Those female monsters, when they saw Bajie coming to tease them, they were troubled, so they stepped forward to fight together. Fastest updates

But they didn't know that Bajie was once the marshal of Heavenly Court, and he was very good at water.

The Bajie went into the water and turned into a catfish essence, swimming towards the female monsters. When the female monsters saw that there was an inexplicable extra fish, they all went to catch the fish, but the strange thing was that they caught it in their hands, but they couldn't hold it in their hands.

So, when you touch it from the east, the fish suddenly swims to the west, and when you touch it from the west, the fish suddenly swims to the east. I didn't slip away, I only drilled in the crotch of the female monster's legs.

If you look closely, it turns out that the water has only reached the half of the female monster's breasts.

A few banshees caught on the water for a while, and then at the bottom of the water, but after a while, they were tired, panting, and exhausted. Then he roared loudly, "Where the hell did you come from? ”

Only then did Bajie jump up, show his true appearance, put on his clothes, picked up the nail palladium and shouted: "Am I the one? You really think of me as a catfish essence! Open your eyes and take a good look, who is Grandpa Pig." ”

When those monsters saw Bajie, their faces were rude and imposing, and they asked Bajie in horror: "You are the monk just now, you turned into a catfish in the water, you couldn't hold it just now, and now you are dressed like this, what is your intention? ”

Bajie stood on top of the stone and laughed loudly: "You superficial monsters, you really don't recognize me! I am the apprentice of the golden cicada who learned from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and I am the Marshal of Tianpeng Wuneng Bajie is also." The dignified Monkey King is my senior brother. Now you hang my master in the hole, and you want to steam him! Do you think my master is so delicious? Why don't you guys hurry up and stretch your heads, build a palladium each, and report to the king of Hades!"

Those banshees heard that it was Marshal Tianpeng, who was once in charge of Tianhe's 80,000 soldiers, and the most important thing was that they heard the name of Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, and thought that Sun Wukong, who didn't even care about the Jade Emperor, would pick up the golden hoop stick and beat a few of them to death if he came.

A few monsters, as soon as they thought of this, instantly lost their souls, and knelt down in the water and said: "Marshal Wangtianpeng is convenient and convenient! I have no eyes and beads, and I have caught your master by mistake, although I am hanging there, I have never dared to increase the punishment and suffer." I hope that the marshal will be merciful and spare my life, and I am willing to post some plate fees and send your master to the western heavens. ”

Bajie shook his head and said: "Don't say this! As the saying goes, once a sugar seller was coaxed, but now he doesn't believe in sweetness." Let's fight first, I'm talking!"

That Bajie is also a ruthless character, blindly ramming, in order to show his ability, he has the heart of pity and cherishing jade, holding palladium, regardless of good or bad, he stepped forward and began to fight.

The seven female monsters suddenly panicked, what shame did they care about, of course, their lives were important, they insulted the shame with their hands, jumped out of the water, and ran to stand in the pavilion, making a method: silk ropes came out of the bones in the umbilical hole, and a big silk canopy was built to cover the eight rings in it.

Bajie suddenly raised his head, and when he didn't see the day, he hurriedly pulled out and walked outside, but he could lift his feet there!

Take a closer look at the stumbling ropes, the ground is full of silk ropes, move your feet, and fall on your heels: go to the left, one knocks on the ground, go to the right, one upside down, turn sharply, fall to the ground again, get up quickly, and fall down again.

Bajie didn't know how many heels he fell, he fell numb and weak, dizzy, couldn't crawl, only slept on the ground and moaned alone.

The female monsters hurriedly went up to trap him, did not beat him, did not hurt him, jumped out of the door one by one, covered the sky with a silk canopy, and returned to their own caves.

It's not that they don't dare to hurt Bajie, nor are they afraid of his identity as Marshal Tianpeng, but they are afraid of his senior brother, the Monkey King who once made the Three Realms tremble.

The seven banshees stood down on the stone bridge, recited the mantra, and in an instant put away the silk canopy, ran into the cave naked, said shy words, and ran over in front of the golden cicada with a smile.

I walked into the stone room, took a few old clothes and put them on, and went to the back door and shouted, "Where are the children?"

It turned out that those goblins all had a son, but they were not raised by him, they were all his godsons who swore to him.

It is called honey, ants, dragonflies, classes, grasshoppers, wax, and dragonflies: honey is a bee, a leech is a bee, a toad is a bee, a class is a hair, a grasshopper is a cowhopper, wax is wax, and a dragonfly is a dragonfly.

It turned out that the seven female goblins had made nets in the sky and captured these seven kinds of leeches, but they wanted to eat him.

Ancient cloud birds have poultry words, beasts have beast language, at that time these insects mourned to spare their lives, willing to worship as their mother, so this spring picks flowers for monsters, summer to find all the flowers and filial piety goblins.

The seven sons suddenly heard a call, and all of them came out and knelt down in front of them and asked, "What are the orders of your mothers?"

The banshees shouted: "My son, a few days ago we mistakenly provoked a monk from the Tang Dynasty, and just now he was stopped in the pool by his apprentices, how ugly he was, and almost lost his life! ”

Since those banshees knew that it was Monkey King who had offended, they were afraid, and knew that they wanted to leave here and go to his senior brother, but Marshal Tianpeng and Monkey King on their lips did not say a word, and now they thought that they could only go to their senior brother to see if they could avoid this difficulty.

