I stepped open the wooden door, and what was going on in front of me.

I can only describe it in two words: "Damn!"

This old Tang actually turned the clouds and rain on the bed with a wild fox, he gasped for breath, and breathed heavily, probably at the juncture, probably seeing us come in, one did not stand firmly, and rolled off the bed.

This wild fox was mostly shy and disappeared in an instant.

Old Tang took a big breath and said, "Ai, hehe, I said, why did you find this, it's too tiring to be a man in front of the world for the teacher, and you have to rest and vent for the teacher, riding that white horse all day long, following you, I'm really enough, by the way, monkey, why haven't you cleaned up your hair, Master told you, it's okay to trim and trim, pay attention to your external image." And the old pig, take your belly back, Lao Sha don't always have that sullen personality, women like to tease nowadays, your second senior brother is a good development object......"

"That's enough! I stopped him.

"Your mother sells batches, have you said enough, I really am, I have listened to your chatter every day for hundreds of years, and it means hairy. And then there's ...... Forehead. ”

Old Tang actually posed as a meditator directly on the spot, looked at me and said, "Stinky monkey, Master said this for your good, now Master wants to be happy for a few days, pretending to be too tired every day, doing personnel in front of people, doing the courtesies of the world, and putting on a compassionate appearance, Master is really tired." ”

The old pig immediately couldn't listen anymore, "Master, you said you were tired, you rode a horse every day, we walked, and you still had the face to say that you were tired." And what about Lao Sha, carrying the burden, and counting the most things in your girl, what kind of love token of the king of the daughter country, what jade rabbit essence pendant, you are embarrassed to say, a monk, really unkind. ”

"Cough, cough, don't take these out!" Tang Doudou actually lowered his head embarrassedly and replied softly.

"Monkey, don't think I'm obscene. This immortal is like this, even the high Jade Emperor is crazy here, what else can I say, I guess at this time, he should be in the Yuzhu Cave. ”

Old Tang added, "Monkey, don't mess with him, you must know that the power of the emperor cannot be shaken, and we will just follow the small fight." ”

I didn't say a word, picked up the stick, turned on the fiery eye mode, and instantly arrived at the Yuzhu Cave, and the door was actually locked, but a powerful fairy aura came to my face, I blew, and the lock fell.

I kicked the door open, the bed was surrounded by red yarn, the dark red candlelight flickered, there were two figures on the bed, one up and down, seeing someone come in, the one on the bed suddenly shouted, "Presumptuous!"

"Yo, it's you. Jade Emperor Lao'er, don't come unharmed. ”

"Sun Monkey?" his voice began to tremble.

I think, in this world, I dare to call him that.

"Sun Monkey, you are so fat," he lifted the curtain and walked out, as if he had seen him in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, a fake and serious, pretending, but obviously missing some golden light shock.

"Jade Emperor Lao'er, this behavior is really wretched. I looked at him with a mocking look.

"Oh, is it? What kind of behavior, I heard that the demonic spirit is doing here, so I wronged myself in the lower realm, and came to check it out, where is the bag?"

Looking at this Jade Emperor Lao'er, he instantly looked dignified, what else can I say......

"Haha!" I held the stick and stood in front of him, sure enough, no matter how high or low the immortals, in the face of lust, there was no immortal magic to do, it was really sad.

"Jade Emperor, your behavior is known to the Queen Mother, and her Pan Taoyuan will not be able to provide you with immortality. ”

The Jade Emperor turned around, and changed into a serious appearance in seconds, "Oh, yes, what's wrong with me? I didn't do anything, even if I came to the Nether to inspect, didn't I succeed?"

His attitude was obviously to arouse my sense of fighting.

"Jade Emperor Lao'er, my grandson is not the old grandson broadcast by CCTV during the summer vacation, it is a children's mode, after these hundreds of years, grandpa has grown knowledge, how can he do it without grasping a little handle," I waved the stick in my hand and touched it the ground, only to see a cloud rising in the sky, the land on crutches, pulling his beard, and swaying out.

"Great Sage, it's been a long time. "The land is modest and saluting, this goods has long hair and short knowledge, it is obvious that he has never seen the Jade Emperor, one is in charge of the sky, and the other is in the ground, although it is a relationship between the monarch and the minister, but the sesame big official, he only knows filial piety in his mouth, who would have wanted to return it.

"Land, this goblin that disappeared out of thin air, do you know where it has gone?"

"The Great Sage asked the right person, anything that disappeared from this land, the old man knows, this little goblin cast a spell and wanted to run, and I stopped him in my spiritual map, does the Great Sage need to summon it?"

I waved my hand, turned my head to look at the Jade Emperor and said, "Jade Emperor Lao'er, this is still knowledgeable, we have an appointment in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and naturally there will be a result, bye-bye." ”

As soon as the land heard that the Jade Emperor was on the other side, his eyes turned quickly, and "Bang Dang" fell to the ground and disappeared.

The Jade Emperor suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, you are just a monkey after all, or a monkey with three indiscriminate monkeys, I will arrest your master and senior brother now, we will be in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, a pair." ”

"Good!"

"Monkey King, let's go ...... now"

I rub.

Lingxiao Treasure Palace, I didn't expect this Jade Emperor to be the second child...... So soon, everyone called the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!

The golden tiles are resplendent with gold, Laojun is standing on the hall, Nezha is holding the Chaotian Aya, and next to him is Tota Li Jing, and Erlang God is holding his dog and standing on the side of Optimus Prime.

This atmosphere reminds me of the scene of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, when I was just a monkey, how can there be any team and junior brother, I want to go to the sky, I want to go to the ground, I want to go to the ground, who dares to stop it, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, who can help me.

Now that I think about it, it's all a passing thing.

And that, the queen mother sat beside the Jade Emperor in a phoenix robe, how could this Jade Emperor be downcast at this time, his back exuded a dazzling golden light, and nine divine dragons hovered around him.

He spoke righteously, and with a finger of his hand, he saw a thunderbolt from the sky, and it struck at the place where I stood.

I raised my head and looked around viciously, Nezha's eyes were not the appearance of us playing together in Huaguo Mountain a few days ago, and I was looking at Lao Jun like this, and it was not like the tiger skin coat he gave me, haha.

Above this hall, everyone passed on to me, only hatred and the Jade Emperor were the greatest.

I shook my head and laughed, "Jade Emperor Lao'er, look at what you have made this heavenly court look like, these people, like lonely souls and wild ghosts, how can they still have any thoughts, they are oppressed by your system, and you are the lord of this heavenly realm in vain." ”