Chapter 380: "Nonsense"

It is said that Wukong helped the golden cicada, ran onto the road with Bajie and Sha Seng, and walked westward. Fastest updates

After a while, the four masters and apprentices walked all the way and saw a pavilion and a majestic palace.

Jin Chanzi reined in and said, "Wukong, what do you think is the place to go? ”

Since the mana of the golden cicada slowly disappeared, he has now become timid and afraid, thinking that there are monsters everywhere, and he is afraid of dying on this road to learn the scriptures.

Wukong heard the words of the golden cicada, raised his head to look, and suddenly saw: the mountain is surrounded by pavilions, and the stream surrounds the pavilion. The trees in front of the door are dense, and the wild flowers outside the house are fragrant.

The egret perched among the willows is as flawless as the jade in the smoke, and the yellow warbler in the peach is like gold and color in the fire. Both wild deer, forgetting to step on the green sand and the mountain birds, flying and singing mangroves. It is really like Liu Ruan Tiantai Cave, no less than the fairy Langyuan family.

Wukong looked at the scenery in the distance and reported with a smile: "Master, that place is not the prince's mansion, nor is it a rich family, but it is like a temple, I don't know if it's a temple, I want to see it." ”

Hearing this, the golden cicada whipped the horse and marched in the direction of the temple.

After a while, the master and apprentice came to the door to watch, and there was a stone slab embedded in the door, with the words Huanghuaguan on it.

Jin Cicada slowly got off the horse, and Bajie said: "Huanghuaguan is the home of the Taoist, let's go in and meet him for a while, although he is not the same as us, and the belief is not the same, but the practice is almost the same." ”

Sha Seng also stood in front of the door and said: "The second senior brother is right, one is to go in and see the scenery, and the other is to spread the goods." Maybe the hurried family is very good, and arranges some fasting to eat with the master and us. ”

Jin Chanzi nodded and said according to his words, and the four of them went in to view the interior together, but saw a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the second door: "Yellow Bud White Snow Immortal Mansion, Yaocao Qi Hua Yushi's house." ”

Wukong looked at the couplet, but laughed out loud, and said with a smile: "This is a Taoist priest who burns grass and refines medicine, makes a stove fire, and carries a jar." ”

Jin Chanzi hurriedly pulled Wukong over, twisted him and said, "Wukong, be careful! We don't know him, and we are not his relatives, no matter him, let's go in first for the time being, and then talk?"

As he spoke, the four masters and apprentices entered the second gate, only to see that the main hall was closed, and a Taoist priest was sitting there under the east corridor.

Look at how he dresses up: he wears a red and glamorous gold crown, wears a black Zizi black soap suit, steps on a pair of green cloud head shoes, and ties a yellow whisk Lu Gongqi. The face is like melon iron, and the eyes are like stars. The quasi-head is tall and the class is back, and the lips are turned over like Dada. The heart of the Dao was a hidden thunder, and the tiger descended to the dragon and the true feather.

When Jin Chanzi saw it, he thought it was a Taoist disciple, so he shouted loudly: "Old fairy, the poor monk has inquired." ”

The Taoist priest raised his head suddenly, was shocked when he saw it, lost the medicine in his hand, pressed the hairpin, straightened his clothes, and lowered the steps to greet him: "The master is out of welcome, please sit inside." ”

When Jin Chanzi saw that he was a hospitable person, he hurriedly walked up happily.

The Taoist priest pushed open the door and invited the golden cicada to go in, and the golden cicada saw that there were three Qing holy elephants, and there was incense on the altar table, so he hurriedly lit incense and put it in the incense burner, and then bowed three times. Only then did he bow with the Taoist priest.

Then he returned to his seat and sat down with the three apprentices.

"Don't hurry up and serve tea to the master. ”

The Taoist priest urgently called the fairy child to watch the tea, and hurriedly came out with two children. Go inside, look for the tea tray, wash the tea cup, wipe the tea spoon, and make the tea fruit. Hurriedly walking, he had already alarmed those few female monsters.

It turned out that the seven female monsters in the silk cave were in the same class as this Taoist priest, and since they wore old clothes and called out their sons, they came here directly to ask for help.

The female monsters were cutting clothes in the back, and suddenly saw the boy looking at the tea, so they opened their mouths and asked, "Tong'er, what distinguished guests are here today, so anxious?"

Dao Tong turned around and said, "Just now, four monks came in, and when the master saw that it was a spiritual person, he hurriedly asked us to watch the tea." ”

One of the female monsters asked, "Is there a fat white monk in there?"

Dao Tong hurriedly replied: "Yes." ”

The female monster asked again, "Is there a man with a long mouth and big ears?"

Dao Tong also nodded and said, "Yes." ”

When a few female monsters heard this, they hurriedly said in surprise, and said after a while: "You go and hand over the tea, give your master a look, and call him in, we have something important to say." ”

Sure enough, the boy took out the five cups of tea.

The Taoist priest rolled up his clothes, took a cup in both hands and handed it to the golden cicada, and then handed a cup to Bajie, Sha Seng and Wukong.

After handing over the tea, the little boy was embarrassed, and the Taoist priest nodded.

Then he bowed and said, "Masters, please drink tea first" and turned around again, and said to the apprentice, "Tong'er, put the tea tray to accompany you, and come when I go." ”

At this time, Jin Chanzi and Wukong didn't notice anything wrong, but just played with a little boy in the hall.

