Ding Yixiong said leisurely: "Let's talk about it, should we spend a night together that only belongs to men?"

"A man's night?!" Liu Jiapeng reacted the fastest, as if he was participating in a quiz competition, he slapped the bed board hard, and asked excitedly: "Is it a night attack?" He has already made up the magnificent picture in his mind in an instant, which is the so-called strong wind and flying clouds......

Ding Yixiong showed a relieved expression when he heard this, Xie Qin noticed that his expression was exactly the same as Instructor Fan's expression when he praised Zang Zhichao's "rotten wood can be carved", only to hear this guy smile and say: "The donor is enlightened, the donor is finally enlightened, this can be had." ”

Everyone in the bedroom didn't understand what Liu Jiapeng meant by the night attack for a while, and looked at them playing dumb riddles with puzzled faces, Zang Zhichao couldn't bear it the most, and immediately put down the mineral water bottle in his hand when he heard the words, and asked, "What is the night attack?"

Liu Jiapeng's expression was very serious: "The night attack is a sacred military operation. ”

Zang Zhichao asked, "What kind of military action is it?"

Liu Jiapeng's expression became more serious: "This matter is related to military secrets, and it cannot be easily leaked. ”

Seeing this, Zang Zhichao immediately put on a serious expression and said in a low voice: "Please also ask this comrade to make it clear." ”

Liu Jiapeng looked at Ding Yixiong, leaned over, and asked in a low voice: "Chief, can you tell him the truth, please instruct." ”

"Tell him," Ding Yixiong smiled incomprehensibly, "as a member of the men, everyone in this dormitory is our allies. ”

Liu Jiapeng raised his hand and saluted: "Yes!" Turning to Zang Zhichao, "Since you sincerely asked, then I will tell you with great mercy - the so-called night raid is the abbreviation of a sacred military operation, and the full name is 'night raid on the bedroom of the opposite sex'!"

Zang Zhichao was stunned, and before he could react to what the "opposite sex bedroom" meant, the furious Wang Chaoren had already pressed Liu Jiapeng's head on the bed and yelled: "This is Hongguoguo's crime! What else do you want to do!

Zang Zhichao finally figured it out, he had always been temperamental, and he couldn't accept this explanation that it was a big orgasm scene for a while, so he couldn't control it all of a sudden, turned his head and sprayed all the mineral water in his mouth on Wu Deng's face next to him.

"Oh!" Wu Deng jumped up, rushed out of the dormitory and ran to the bathroom with lightning speed.

"That," Zang Zhichao showed a rare worried expression, and said cautiously, "If this is caught, it doesn't seem like a notice of criticism can be done......

"It's not enough! It's not okay to give a school-level punishment! It's completely the rhythm of going to the juvenile detention center!" Wang Chaoren grabbed Liu Jiapeng's collar, and then grabbed the back of his head and pressed him back to the bed, "I said what kind of stuff do you have in your head? It's all tap water, right? It's all bacteria?"

"Woo grun!" Liu Jiapeng was pressed to the bed by Wang Chaoren, unable to speak clearly, and couldn't even breathe.

"Sorry to interrupt," Xie Qin interjected suddenly, "I understand your righteous indignation, but can I trouble you—" He raised his hand and pointed to the number 4 printed on the side of the bed, "-Don't do this in my bed?"

Wang Chaoren let go of his hand very unwillingly after hearing this, Liu Jiapeng straightened up all of a sudden, turned around and gave Xie Qin a thumbs up while panting, and said inarticulately: "Thank you, Brother Lingsheng, you still have a way." ”

Xie Qin waved his hand and didn't speak, and said in his heart that I was afraid that you would make me saliva, and I didn't plan to save you, so don't get me wrong.

Liu Jiapeng gasped for a while, and when he saw that Wang Chaoren was still glaring at him with righteous indignation, he raised his hand and pointed at Ding Yixiong, who seemed to have nothing to do, and said: "I did say this, but the professor also agreed!" Liu Jiapeng now calls Ding Yixiong "professor".

Everyone looked at him with deep sympathy, and said in their hearts Do you really believe in this guy's bullshit love guide Ah, alas, they sighed secretly, Don't cry when you find out that you are careless when you make friends Liu Jiapeng......

Wang Chaoren was furious: "Professor, a fart! Obviously a pervert!"

"Hey," Ding Yixiong raised his hand to stop Wang Chaoren from continuing, "Although I got such a name when I was sharing Coke in the afternoon, it was because of force majeure, if you can, I still hope you can call me a great love saint." ”

Wang Superman was furious: "You are a pervert! You are a pervert! And you are also an instigating pervert!"

Ding Yixiong shrugged his shoulders innocently and said, "Where did I instigate him? I was interrupted by the pit star before I finished speaking!"

