Chapter 66: Zhuge Kongming
At that moment, the girl invited us into the hut, which was plainly furnished, but on the wall there was a picture of the nine palaces.
"Girl, I only know your surname Huang, but I don't know what Fang's name is?" Zhuge Liang said.
I secretly believe that the ancients are really chaotic, and they don't even know their names and love to die and live, which is really hard to understand.
"My name is Huang Acho. The girl made a pot of tea and said lightly.
"It turned out to be an ugly girl, who has been with you for a lifetime, and has no regrets in this life. Zhuge Liang said.
"Miss Huang, why do you always wear a mask?" I couldn't help but ask.
"I was born ugly and couldn't see people, so I had to cover my ugliness with a mask, which made Childe smile. ”
"I see that the girl is slender, graceful, with a thin waist, very delicate, light body, elegant posture, and will not be ugly. I almost used up all the beautiful words, Xu Qianxue was still smiling at the corner of her mouth, but her eyes were cold, and I hurriedly drank a cup of tea.
"What do you think?" asked Huang Achou to Zhuge Liang.
Zhuge Liang said: "The girl is elegant and pleasant, with a graceful demeanor, such as this tea, refreshing." In Zhuge Liang's heart, he is already the most beautiful, as for his appearance, I actually don't care about it. I just don't know what the girl thinks?"
Huang Achou wore a mask and couldn't see joy, but took out a piece of rice paper and wrote: "The wind and rain are like obscurity, and the roosters are crowing." When you see a gentleman, don't you like it?"
Zhuge Liang was overjoyed and said: "Thank you for the girl's love, I will go home to buy gifts and marry the girl." ”
"Childe, I'm waiting for the children of the rivers and lakes, why bother to stick to red tape?" Huang Achou said: "Since you are here today, why don't you visit the church today to get married?"
Zhuge Liang and I were stunned, and only heard Xu Qianxue say: "Sister Huang is really a strange woman, she never drags her feet in doing things, and her intelligence is very high!"
"This ......" Zhuge Liang hesitated.
"Are you willing?" said Huang Augly.
"Ugly girl, I'm just afraid that I have wronged you. ”
"Whether you are wronged or not, only I know, how do you know?"
"Well, the girl is right, Zhuge Liang is obsessed with the world and always falls behind. ”
I was already impatient to listen, and then I stood up and said: "It's not early, we still have to pack up after all, we won't leave today, just have a glass of wine here." ”
Zhuge Liang said: "So there is Brother Laotai. ”
So, Xu Qianxue went to pick a lot of flowers around, Huang Achou personally arranged flowers, she attaches importance to the wonderful posture and spiritual charm of the flower branches, likes to use elegant and noble flowers, pays attention to the elegant and natural lines when modeling, the composition is mostly asymmetrical and balanced, the use of not much flower branches, through the contrast and cooperation of the guest and the host, the virtual and the real, the rigidity and softness, and the density, understatement, elegant and vulgar, in order to reflect the inherent harmony and beauty of nature, and carefully pursue poetry and painting, and after a while, a burrow room will be arranged fresh and refined.
I went to the river and fetched a few buckets of water, chopped wood and made a fire, and always had a big meal in the evening. Zhuge Liang rolled up his cuffs and cooked by himself, only to see that he was very methodical in cooking, step by step in an orderly manner, and it seemed that he was also a good cook. I exclaimed: "Brother Zhuge , I heard that you are resourceful and good at leading troops to fight, but unexpectedly you also make good dishes. ”
In the midst of smoke, Zhuge Liang lifted the lid of the pot and said casually: "Governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh, everything is clear, what is the difficulty?"
In the blink of an eye, in the evening, we lit the candles and drank together.
"Mr. Zhuge , what kind of dish are you cooking?" Xu Qianxue asked as she picked up a silver basin.
I saw two fine porcelain bowls in the silver basin, with two side dishes. Zhuge Liang said: "Today is the day of my wedding with Augly, so it is inevitable to have more festivity, here is a bowl of osmanthus white fungus 100 years of good soup, and the other bowl is four pieces of glutinous rice with sugar and happy lotus." ”
Xu Qianxue said: "Wonderful, wonderful! "I secretly said to myself, eating a dish on weekdays is so rich and exquisite.
Huang Achou picked up a piece of shrimp and said, "This dish is fragrant." ”
Zhuge Liang said: "This dish is called white shrimp, which is mixed with petals and fresh fruits in the meat of fish and shrimp, which is beautiful in color and has a natural fragrance. ”
Next, Xu Qianxue and Huang Achou kept asking about the name of the dish, what "Longjing Tea Chicken", "Yangtze River Candied Fruit", "Sweet and Sour Short Ribs" and the like, all of which I had never heard of.
