Chapter 249: "Teasing"
Sun Wukong's heart moved: The demons here eat people, and even draw shadow graphics, naming and only eating monks from the Tang Dynasty, could it be that the evil demons of Taoism deliberately came to prevent Tang Seng from learning scriptures? Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, he prefers to go to the tiger mountains, so he just killed these demons and accumulated some merits. Fastest updates
Sun Wukong smiled lightly without care: "Yes, we are sent by the Tang Emperor!"
The woodcutter waved his hand again and again: "Go back quickly!
"Eat us, okay, okay, I just don't know how they're going to eat?"
The woodcutter looked at a madman: "How do you want him to eat you?"
"It's fun to eat your head first, but it's a little hard to do if you eat your feet first. ”
"What about eating your head first, what about eating your feet first? Isn't it the same as death?"
"Of course it's different! Think about it, if you eat your head first and bite it down, the person will already be dead, and no matter how he frying and boiling, the dead will not know the pain. If he had eaten his feet first, he had gnawed his ankles one bite at a time, chewed the leg bones slowly, and then rattled his lumbar vertebrae, and he still did not die, wouldn't he have to suffer piecemeal? ”
The woodcutter was terrified when he heard this: "You crazy monk, you can think of a way to eat people?" Let me tell you, where will the demon go to spend all that effort, he caught you, told the little demons to tie you in a cage, and steamed your whole and ate it." ”
"It's better! It's better! It's not painful, it's just a little stuffy. ”
"Crazy monk, don't play tricks! I'll tell you again, those two demons have five treasures with them, and they have a lot of magical powers. If you must go up the mountain, you have to be careful!"
"It's okay! Thank you!"
Sun Wukong thanked the woodcutter with a smile, returned to the golden cicada horse and said: "Master, don't worry, it's not a big deal, it's just a little goblin, and the people here are timid, so it's terrifying." I'm here, don't be afraid, let's go. ”
When Jin Chanzi saw it, he didn't think much about it, and he didn't know what kind of monster was in front of him.
The Four Saints came to the Buddha Gate, and the Jade Emperor sent out Kui Jupiter, and the people in front of him were undoubtedly Sanqing.
The golden cicada believed it, rode his horse and walked forward again, and walked to the lawn, but he didn't see the woodcutter. Jin Chanzi was taken aback and asked, "Why is the woodcutter who reported the news missing?"
Zhu Bajie looked around: "Did we bump into a dayghost?"
"It's not a ghost, if it's a ghost, how dare you come to see me? Did he go into the woods to cut wood? Wait for me to take a look. Sun Wukong opened his fiery eyes, looked over in the four fields, found no trace, and raised his head to look into the clouds, and saw that the daily value Gong Cao was in the clouds. Zongyun caught up and scolded the hairy ghost a few times: "Why don't you say it directly, but you have changed like that, teasing Lao Sun?"
The four values of Gong Cao are the four immortals on duty in charge of time in the heavenly court, and their main responsibilities are to inspect and record the merits, and they are in charge of the merits, namely Li Bing, the god of the year, Huang Chengyi, the god of the moon, Zhou Deng, the god of duty, and Liu Hong, the god of time. At that time, Guanyin Bodhisattva once seconded Liu Hong, the god of duty, and Li Bing, the god of duty, to pretend to be Liu Hong and Li Biao, the water thieves of the Hongjiang River, and the two drowned Tang Seng's father, Chen Cao, the champion of the new department, in the Hongjiang River on the way to the post. Later, Tang Seng went to the West to learn scriptures, and the Jade Emperor sent these four Gong Cao to accompany him all the way, one to supervise, and the other to remember the merits.
Today is the day of duty Gong Cao Zhoudeng is on duty, so he came to report to Tang Seng.
Sun Wukong's face was not good, and he was so panicked that Cao Shili said:
"Great Sage, the news is late, don't blame, don't blame! This demon in Pingdingshan is really powerful, changeable, the great sage should be careful, carefully protect your master, if you are not careful, the West Heaven Road will be gone!"
Gong Cao personally came to report the news, and it seems that this Pingdingshan monster is not trivial.
Sun Wukong was not afraid, he pressed the cloud head and saw Tang Seng walking under the protection of Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha.
"If I tell Master the truth about what Gong Cao said, he is timid, and he is afraid that he will cry and dare not walk again. If you don't tell him the truth, he doesn't know the inside story, he went into the mountain in a daze, and was caught by demons, or do you want my grandson to work hard to save him? If he can beat the youkai, he will be counted. If you can't beat him and you're caught by a monster, it's not too late for Lao Sun to save him, so I can show my skills. ”
Then he thought again: "Bajie is the most lazy, if he refuses to come forward, the master has some shortcomings, but it is a little difficult." By the way, I'll provoke him first!"
Jin Chanzi had already listened to the words of Gong Cao and Sun Wukong, and seeing that Gong Cao was so cautious, there was no doubt that he was the Taishang Laojun.
Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick in his right hand, rubbed his eyes with his left hand, and walked towards Tang Seng with a sad look.
Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong's eyes full of tears, knowing that the situation was not good, and hurriedly shouted: "Senior Brother Sha, rest your burden, take out your luggage, I will divide the two!"
