Lu Guanzhong woke up from the city wall of Hanzhong, only to feel a slight cold. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info then rubbed his eyes and looked around, only to see that Xiao Jie and Liu Minshi were nowhere to be seen, only dozens of soldiers were busy cleaning up the stumps and broken arms on the wall.

"People, why did you leave me all behind?" Lu Guanzhong instantly fell asleep and was dumbfounded.

"Jean, you've got something pressed. A soldier came to his side, looked disgusted, and shouted loudly.

Lu Guanzhong snorted disdainfully, moved his buttocks slightly, glanced down his eyes, and couldn't help but be excited, only to see a pale human leg lying on the ground, obviously this is what he pillowed just now.

"Mom!" Lu Guanzhong jumped up suddenly.

"Cowardly, yellow-mouthed child!" muttered the soldier with disdain. All the Qin troops in the Han Dynasty saw that Lu Guan Zhong was powerless, and he was only a son of a certain family. If it weren't for Xiao Bei's face, he would have been blown away a long time ago, and he never thought that the siege of Hanzhong would be solved, all due to his genius invention.

Who knew that Lu Guanzhong held the human leg in his arms, his eyes lit up, and said: "The leg of the corpse! ”

Cold sweat broke out on the soldier's head, and he thought to himself, "Perverted." ”

Lu Guanzhong put his legs behind his back, stood up straight, and said proudly: "Hey, this junior soldier, do you know where my senior sister is?"

"Bad beating, you Laozi and I are a hundred households!" The soldier's heart suddenly became angry, he was originally a petty official, but because of the heavy casualties in defending the city, he could only come to do such subordinate work in person.

Seeing that his eyes were on fire, Lu Guanzhong raised his big fist like a vinegar bowl and wanted to beat him, and suddenly let out a miserable scream, stumbling and rushing to the city wall with his head in his arms.

As soon as he ran to the city, suddenly someone in the city shouted loudly: "Lu Guanzhong, is there anyone named Lu Guanzhong? ”

"I, I, I am. Is it my master looking for me?" Lu Guanzhong trotted all the way to the herald soldier.

The soldier said, "I'm just informing you, I don't know who is looking for you, just come with me." ”

Lu Guanzhong did not doubt that he had him, so he put his legs on his back and followed the soldier in the direction of the city.

The soldier led him through the streets and alleys, gradually moving away from the military area, and came to a civilian house, Lu Guanzhong was just about to ask, the soldier suddenly picked him up, threw him into the room, and then closed the door, and locked the door from the outside.

"What are you doing? Don't die, Lao Tzu is a member of the Hongmeng Sword Sect, believe it or not, I will let your head fall to the ground in minutes!" Lu Guanzhong banged on the door and roared loudly.

"When did you join someone else's sect?" said a cold voice behind Lu Guanzhong.

As soon as Lu Guanzhong heard this voice, the blood in his whole body seemed to freeze, his teeth fought, gurgling, and he turned his head stiffly. I saw a candle lit on the table in the room, emitting a dim candle light, illuminating the two people behind the table.

Of the two, one was a young woman dressed in a cyan tight-fitting warrior costume, and the other was an old man with kind eyebrows. The faces of the two of them looked eerie and ghostly under the flickering candlelight.

"Sister Zero...... Uncle Ci ......" Lu Guanzhong squeezed out a smile, said hello tremblingly, and kept thinking about the way to escape.

"You remember us. The woman's eyes flashed with a cold light, and her voice was still cold.

"Xiao Ling, forget it, no matter how you say it, Guan Zhong is also the only seedling of the Lu family, although he misbehaves, but if he takes it back and thinks about it, it should still be able to become a climate. Uncle Na said with a smile.

Lu Guanzhong's body trembled for a while, and his eyes revealed fear, as if the "pondering" mentioned by this uncle contained infinite terror.

"The head of the house said, go back with us, burn those spring palace pictures, quit bad habits, and don't blame the past. Otherwise, it will be forcibly pulled out and castrated after breeding. Sister Ling said.

"Xiao Ling, Guan Zhong is still a child, don't scare him so much. Ci Bo sighed, "At most, we will feed him some Jieyang Herb and stop the medicine when he is an adult." ”

Lu Guanzhong's expression became more and more fearful, knowing that this Jieyang grass was specially used to restrain the **** of domestic animals, so that they could not mate wantonly, this Cibo actually wanted to use it on himself, and his heart was vicious, and it was obvious that it was exposed.