Huang Augly said: "Thank you two young heroes for witnessing my wedding, and the little woman toasts you." ”
She said that she was toasting us, but she picked up a wine jar and patted open the mud, and the fragrance of flowers was fragrant. I waited for four people to have a jar for each person, and then I drank it. The wine has a mellow taste, but there is a three-point peach blossom fragrance in the mouth, and I saw three words written on the bottle: "Peach Blossom Brew".
"Good wine, good wine!" Zhuge Liang said with a smile, "After drinking this jar of wine, lady, we will be considered married, right?"
"If you don't worship heaven and earth, you want to marry me?"
"Then we will worship heaven and earth. Zhuge Liang stood up, helped the ugly girl, and the two knelt down in class. Zhuge Liang said: "Today, the two of us are here to worship heaven and earth, Zhuge Liang married an ugly girl as his wife, and from then on respect her, love her, and be loyal to her all her life, no matter how old she looks or suffers from illness, I Zhuge Liang swears here, I will never live up to her!"
Huang Augly said: "Heaven and earth are proof: there is Langjun Zhuge in this life, the sea is dry and the stones are rotten, and this life will never be negative!"
The two knelt down and kowtowed a few times, even if the wedding was completed, Zhuge Liang helped Ah Ugly, and the two hugged each other, with unlimited scenery.
"Now that you're married, ugly girl, your mask must be taken off. I said.
Ah Chou nodded and said, "You sit down for a while, I'll freshen up and come out immediately." ”
Xue'er and I toasted Zhuge Liang a few more glasses, but Zhuge Liang always looked at the inner room, hoping for Ugly to come out.
After a short time, a girl came out of it, beautiful and elegant, extremely beautiful, elegant and pleasant, graceful, a pair of wonderful eyes clear and clear, shining in the dark night, snow-white crystal goose egg face has a small dimple, blushing face like a rose, dignified with a bit of daughter's delicate and tender, she is dressed in a green shirt, beautiful and quiet. Naturally, she was a very beautiful girl.
Zhuge Liang dropped his chopsticks on the ground, looking at it stupidly, it turned out to be stupid.
Ah Chou bowed and said, "Husband, the little girl will give you the godfather of this life, please take care of it carefully and take care of it." ”
Zhuge Liang said with a straight face: "Lady, my husband also wants to ask you to take care of me." ”
Xu Qianxue stroked her palms and smiled: "Children of the rivers and lakes, this wedding is brilliant! Sister Ugly, you are very beautiful." ”
Ah Chou smiled and said: "Ah Chou is my nickname, and my big name is Huang Yueying." ”
After the ceremony, they all sat down to eat and drink. Huang Yueying no longer drank, but kept pouring wine for us, obviously looking gentle and virtuous.
After three rounds of drinking, I pretended to be drunk and said, "Brother Zhuge , it's getting late, and I'm a little sleepy, so you can go into the cave room early." ”
Zhuge Liang said: "That's right. ”
Zhuge Liang was about to walk into the door of the cave room, but he heard Huang Yueying say: "My husband is extremely smart, and he is well-read in the world, but if you want to enter the cave room, you have to let me take a test." ”
"Lady, please give me the question. Zhuge Liang said.
Huang Yueying pushed the door and quipped: "When you are drunk, you only sit in front of the flowers." This is my upper couplet, please give my husband a pair of lower couplets. ”
Zhuge Liang's face was pale, and he was stunned on the spot, it turned out that he didn't come out of it. So, the three of us were like ants on a hot pot, thinking about how to break this couplet, so after half an hour, there was no couplet yet, I was anxious, and Zhuge Liang was even more anxious. It's just that he drank wine, and he was a little confused at this time.
I grumbled: "Brother Zhuge , why are you a fool, this is not in line with history! Beauty is on the couch, how can you let you be so slow and leisurely?"
Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up and said, "There is, there is." ”
So he walked to the door, knocked lightly on the door and said, "Lady, the next link is 'wake up and come to sleep'." ”
When the door opened, Huang Yueying's smile was like a flower, but her face was like a rose, and she was beautiful and elegant. Zhuge Liang was overjoyed and walked into the boudoir.
The candle goes out. In the peach blossom forest, the night breeze blows across the face, the fragrance of flowers is gentle, and the affection is lingering.