Liu Jiapeng hurriedly said: "We can find a reliable person to divide it." ”

Ding Yixiong thought seriously for a while, and then nodded: "Okay, that person won't be you anyway, so let's do it." ”

"......" Liu Jiapeng lowered his head in frustration.

Wang Chaodao: "Let's get all the Coke first." ”

All the colas were gathered together and lined up, this time everyone saw clearly, the words on the cola were dick, boyfriend, pervert, air, mother, good guy, pit goods and school bully.

Qin Cheng said: "In this way, let's determine a person's attributes together, and then that person will distribute the Coke to everyone in turn, what do you think?"

Everyone looked at each other, and finally Ding Yixiong leaned over and picked up a bottle of "good person" and put it in front of Qin Cheng, and said with a smile: "That person is you." ”

Qin Cheng was stunned when he heard this, but everyone nodded in agreement, and said in a loud voice: "So good, so good, if it is distributed by Qin Cheng, it will definitely be fair, just and open." ”

Damn it! I really owe my mouth to a child! Qin Cheng regretted it in his heart, and secretly said that I shouldn't have spoken just now, but now it's okay, I've put myself in the pit! At the same time, he also couldn't cry or laugh a little, and said in his heart, why do you want to give me a 'good person', this feels like being issued a good person card for no reason—and it was also by a group of men!

He knows very well in his heart that assigning names is very thankless, because sometimes the right name will displease the person concerned - such as assigning "Dick Silk" to Liu Jiapeng. But looking at everyone's expectant eyes, Qin Cheng couldn't refuse them, and when he was hesitating, he suddenly had an idea, regardless of whether the parties were dissatisfied, as long as others thought that they were fair, just and open!

Thinking of this, Qin Cheng had already made up his mind in his heart, so he said to everyone: "It's okay for me to distribute it, but I have one condition." ”

The crowd said, "You say." ”

Qin Cheng said: "For my distribution results, if everyone is satisfied, the parties cannot raise objections." ”

Everyone thought about it, and if everyone was satisfied, the result must not be much worse, so they nodded and said, "It's up to you." ”

Liu Jiapeng suddenly raised his hand and said, "I have something to say!"

Qin Cheng nodded and said, "You say." ”

Liu Jiapeng pointed at Xie Qin and said: "I think we should deprive this guy of the right to be allocated, and the last bottle will go directly to him regardless of whether it is suitable or not!"

Xie Qin frowned, and said in his heart, Liu Jiapeng, why do you keep doing this thing with me today?

Everyone pondered in their hearts for a while, Xie Qin already has three bottles of drinks, but he only has one bottle, which is also a girl's thank you gift, why is the gap so big! Well, it is really unfair for everyone to let him participate in the activity again, and it is completely inconsistent with the principle of fairness, justice and openness! Well, for the sake of principle, Brother Lingsheng must not be allowed to participate in the activity!

But these guys didn't think about sending water to the girls in the morning, and they didn't participate in it at all, and Tao Jian, the owner of the third bottle of water who was the only one who had a relationship, didn't care about fairness at all, and participated in the fun at all.

In this way, everyone in Gao Fengliang nodded in agreement: "What Liu Jiapeng said is very true, just follow him." ”

Damn! Xie Qin looked at them in disbelief, what happened to you today, why did you form a group to run on me!

Qin Cheng saw that everyone agreed, so he had to say helplessly: "Brother Lingsheng, since everyone said so, you can stay aside and watch." ”

Sechin sat to the side depressedly.

"First of all, it's the ...... of the big man" Qin Cheng picked up the eight bottles of Coke, and finally picked up the "Shi's mother" and handed it to Wang Chaoren, and said in his mouth, "Take it." ”

Wang Chaoren's expectant smile froze on his face, and everyone burst into laughter.

Qin Cheng didn't notice the change in Wang Chaoren's expression, and explained freely: "Because there is no 'long thing', I can only use this general, sorry......"

"Give me another one, bastard——!" Wang Superman yelled angrily.

"Oh, that's it," Qin Cheng didn't panic when he saw this, he didn't pay attention to him at all, but said to everyone, "The elder doesn't seem to be very satisfied with this result, what do you think?"

Everyone hung their heads and was silent, thinking about it carefully, this nickname ...... It seems to be really suitable for Wang Chaoren, but thinking so in my heart doesn't mean that I can say that, everyone looked at each other, and after a while, they came up with a non-(pushing) often (unloading) (responsibility) body (Ren) answer, so they pretended to be helpless and said: "No way, my lord, the rules are the rules, you better accept this setting......"

Wang Chaoren raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "You ......"

Qin Cheng said slowly: "According to the regulations, if everyone is satisfied with the distribution result, the parties cannot raise objections......

Wang Chaoren was speechless for a while, and then he reacted: It turns out that Qin Cheng just said that it was for this kind of time, it was too cunning! Although he figured out the joints and knew that he had fallen into the trap properly, he still said loudly unwillingly: "Obviously, there are better words than 'Shi'er Mom'!"

