Martial God Comedy IV

When Lord Cai looked left and right, as if looking for a seat, when he walked to Liu Minshi's seat, he suddenly sat down next to Liu Minshi, and said with bad intentions: \"This beauty, I'm sorry, the location here is not rich, and we parents and officials can't drive other guests away, why don't we squeeze it and reflect the water situation of the government and the people?\" As he spoke, his body kept leaning on Liu Minshi's body, and his left shoulder rubbed towards Liu Minshi's **** intentionally or unintentionally. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Minshi's face turned pale with fright, but as a Miao person, she was usually oppressed by Han officials, and she didn't dare to resist, her body shrank, but where could she escape between these square inches, seeing that Lord Cai's round belly was about to touch Liu Minshi's slender waist. Xiao Bei stretched out his hand, pulled Liu Minshi, and said: "Minshi, I'll change positions with you, I just have something I want to discuss with this adult." After speaking, he sat down in Liu Minshi's original position.

That Lord Cai's treacherous plan failed, his face sank, and he was about to have a seizure, but Xiao Yi mysteriously leaned forward and said: "This lord, I have news of Yi Wuyang of the Blood Dragon Gate and want to report it." \"

Lord Cai darkened his face and said, "If there is any news, tell me quickly, don't entertain this official." \"

Xiao Jie said: "That Yi Wuyang just escaped from the Ghost Sorrow Gorge not long ago, and was seriously injured, so I'm afraid he is hiding around here. Adults can send more manpower to step up searches to avoid fish that slip through the net. \"

Lord Cai's heart was on fire, and he thought: \"Isn't this nonsense?\" The soldier's temper came up, and he slapped Xiao Yi in the face with his hand.

Xiao Bei originally had good intentions and wanted to help the government arrest Yi Wuyang, but he didn't appreciate this Lord Cai, but took revenge, raised his hand and beat him, he was stunned all of a sudden, his mood was agitated, and a small ice ring was involuntarily sent out from the place where he was hit, freezing Lord Cai's palm.

After Lord Cai slapped this palm, he suddenly felt that his palm was cold and painful, and he couldn't move. Immediately frightened, he shouted: "Come on! These two people are demons from the Blood Dragon Gate, quickly arrest them and put them in prison." \"

Xiao Bei was apologetic in his heart, knowing that there was something wrong with him, and thought: \"My current seems to have a heating function, maybe I can help him thaw." So, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed Lord Cai's palm, and with a little luck, he was about to release an electric current.

At this time, the yang nucleus is no longer the same, and with a little force, I will see the current surging. The direct electricity made Lord Cai's body full of blue light, his limbs were stiff, he kept trembling, and spit out clumps of foam in his mouth, and then he sat down in scorched black, tilted his head, and fainted.

When the county lord saw this scene, he screamed in fright, and hurriedly commanded the soldiers to surround Xiao Bei and them, and kept shouting: "Demon law, demon law." Kill them quickly. \"

Xiao Bei's head was as big as a fight, and he shouted: \"Don't get excited, I know General Zuo Liangyu Zuo, and I saved his life......"

The county magistrate gritted his teeth and said: "It's useless for you to know the Heavenly King Laozi. With a wave of his hand, those soldiers picked up the weapons in their hands one after another, and were about to greet Xiao Bei.

Suddenly, a pot of hot oil spilled from behind Xiao Bei, spilling several soldiers at the head and the county magistrate all over their faces, letting out bursts of screams, and then one person flew over with a spatula in his hand, "snapped" a few times, and knocked down two more soldiers. Immediately rushed left and right, extremely brave, Xiao Jie took a closer look, it was the previous shopkeeper. I only heard the little two screaming viciously: "Dog official, you have come to oppress the good people and molest women again, and Lao Tzu has fought with you." After speaking, he flew up and kicked another person, turned around and shouted to Xiao Bei: "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and run away with Lao Tzu." After saying that, he waved his spatula, fought his way out, and ran out the door.

Xiao Bei thought to himself, in this situation, he had to run. So he gritted his teeth, pulled up Liu Minshi, pulled his legs and ran away, and escaped from the door.

