I only heard the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace crying softly and talking: "Lord, I have been separated from you for three years, and I miss you every day, you asked Elder Sun to come to the rescue, and now that Elder Sun is also dead, when will we be able to meet?"

It turned out that she thought that Sun Wukong was dead, and no one could save her back.

Sun Wukong crawled behind the root of her ear and whispered: "Holy Palace Niangniang, don't be afraid. I am Elder Sun, and I didn't die, but the golden bell was taken back by the demon king again, and I was so guarded against it that I refused to open the door, and I couldn't get out. You go and coax him and coax him to sleep, so that I can get out and find a way to save you." ”

When the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace heard someone talking, but she didn't see anyone, she was so frightened that her heart was numb, and she raised her head and looked left and right: "Are you a human or a ghost now?"

"I'm not human, I'm not a ghost, I'm a fly here. Don't be afraid, go and invite the demon king, right?"

"Don't fool me. Jin Shenggong shook his head in disbelief.

"How could I fool you? If you don't believe me, spread your hands and I'll jump down and show you. ”

The Golden Saint Palace Niangniang opened her left hand and spread it in front of her eyes, and Sun Wukong flew down lightly and landed on her white jade-like palm, as if a black dot had fallen on a lily.

Seeing that there was indeed a fly, the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace moved her jade palm closer and asked, "Divine monk?"

"Yes! Sun Wukong hummed and agreed.

The lady of the Golden Saint Palace believed it at this time, and said softly: "I'll invite him here, what are you going to do?"

"The ancients said: The only thing that can ruin a life is wine. And he said, "Break all things without wine." Wine has many uses. Invite him to come, drink with him, and call one of your personal maids in to show me, and I will become the maid and serve by the side, and I will do it. ”

The lady of the Golden Saint Palace called out according to her words: "Chunjiao?"

A beautiful woman with a jade-faced vixen came out from behind the screen, came over and knelt down: "I don't know, what did Niangniang call me for?"

"Go and tell them to light the lamps and burn the musk, and help me to the front, and ask the king to come and sleep." ”

Chun Jiao responded, and called out seven or eight deer girls and fox girls to the back, lit two pairs of lanterns, and burned two furnaces of musk. Sun Wukong flew over, landed on the head of the jade-faced fox girl, blew a breath, and gently blew a sleepy insect into her nostrils.

Chunjiao only felt sleepy, unable to stand, just wanted to close her eyes and sleep, so she went back to her own room, fell asleep on the bed. Sun Wukong flew over, changed his body, turned into a spring girl, turned the screen and stood with the other maids.

The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace went out to invite Sai Tai Sui, and a little demon saw it and went to report to Sai Tai Sui: "King, Niang Niang is here!"

Sai Tai Sui hurriedly walked out of the skinning pavilion to greet him. The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace greeted Sai Tai Sui, and said with a tender face: "O king, the fireworks are out, the thief is gone, it's late at night, please go back to the room and sleep peacefully." ”

Sai Taisui was full of joy: "Niangniang is precious, the thief just now is Sun Wukong." He defeated my vanguard, killed my junior colonel, and became a coming-and-coming, deceiving us, and we searched like this, but we couldn't find a trace, so we were uneasy. ”

"That guy should have escaped, don't worry about it, go to bed first." The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace said softly.

Seeing that the Golden Sacred Palace was standing beside him, Sai Tai Sui didn't dare to shirk it anymore, so he had to tell the little demons to be careful of the fire candles and beware of thieves, and the two walked to the harem.

Sun Wukong's pretended to be Chunjiao, and followed the maids on both sides to greet him.

After entering the door, the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace invited Sai Taisui to sit down, and ordered: "Bring wine and food to relieve the king's worries." ”

Sai Tai Sui also smiled: "Exactly, bring the wine quickly, I will surprise the mother." ”

Fake Chunjiao and the maids served vegetables, fruits, cakes, meat, wine and dishes, and poured two glasses of wine with a wine jug.

