Martial God Comedy III

Xiao Bei listened to the complete set of Northern Darkness Transformation Yan Gong, and was still confused. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I don't know why Liu Minshi was influenced by Zhang Huixin, so she came to seduce herself. After thinking for a while, he said: "Min Shi, your Senior Sister Hongyan has passed on to me a set of Golden Wind and Cold Jade Gong, or it can dissolve the poison of this Northern Darkness Transformation Yan Gong, I will transfer it to you now, you can devote yourself to cultivation, if you don't understand anything, you can ask me or Senior Sister Hongyan." \"Anyway, regardless of whether Hongyan agreed or not, he recited the Golden Wind and Cold Jade Skill.

Xiao Bei memorized it while Liu Minshi memorized it, and it took a morning to teach half of the exercises to Liu Minshi. Xiao Bei felt hungry, so he said: "Min Shi, I think this is the end of today, you have time to practice first, and at the same time, don't practice the Northern Darkness Transformation Yan Gong again, so as not to be at the mercy of Mingzun again." \"

Liu Minshi bowed down and said in a choked voice: "Thank you for your master's merit, and your disciple Liu Minshi will live up to her trust, work hard, and live up to her master's hard work." \"

Xiao Bei nodded, for fear that she would cry again, and hurriedly said: "It's not too early, we are already hungry for the teacher, we might as well go find a restaurant and eat." \"

Liu Minshi nodded yes, suddenly remembered something, smiled, and said: "Master, this time we don't want to go to the restaurant last time, so as not to encounter the roar of the dragon again, and the poison of "yin and yang intestines are scattered". \"

Xiao Jie slapped the table and said: "I'm afraid, your eyes can distinguish yin and yang, your master and I are invulnerable, if I encounter the roar of the dragon again, I will let him eat the fruit and taste the "yin and yang intestines." \"

Liu Minshi said with a smile: "I'm afraid that he won't be able to bear it and release his hands on the spot, which will even affect the restaurant, and I'm afraid that he won't be able to open the door in a year." \"

Xiao Bei also thought it was funny, and smirked with Hehe. After that, the two talked and laughed for a while, then took the silver two bags, left the guest room, and left the inn.

As soon as I got out of the inn gate, I suddenly found that the atmosphere on the street was a lot tense, the streets and alleys were full of officers and soldiers, and a high platform was erected in the middle of the road, and a person wearing a general's uniform was standing on it, holding a one-foot-high portrait in his hand, shouting at the top of his voice: \"...... This person is this person, this person is a criminal of the imperial court, plotting and planning several acts of rebellion, and also assassinating Zuo Liangyu Zuo, the crime is extremely evil, whether it is dead or alive, the discoverer will be rewarded with 100 taels of silver, and the person who is captured or killed will be rewarded with 500 taels of silver. Repeat, this person's name is Yi Wuyang, and the portrait is this person......"

The general shouted three times, put away Yi Wuyang's portrait, and then took out another portrait, and shouted: \"This prisoner's name is Zhang Xianzhong, his nickname is not blocked, he is the number one thief under King Gao Yingxiang, and he fled to Guizhou after being defeated by our General Zuo Liangyu, this person is scheming, elusive, if you find it, please report it immediately, reward 50 taels of silver, capture or kill the person who is rewarded 250 taels of silver......

Then he yelled several times, and when he saw that there were more and more people stopping to watch, he put away the portrait and said loudly: "I have sent people to post the wanted portraits of the above two people everywhere, if there is relevant information, you can tear off the wanted warrant and report it to the county government or any checkpoint, as long as it is found to be valid, the reward will be issued immediately." \"

After saying that, he stepped down from the high platform, and the surrounding officers and soldiers immediately scattered, picked up the wanted notices and posted them everywhere.