"Second Senior Brother, okay, what kind of luggage do you share?" Monk Sha was puzzled. For Sha Seng, it doesn't matter if he goes to the west or not, all he wants is a reason to continue walking. Just like back then, walking in all directions to subdue demons and eliminate demons is.
Zhu Bajie said: "Divide the journey! You go to the quicksand river and be a monster to eat people and do evil, Sun Wukong goes to Huaguo Mountain to claim the king and hegemony, and the old pig goes to Gao Laozhuang to carry the white prime minister of the Hun family." Sell the white horse, buy a coffin, send the old man with the master, everyone scatter the fire, and go to the western sky?"
"Listen to me! Divide it! You go back to the quicksand river to be a monster, and the old pig goes back to Gao Laozhuang to be a son-in-law. Sell the white horse, buy a coffin, send the master to the end, everyone disperses, don't go to the western sky!"
Jin Chanzi heard it right away, and couldn't help it, this Zhu Bajie became more and more open-mouthed, and bluntly said that he would send a coffin to himself, and said angrily: "This rammer! is walking, why is he talking nonsense?" Seeing Zhu Bajie acting like this, he hoped that Wukong would tease a picture of Bajie.
Zhu Bajie curled his mouth and said: "Your son is just talking nonsense! Didn't you see the monkey crying there and coming back? He is a good man who is not afraid of going to the sky and going into the oil pot in the ground, and now he is sad and crying with tears in his eyes, it must be that the monster in the mountains is powerful, he can't beat it, and he is so afraid that he cries." He was so scared that he cried, how can people like us get by?"
The more Jin Chanzi listened to Zhu Bajie's words, the more disdainful he became, and it was really true that he was unwilling to accept him at the beginning, and said: "Don't talk nonsense! Wait for me to ask him and see what is going on?" and asked: "Wukong, what's wrong with you?"
"Master!" Sun Wukong rubbed his eyes: "The one who reported just now was the daily duty Gong Cao, he said that the goblin is too fierce, this mountain can't be crossed, let's go back first, and then go when the goblin is gone!"
When Jin Chanzi heard this, he wanted to see me add fuel to the fire, and pulled Sun Wukong's tiger skin skirt: "Apprentice, we have walked half the way, and we are about to go to the west to see the Buddha, why can't we go now?"
"Master, you know me, I have always done my best, and I will never back down. But there are so many demons in the mountains, and I can't handle them alone! Think about it, even if it's a piece of iron, how many nails can I make in the furnace?"
"You are right, it is indeed difficult for a person to do things, and the book of soldiers says that they are outnumbered. Jin Chanzi thought for a while and said: "Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, you can use it as you please, and be a helper for you, no matter what, you have to protect me over the mountain!"
Sun Wukong wanted this sentence, he wiped his tears and said: "Master, if you want to cross the mountain, you need Bajie to follow me two things, so that it is possible to get by." If he doesn't follow me, then don't think about it!"
Zhu Bajie naturally understood what Sun Wukong meant, and said: "Brother Monkey, if you don't go, just break up, don't hurt me!"
"Bajie, don't be afraid! Ask your senior brother what he wants you to do?"
Zhu Bajie had no choice but to ask, "Brother Monkey, what do you want me to do?"
"The first thing is to be optimistic about Master, and the second thing is to go on a mountain patrol. ”
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "Look at the master, you want to sit, and you have to go to patrol the mountains." Do you want me to sit for a while and then walk, walk and sit again, how can I take care of both sides of this walk, sit and sit?"
"You can choose one of two things. ”
"You have to tell me first, what does Master want, what does it mean to go to patrol the mountains? "Sun Wukong has always loved to play tricks on people, and Zhu Bajie is afraid of tricks.
"Look at Master, it's like this: Master goes out to Gong, you have to follow and serve, Master wants to take a walk, you have to walk with him, Master wants to eat fast, you have to go to fast. If there's the slightest bit of slackness, I'll come with a stick!"
"No! This is a little difficult! Wait for Gong, it's okay to walk with me, even if you want me to carry it on my back, it doesn't matter. It's just that if the master is hungry and wants me to go to someone else to fast, on this western road, no one recognizes me as a good monk who learns from the scriptures, and the countrymen see me, and they think that I am a wild boar that ran out of the deep mountains, and a group of people surround me, steel forks and brooms, knock down the old pig, tie it up, carry it home to be slaughtered, and keep it with bacon for the New Year, isn't that unlucky?"
"Then let's go patrol the mountains!" Sun Wukong laughed secretly.
"What about patrolling the mountains?"
"I want you to go into the mountains and find out what kind of mountain, what caves, how many monsters there are? I know myself and my opponent, and I can adapt and come up with a way to get over the mountain. ”
Zhu Bajie weighed the weight and said, "This is easier to do, the old pig will go to patrol the mountain!"
"Then let's go!"
Zhu Bajie carried the nail palladium and walked towards the mountain with a male and tangled appearance. Sun Wukong couldn't help but giggle.
Jin Chanzi has always felt that although Zhu Bajie has other ideas, but he is also honest and honest, this is always bullied by Sun Wukong, and now Zhu Bajie obediently went to patrol the mountain, but Sun Wukong sneered behind him and scolded: "You monkey! You don't have any love for your junior brother, you pretend to trick him into going to patrol the mountain, he went honestly, you still have to laugh at him here!"
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