Chapter 622
Yu Hainan, who had been watching coldly from the sidelines, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Wang Chaoren on the back of the head: "That's called radish good felling!"
Wang Chaoren was stunned, and then said to Ding Yixiong: "See, this is the legendary radish." β
This time, Xie Qin really squirted out a mouthful of water, and he couldn't get up anymore when he lay on the table, and said in his heart, what kind of show are you performing, hahaha......
Ding Yixiong nodded with a serious expression: "Very good, Mr. Shi, you have a talent for pretending to be stupid." β
Yu Hainan snorted angrily and said, "This girl is not pretending to be stupid, she is really stupid!"
Ding Yixiong nodded to Yu Hainan again: "The level of the sports committee is also as high as two or three floors, not bad." β
Yu Hainan was stunned, quickly waved his hand, and said modestly: "Where is it." β
Ding Yixiong smiled and whispered to the two: "We can add this joke to it...... So ...... so."
The two nodded their heads repeatedly.
A few people around looked at them suspiciously, holding their stomachs, and said to themselves, what the hell are these guys doing?
After dinner, everyone stood on the playground for half an hour as usual, during which someone in the third shift fainted. Xie Qin took a closer look and found that it was the unlucky brother who had his mobile phone confiscated just now, it seems that he has been running around and finally can't hold on, this is good, the virus test is positive, and he can basically be diagnosed with long-distance running phobia. He subconsciously glanced at Wu Ke, this product looks quite happy, what a gloating guy, Xie Qin scolded in his heart, I wish your tickets will never be sold!
Instructor Fan went around to the front of the fourth class, looked at the brother who had lost consciousness and was dragged away, and then turned to the crowd: "The people in our class are not allowed to fall! β
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Instructor Liu said: "Old Fan, your trick is also a little vicious, let's lower the requirements - whoever faints can be dragged aside and splashed with water to wake up, and then punished for running five or six laps." β
...... Your idea isn't that good, is it? The crowd was even more speechless. Although I knew that these two instructors were actually knife-mouthed tofu hearts, I still felt a chill all over my body when I imagined that picture. Especially Wu Ke, as soon as he heard the words "five or six laps of punishment", he suddenly felt weak, his legs were weak, and he almost fell to the ground. Seeing this, Lu Chenghu next to him hurriedly grabbed him and said in a low voice: "Brother Dan, hold on!"
Wu Ke cried and said with a sad face: "Brother Dan, just hearing those words, Xiaosheng feels that his life is about to end!"
Lu Chenghu said in a deep voice: "Hold on, Brother Dan! It's not terrible to run away!" Before the words fell, he saw that Wu Ke's legs were so weak that he was about to kneel on the ground, and quickly grabbed his shoulders, "Don't be afraid! Don't run away! Face it bravely!"
Wu Ke looked at Lu Chenghu pitifully, and it seemed that he had no strength to speak.
Lu Chenghu's voice became deeper: "Face the difficulties! At that time, you will find that it is not your opponent," while saying this, he looked directly at Wu Ke, who was also looking at him blankly, Lu Chenghu took a deep breath and continued word by word, "Because our real opponent is actually ourselves." β
Wow, it sounds so reasonable, what philosophical issues are you two discussing? Wu Ke and Lu Chenghu's "whispering" voices can even be heard clearly by Xie Qin's side, and now he really wants to ask a question: This profound-sounding dialogue doesn't seem to be the right occasion to appear, right?
"Can you two live treasures stop showing their eyes?" I didn't see Lin Ziming open his mouth, and a cold complaint rang out like this, could he be the legendary ventriloquist technique?
The two living treasures ignored him. After Master Lu's guidance, Wu Ke realized, and the fire of passion in his eyes burned again. He waved his fist and said proudly, "I understand, Brother Dan! I will definitely try to defeat myself!"
Lin Ziming saw the two people around him so into the play, and scolded in his heart, why is there such a strange thing in my roommates, and there are still two!
Hearing Wu Ke's passionate declaration, Lu Chenghu showed a pleased smile, if there were tears in his eyes, he said excitedly: "Good job! Brother Dan, let's work together, let's leave a strong mark in this world together!"
Well, I'm sorry to bother you two who are so emotional, you really went to the wrong set. Xie Qin really wanted to stop them, now is not the rest time, but half an hour after the meal! Dare to speak at this time, have you eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall!
Over there, Wu Ke's blood was boiling, and if there were tears in his eyes, he was about to raise his hand and high-five Lu Chenghu: "Well, Brother Dan, let's be in this ...... together."
Then he and Lu Chenghu each got a kick on the ass.
