Chapter 2: The old madman is looking for medicine for his vain, and Jiang Han is greedy for fun

At dinner, the old madman was still leaning lazily on his big rattan chair as usual, waiting for Jiang Han to serve him food and pour wine. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info looked at the dish served by Jiang Han and there was a fish, and the old madman scolded with a smile: "You little rabbit cub, I thought that you would know how to watch the monkey when you went down the mountain, and you also knew how to buy a fish for Lao Tzu." After speaking, he couldn't wait to pick up a mouthful, regardless of whether it was hot or not, he stuffed it into his mouth, hissing and snorting while hissing, while saying: "Your kid has not practiced kung fu in the past few years, but this cooking skill has grown a lot." Jiang Han thought to himself: "Can I do it if my cooking skills don't grow, three times a day with supper, you eat one meal and scold me." I didn't dare to say it, so I could only be embarrassed hehe.

While the master and apprentice were eating, Jiang Han suddenly asked the old madman: "Master, will you go down the mountain tomorrow?" The old madman was stunned for a moment: "Yes, you talk about Xiaoji and Xiaoji every day, and Lao Tzu is upset, and Lao Tzu will go out to find you." ”

Jiang Han knew in his heart that this was just the master's words, when the master brought himself back to the mountain, he didn't know that he still had a younger brother left in Qingsong Town, but Zhang Dequan and his wife knew Xiaoji, and afterwards he and the master went back to Qingsong Town once, and the people in the town said that they had never seen Xiaoji's child since that day, Jiang Han knew that Xiaoji must have been taken away by Zhang Dequan. So although Jiang Han missed Xiao Ji, he was not worried, he knew that Xiao Ji would not have a problem with Zhang Dequan and his wife.

Now I am afraid that the only person who knows the whereabouts of Zhang Dequan and his wife is Crying Night, but the three caves of the cunning rabbit in the Night Hidden Building, so many old madmen have not found the whereabouts of Crying Night, and the master is not young, and he doesn't want him to run outside every day for his own affairs.

Thinking of this, Jiang Han approached the old madman and said with a hippie smile: "Master, do you think this will work, don't go down the mountain tomorrow, I'll go find Uncle Crying Night myself, you see that you say that my life is good, and I can survive such a serious injury, maybe I will meet Xiaoji when I go down the mountain, and I can find a good medicine for my illness." After saying that, he squeezed his eyes at the old madman.

When the old madman heard this, he slammed the bowl on the table. "Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know your twists and turns, you just want to take the opportunity to go down the mountain to play, and be lazy and don't practice. Lao Tzu told you that if you don't practice the pig killing knife well, you don't want to go anywhere. After speaking, he lifted his butt and walked out, chattering as he walked: "How old are you, you still want to go down the mountain, is Yeyinlou something you can touch now......" Jiang Han didn't hear what he muttered behind Jiang Han. If he heard it, he would be surprised, and the old madman muttered, "It turns out that this child is already twenty-two, and this time he is going to come back and let him go down the mountain to ......"

Jiang Han was stunned when he saw that the master was angry, and then he realized that a bowl of rice, a few dishes, and a pot of wine had been eaten by the old madman. Scratching his head, he looked at the master's back, smiled, and put away the dishes and chopsticks.

Early the next morning, Jiang Han slept a lot, and when he opened his eyes, it was already three days old, Jiang Han didn't plan to get up to cook, because he knew that the master had already left at this time. Jiang Han got up, went to the kitchen and casually found a stutter to pad his stomach, and practiced the pig killing knife a few times, he felt that there was no progress, he was very bored, his eyes rolled, he didn't go down the mountain to the town to play, and at noon by the way, he ate a meal of Zhangjia sauce beef in the town, hey, the sauce beef is called a fragrant.

Thinking of this, Jiang Han couldn't sit still, went back to the house and found a set of clean clothes to change into, looked down at himself, felt that he was not very handsome, found another set to change into, saw that he was quite satisfied, took some broken silver and went out.

The reason why Jiang Han likes to go to the town to eat Zhangjia sauce beef is because the beef is really delicious, a pot of old soup has not been broken for more than 100 years, the sauce beef is called a flavor, and the taste of the old soup makes me drool. What's more, Zhang Laohan is old and has a daughter, and he gave birth to a beautiful daughter named Xiaoya, with big eyes and melon seed face, and she is very smart. Zhang Laohan and his wife love their daughter, but Xiaoya is nineteen years old and has not yet married, and greets guests in the shop every day. Every time Jiang Han goes, he wants to let Xiaoya look at himself more, so he thinks about dressing up handsomely, but every time Xiaoya is frightened by his hot gaze, he hides in Tibet, which makes Jiang Han very depressed. Fortunately, in addition to eating meat, he took a few looks at other people's daughters, and he didn't do anything excessive, otherwise Old Man Zhang would probably have chopped him into sauce beef with a meat cleaver.

Jiang Han staggered down the mountain, the town was not far away, Jiang Han was not in a hurry, and walked in the direction of the town with the scholar step by step. This is what he learned from the scholars in the town, it is said that this looks very personable, girls like such men, he is ready to let Xiaoya see it in a while, I Jiang Han is also a personable man.

The town under the mountain is called Qingshi Town, not because the town produces bluestone, but because there is a huge bluestone standing there at the entrance of the town.

Walking to the entrance of the town, he saw a few people dressed as peasants, and he didn't know what he was looking around, Jiang Han was also a little curious, and leaned over to see what it was. I finally squeezed to the front of the crowd and found that it was a notice.

Jiang Han has been learning martial arts with the old madman for many years, and he has not learned much in literature. In the words of the old madman: "Throughout the ages, which of the heroes is not both civil and military, you rabbit cub knows one or two, and when you get to the three, you rely on Meng, and you can't understand this cheat book for **** luck, you learn it from me." So Jiang Han was extremely reluctant, and was forced by the old madman to learn a "civil and military shuangquan", and occasionally wrote a word and drew a picture, although it was not much different from the talisman drawn by the ghost hunter Taoist, but he was still very satisfied.

I looked at the notice, it was a notice issued by the government, which said that the big thief and flower thief Jade Mian Langjun had recently appeared nearby, and I hope that everyone should try not to go out at night, close the doors and windows at night, and report in time if they find that they can wait for others, etc. Here's a portrait.

Jiang Han looked at the portrait and was angry, and scolded in a low voice: "The flower thief has been so handsome these years." Anyway, you look so handsome, do you need to pick flowers, you will be good if you don't pick flowers. But after all, the flower thief is the thief he hates the most, and the old madman has taught him many things since he was a child. ”

"Master, you are so powerful, even the bad guys can persuade you to turn back to good?"

"No, I just broke their tools"

Thinking of this, Jiang Han frowned, "Damn flower thief, don't meet me, otherwise I'll be a monkey stealing peaches, and I'll let you beat your chickens and eggs." He gestured as he spoke.

This monkey stealing peaches is really a trick in monkey boxing, when the old madman taught him, Jiang Han felt that this trick was too obscene, and he was always unwilling to learn it, and the angry old madman stole peaches from a monkey, so that he knew the pain of the flower thief, which forced him to learn this trick. I didn't expect that there would be a flower thief today, as long as you dare to appear in this bluestone town, I, Jiang Han, will do the right thing for the sky!