Seeing that the two of them were talking to themselves, as if they were lambs to be slaughtered, Lu Guanzhong couldn't bear it any longer, took off the human leg from behind him, blocked it in front of him, and roared angrily: "The leaves are withering, the flowers are merciful, you two don't want to pretend to talk about it there, if you have any requirements, just draw the line, I, Lu Guanzhong, as the chief male disciple of the Hongmeng Sword Sect, will not frown, and ...... So what...... I've quit my vices......"

Ye Withering and Hua Compassion glanced at each other, and Hua Compassion said: "Oh, I can't see it, the young master is already so manly! He paused, suddenly his face sank, and said, "However, even if you are a young master, you must not violate the precepts and escape from the family without saying a word." What sect did you join without authorization, and you didn't contact the head of the family for two years, do you still have national laws and family rules in your eyes?"

Lu Guanzhong saw that Hua Ci's hair was open, blowing his beard and glaring, and the momentum that he had finally pretended to slip away in an instant, recalling the fear of being dominated and disciplined by him at home, he suddenly shrank in a corner of the room like a wilted eggplant.

Ye withering didn't talk nonsense, and threw out a letter casually, which happened to fall in front of Lu Guanzhong, and said, "Read!"

Lu Guanzhong stretched out his hands tremblingly, picked up the letterhead, and stammered to read:

"Gong ...... Lu ......, the head of the public loss family Lu Tongtian pro-enlightenment:

The 'mandarin ...... paid by your family The Mandarin Duck Gold has been received, and the quantity is exactly the same...... It shows that your family is very sincere, and this is the eighth day of the lunar month...... When there is a place for your family, please bring it with you before Laba Festival...... The disciple of the family, the family guest came to the Beijing Huangqiju Restaurant to attend the meeting, and the application was ...... All are available at the reception desk. But I have heard that your family has good taste...... That is elegant, and the mundane things in the world should not enter the eyes of your family, so if your family wants to find another place to live, we will not allow it. I wish your family prosperity and a happy marriage.

Ministry of Rites Shangshu Tianji Pavilion University Scholar Huang Jinzhi

After reading it, Lu Guanzhong looked at the two people in front of him in confusion and asked, "What does this mean?"

"Young master, you are not small, you should collect your thoughts and make some contributions to the family. Hua Ci sighed, "The matter of the ten county lords competing to recruit relatives has spread all over the world, and my family ranks seventh in the world, if no one participates, won't it become a laughing stock in the world? ”

"If you don't participate, take it back and castrate it after breeding!" Ye withering raised the long sword in his hand and pulled out the sword body slightly, revealing a sharp cold light.

"Sister Ling, you are a girl's family, you are not eunuch every day, vulgar or not?" Lu Guanzhong said as if he were dead.

The murderous aura on Ye Weiling's face flashed, and he stepped forward slowly, making a gesture of castration.

"Leave roots under the knife!" Hua Cibei hurriedly shouted, "Although this young master has an obscene character, but after all, he is the only seedling of the Lu family, and now he is castrated, how to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives? ”

Ye Weiling's face showed unwillingness, and he slowly returned the long sword to the sheath and retreated aside.

Lu Guanzhong knew that the two of them had a request for themselves, and immediately had no fear, sat down on a chair in the room, crossed Erlang's legs, waved the legs of the man in his hand and said: "It's not impossible for me to participate in this martial arts competition to recruit relatives, but you also know that although I am a peerless genius, my martial arts are mediocre, if I want to participate in this competition, I am afraid that I will not be able to win the championship, what's the use?"

A cold sweat broke out on Hua Ci's and Ye Weiling's heads, and they both thought: "Not only is the martial arts mediocre, it's just a waste of firewood." But at that time, it was not broken, Hua Ci said compassionately: "We will arrange this ourselves, besides, the blind date will be seen as a way to show the strength of the family, not necessarily to win the championship." If a certain county lord falls in love with the young master, he is at the bottom of the list, so what's the matter?"

Ye Weiling added: "You don't need to go to the competition in person, someone will do it for you." ”

"Really, then can I ask my master to help?" Lu Guanzhong's eyes immediately lit up and he became excited.

"Of course you can, but I don't know where your master came from?" Hua Cibei frowned and said hesitantly. He knew that this reckless and reckless man acted in a disorderly manner, and this so-called master must have the same smell as him, and it was probably not a good thing.

"The head of the Hongmeng Sword Sect, the number one master in the world, Xiao Bei!" Lu Guanzhong said triumphantly.

"The best master in the world? Ye Withering showed a confused expression.

"Alas, of course you haven't seen the world's number one master, this competition is wrapped up in me, and it will definitely make the public loser family raise their eyebrows and make the world a sensation. Lu Guanzhong was like a dead dog before, but now he is interested, and he can't wait to give birth to wings, so he immediately flew to the capital to show off his master's ability.