And when the Taoist priest walked inside, he saw the seven female monsters kneeling down in unison, and shouted loudly: "Senior brother, senior brother, listen to your little sister!"

Seeing this, the Taoist priest hurriedly put his hand on it and asked, "Senior sisters, you came in a hurry a few days ago, do you have anything to say to me? It's just that this medicine is forbidden to see yin people, so I didn't promise you. There are distinguished guests outside today, so let's talk about something later. ”

Those female monsters, seeing that the senior brother treated the golden cicada master and apprentice so kindly, reminded them: "Tell the senior brother, our sisters came specifically for the sake of distinguished guests, and they didn't plan to tell the senior brother, so as not to be too distracted." But now that they are here, they dare to tell the senior brother that if the distinguished guest leaves, even if he talks about it, it is useless. ”

The Taoist priest shook his head and said with a smile: "Look at the sisters, how can you talk like this, how can you say that it is a dragon for distinguished guests, how do you say this." Let's not say that I am a pure and quiet cultivator, but I am a layman, and I have a wife and a young family for housework, so I have to wait for the distinguished guest to leave. Why are you so rude, I have this kind of black cauldron! Let me go out first. ”

All the banshees hurriedly pulled the Taoist priest's clothes together and said, "Senior brother, let me ask you, where did you say that distinguished guest came from?"

The Taoist priest spat on his face and did not agree, and the women saw this, but did not care, and continued: "The little boy came in to get tea, and I heard him say that it was four monks. ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, he pretended to be angry and said, "What's wrong with the monk, can't I let the monk in this Taoist temple?"

The female monsters continued to remind: "Isn't there four monks, one of them is white-faced and fat, and one is long-mouthed and big-eared, did the senior brother ask him where he came from?"

When the Taoist priest heard this, he thought to himself for a while, how could he know what the senior sister looked like if he hadn't seen all the masters, could it.

Then he asked, "There are two of those four monks who said so, but how do you know? I think you saw a few of them there?"

"Senior brother, you don't know this grievance here. The bald monk was sent by the Tang Dynasty to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and he heard that it was the reincarnation of the second disciple of the West Heaven Rulai, Jin Chanzi, and this morning he went to my cave to fast, and it was the sisters who smelled the name of the Golden Cicada, so he took it. ”

The Taoist priest asked again, "What are you doing with him?"

When the banshees heard this, they hurriedly waved their hands and said: "Senior brother said that I laughed, I have heard for a long time that the golden cicada is the true body of the tenth generation's cultivation, and someone eats a piece of his meat to prolong his life, so this took him." Unfortunately, the monk with a long mouth and big ears stopped us in the dirty spring, snatched our clothes first, and then teased us and forced us to take a bath with our sisters. He's so powerful that we can't stop him. I saw him jump into the water and turn into a catfish, and burrow in the crotch of our legs, intending to commit treachery. But after a while, our sisters were very lazy, and then he jumped out of the water again, and showed his true colors, and when he saw that we would not obey, he made a nine-toothed nail palladium and wanted our lives. If it weren't for our knowledge, we would have almost been poisoned by him. ”

The seven female monsters, seeing that the senior brother was already angry, all pretended to cry and cried, and continued, "Therefore, a few of us escaped with trepidation, and asked your foolish nephews to fight against him, and the senior didn't know how to survive. So a few of our sisters have come to vote for our brother, hoping that my brother will remember his former classmates and avenge us!"

When the Taoist priest heard this, he was instantly annoyed, and his voice changed angrily: "It turns out that these monks are so rude! Such scoundrels! You can rest assured, wait for me to manipulate him!"

When the banshees heard this, they hurriedly thanked: "If Senior Brother does it, then we will all come to help beat him." ”

The Taoist priest smiled slightly, waved his hand and said, "No need to fight! No need to fight! As the saying goes, if you are three points low, you all come with me." ”

When the women heard the senior brother say this, they followed the Taoist priest's side.

I saw him enter the room, take the ladder, turn the bed, climb up the beam, and take down a small suitcase.

The box was eight inches high, a foot long, four inches wide, and a small brass lock on it.

The Taoist priest hurriedly took out a goose yellow silk sweat towel from his sleeve, and a small key was tied to the sweat towel.

I opened the lock and took out a bag of medicine, which was: hundreds of bird droppings in the mountains, sweeping thousands of catties. It is boiled in a copper pot and boiled evenly.

A thousand catties are boiled with a ladle, and a ladle is refined for three points. Three points should be fried, then forged and re-smoked. This poison is made as precious as a treasure and treasure. If you taste him, you will see Yan Jun at the entrance!

The Taoist priest said to the seven women behind him: "Sisters, if my baby, if a mortal eats it, it only takes a centimeter, and it will die when it enters the belly." If the gods eat it, they only need three cents to die. These monks, I'm afraid that there are also some people who practice the Tao, and they need to get three cents. Grab the scales. ”

One of the seven banshees hurriedly went in and took a handful of scales, and the Taoist priest said: "Weigh out one cent and two cents, and divide it into four points." ”

He took out twelve red dates, broke them up, and divided them into four tea bowls, and made two black dates into a tea bowl and installed them on a tray.

He said to the junior sisters, "Wait until I ask him." If you are not a monk of the Tang Dynasty, forget it, if you are a monk from the Tang Dynasty, use this tea, and you will let the boy take out this tea. Once they eat it, they will definitely die one by one, and the senior brother will take revenge on you and solve your troubles. ”

After the Taoist priest finished speaking, the seven women should be grateful.