Wang Chaoren raised his finger and pointed at him: "Now finish what you just said, hurry up! I see if you have anything else to say." ”

Ding Yixiong turned to Liu Jiapeng, folded his hands, and said in the tone of a monk's chanting: "The donor is enlightened, the donor is finally enlightened, but the donor is really enlightened." ”

Wang Chaoren and Liu Jiapeng were stunned when they heard this, and asked in unison: "What is Wu Dafa?"

Ding Yixiong sat down in the posture of an old monk, his eyes slightly closed, and his voice was long: "The so-called 'enlightenment is great', which is a special term for Buddhism. ”

Bah! You don't come to bury the Buddha's family, this is clearly what you made up! Xie Qin secretly spitted, and he actually dared to speak, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will slap you to death with the Five Fingers Mountain!

I only heard Ding Yixiong continue to explain: "In the language of our layman, it can be simply called 'thinking crooked'. ”

"Damn, professor, we don't bring this!" Liu Jiapeng was indignant, "It's just that people play games and sell teammates, after all, I don't know each other, but I'm your student! As a respected professor, how can you sell your own students?!"

Ding Yixiong glanced at him and sneered: "Liu Jiapeng, you have to speak with your conscience, you yourself say who sold it first, I asked you to find someone to help me in the afternoon, where did you go?"

The student sold the professor, and the professor sold the student, this plot is really ups and downs, interlocking!

Liu Jiapeng was speechless at first when he heard this, and then lowered his head in shame. But Wang Chaoren would not be easily persuaded like this, and asked: "Then what do you mean by the phrase 'men's night' you just said?"

Ding Yixiong spread his hands and said: "A man's night is literally meaningful, engage in some men's activities." ”

Wang Chaoren was furious: "What's the difference between this and what Liu Jiapeng said!"

"That's what you think, I didn't say that," Ding Yixiong raised his hand and pointed at Wang Chaoren, "So don't blame me for the ambiguity in what I said, because your heart is originally crooked." ”

Wang Chaoren was suddenly furious, geared up, and made up his mind that if Ding Yixiong couldn't say that he was ugly, he would immediately pounce on him and beat him up.

Ding Yixiong explained slowly: "What are men's activities? such as taking a shower and drinking beer together...... Aren't these all men's activities?"

Damn! Everyone looked at him with contempt, didn't he just take a shower and drink a beer!

After Ding Yixiong finished speaking, he stood up, took off his uniform, and walked to the door of the bedroom with toiletries: "Who is going to the man with me?"

Everyone looked at each other, Ding Yixiong's proposal was so reasonable, they couldn't refute it - the feeling of the uniform clinging to their bodies was too uncomfortable, so everyone took off their clothes, took toiletries, and followed Ding Yixiong out of the dormitory.

"Okay, okay......"

Ding Yixiong watched the water level in the basin gradually rise, and muttered with some expectation. When the water was full and overflowed completely, he picked up the basin, raised it above his head, and poured it down, and his whole body was instantly watered, he shivered excitedly, and then shouted, "Cool! Sure enough, buttoning the basin is the most suitable way for men!" There were a few students from other classes washing around, and they all looked sideways when they heard the words, secretly wondering where this group of sleek and fierce characters came out.

The sharp-eyed people have already recognized Zang Zhichao, and they secretly thought in their hearts, it seems that these guys are all from the fourth class, they are really strange characters, and they still look at the fourth class.

After Ding Yixiong fell down, several other people in 204 also came to the heart, only Xie Qin was brushing his teeth slowly, and he didn't seem to have any intention of buttoning the basin at all.

Seeing this, Ding Yixiong opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Lingsheng, aren't you going to make a shot?"

"Huh?" Xie Qin turned his head to look at Ding Yixiong, who picked up the empty basin and made a movement to pour it on his body, Xie Qin suddenly understood, but his mouth was full of foam, and his words were a little unclear, "Drink it again (I'll talk about it later)." ”

"Hey, Brother Lingsheng," Wang Chaoren, a good-blooded boy, was very dissatisfied, "It's boring for you to be so greasy and crooked, a little man, a pot!"

Splashing your sister, Xie Qin scolded in his heart, ignored him, and continued to concentrate on brushing his teeth.

Brushing and brushing, he suddenly heard a loud sound behind him, and then, the back of his neck caught a piercing chill, which quickly spread to his whole body in a second, Xie Qin felt his body unconsciously beat a spirit, and almost jumped up.

He was trembling with ice, looked down at his wet body, and then looked back, only to see Liu Jiapeng holding an empty basin and showing a bright smile at him.

"Liu Jiapeng......" Xie Qin's voice trembled a little, and he didn't know if it was angry or cold, "What are you doing to splash me for no reason?!"

Liu Jiapeng squeezed his eyes at him: "This is a punishment for the winner of life who takes advantage of all the good things." ”

Xie Qin was stunned when he heard this: "What do you mean?"

Seeing his innocent expression, Liu Jiapeng suddenly became angry: "Why are you so natural and still so popular with girls!