Chapter 3: The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, and the drunken fairy is drunk in the fairy building
He held his strength there for a while, and found that the people around him were looking at him a little strangely, Jiang Han also felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly left the crowd and walked into the town. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Actually, I don't blame those people for their cold reactions, Qingshi Town has been peaceful for many years, not to mention flower thieves, petty theft has hardly been seen, everyone always thinks that this notice is alarmist, and no one really takes it seriously.
Walking into the town, Jiang Han smelled the smell of Zhangjia sauce beef from afar, and this nose was almost better than the dog's nose. Jiang Han couldn't wait any longer, took three steps and made two steps, and trotted to the front of Zhang's shop. I saw a straw hut set up in front of the shop, two small tables, and a few benches placed aside. Zhang Laohan was busy in the shop shirtless, and he was sweating profusely in the heat. The little girl was wiping the table with a white rag, and since the meal had not arrived, only one guest was weighing the beef and preparing to take it back to eat, and there was not a single diner in the straw shed.
As soon as Jiang Han saw Zhang Laohan's fat body, he immediately lost his appetite. But when he turned his head and looked at Erya's handsome little face, his appetite came back at that time. Hurriedly went to Wu Dalang on the opposite side and bought two cakes, walked a few steps into the grass shed, pulled over a stool and sat down, beckoning, "Little girl, bring me half a catty of beef."
As soon as the little girl turned around, she saw why it was this person again, and every time she came, she stared at others, and her eyes were about to fly out, and she was ashamed. Thinking of this, the table stopped wiping, snorted in his nose, blushed and lowered his head, and quickly ran into the shop.
Jiang Han was a little embarrassed when he saw the little girl running away, his hand was not put down, it was not if he didn't put it down, he was embarrassed, Zhang Laohan walked out of the shop with a plate of beef, threw it on Jiang Han's table with a bang, turned around and left, other people's beef was cut as thin as cicada wings, Jiang Han's plate was directly chopped into large pieces, and Jiang Han was even more embarrassed, so he could only laugh dryly, took out two chopsticks from the chopstick holder, and saw that it was still clean, not picky, and picked up the meat pieces and began to feast.
After eating two pieces, Jiang Han suddenly remembered the notice at the entrance of the town, and hurriedly shouted at the shop: "Little girl, we have come here recently, you can be careful, don't go out at night."
was shouting, suddenly flew out of the shop a cleaver, when the long fell to the ground, I heard Zhang Laohan inside scolding: "You little bastard, what a flower thief, I see you are a flower thief, every time you come, a pair of thief eyes aim at my little girl, you can't see it, you give me a roll, otherwise I will throw you into the pot and stew together."
The frightened Jiang Han hurriedly put the beef into the cake, pulled his legs and ran, and while running, he heard Zhang Laohan still scolding and scolding behind, and also heard the little girl laughing eating. The surrounding townspeople burst into laughter when they saw this. Jiang Han was even more embarrassed, so he hurriedly performed a duck step, and fled the scene in three steps and two steps.
When he came to a place where no one was, Jiang Han felt out the meatloaf in his arms, took a bite, and sighed: "Why is the temper of the old man so big this year", and took another big bite: "It's really good for this duck to run away, it seems that I will have to practice more in the future." ”
This little episode did not affect Jiang Han's good mood at all, he decided to walk around the town and go back after dinner in the evening, anyway, the master was not there, and his own life was decided.
After stuffing the rest of the meatloaf into his mouth in two bites, Jiang Han decided to go to the market in the town to go around first, pass the time, and then see if there were any beautiful big girls and little daughters-in-law, and secretly glanced twice, and by the way, there was no trace of the flower thief: maybe this flower thief also likes to look for targets in crowded places.
Having made up his mind, Jiang Han turned around and walked towards the market. Don't look at this bluestone town is not big, but the market is very lively, and the surrounding ten miles and eight villages all come to this bluestone town to catch the market. In the bazaar, there are all kinds of agricultural and sideline products, big animals, snacks, rouge and gouache, tricksters, monkeys and bears.
Jiang Han is a lively character, and as soon as he arrived at this market, he rushed out like a flood that opened the floodgates. After a while, he held a bunch of snacks such as rock sugar gourds and sugar people in his hands, and he got carried away from eating, and bought a folding fan in his hand, unfolding and gesturing a few times from time to time, putting on a personable posture, but the various food scraps on the corners of his mouth had already betrayed him. As for peeking at the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law and looking for the flower thief, I didn't know that I had forgotten that corner for a long time.
After watching the show for a while, it was obviously a tricky kung fu, jumping up and down was very lively, but after watching Jiang Han for a while, he felt bored, if he dared to practice like this, he would have to be made into a bun filling by the old madman.
Jiang Han turned to the front of the monkey stall again, the monkey was clever, and the people around him laughed when he saluted, Jiang Han was happy to see it, and he also took out a small piece of broken silver and threw it in.
I don't know how long it took, but half of the sun had already set, and the people in the market had gradually dispersed. Jiang Han felt a little hungry, should he go to Zhang's house to buy some meat to eat? Suddenly thinking of Old Man Zhang's fierce face, he couldn't help but shudder. Forget it or not......
After thinking about it, let's go to the Drunken Immortal Building, the three and a half cups are really delicious, but they are too strong. Usually the old madman always doesn't let himself drink, but today he makes his own decisions, so he goes to the Drunken Immortal Building to have a good drink.
Since he was fifteen years old, Jiang Han found the half jar of wine he had stolen and a few Spring Palace paintings from the old madman's house, Jiang Han had a tendency to become a little drunkard and a little pervert. Jiang Han himself didn't think so, the book said: "Why can only Du Kang solve his worries, my fair lady and gentleman are good", such an elegant thing, how can it be described as a wine-colored person?
Wandering around Dada came to the drunken immortal building, in fact, there is nothing unusual about this name, it has long been stinky on the street, Jiang Han also had a drunken immortal building in Qingsong Town when he was a child, but the shopkeeper was famous for picking, the wine was mixed with water, and the dishes were unpalatable, and he had been pressed by Zhang Dequan's Laifu Inn to the point that he couldn't raise his head. However, the drunken immortal building of this bluestone town is worthy of its name, this wine is famous far and wide, it is said that this plaque is still an adult who passed by here before, drank three and a half cups of this drunken immortal building, and felt and inscribed.
Walking into the Drunken Immortal Building, Xiao Er immediately greeted him, with a smile on his face. Every time Jiang Han sees this kind of smiling face, he thinks of Zhang Dequan and his son. "Uncle Zhang, where are you, how is Xiaoji doing with you?" sighed slightly, found a seat casually, asked for a pot of wine and two side dishes, and poured himself a drink to be happy.
The reason why these three and a half cups are called this strange name is because this wine is so strong that ordinary people basically fall down after drinking three and a half cups. Although Jiang Han is a little drunkard, the amount of alcohol is not very good, and when he didn't drink half of the pot of wine, he fell asleep on the table with a grunt.