Sun Wukong pretended to cry and pretend to be sad, but also had the intention of teasing Zhu Bajie, on the White Tiger Ridge, Zhu Bajie plucked the golden cicada and degraded him, and he was still angry in his heart. Fastest updates

Hearing Jin Chanzi scolding him, he seemed to see through his scheming, and hurriedly smiled: "Master, you don't know, I'm not laughing at him." I know Bajie's temperament best, he will definitely not patrol the mountains well when he goes, and he will not dare to meet the monsters, he will definitely find a place to hide for a while, and then make up a lie to come back and coax us. ”

"How can you be so sure?"

"If you don't believe it, I'll follow him to see, first, to help him subdue demons when he comes, and second, to see if he really has a sincere heart to worship the Buddha. ”

Jin Chanzi had no choice but to follow him and instructed: "Okay, don't tease him anymore." ”

Sun Wukong responded with a good salute, turned into a small insect, flapped his wings and flew over, and nailed it to the mane behind Zhu Bajie's ears.

That Zhu Bajie just walked, how did he know that there were people on his body, walked seven or eight miles, looked back, and saw that there was no one behind him, he put down the nail palladium, pointed at the direction of Jin Chanzi and others, and scolded: "Incompetent old monk, tricky Bi Ma Wen, useless Sand monk! You are so good, you are really smart, you are free and happy there, and you are tired of playing tricks on my old pig! Everyone goes to learn the scriptures the same, and they all achieve the same positive results, why do you want me to patrol what mountain? Hmph! I know that there are monsters, so why don't you hide away? You want me to go find a youkai, so I won't be so stupid! I'll go to sleep first! vaguely promised him, only saying that he had patrolled the mountain. That's it. ”

Thinking of sleeping, he yawned a few times, dragged the nail palladium, found a leeward hillside, found a piece of dead grass, smoothed it out with the nail palladium, lay down, stretched his waist, and laughed: "Comfortable! It's so comfortable! Even Bi Ma Wen is not as comfortable as I am!"

Sun Wukong heard the incessant scolding behind his ear, where could he bear it? Flew up, shook it again, turned into a woodpecker, stretched out his sharp iron beak, looked at the tender place under Zhu Bajie's nostrils, and pecked it down with a mouthful.

Scold!

Zhu Bajie jumped up in pain, covered his mouth and screamed: "Monsters!"

I felt something sticky on my hand again, let go and looked, the blood in my hand! Zhu Bajie felt more pain on his lips, and he was scared, so he picked up the nail palladium and blocked it in front of him, turned around and looked around, but he didn't see any monsters.

"Did the monster poke me and run away? It hurts! Youkai, youkai, I didn't mess with you, I can't sleep?......

Suddenly, I heard a sound in the air, and when I looked up, it was a woodpecker, flapping its wings in the air.

Zhu Bajie suddenly realized, his heart was wide, he covered his mouth again, gritted his teeth and scolded: "You thing!

He turned his head and thought, "Oh, I see, it must not recognize me as a person, and it thinks my mouth is a black and rotten tree trunk, and when it sees a hole, it thinks that there is a worm in it, so it comes to peck at me, and wants to find a worm to eat." Hmph, I'm too lazy to meet you like you!"

Zhu Bajie lay down, hid his mouth in his arms, and went to sleep again.

Sun Wukong laughed secretly in his stomach, flew down again, pounced on the ground, and pecked again behind Zhu Bajie's ear.

Zhu Bajie jumped up again, glared at the woodpecker with his eyes and scolded: "!

After scolding, the woodpecker didn't seem to understand, but flapped its wings in the air and said to himself: "Could it be that this is its nest?

Zhu Bajie picked up the nail palladium and walked forward again. Sun Wukong laughed secretly, and then turned into a worm, still attached to Zhu Bajie's ears.

Zhu Bajie walked for another four or five miles, thinking: "I can't go anymore, it's not good to meet monsters when I go again." But how are you going to get back to Master and the monkey?"

Zhu Bajie was thinking in his heart as he walked, and suddenly saw three big stones in front of him.

Zhu Bajie showed a smile on his face, walked to the bluestone in the middle, put down the nail palladium, straightened his clothes, and made a gesture against the stone!

Sun Wukong wanted to laugh again, and wondered again: This pig's head! The stone is not a human, and it can't speak, and it can't return the courtesy, what do you do to it?

It turned out that Zhu Bajie regarded the three stones as Tang Seng and Sun Wukong and Sha Monk, how to go back and talk back when they rehearsed there!

Suddenly, I heard Zhu Bajie clear his throat and say, "Master!

After saying this, he put the nail palladium on the ground, walked a few steps forward, walked in front of the big bluestone in the middle, turned around, faced the place where he was standing just now, and said in the tone of Tang Seng: "Are there monsters in the mountains?"

After pretending to be Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie returned to nail palladium and said: "Master, there are monsters!

Then he turned back to the bluestone and said, "What kind of mountain is this?"

"Master, this mountain is called Stone Mountain. ”

"What's the hole in the mountain?"

"There is a big demon cave, called the Stone Cave. ”

"What is the door made of?"

"It's an iron-leaf door full of nails. ”

Zhu Bajie turned around alone, asking himself questions and answers, and when he said this, he suddenly stopped and said softly: "The monkey must think that I didn't go into the cave, if he asks me: How deep is the cave?