Xiao Bei and Liu Minshi glanced at each other, and thought: "This Yi Wuyang head is only worth five hundred taels, and it is cheap, even if there are a thousand officers and soldiers, they may not be able to capture him, this official government is really a little taken for granted." \"

At this time, the two aunts next to him chattered and communicated, and one of them, a slightly fat aunt, said: "This bounty for dedication to loyalty is so cheap, which one dares to arrest him?" It is said that this person is one foot tall, his face is like a hemp, his blood is big, and his strength is infinite, so he hides in a nearby cave, and waits for people to go and arrest him, and eat one by one, I don't know how many people have eaten, and I estimate that there are at least 5,000 people. And who is Yi Wuyang, whose bounty is even higher than him?\"

Another aunt who was a little bit of a gesture said: "Ouch, who knows who, maybe he just slept with Lord Zuo Liangyu's wife, and he was deducted as an anti-thief." With that, the two of them understood, laughed sheepishly, and then lowered their voices and whispered. Xiao Bei had no intention of listening, but occasionally some words such as "that thing is so big" and "Gao Yingxiang slept with the emperor's wife" slipped into Xiao Bei's ears, making Xiao Bei's face red, and he couldn't help but pull up Liu Minshi, speed up his pace, and walked into the restaurant where he had fought Hong Long's roar before.

This restaurant has experienced the last food poisoning incident and the customer brawl, and the business is much better than before.

Xiao Bei and Liu Minshi finally found two vacant seats, and as soon as they sat down, a shopkeeper came to the front and asked, "Two guest officers, what kind of food do you order?" Xiao Bei listened to his accent extremely awkward, and was wondering. Suddenly, I saw an old man wearing the official uniform of Qipin County leading the general on the high platform just now, and there were more than a dozen officers and soldiers behind his buttocks.

The county official said: "Lord Cai, this is the most famous restaurant in my county, Xing Cuisine, the spiced duck is really amazing, you must try it." You have been working for the country and the people these days, working day and night, and if you don't treat yourself well, you will simply be unable to get along with the people. After you have eaten and drunk enough, I will take you to the Xihuang Building next door to listen to a little song and enjoy the blessings. Keep you to catch a thief tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow will immediately implement the promotion of officials and go to the capital to be a celebrity around the emperor. \"

Master Cai smiled from ear to ear and said, "Then I really have to thank you brother for your arrangement today, and I will give you a few kind words by the emperor's side, so that you can also go to the emperor's side to get a dragon's spirit, how about it?"

The county official hurriedly arched his hand and said: Thank you Lord Cai, but the villain is blessed, I am afraid that I can't stand it when I see the emperor, I just hope that Lord Cai can help me dredge it, so that I can always be a county master in Zheng'an County, and I will be satisfied. If there is any benefit in the future, I, Li Xiyuan, will never forget my lord. \"It turns out that this Zheng'an County is also a rich county, and there are no rebels nearby, this Li Xiyuan is an official here, the emperor is far away, he has made a lot of oil and water, and his life is stable." Seeing that his term of office was approaching, he was afraid of being transferred, so he had the idea of Lord Qincha Cai, hoping that he would help move around in the capital and stay here at that time.

Lord Cai gave a thumbs up and said: "Lord Li loves the people like a son, and he is reluctant to leave, which is really touching. \"

Xiao Bei listened to it and thought: \"These two officials are so bold, they actually bribed and accepted bribes in person, aren't they afraid that someone will report it?"

At this moment, the little second in front of Xiao Bei suddenly trembled, and his accent became the taste of northern Shaanxi, and he scolded himself: "Dog official, Lao Tzu was made to lose his livelihood by you traitors, Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu ......" trembled for a while, calmed down, and continued to ask in an awkward accent: "Two guest officers, I'm sorry, what kind of dishes do you order?"

Xiao Jie glanced at him curiously, and saw that his hands were covered with calluses, he looked like he was about twenty or thirty years old, his face was covered with plasters, he seemed to have some strange disease, and his expression was extremely stiff. I was shocked, I didn't dare to say anything at the moment, I ordered a few dishes casually, and the little two called the chef to cook. Xiao Bei whispered to Liu Minshi: "This person has a strange appearance, maybe he is a person from the Blood Dragon Gate, don't be busy eating after the food comes up later, you can take a look with yin and yang eyes first, in case you are plotted again." \"

Yoo Min-sze nodded nervously, her eyes involuntarily glancing towards the kitchen. Suddenly, I heard an exclamation, and when I turned my head to look, I saw that Lord Cai opened his eyes wide, and looked at himself with salivation at the corners of his mouth, revealing a confused look.