Zang Zhichao interjected dissatisfiedly: "No, what should I eat when the spicy strips are soaked in water?"

Wang Chaoren smacked him in the head again: "You idiot! Do you know what it means to sacrifice the small self to complete the big self! Do you know ......?" Next, Wang Chaoren's anger accumulated in the past few days completely exploded, only listening to his mouth gushing endlessly, and in the end he was completely ignorant, "Do you know what responsibility is! Do you know what responsibility is! Do you know what a sense of collective honor is! Do you know what the most important thing is in the army?"

"I know, I know, I know, I know, ......I know," Zang Zhichao was stunned by what he said, and subconsciously responded.

Wang Chaoren raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said in a fierce voice: "What is the most important thing? You tell me! What is the most important thing?"

Zang Zhichao thought about it seriously, and then replied honestly: "I don't know." ”

Wang Chaoren became even more angry and shouted: "I don't know what you say you know! Where have you listened to the instructor's teachings! It's discipline and the collective!"

"That," Qin Cheng raised his hand and interjected, "Sorry to disturb the two of you, but we seem to be off topic." ”

His reminder was like a basin of cold water, which directly extinguished Wang Chaoren's anger, only to see that this guy stayed for a while before gradually calming down, and then explained to everyone calmly: "I'm very sorry, I lost my temper, but I have an advantage in this person, that is, my emotions recover very quickly." ”

Ding Yixiong looked down at his watch, nodded and said, "It's very fast, it's only been three minutes." ”

"......" Wang Chaoren lowered his head in shame.

In view of the fact that Wang Chaoren's combat effectiveness dropped to a negative value in the double blow, the next "Brother Ringing Torture Conference" was presided over by Qin Cheng, the head of the 204th dormitory and who has always been known for his pacifism.

"Do you have any other options?"

Ding Yixiong said: "Sitting on the tiger chair and pouring chili pepper water are also a little ruthless, and I personally oppose it, and ...... I had a great idea. ”

Everyone looked at him, and Qin Cheng leaned over and said, "I want to hear about it." ”

Ding Yixiong said: "When we return to the dormitory at night, let's take an empty can of Chaoyang beer and put it on the windowsill, and then let Brother Lingsheng stand at the door of the bedroom, and then give him a bag of peanuts and throw it into the jar, if the jar is not full, he can't sleep." ”

The crowd didn't think so at first, but after thinking about it for a while, they all began to gasp.

"Damn!" Xie Qin was shocked and angry, "Your trick is worse than sitting on a tiger chair and pouring chili pepper water!"

Ding Yixiong shrugged his shoulders and said, "So you can be honest......"

"Report!" Zang Zhichao raised his hand and said, "I have an idea!"

"Please. Qin Cheng made a gesture, and then added, "If you don't give him water to drink, we won't adopt this plan." ”

Zang Zhichao smiled honestly and said, "Don't worry, it's definitely not that you don't give Brother Lingsheng water to drink, on the contrary......" He leaned forward and lowered his voice, "We can let him drink tap water......"

Everyone shuddered.

Xie Qin's expression was miserable: "Then I'll still not drink water." ”

Qin Cheng now remembered the scene of Zang Zhichao running to the toilet last night, and quickly waved his hand and said: "This idea is really tragic! Although Brother Lingsheng is a prisoner, we must also torture and ...... in accordance with the Geneva Treaty* and the principles of peace, humanity, and human rights."

(The Geneva Pacts are the general name for a series of international conventions for the protection of civilians and victims of war, and are considered an essential part of internationalist humanitarian law.) ）

Everyone listened impatiently and yawned. Seeing this, Qin Cheng had no choice but to hastily accept it, and asked again, "Do you have any better suggestions?"

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads, and to be honest, they really couldn't think of a more ruthless idea than letting Sechin drink tap water.

Qin Cheng nodded and said to Xie Qin, "Brother Lingsheng, do you plan to explain honestly, or do you plan to choose one of the above plans to execute?"

Xie Qin thought about it very seriously, then carefully sorted out the language, and finally replied cautiously: "First of all, I want to know what exactly you plan to ask me to explain. ”

...... What are we tossing for for so long? Everyone stared at Xie Qin, and Wang Chaoren suddenly stuck Xie Qin's neck and asked in a low voice, "Do you know what I want to do now?"

Xie Qin squinted at him: "Suicide?"

Wang Chaoren was furious: "It's murder!"

After listening to Xie Qin's explanation of what happened, Wang Chaoren, Ding Yixiong, and Tao Jian covered their faces together: Damn! This idiot did a stupid thing in the morning, and the impact lasted until the afternoon!

Liu Jiapeng stretched out his arms and grabbed Xie Qin's neck, and said in a low voice, "Do you know what I want to do now?"

Xie Qin looked at him expressionlessly, and said coldly: "It's boring for the old terrier to use it again." ”

Liu Jiapeng pinched his neck and shook it back and forth, shouting hysterically: "Why! Three bottles! Why are you the only one who got three bottles of drinks!!?"

