Chapter 67: The Getaway

The next day, Zhuge Liang and his wife have not yet gotten up, it seems that last night was full of love, and the cave room was used overnight. I practiced the knife for another hour, only to hear a long yawn in the room, Zhuge Liang slowly chanted: "Who knows the big dream first, I know it in my life." The grass hall sleeps enough in spring, and the day outside the window is late. ”

The door opened, Zhuge Liang was disheveled, and ran out with a smile.

After seeing me, Zhuge Liang was stunned for a moment and said, "Brother Tai hasn't left yet?"

I couldn't help but get angry and scolded: "Just married your daughter-in-law, you want to drive me away? ”

Zhuge Liang said: "Brother Tai misunderstood. In this world, there is a lot of chaos, people like you who know martial arts, how can you have the leisure to accompany me in this peach blossom forest, at ease?"

I thought to myself: people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves.

"I'm not leaving! Your master's martial arts are very powerful, he destroyed my jade seal and didn't pay compensation, I can't do anything about him, I have to stay and eat and drink back." "I sat down with a knife in my hand.

Zhuge Liang said: "I'm about to go back to see the teacher, why don't we go together, and I'll ask for an explanation for you?"

"A word is a certainty!" I thought to myself, with him coming out, his teacher can't fool his disciples.

With his wife, Zhuge Liang whistled, and a green cow galloped in. Zhuge Liang said: "Lady, please get on the cow." ”

I looked envious and said, "Otherwise, if you call another cow, I'll let Miss Xue'er sit too." ”

"I didn't sit, I was dirty. Xu Qianxue said angrily.

Zhuge Liang said: "The cow is gone, just this one." It turned out that he let the green cow go yesterday and walked alone in the mountains and forests. At this time, a whistle will follow.

We walked a few steps, and we didn't see how Hong Xixiang picked up his pace, and walked a few steps like a drunk, but he caught up with an autumn cicada, pinched it gently, and stopped it just before it hit a spider web. Zhuge Liang lowered his head and bent over the cobweb, only then did he let go of his fingers and released the autumn cicada.

In fact, after this cicada has grown from a larva to an adult, its lifespan is no more than three months, so what does it matter if it lives or dies? But Zhuge Liang still saved it without any reason. Just did a little thing that couldn't have gone with the flow.

Huang Yueying rode on the ox and said with a smile: "This is the way of heaven you cultivated?"

Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "I have been in a faction since the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Road now, and it has lasted for thousands of years. What is vertical and horizontal, but it is just to follow the trend, and the way of heaven is not a great avenue, it is just a rebellion. ”

"Do you know martial arts?" I reflected on it, and his footwork to catch the autumn cicada was very light and weird.

Zhuge Liang shook his head and said, "Probably not." ”

"Don't fool me, what was your footwork just now?"

"This is a getaway, which the master realized from the Taoist classics. ”

"This light skill is good, can't you teach me?" I said, with a blushing face.

"Good. Zhuge Liang paused: "But I don't know how to teach you...... You still have to find my master for this matter. ”

I can't wait to beat him flat immediately, but fortunately, I have seen the four big words "Water Mirror Villa".

The old Taoist priest pinched the lotus finger in his hand and was meditating. Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying knelt down and bowed: "Sir, my mother Yueying and I will give you an old man's greetings." ”

Mr. Shui Jing helped the two of them up and said, "Okay, okay." ”

"Hey, you bull-nosed old man can only say yes?" I said loudly.

"Probably something else. "Like a getaway." ”

I was shocked, this bull-nosed old Taoist really has some Taoism, and he even knows what we say.

Shui Jing said: "You all come here, let's sit together." So saying, he sat down at a stone table, and we all went and sat down.

"This jade seal is broken, and above the temple, I am afraid that the Han Court will not be protected. For more than 400 years, the temple has respected Confucianism, and the world has been peaceful for too long, and the rivers and lakes have been dead for a long time. It's boring, it's boring!"

"Isn't it good that the world is peaceful and the people live and work in peace and contentment?" I asked.