In the blink of an eye, you see these little demon leeches, one by one, gearing up, coming out to meet the enemy, all wanting to avenge their mother, who knows that the other party is the famous Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng, and General Rolling Blinds.

On the other hand, Bajie was dizzy, and he looked up suddenly to see that there was no silk canopy, so he climbed up step by step, endured the pain and found the original way, saw Wukong, and pulled it with his hand and said: "Brother Monkey, can my head be swollen and my face be blue?"

Wukong looked at Bajie unexpectedly and asked, "How did you get here?"

Bajie sighed, and sighed, "I was covered by those female monsters with silk ropes, and I put stumbling ropes, I don't know how many heels I fell, and I fell so much that my waist was bent and my back was broken, and it was difficult to move an inch." Just now, the silk canopy rope was empty, and he came back with his life. ”

When Sha Seng saw it, he immediately shouted: "It's bad, it's bad! Second Senior Brother, you're in trouble! Those monsters must go to the cave to hurt Master, I'll go and save him soon!"

When Wukong heard this, he hurriedly dragged his steps to leave, and Bajie led the horse to the front of the village in a hurry, but saw that there were seven little demons on the stone bridge and said: "Slow down, slow down!

Wukong, Bajie, and Sha Seng looked at it and smiled: "It's funny! Where did these little people come from! The length is only two feet five or six inches, less than three feet, and the weight is only ** catties, less than ten catties." Who the hell are you? ”

When the little demons saw that Wukong and the others were actually laughing at themselves and the others, they shouted, "I am the son of the Seven Immortal Gu." You have insulted my mother, and you dare to be ignorant, and you will knock on my door! Don't go! Look at the beating!"

What a monster! Dance with hands and feet, and fight randomly.

Bajie was angry when he saw it, he was already an acute character, and when he saw the little demon's carving insect skills, he raised his palladium and stretched out his hand to fight.

Those little monsters saw that Bajie was fierce, and one by one they appeared themselves, and they flew up, shouting "change".

In an instant, one becomes ten, ten becomes hundred, hundreds become thousands, thousands become thousands, and each one becomes an infinite number.

I saw: the sky was full of wax, and dragonflies were dancing everywhere. Honey ants chase their foreheads, and scorpes prick their eyes. Ban Mao bites back and forth, and the grasshopper bites up and down. It's dark and terrifying.

Bajie panicked and shouted loudly: "Brother Monkey, I only said that I went to the west to learn scriptures, why are I even bullying people now!"

Wukong picked up the golden hoop stick and shouted, "Bajie, don't be afraid, come forward and fight!"

Bajie dodged left and right, and shouted loudly: "Brother Monkey, staring at the head and blowing in the face, there are dozens of layers thick all over the body, this is such a fight?"

Seeing this, Wukong thought about it, and said with a smile: "It's okay! It's okay! I have my own means!"

Sha Seng also urged on the side: "Senior brother, what means do you have, hurry up!!

Good Wukong, plucked a handful of hairs from the back of his head, chewed it to pieces, and sprayed it out, that is, he turned into some yellow, hemp, white, eagle, fish, and harrier. Seeing this, Bajie asked, "Brother Monkey, what kind of dumb fan are you still fighting now, what kind of yellow and numb?"

Wukong waved his hand and smiled: "Bajie, Lao Sha, you don't know, Huang is a yellow eagle, Ma is a Ma eagle, an eagle, white is a white eagle, an eagle is an eagle, a fish is an osprey, and a harrier is a harrier eagle." The son of the fairy is seven kinds of worms, and my hairs are seven kinds of eagles. ”

The eagle is the most capable, the worm, one beak, the claws beat the wings, the whiskers, the fight is exhausted, the sky is empty, and the ground accumulates more than a foot.

The three brothers then crossed the bridge and went into the cave, only to see the golden cicada father hanging there humming and crying.

Bajie approached and blamed: "Master, you are coming here to play! You don't know how many miles I have fallen!"

Sha Seng hurriedly reminded: "Let's talk about the master first." ”

Wukong hurriedly cut the rope and put down the golden cicada, and asked, "Master, where are those goblins?"

Jin Cicada cried and cried: "The seven female monsters are all naked and called their sons in the back." ”

Wukong shouted, "Brother, follow me to find it." ”

The three brothers, each armed with a weapon, went to the back garden to find a place, but there was no trace.

They all went to the peach and plum tree and couldn't find it, and Bajie asked, "Let's go, let's go." ”

Sha Seng said again: "Second Senior Brother, don't look for it, let's go find it quickly! ”

The three of Wukong went back to the front and asked the golden cicada to get on the horse.

Wukong smiled and said, "Master, next time we break the fast, let us go." ”

Jin Chanzi, thinking of today's encounter, hurriedly shirked and said: "Apprentice!, even if you starve to death in the future, you won't go to fate." ”

Bajie suddenly remembered that he was teased by those monsters, so he said: "Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, you help Master walk, wait for the old pig to build his house with palladium, so that she will have no place to settle down when she comes back." ”

Wukong pulled Bajie and said with a smile: "It's still hard to build, why don't you find some firewood and burn it, so that it will break his roots, and it won't harm others." ”

Bajie listened to what Wukong said reasonably, nodded, found some rotten pines and broken bamboos, dried willows and withered vines, lit a fire, and burned everything clean.

Seeing that the fire was burning, the master and apprentice left with confidence and continued to move forward.