Ding Yixiong kicked him in the back and said coldly: "Dick Silk Brain Supplement Male Quickly Disperse!"

Liu Jiapeng, who was kicked and staggered, trembled as if he had been hit by five thunderbolts, and suddenly the whole person collapsed to the ground, his eyes looked blankly ahead, and he muttered: "Don't you want to say it so ruthlessly......"

"Eh, there are words on the packaging of this Coke," Zang Zhichao, who had been squatting on the ground and looking at the two bags of drinks, suddenly found something, and as he spoke, he excitedly took out a bottle of Coke from one of the bags, looked at the words on it, and said, "This is written on it...... Dick, silk. ”

"Cough!" Liu Jiapeng, who was lying on the ground, almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood when he heard the sound, his body twitched, and then he moaned weakly, "This is fate...... Ahem... Xiaosheng probably... The number of lives is over......"

"Oh~ It's the new packaging of Cohule. Qin Cheng leaned over to Zang Zhichao's side and looked at the Cokes, then turned his head and smiled at everyone, "Let's each take a bottle and see what the words are, how about it?"

Hearing this, everyone nodded and agreed: "Okay, okay, it sounds like it's interesting." ”

Liu Jiapeng, who finally got up and sat on the ground, said weakly: "As long as you don't smoke the dick......"

Everyone took a bottle of Coke from the bag in turn according to the student number, and finally looked down at the words printed on the back of the cola package at the signal of Qin Cheng, the head of the dormitory.

"......" everyone was silent.

Only Xie Qin read out softly word by word: "Male... Friend... Friend. ”

Liu Jiapeng threw him to the ground: "Why are you a boyfriend!"

Xie Qin was suddenly thrown to the ground by Liu Jiapeng, and the Coke printed with "boyfriend" came out of his hand and fell to the ground. He was surprised for a while, and quickly pushed Liu Jiapeng away and stood up, but Liu Jiapeng turned over with a harrier, picked up the bottle of Coke on the ground, and then stood aside and looked at Xie Qin vigilantly.

Before Xie Qin could react, he asked a little blankly, "What are you doing here?"

Liu Jiapeng said angrily: "Hmph! I won't let you take the lead!"

Xie Qin was confused and asked rhetorically, "What are you talking nonsense?"

Qin Cheng frowned and said to Liu Jiapeng: "Hey, Liu Jiapeng, you are a foul!"

"This time it doesn't count!" Liu Jiapeng looked at the two bottles of Coke in his hand depressedly, one bottle said "boyfriend" on it, and the other bottle said "pit goods", how do you see that your luck is too bad! It must be the wrong way for me to take the bottle, Liu Jiapeng comforted himself so much, while waving two bottles and shouting to everyone: "Do it all over again!"

Wang Chaoren looked at him dissatisfied, and said in his mouth: "You toss those two bottles of Coke lightly!"

In the end, under Liu Jiapeng's strong suggestion, everyone gathered the eight bottles of Coke together, shuffled the order, and "drawn" again.

Everyone took the Coke in turn according to the student number, and finally looked down at the words on the Coke package under the signal of Qin Cheng, the head of the dormitory.

"Poof!" Liu Jiapeng's body shook, his head fell to the ground, and he muttered unwillingly, "'Dick Silk'...... Why is it a dick silk ......"

Zang Zhichao raised the Coke in his hand and smiled at everyone: "This time I got a 'boyfriend'~"

The clay note asked Xie Qin, "What is written on your Coke? ”

Xie Qin said: "Good man. ”

When Liu Jiapeng heard this, a carp immediately sat up and threw Xie Qin to the ground with lightning speed: "Why are you a good person!"

"What are you making a fuss about!" Xie Qin pushed him away and said angrily, "Then what should I be?"

Liu Jiapeng ignored him, snatched the "good guy" on the ground, and ran to the side angrily.

Even the title of "good person" has to be snatched, do you guys like to be issued a good person card by girls? Ding Yixiong looked at him speechlessly.

Wang Chaoren looked at the "pit goods" in his hand and was speechless, and asked everyone: "Hey, which of you has a 'squad leader' in your hand?"

Ding Yixiong shook the Coke in his hand and replied, "The squad leader doesn't have it, but there is one 'Shi'er Mom', do you want it?"

Wang Chaoren was furious: "Get out of the way!"

Ding Yixiong shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "I'm not lying......" He saw that everyone's mood was not very high, and suddenly he had an idea, raised his hand and proposed, "Since everyone is not very satisfied, then I have a proposal - how about we just gather the coke together and redistribute it according to everyone's settings?"

Everyone looked up at him together, and Liu Jiapeng took the lead in asking: "Then how can we ensure fairness, justice and openness?"

Ding Yixiong glanced at him and asked, "Do you have any good ideas?"

Liu Jiapeng hurriedly said: "We can find a reliable person to divide it." ”