"Not good, not good. The world has been peaceful for too long, and it may not be good for the people. The temple's luck is declining and inexhaustible, and the people of the world are even more miserable, so it is better for me to tear down the country and start over. Wouldn't it be better if this huge river and lake, with luck, is like a dragon in the abyss, and all the peddlers and pawns have a chance? What I want is an uncertain river and lake. ”

"Sir, why are you talking about this today?" Zhuge Liang asked.

"Kong Ming, you have been with me for so many years, and now when the time comes, it is time to go to the rivers and lakes to practice. Your junior brother Sima Yi has already gone down the mountain two years ago, and I have a family of Zongheng, so it's up to you. ”

"Sir, since you can anticipate the events of five hundred years, why bother to show students a clear path?"

"I write about these three countries, but I'm not the only one who writes books. You and Sima Yi have their own bad luck, it depends on their respective creations. Of course, I won't hide it from you, my surname is also Sima, of course I am more partial, and I am more biased towards Sima Yi in this luck. The two of you have never been at odds, and he is not as good as you, if the two of you compete for the world in the future, the victory or defeat is not yet known. ”

"Thank you for the teacher's advice!" Zhuge Liang said, "Adults are in the sky, the number of qi is the heart of the people, and I will be invincible if the heart desires." ”

Mr. Shui Jing said, "Okay, I hope you don't forget today's words. ”

He turned to me again and said, "Duan Shaoxia, your master may also be the one who compiles the Three Kingdoms, but he hides too deeply, I can't see him, and he may not be able to see me." Since you're here, stay in peace. ”

I am only good at dancing knives, these mysterious and mysterious things are not my appetite, hearing him talk about my master, I laughed in my heart: "As far as my master's virtue is concerned, I can also compare with your person who is about to become an immortal?

But I still asked, "What should I do among these three kingdoms?"

"You can do whatever you want. You're not from the book, but you know what's going on in the book, it's interesting, it's funny!"

He has already said twice that I am not a person from the book, but he does not know what the book has to do with reality. I think it's because I've read too many chivalrous notes novels, so I'm a little crazy, and I don't pay attention to him.

Then he said: "Mr. Shuijing, you passed on Zhuge Liang's getaway, can you also pass on a light skill to me?"

"Haha, you know about the getaway, so why should I pass on the getaway?" said Shui Jing smiled.

"I've learned the knife technique, but I can't do light skills, and I will suffer a loss in the rivers and lakes. "I don't hide it from him.

Then sit quietly and close your eyes. He commanded.

I sat down, closed my eyes, and felt that he pressed his hand on the top of my head, and a warm breath came down from the Baihui acupoint, swimming through the meridians of the whole body, and it was very comfortable.

I actually fell asleep......

When I woke up, my saliva was dripping all over the place, and the water mirror was looking at me with a grin. I blushed and said, "I had a spring dream just now." ”

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, wandering thousands of miles away, and he has to travel freely. Spring dreams are also free, and the young man has no distractions, and he is indeed a martial arts wizard that is rare in a hundred years! ”

I was skeptical, and with a breath, I jumped upward, but I was three meters high. The qi machine converged, but it fell, and it was hard to stand firm.

"Is this the Getaway?"

"Shaoxia, you already have the Taoist longevity recipe in your body, and now with this getaway, it can be said that you are in the same vein, and your future will be limitless. ”

"Senior," he passed on my martial arts, and I called him respectfully: "I can't beat Guan Yu, and I can't beat Lu Bu, if I want to practice the sword again, how should I practice the Fa?"

Shui Jing sighed slightly: "There is a waterfall outside this Water Mirror Villa, called 'Thousand Bamboo Sea', if you can go to the waterfall to practice the knife, the knife splits the waterfall water, and naturally benefits a lot." ”

I thanked him again and asked, "What if I could cut the waterfall?"

Shui Jing said: "I still can't beat Lu Bu......"

I'm speechless. "I don't know what kind of realm you are?"

"I'm probably what others call a land fairy......"

Mr. Shui Jing smiled: "Okay, having said all that, it's time for you to leave." Don't come to me. I also want to live this dream for a thousand years. ”

Huang Yueying said: "Sir, the world is in turmoil, and since you have a mortal heart, I'm afraid you can't sleep in this dream, right?"

Mr. Shui Jing stroked his palm and smiled: "Yes, yes! You are actually my confidant." Kong Ming's greatest blessing in this life is to marry your daughter-in-law. ”