After thinking about it, he looked at a stone on the left, took it as Sun Wukong, and said: "There are three layers inside and three layers outside, I don't know how deep it is." ”

He touched his head again: "What if he asks me how many nails are on the door?"

"By the way, I said that the old pig has a bad memory, and there are so many nails, I can't remember it clearly. ”

Thinking about Zhou Xiang, Zhu Bajie felt that he was really smart, he smiled, dragged the nail palladium and walked to the loop.

Sun Wukong hid behind Zhu Bajie's ear, heard it clearly, saw Zhu Bajie walking back, and thought: You just wait to make a fool of yourself. He flapped his wings and flew back first, returning to the golden cicada to show his true face.

Jin Chanzi asked, "Wukong, you're back, why didn't you see Bajie come back?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "He made up lies there, and he is coming back." ”

"He's got his ears covered and his eyes covered, he's a honest man, what kind of lie would he make? What kind of nonsense did you fabricate, and you want to rely on him?"

"Master, why are you protecting him like this? When he comes back, you can confront him face to face!"

Sun Wukong put Zhu Bajie into the grass to sleep, was woken up by a woodpecker, talked to the stone, made up a stone mountain, a stone cave, an iron leaf gate, etc., and told Tang Seng again. Tang Seng was skeptical.

After a while, Zhu Bajie walked back while talking to himself. It turned out that he was afraid that he would forget the words he had thought of, so he kept his head down and studied while walking.

Sun Wukong yelled at him: "Pig head, what are you reading?"

Zhu Bajie woke up suddenly and came over to see JCZ: "Master, I'm back from my mountain tour." ”

"Apprentice, you've worked hard!"

"It's okay, it's a little tiring after walking so far, but it doesn't matter. ”

"Are there any youkai in the mountains?"

"Master, there are monsters! The mountains are full of monsters!"

"The mountains are full of monsters, so how did you get out and come back?"

"The monster was afraid of me, so he asked me to be the ancestor of the pig, and the grandfather of the pig invited me over, arranged a vegetarian meal with noodle soup, invited me to eat a full meal, and said that he would beat the gong and drum to send us over the mountain!"

Sun Wukong couldn't hear this, so he took over and said, "I see that you fell asleep in the grass, and you said it in a dream, right?"

Zhu Bajie was taken aback: How did he know that I was sleeping?

Seeing that he didn't answer, Sun Wukong came over and grabbed his big ears and said, "I'll ask you!"

Zhu Bajie's ears hurt and shouted, "If you want to ask, just ask, what are you doing with my ears?"

Sun Wukong didn't let go, but increased his strength and asked, "What kind of mountain is this?"

"This mountain is called a stone mountain. ”

"What's the hole in the mountain?"

"There is a big demon cave, called the Stone Cave. ”

"What is the door made of?"

"It's an iron-leaf door full of nails. ”

"How deep is the hole?"

"There are three layers inside and three layers outside, I don't know how deep it is. ”

Sun Wukong asked here, and saw that Jin Chanzi's face was thin, and he achieved his goal, so that Jin Chanzi quietly What kind of character is Zhu Bajie, and he didn't bother to continue to entangle with Zhu Bajie. hurriedly said: "You don't need to say it, I'm afraid the master won't believe it, I'll say it for you." ”

Zhu Bajie muttered: "You didn't go to patrol the mountain, how do you know the situation?"

Sun Wukong learned the way Zhu Bajie spoke to the stone and said: "If he asks me how many iron nails there are on the door? By the way, I will say that the old pig has a bad memory, and there are so many nails, I can't remember it clearly!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Bajie was very frightened, looked at the golden cicada, his eyes rolled wildly, he didn't know what to do, and hurriedly knelt down.

"You are looking at the stones, as if you were the three of us, asking and answering each other, aren't you?

Zhu Bajie touched his head: "Brother Monkey, aren't you kind, you are eavesdropping behind me?"

Sun Wukong scolded: "You pig's head, such a dangerous place, you were asked to go to patrol the mountains, but you went to sleep! If it weren't for the woodpecker to wake you up, you would still be sleeping there! If you woke you up, and you didn't do things, and made up such a lie, wouldn't you miss a big thing? You quickly stretched out your feet, hit five sticks, and remember for a long time!"

"Brother Monkey, your mourning stick is too heavy, rub your skin, touch your tendons, if you hit me five times, I will die!" Zhu Bajie panicked.

Sun Wukong stiffened his face: "You are afraid of beating, why are you lying?"

"Brother Monkey, just this once, I won't dare in the future. ”

"Let's hit three sticks in one trip!"

"My grandfather, I can't afford to be half a stick!" Zhu Bajie cried and turned his head to look at Jin Chanzi, "Master, please give me a favor quickly!"

"Wukong said you made up a lie, I still don't believe it. I can't imagine that this is the case, and it really should be fought. But now that you want to cross the mountain, it's the time to employ people, Wukong, you spare him first, and then fight after crossing the mountain. ”

Sun Wukong let go of his hand and said, "Since the master said not to fight, I will spare you first." But you have to go to patrol the mountains again, and if you lie again, I won't spare you!"

Zhu Bajie had no choice, so he had to make a bitter face, pick up the nail palladium, and go to patrol the mountains again.

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