"You two had a good time. Instructor Fan's emotionless voice sounded coldly behind them.
Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke turned their heads in unison with their buttocks covered, only to see Instructor Fan looking at them expressionlessly.
"Don't move when you're standing in a military position, do you know?"
Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke nodded blankly: "I know." β
Instructor Fan asked again: "You are not allowed to speak when you are standing in a military posture, do you know?"
Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke nodded blankly: "I know." β
Instructor Fan sneered: "I know? I don't think you two know! This military posture is about to be played by you for half an hour, I really opened my eyes, what do you do is pediatric, how can you be so powerful, pose, play inspirational, what do you want to do, ah? Now I can see that you two are people with unique skills!"
The two of them listened to this sentence as if they were very useful, and nodded their heads again and again with smiles on their faces. Instructor Fan also smiled when he saw this, and then his eyes suddenly became gloomy, and his tone of voice became even colder: "...... But believe it or not, I can just scrap your two stunts?"
Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke shuddered together, swallowed their saliva, and nodded again and again in a daze, not daring to speak.
Instructor Fan's face sank like water, and he raised an index finger and continued: "Also, the sentence 'what bullshit will be left in the world together', who will say who will die in the future, do you understand?"
Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke were completely stupid, and they couldn't do anything else except nod.
"That's right," Instructor Fan suddenly remembered something, and said to the two of them, "Let's solve the problem of doing other things in the military posture time first, so let's let you say this sentence enough, five laps per person, and shout your signature slogan while running!"
Several people around them had already been overwhelmed, and now when they heard Instructor Fan say this, they all laughed in their hearts, and they listened strongly with the mentality of joyful and popular, and they almost applauded warmly.
When he heard the word "five circles", Wu Ke was so frightened that he sat on the ground, but this time Lu Chenghu didn't hold him.
Instructor Fan glanced at Wu Ke and said coldly: "What are you doing sitting stupidly, did I let you rest?
Lu Chenghu tried to pull up Wu Ke, who was sitting on the ground in a daze, but Instructor Fan said impatiently when he saw this: "Do you want me to help you run?"
This sentence is very effective, Wu Ke didn't use Lu Chenghu to help, he stood up directly, and then cried with a sad face and Lu Chenghu shouted "Let's leave a strong mark in the world together" and ran along the playground.
At that time, the classes on the playground were carrying out military posture for half an hour, and when they heard such a lofty slogan, they all paid attention to it, Wu Ke and Lu Chenghu embarked on the journey of running five laps under the watchful eye of the public, leaving a strong mark in the minds of the students of the whole grade, and since then they have officially appeared in the students' after-dinner conversations with the name of "inspirational brothers".
And the situation that complements each other even more is that the limerick poem "Counting strange characters and watching the fourth class" has been recognized by more people, if Wang Chaoren knew about it, I don't know if he would beat Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke half to death.
Wu Ke didn't reach the finish line in the end, because his phobia of long-distance running flare-up recurred while running with the wind.
People will die if they die, Xie Qin now thinks deeply of this sentence, and said that you are on the wrong set.
The time to go back to bed tonight was more than ten minutes earlier than the previous two days, and for this reason, the 204 people happily returned to the dormitory, but as soon as they sat down, they felt uncomfortable. After a day of training, their uniforms were already soaked with sweat and clinging tightly to their bodies, and they didn't feel anything during training, but now when they were free, this feeling of discomfort and exhaustion immediately came to the fore, and everyone only felt uncomfortable.
Ding Yixiong, who was sitting on a stool, was about to take off his shoes, when he suddenly remembered something, raised his hand and shouted loudly: "Everyone!"
When everyone heard the sound, they saw Ding Yixiong's serious expression, and they were puzzled, and they asked, "What's the matter?"
Ding Yixiong continued: "We bought a man's drink this afternoon, right?"
"Men's drinks, do you mean mineral water?" Zang Zhichao showed a sincere smile and nodded again and again, "That's right, men should drink pure water without impurities!"
Ding Yixiong smiled at him and said, "Get out." β
Wang Chaoren slammed Zang Zhichao's head with a shock: "He's talking about beer, you idiotββ!"
After he reminded him like this, everyone remembered the sixteen Chaoyang beer that was placed under the bed, and heard that Ding Yixiong meant that everyone wanted everyone to drink it tonight? They all looked at Ding Yixiong and waited for his next words.
Ding Yixiong said leisurely: "Let's talk about it, should we spend a night together that only belongs to men?"
"A man's night?!" Liu Jiapeng reacted the fastest, as if he was participating in a quiz competition, he slapped the bed board hard, and asked excitedly: "Is it a night attack?"