XXIII. Cat and Mouse Game
Lu Guanzhong boasted that he went to the sea, bluffing the two retainers into doubting it. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Ye withered and lowered his head to discuss a few words with Hua Ci, and then snapped his fingers and notified the soldiers outside the door to open the door. Lu Guanzhong had no intention of running away at this time, and only wanted to take Xiao Cheap to the capital to be in the limelight, so he took the lead and led the two of them to find Xiao Bei.
The three of them braved the cold wind, walked through the streets and alleys, and traveled all over Hanzhong, but they did not find half a figure of the Hongmeng Sword Sect, Lu Guanzhong saw that the two of them looked more and more unkind, and the uneasiness in their hearts expanded like ink drops in the water. After walking for a few miles, Lu Guan Zhongxin said: "I don't know where my master has gone, but at this time, Sister Ling and Uncle Ci are already suspicious of me in their hearts, no matter how I defend it, I won't believe it. ”
With a roll of his eyes, he came up with a treacherous plan, and decided to strike first, and then he turned around, crossed his hands on his hips, and shouted angrily: "Well, you two, why do you look at me like a thief?
Uncle Ci said kindly: "Young master, if we don't believe you, you go and ask your acquaintances if anyone dares to believe you?"
Ye Weiling took out his long sword, pointed at Lu Guanzhong's throat, and said coldly: "Go back with us, and be castrated after breeding." ”
Lu Guanzhong looked up to the sky and sighed, his eyes flashed like tears, and said: "I think I Lu Guanzhong is young, I have always treated people with sincerity, and what I say is heartfelt, and occasionally I am untrustworthy, but also because of my clumsy mouth and stupid tongue, and my words do not reach my meaning, and now I am humiliated by you like this, let's go, I am disheartened with this world, so I will go to self-judgment, you go back to my father, and say that the child is not filial in this life, and the grace of nurturing will be repaid in the next life." ”
The two of them didn't even believe the punctuation marks in his words at this time, and Cibo said: "Xiao Ling, you ordered his Quchi and Tianquan two holes, making him speechless, tying up his five flowers, and bringing him back to Gongyi Villa to restore his life." ”
Lu Guan Zhong was shocked and shouted: "Hua Ci, you old thing, I think I treat you well on weekdays, you actually came up with such a bad trick, and Lao Tzu turned into a powerful ghost and didn't let you go!"
Ci Bo was still unmoved, and said with a smile: "When you become a powerful ghost, I will already be a judge in the underworld! ”
Before Lu Guanzhong could scold again, he suddenly coughed violently, coughed so much that he bent over, spitting saliva, and hurriedly covered his face with long sleeves to prevent spit from splashing.
Seeing that Lu Guanzhong was coughing dirty, Ye Wei couldn't help frowning and took a step back.
Lu Guanzhong finally finished coughing and stood up, with a mask on his face for some reason.
"It's ...... Ten thousand souls are out of the banner!Little Zero, retreat, this kid is about to come out of a moth again!" Cibo said suddenly.
"What do you think...... Will I only make a move now? Sister Zero, do my brother a favor and block this old man for me. Lu Guanzhong's voice was extremely gentle, and his title had changed, just like a lover speaking to his lover.
Somehow, the obscene and thin young man in front of him suddenly turned into a handsome and dashing hero, and he was confiding in himself in a gentle tone, and he didn't want to refuse his request.
With a "brush" sound, the leaf withering long sword turned and stabbed towards Hua Mercy.
How could Hua Cibei have expected such a change? Caught off guard, he was slashed under his chin by a long sword, and saw a few silver filaments falling with the wind, he couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, no longer careless, concentrated on his palm, and fought with Ye Weiling.
I saw the silver light shining, the wind gusting, the two of them came and went, fighting evenly matched, Lu Guanzhong had already run away.
"It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous, fortunately, I'm alert, and I have all the magic weapons. Lu Guanzhong secretly rejoiced as he ran.
It turned out that Lu Guan Zhongshi delayed time with words, and quietly took out seven stacks of ecstasy incense from his sleeve, and gently crushed it to make the ** thing in it emanate.
This seven-fold ecstasy incense is extremely wonderful, it can make any creature emotional, and there are no side effects after use, it is the result of exchanging treasures between Lu Guanzhong and a hermit in the machine building of the Taoist Academy. Just now, he only pinched a little, and he was in the upper wind, so all the ecstasy incense was sucked by Ye Wither in front of him, so that Ye Wither Zero regarded Lu Guanzhong as a lover of life and death for a while, obeyed his words, and fought with Hua Compassion desperately. gave Lu Guanzhong a chance to escape.