Everyone thought about it carefully, then shook their heads and replied in unison, "No." ”

Wang Chaoren hurriedly reminded (in fact, it can't be regarded as a prompt) and said: "For example, 'Xueba' or something......"

"What?" Qin Cheng was stunned for a moment, then smiled randomly, "If I'm not mistaken, Wang Chaoren, your high school entrance examination results seem to be outside the top five in the class, right?"

Wang Chaoren was speechless for a while: "Eh, this...... ...... indeed"

Qin Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "So the name Xueba has little to do with you......" As he spoke, he picked up the bottle of "Xueba" and handed it to Tao Jian, and said in his mouth, "Oh, Tao Bao, yours." ”

Tao Jian smiled and took it: "Thank you." ”

Tao Jian's high school entrance examination score ranked first in the class, and the name of the top student was indeed well-deserved, and even Wang Chaoren could only shake his head and sigh and admit it.

Qin Cheng looked at Liu Jiapeng's face, and then looked at the remaining bottles of Coke, his expression seemed to be very embarrassed, only to see his right hand raised and lowered several times, and finally slowly moved to ......

"Stop me!" Liu Jiapeng suddenly roared, startling everyone.

Everyone patted their chests and complained to him: "Why are you shocked!"

Liu Jiapeng shook his head vigorously, and shouted viciously to Qin Cheng: "Take your hand away!

Qin Cheng said embarrassedly: "That, actually, I have also thought about it carefully for a long time......

Liu Jiapeng stared at Qin Cheng with squinted eyes, and squeezed out a sentence from his mouth: "...... And you're going to give me this?"

Qin Cheng nodded helplessly: "Well, in the end, I still found that there is no term more suitable for you than 'Dick Silk'......"

Liu Jiapeng shouted: "I don't agree with !!"

Qin Cheng looked at everyone and asked with some hesitation, "What do you think?"

Everyone looked at each other and echoed: "There is indeed no word that is more suitable for Liu Jiapeng than 'Dick Silk'." ”

Qin Cheng shrugged his shoulders at Liu Jiapeng, meaning that you have also seen the opinions of the masses, and I can't help it, and then said leisurely: "According to the regulations, if everyone is satisfied with the distribution results......

Liu Jiapeng was furious: "You are too cunning!"

Wang Chaoren nodded secretly, you are right, Qin Cheng is indeed very cunning, but the name he assigned you is indeed very suitable for you.

Tao Jian looked at the angry Liu Jiapeng and the silent Wang Chaoren, smiling silently, this is the cleverness of Qin Cheng's strategy, although the "name" he assigned to each person may not be very satisfactory, but it is everyone's standard impression of the person, which makes it impossible for the party to join forces with others to raise objections, coupled with the condition mentioned by Qin Cheng earlier, the party can only knock out the front teeth and swallow it in the stomach, which is equivalent to isolating everyone.

And Wang Chao and Liu Jiapeng obviously haven't figured this out yet, they are dissatisfied with their own "names" on the one hand, and very satisfied with other people's "names" on the other.

Seeing that everyone had no objections, Qin Cheng knew that his strategy had succeeded for most of the time, and he was in a good mood, so he picked up the "pit goods" cola and handed it to Zang Zhichao: "Oh, yours." ”

Zang Zhichao took it with a smile and said, "Thank you." Then his expression became a little regretful, "Alas, it's a pity, it would be better if it was a 'pit star'......"

Everyone looked at him silently, as long as there is the word "star" ("pit star" is the abbreviation of pit star), it doesn't matter what the prefix is?

But the next assignment made Qin Cheng difficult: what about Ding Yixiong's nickname? His eyes wandered back and forth between Ding Yixiong and the remaining three bottles of Coke, boyfriend, air, pervert, ...... Which one to choose? Boyfriend obviously can't do it, and the air seems to be more suitable for Wu Pan (not a clerical error, it's a mistake by Qin Cheng);The third one...... Although it is very suitable, it is not suitable for him to say, thinking of this, Qin Cheng raised his hand and said:

"Ask for help from the sidelines!Which one do you think is more suitable for Ding Yixiong?"

Everyone was stunned when they suddenly heard Qin Cheng coming, and said in their hearts, what is there to ask for help from outside the field, isn't there a very suitable word...... No way!

They reacted immediately, and scolded Qin Cheng in their hearts, although this guy looks harmless to humans and animals, but in fact he has a bad stomach, and he actually threw this hot potato to everyone to pick it up, not to mention cunning!

Looking at the person concerned, Ding Yixiong still looked at them expectantly, which made everyone feel even more depressed, and said in their hearts, what can we expect from the name "pervert"? Or do you mean that this guy is not conscious at all, and is still looking forward to having a good name like "boyfriend"?