Chapter 375: "Yours Is Female, Mine Is Male"
The little demon hurried out and asked through the door, "Who is the one who hit the door?"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "I am the grandfather invited by Zhu Ziguo, to save the mother of the Golden Saint Palace and return to China!"
The little demon went back and reported it truthfully. The fastest update Sai Tai Sui listened to it and walked to the harem.
The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace had just gotten up and had not yet freshened up, when she heard the maid come to report: "Grandpa is here." He hurriedly straightened his clothes and came out to greet him with his hair draped.
Sai Tai Sui entered the palace, sat down, and before he could speak, he heard the little demon report again: "That grandfather from Zhu Ziguo broke the door." ”
In front of the Golden Saint Palace, Sai Taisui was not angry, and asked with a smile on his face: "Niangniang, how many generals do you have in the court?"
The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace replied with a smile: "There are forty-eight guards and horses in the court, thousands of good generals, and countless marshals on the frontier. ”
Sai Tai Sui asked again: "Is there a surname other than that?"
"I'm in the palace, just to assist the king, restrain the concubines, and have a lot of foreign affairs, I don't remember my name!"
"This person calls himself grandfather, I think there is no surname in the hundred family surnames. Niang Niang is intelligent by nature, noble birth, lives in the palace, must be well-read, can you remember which book has this surname on it?"
"There is only a sentence in the thousand-character text 'Outside Fu Xun', presumably this is it. ”
Sai Taisui smiled: "It must be!
stood up, said goodbye to the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace, came to the skinning pavilion, draped neatly, lit up the demon soldiers, opened the door, held a Xuanhua axe in his hand, and shouted loudly: "Which is the grandfather from Zhu Ziguo?"
Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick in his right hand, and pointed at Sai Tai Sui with his left hand and said, "Good nephew, what is your grandfather's name?"
It turned out that he was taking advantage of his tongue, and Sai Taisui scolded angrily: "You guy, you look like a monkey, your mouth is like a monkey, three points are not like a human, seven points are like a ghost, and you dare to deceive people!"
Sun Wukong got cheap, and couldn't help laughing: "You foolish monster, you have no eyes! When I made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, the Nine Heavenly Gods saw me, without an old word, I didn't dare to call me, you called me grandfather, where did you lose it?"
Sai Tai Sui shouted angrily: "Quickly say your name, so as not to be a wronged ghost!"
Sun Wukong smiled: "If you want to ask my name, stand firm for me first, don't scare you." ”
"The biological parents are heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and the moon is a holy womb. The immortal stone has no age in its arms, and the spiritual root is very strange. Back then, I was born in Sanyangtai, and today it will be harmonious. He once gathered all the demons to be the handsome head, and he was able to descend to the monsters and worship the Dan Cliff. The Jade Emperor passed the decree, and the Tai Bai Xing held the edict. Please let me go to heaven to inherit the descendant, and the official seal is not happy. The original intention was to rebel and seek a cave, and boldly raise troops to make trouble. ”
"The king of Tota and the crown prince fought for a while. Venus replayed Emperor Xuanqiong, and then sent down an edict. Sealed as a true sage, it was called a pillar at that time. and because of the disruption of the Pan Tao Society, he caused a disaster by stealing Dan with wine. Taishang Laojun personally played and drove, and the Queen Mother of Xichi worshiped Yaotai. I know that I deceive the king, that is, to point the heavenly soldiers to issue fire cards. 100,000 fierce stars and evil yao, and the swords and halberds are densely arranged. The sky and the earth are covered with mountain cloth, and the sword and soldiers are all raised. There was no victory or defeat in a vicious fight, Guanyin recommended Erlang to come, and the two families were divided against each other, and he had Meishan brothers. ”
"The heroes have changed, and the three saints of Tianmen have opened the clouds. Lao Jun lost the golden steel sleeve, and the gods captured me to the golden level. There is no need for a detailed confession, and the offender will kill and kill the disaster. It is difficult to damage the life of the axe and hammer, and how can the sword and the sword hurt the heart! The fire and thunder are only like this, and there is no plan to destroy the long-lived fetus. Escorted to the Taiqing Doushi Hospital, the furnace was tempered and arranged. The date was met before the summit opened, and I jumped out of it. Holding this wishful stick, he turned over and hit the jade dragon platform. All the stars and elephants are hiding, making trouble in the heavenly palace and letting me be crooked. ”
"The inspector is busy inviting the Buddha, Shakya and I are talented. Do somersaults in the palm of your hand, and swim all over the week to come back. The Buddha made the prophet earn coaxing, and he was pressed against the cliff in the sky. For more than 500 years now, the micro-body has been liberated and obedient. The special protection Tang monk went to the Western Regions, and the Wukong walker understood it very well. Descend monsters on the western road, and that demon is not afraid!"
Sai Taisui heard that it was the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and shouted: "You turned out to be the guy who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, since you protect the golden cicada to learn scriptures, just follow your path, why do you want to be nosy, be a slave for Zhu Ziguo, and come to me to seek death!"
When Sun Wukong heard the name of the golden cicada, he thought about how the monster knew that the master's previous life was the golden cicada. Could it be that the more Sun Wukong thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes. He scolded: "You wretched! Ignorant of speaking! I was invited by Zhu Ziguo to give a big gift, the king called me a benefactor, my grandson is a thousand times higher than the throne, he respects him like a parent, and he does things like a god, how can you say the word slave! Don't run! Eat a stick from my grandfather!"
Sai Tai Sui dodged Sun Wukong's iron rod sideways, and came to meet him with a Xuanhua axe.