Lu Guanzhong continued to think in his heart: "Sister Zero and Ci Bo must have found out from the Academy of Truth that I came to Hanzhong, maybe there will be someone to guard in the Academy of Truth, then the Academy of Truth will not be able to return." I don't know where my master is, and Sun Chuanting is not there...... The only way to do this is to find the master and convince him to go to the blind date meeting with me, then I just have to do this......"
Lu Guanzhong thought while running, and soon came to the warehouse where the fire dragon was stored, and seeing that there was no one left and right, he opened the warehouse door with a "bang", flashed in, and then closed the warehouse door.
At this time, Lu Guanzhong had already disassembled the fire dragon and hid it in the carriage, and the tomb puppet sat aside, and the parts on his body had been loaded back by Lu Guanzhong.
Lu Guanzhong walked in front of Kongkong'er, showed pity in his eyes, and said affectionately: "Goddess, I want to wronged you again, but don't worry, I will treat you twice as well in the future and shape your body into a more beautiful one." With that, he moved his fingers, lit a bright light in the warehouse, and got busy with his work.
Lu Guanzhong never sleeps, and he is busy all the time. Since he ran away from home, he has been living a life of hiding in Tibet, so he has a lot of eyes on everything, and has prepared water and dry food in this warehouse in advance, so that although he is busy, he is not hungry.
Two days later, he finally finished his masterpiece.
A tall, broad-chested, bulging belly man appeared in front of him, almost the size of three Lu Guanzhong.
This strong man looks burly, but in fact, his chest and abdomen are empty, and his whole body is only supported by hollow bamboo pipes, which can accommodate an integrated thin child to hide.
Strong men have hidden holes in their chests that allow them to observe the outside world and breathe freely.
The muscles and skin of the strong man are buried with the fire silk brought out by Xiao Jie from the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, this fire silk is a living thing, as long as it is usually soaked in sugar water to generate heat, Lu Guanzhong designed a set of techniques, through the fire silk can directly control muscle activity.
In other words, as long as the child hides in the tomb of the strong man, he can control the strong man to do anything without being recognized.
Lu Guanzhong called it "mobile camouflage".
"Hehehehe......" Lu Guanzhong let out an evil laugh, covered his forehead, and said to himself: "Lu Guanzhong, you are so handsome, you are still a genius, I am afraid of you, you are really evil and crazy, I don't know if you are serious and there is anyone in the world who can compare with you......"
After boasting about himself, he finally felt bored, stretched his waist, and said, "Okay, it's time to find a master!" After that, he took out an ice diamond from his arms and said secretly: "Fortunately, I begged Senior Sister Hongyan hard, and she rewarded me with one more, I want to think about it, how to use this thing?"
After fiddling with it for a long time, he called out to him repeatedly, and finally the ice diamond flashed, and Hong Yan's voice came out of it: "Min Shi? or Guan Zhong?"
"Senior sister, I'm Guan Zhong, where are you? I can't find you anywhere. Lu Guan Zhongxi said.
"I ...... With your master, he is now in the Meridian Valley. Hong Yan said.
"Meridian Valley ?!" Lu Guan Zhong's face turned pale immediately, although he acted willfully and boldly, he still had a lot of scruples about Meridian Valley.
"We're fine, we're heading north now, and we'll probably be in Xi'an soon...... But then we're going to the capital, I'm afraid I won't have time to see you!"
"Great, I'm also about to rush to the capital to participate in the Raushzi martial arts competition, and I want to ask Master to compete for me." Lu Guanzhong was overjoyed when he heard this.
Hong Yan burst out with a silver bell-like laugh and said, "Your master is estimated to have someone in the spot, and you may have to line up at that time." ”
"It's okay! Then you will wait for me in the capital, and you will be sure of it. Lu Guanzhong said confidently.
"A word is a certainty!" Hong Yan replied with a smile, and then the ice drill dimmed and was silent.
"Hehe, it's hilarious now. Lu Guanzhong thought of the grand occasion of the martial arts competition, and couldn't help rubbing his hands excitedly, trembling all over.
This Lu Guan Zhong was born with a monkey butt, and he drilled wherever there was excitement. The reason why he ran away from home was because he couldn't stand the rules and regulations in the ancestral rules and the so-called family mission. This time, he could have gone to the capital with Ye Withering and Hua Ci Compassion, and then joined Xiao Bei, but he knew that once he fell into the hands of the family, he would not be free, and maybe he would not even see Xiao Bei's face. That's why I decided to disguise myself and go to the capital by myself, only in this way can I have a good time as I like.