Although the county lord kept screaming, he still took the time to poke his brain out of the window, pointed at Xiao Bei and shouted loudly: "Catch them...... Catch the demons of the Blood Dragon Gate, catch them, and there will be a lot of rewards. When the soldiers on the street heard this, they immediately stopped the work they were posting and chased after Xiao Bei.

The shopkeeper turned left and right, walked through the streets and alleys, and seemed to be extremely familiar with the terrain here. Soon he threw the soldiers away, and then came to the door of a private house, beckoned to Xiao Bei, then took out the key, opened the door, flashed, and jumped in. Xiao Bei had no choice but to get on the thief ship, so he had to continue to follow the little two and hide in the house. Xiao Er locked the door after they entered.

The windows in the house were closed and extremely dim, Xiao Er removed a wooden barrel, opened a secret door on the ground, and then walked into a tunnel. Xiao Bei pulled Liu Minshi and followed closely behind, while diving the current, secretly vigilant.

Soon the tunnel came to an end, a small door appeared in front of them, the shopkeeper knocked on the door three times, then stopped for a few seconds, knocked four times, and then pushed the door into the house, only to see the dim candle flame burning in the house, a small bed against the wall, a person sitting on the bed, holding a Zhuge crossbow in his hand, facing the door.

As soon as the man saw Xiao Er coming back, he immediately whispered: "Why have you been there for so long?

Xiao Er tore off the ointment on his face, and his face suddenly became heroic, scratched his head, and said with a smile: "King Chuang's rescue didn't arrive, but I saved the two brothers of the Blood Dragon Gate back." \"

Then he turned around and said to Xiao Bei: "I'm sorry, my brother is injured and it's inconvenient to salute, so I'll introduce you to you." \"

Pointing to the person on the bed, he said: "This is a famous general under King Chuang, nicknamed "Unblocked", and his real name is Zhang Xianzhong. \"

Then he paused, patted his chest with his hand and said: "I am the captain of the rescue team under King Chuang, nicknamed "Chuang General", and my real name is Li Zicheng. \"

Xiao Bei heard that he regarded himself as a person from the Blood Dragon Gate, and immediately waved his hand and said, "Brother Li, you misunderstood, although I have always respected the rebel army, I am not a person from the Blood Dragon Gate......"

Speaking of this, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong were shocked, Zhang Xianzhong did not hesitate, raised the Zhuge crossbow in his hand, and shot two arrows at Xiao Bei and Liu Minshi, the arrows went quickly, and in a blink of an eye, they had already arrived in front of Xiao Bei.

Xiao Bei has been attacked many times recently, and her reaction speed has improved, and she can't dodge it, so she hurriedly pulled Liu Minshi and pulled her behind her. Then an arrow hit him in the face, and it shattered instantly, bursting into a small ring of ice. Another arrow was inserted into the wall, leaving only the tail exposed, still trembling slightly.

Li Zicheng saw that Zhang Xianzhong's secret arrow shot at Xiao Bei was ineffective, but a faint white light emerged from him, and he was so cold that he got goosebumps. Knowing that he met a master today, he gritted his teeth at the moment, waved the spatula in his hand, and was about to step forward desperately.

Xiao Jie didn't want to fight with him, so he hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Brother Li, you misunderstood...... Although I am not a member of the Blood Dragon Gate, I am very familiar with the Sanlin'er Righteous Army, and I am also a righteous brother with their military advisor Zhang Zhinan, and I have always admired Gao Yingxiang, the king of Chuang, and I will never betray you. \"

When Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong heard this, they both showed overjoyed expressions, and Li Zicheng said: "You and "Xiao Wuhou" Zhang Zhinan are righteous brothers? \"

Xiao Bei thought to himself: "Why does my righteous brother have such a majestic nickname? But this is quite a match for his image. I can't just promise them, I have to ask them what they want to do. \"

Then he looked embarrassed and said, "It is not difficult to take you to my brother-in-law, but what if you want to harm him? \"

Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong glanced at each other, hesitated for a moment, Li Zicheng lowered his voice, and said slowly: "We want to ask King Chuang to ask him to attack Guizhou, Yunnan, and Sichuan to the west, while he will go north to attack Hubei, Henan, Hebei, and finally attack the capital and divide the world equally." \"