You see: the golden hoop wishful stick, the wind blade Xuanhua axe. One gritted his teeth and was fierce, and the other gnashed his teeth to exert might. This is the Monkey King descending to the earth, and the other is the monster king who came to the earth. The two clouds and mist shine on the Heavenly Palace, which is really a stone and sand shading mansion. It often comes and goes to solve a lot of numbers, and turns over and over again. Qi will do his best, and each will bet on his magical powers. This one wants to take the mother to the imperial capital, and the queen lives in the mountain dock. This time it was all for no reason, and he forgot his life because of the lord of the country.
The two fought for more than 50 rounds, and there was no winner or loser.
Seeing that he couldn't win, Sai Tai Sui took an axe to hold the golden hoop stick and said: "Sun Wukong, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you, but I haven't had breakfast today, and when I go back to eat, I will come and share a male and female with you." ”
Sun Wukong knew that he was going back to get the golden bell, so he accepted the golden hoop stick and said: "A good man doesn't chase rabbits." Go, go, eat, come out, and die!"
Sai Tai Sui turned around and ran into the harem, and said, "Bring the baby quickly!"
The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace was shocked: "What do you want the baby for?"
"The one who called the war in the morning was an apprentice of a monk who learned from the scriptures, called Sun Wukong, pretending to be his grandfather. I've been fighting him so far, no matter who wins or loses. I'm going to take the treasure out and set fire to this monkey's head." ”
The heart of the Golden Shenggong Niangniang jumped: if she didn't take out the bell, she was afraid that he would be suspicious, and if she took out the bell, she was afraid that she would hurt Sun Xingzhi's life.
was hesitating, Sai Tai Sui urged again: "Hurry up!"
The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace had no choice but to take the key and open the box, take out the golden bell and hand it to Sai Tai Sui. Sai Tai Sui took it and walked out.
The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace didn't know that the real bell had been stolen by Sun Wukong, and when she saw Sai Tai Sui taking the golden bell out to beat Sun Wukong, she couldn't help but be sad, sitting at the table and crying, worried that Sun Wukong was dead and no one would help her out.
Sai Tai Sui took the golden bell in his hand, and his courage was also strong, he got out of the hole, chose a place with the upper hand, and shouted: "Sun Wukong, don't run, watch me shake the bell!"
Sun Wukong smiled: "You have a bell, I don't have a bell?
Sai Tai Sui was suspicious: "What bell do you have, take it out and show it to me!"
Sun Wukong accepted the golden hoop stick, untied a string of three golden bells from his waist, and said with a smile in his hand: "This is not my purple gold bell?"
Sai Tai Sui was startled when he saw it, and said in his heart: "How can his bell be exactly the same as mine?" Even if it is cast in a mold, there are different polishes, and there must be multiple scars, less scars, how can it be exactly like this?
Looking up, looking down and looking again, I couldn't help but ask, "Where did you get that bell?"
Sun Wukong asked rhetorically: "Good nephew, where did you get that bell?"
Sai Tai Sui was originally honest, and he didn't care about being taken advantage of at the moment, and said honestly: "My bell was refined in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun. ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "Lao Sun's bell is also from there." ”
"How is it the same as mine?"
"It looks the same, but it's actually different, Daozu burns Dandoushi Palace, and the golden bell is refined in the furnace. Two or three are like six cycle treasures, yours is female, mine is male. ”
"The purple gold bell is a golden pill treasure, and it is not a bird or beast, how can it still be divided into male and female? As long as the treasure is shaken, it is good!" Sai Tai Sui didn't want to say any more, and wanted to ring the bell to set off fireworks.
"Words have no evidence, seeing is believing, let you shake first. Sun Wukong didn't know how to use the golden bell, so he asked Sai Tai Sui to try it first, and he watched with wide eyes.
Sai Taisui held the string of three golden bells in his left hand, picked up the first one with his right hand, and shook it at Sun Wukong three times, but he didn't see the fire coming out. He was a little anxious, picked up the second one, and shook it three times at Sun Wukong, but he didn't see the smoke coming out, and his face became a little silly. I shook the third one three times, but I didn't see the yellow sand spraying out.
This time he was completely panicked, and shouted in his mouth: "It's weird! It's weird! The world has changed! The bell is also afraid of the inside, and the male will not come out when he sees the female!"
Sun Wukong trembled with laughter and said, "Good nephew, stop, I'll shake it for you!"
Sun Wukong grabbed the three golden bells and shook them violently.
!!!
Red fire, green smoke, and yellow sand erupted together, enveloping a radius of 300 zhang, as if it had reached a mountain of flames!
Sun Wukong didn't stop doing anything, recited a spell in his mouth, and shouted to the ground: "The wind comes!"
Suddenly the wind rises, the wind helps the fire, the fire helps the wind, the red flames, the black and dreary, the golden, the sky is full of fireworks, and the yellow sand is everywhere!
Wukong bluffed Nasai Tai Sui into a disillusionment, and there was no way out, and in the fire, he thought how to escape to save his life!
Suddenly, Wukong heard someone shouting in mid-air, "Wukong!
Wukong hurriedly turned his head and looked at the source of the voice, which turned out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, holding the net bottle in his left hand and the willow in his right hand, slowly sprinkled the nectar of the jade net bottle to put out the fire.
Sun Wukong thought that he couldn't see this treasure by the Bodhisattva, otherwise he would be taken away by Taishang Laojun again when he was like two demons of gold and silver.
Wukong hurriedly hid the purple gold bell around his waist and bowed down with his palms together.
Guanyin Bodhisattva connected the willow branches in his hand, dipped a few points of nectar, and for a while, the fireworks were gone, and the yellow sand was extinct.
Wukong hurriedly kowtowed and thanked: "I don't know that the Bodhisattva is in the world, there is a loss, and I see the cold." Dare to ask where the Bodhisattva is going?"
The Bodhisattva shook his head and saw Sun Wukong's trick just now, and said slowly: "I came to find this monster specially." ”