I smiled and said, "Old pig, go down and explore the way." ”

"Hey,. Lao Tzu was too lazy to go, so he wanted me to say, we don't have to go down, we just divided the luggage and left. ”

"Old pig, that's right, but it's ......"

When the old pig was still complaining, he only looked at one and didn't pay attention, he planted himself in the hole, his fat waist was stuck in the hole and couldn't move, and at this moment he could only put on a bewildered expression.

"Nonsense, it's a lot, I'm talking about ...... first to save Old Tang. ”

Lao Sha was still going to help, but I got up and kicked him, and he said, "Dead monkey, your uncle...... Ahh

Lao Sha and I also drilled into the hole, and the moment our feet hit the ground, we could smell a fox's commotion.

Sure enough, this must be another female vixen.

As soon as the old pig heard that it was a woman, he was energetic, and he turned around a few times in place, and he became the appearance of deceiving Miss Yulan back then.

"Monkey, look at your handsome pig brother leading the way. ”

"Golden Hoop Stick ......"

"Don't, ...... right away You're going to keep up......!"

Lao Sha looked around, and said seriously, "Senior brother, this is a bad place in the demon world Qinglou or something, you can take care of the old pig, we are monks, we must pay attention to the Buddha's heart, we can't let the old pig burden us." ”

At this time, the old pig was not happy, and looked at Lao Sha with an unhappy face: "Hey, I said Lao Sha, what are you grinding and chirping, if you are a female goblin, don't you like it too? You are so sullen, don't pretend! Maybe you will be more excited than me in a while." ”

"Don't pretend, hurry up and ....... ”

"Dead monkey, let me go ahead, oops......"

"You scolded me just now......!"

The reluctant old pig cowered and took the lead, and I followed closely with Lao Sha, I took out the golden hoop stick and pinched it in the palm of my hand, and we slowly entered the hole.

I saw a pitch black in front of me, and the old pig cast a spell to shine in the cave with light, my dear mother!

It doesn't matter if you don't take a photo, it's shocking.

There are no less than 20 female goblins here, some naked, some wearing red belly pockets, and some wearing wide clothes and unties.

This is really simple, a few days ago when I went to the banquet organized by Guanyin in the purple bamboo forest, I heard Lao Jun say with a dignified look, "In the past few years, the fox demons in the lower realm have been rampant, and they always seduce the noble immortals of the Nine Heavens to go to private meetings, this man, living in the world, whether it is a god or a mortal, he can't escape the word "color". ”

Hey, my grandson didn't know what to think at the time, and suddenly asked, "Laojun, are you the same?"

"You monkey, haha, monkey is still a monkey, I don't understand. Ha ha. ”

Seeing the current appearance of the old pig, I finally understood the obscene smile of the old gentleman at that time.

The old pig couldn't walk at that time, and when he was excited, he showed his original form.

I saw that his eyes were hollow, and he said stupidly, "Hey, monkey monkey, look...... Hey, hey, hey, can you save Old Tang now? hehehe......"

Hey, what I didn't expect was that at this time, Lao Sha actually looked like this pig, "Senior brother, master, master, maybe I'm alive in it, hehehe......"

I really squirted a mouthful of old blood, these two pieces of waste, I'll go back to the shit.

"What's going on......"

I saw that a burst of light suddenly went out in front of me, and in an instant it was the ghostly light of the red candle burning, and a group of goblins were dancing there, naked under their sleeves, with their thighs exposed.

"Golden Hoop Stick"

Lao Sun, I was in a hurry, took out the golden hoop stick, and prepared for a big battle.

But there was a sudden tremor in my waist, and a woman's hand reached over, she lay on my back, pressed me with her huge body, and spoke to me with a voice like a voice outside the sky, "Sun Monkey, don't make a fuss, this place is covered by the Jade Emperor, it's up to you, you can't do anything, it's best not to set yourself on fire, burn yourself, or catch it obediently." ”

"Damn, are you threatening me?" I rolled over and shook her off.

Hum......

It turned out to be the jade-faced fox of the Bull Demon King, what a coincidence.

wants her to be a junior for thousands of years, and she can be regarded as the originator of the junior world.

Suddenly remembered that in the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain, she was killed by an old pig with a rake, and now, she is actually here.

"What's going on...... Thinking of this, I feel more and more wrong, forget it, let's rescue Lao Tang first.

But the old pig looked confused, and looked at the lover in front of him with a heartbeat, "Xiaoyu? ”

"Brother Pig!" the jade-faced fox hugged the old pig, like a friend he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Thanks to Brother Pig for not killing back then, Xiaoyu has never harassed the Bull Demon King again, but this idiot can't bear to be lonely, and always comes to this late-night cafeteria in the middle of the night with Li Tianwang of Natota to look for me. The jade-faced fox looked at the old pig affectionately, and cried and cried to guard against my grandson.

"Nezha, his father, what's going on? Is this old man ...... Oh, I'll go, this old and unserious ......" appeared on the old pig's smile with a look of contempt and justice.

I looked up to the sky and laughed, shook my head and said, "Don't be joking, how could this immortal come to such a point, come to your poor country, just kidding, and return to the King of Tota." ”

"Sun Monkey, you are really a monkey, this fairy world and the demon world have long been colluded, this is alive, not only is it stupid to kill monsters, but you also have to open your eyes to see what kind of world it is now. "She actually looked at me like an idiot, what does this jade-faced fox mean, is it because I don't need to be like those two things?

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, and asked about Old Tang's situation directly.

Who knew that she said, "Tang Doudou has a chic life, come with me." ”

The three of us followed the jade-faced fox in this way, through the purple clouds at the door, stepping on the bluestone, walking next to the entrance of the cave, the more in, the more prosperous, just like a folk wedding, everywhere there are lights, red lanterns are hung, and red candles are burned.

However, there was an old lady who wore a purple dress and a black bag hanging behind her, and everyone who came and went had to stuff money into her hands.

The jade-faced fox turned his head and explained to us, "That's the one in charge, the immortals in the fairy world have come, and they all have to go to her to pay the money to pass the test." However, there is money in the fairy world, and the good-looking goblins are generally bought and left, and they don't go back and forth. ”

I looked at the toothless one, and the housekeeper thought, "You can blow hard, no one knows anyway." ”

When they arrived at the entrance of the small cave, there were soldiers guarding the door, and the jade-faced fox waved them away.

Before she left, she left this sentence.

"Anyway, your master can be regarded as a blessing, in fact, these soldiers are decorations, I bet you can't carry him away now. ”

After saying that, the jade-faced fox turned into a white light and disappeared.

"Tama"

"What is it called, everyone is gone. "This old pig really doesn't look at how many pounds and taels he has.