The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace picked up a glass of wine to salute Sai Tai Sui, and Sai Tai Sui also took a glass to salute the Golden Sacred Palace, and the two smiled and exchanged wine glasses. Sai Tai Sui was dry, and he smiled. Jin Shenggong also pursed his lips and drank a glass of wine slowly.

Fake Chunjiao held the wine jug next to her, poured it full for the two of them, and said: "The king and the mother only drank a glass of wine tonight, please have another glass and make a double happiness cup." ”

The two of them laughed and drank dry again.

Fake Chunjiao Sun Wukong called again: "The king is happy, the maids will sing fast, and the dancers will dance." ”

The maids sang and danced to cheer up Sai Tai Sui and the Golden Sacred Palace. The two of them took advantage of the excitement and drank a lot of wine, and when they saw that it was almost over, the Golden Sacred Palace asked the maids to stop singing and dancing and go outside to serve.

The maids went out, and only Sun Wukong was holding a wine jug next to him and kept pouring wine. The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace is tender, a cloud and rain, and she says some love words between husband and wife. Sai Tai Sui is smoky, only feels soft bones and muscles, lustful heart, but unfortunately there is no blessing, can not touch the body, it is really a cat bite urine empty joy!

The two talked for a while and laughed for a while, and the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace asked, "King, the baby is not damaged, right?"

"This treasure is a congenital forged thing, where is it damaged? It's just that the thief ripped open the cotton and burned the leopard skin baggage. ”

"How do you clean it up?"

"You don't have to clean it up, I'll carry it around my waist. ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, his eyes rolled, and he had a plan, plucked out a handful of hairs, gently approached Sai Tai Sui, put the hairs on him, blew a breath, and turned into many lice, fleas, and bed bugs, burrowed into Sai Tai Sui's clothes, and lay on his skin to bite indiscriminately.

Sai Tai Sui was drinking happily, suddenly itching in pain, the smile on his face froze, he looked at the mother of the Golden Saint Palace, and reached under his clothes to scratch the itch with some embarrassment. After grabbing it for a long time, I pinched out a few lice with my fingers, and approached the lights to watch.

When the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace saw it, she knew that it was Sun Wukong's trick, and hurriedly said shyly and considerately: "King, I only blame the concubine for losing her wife's way, not serving well, and her clothes haven't been washed for a long time, so she has grown this thing." ”

Sai Tai Sui was ashamed: "Niangniang, I have never grown this thing, I didn't expect to make a fool of myself in front of Niangniang today." ”

"Where is the king's foolishness?" said the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace, "As the saying goes, the emperor also has three lice." Take off your clothes, and I'll catch you." ”

Sai Tai Sui took off his clothes happily. When I took off my coat, I saw that it was densely packed with lice, fleas, and big bugs, like ants coming out of a nest, and all of them were on my clothes. The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace was also shocked when she saw it, and Sai Taisui was also puzzled when she saw it.

When I took off the third piece of clothing, I saw the flesh, revealing a golden bell, and there were countless bed bugs and lice on it.

Sun Wukong pretended to be a fake Chunjiao and said next to him: "King, there are a lot of bells, bring them to me to catch them." ”

When Sai Tai Sui was ashamed and panicked, he was defenseless, and he didn't argue whether it was true or false, so he took off the golden bell and handed it to Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong held the golden bell in his hand, catching lice and bedbugs, and peeking at Sai Tai Sui with his eyes.

Seeing Sai Tai Sui bowing his head and shaking the fleas on his clothes, Sun Wukong turned his right hand and hid the golden bell on himself, and his left hand had already plucked a hair, turning into an identical string of three golden bells, and pretending to catch lice in his hand.

After catching it for a long time, the lice and bedbugs on the clothes were caught and shaken clean, and Sai Tai Sui began to put on clothes. Sun Wukong's body twisted and trembled, turned lice, bed bugs, and fleas into hairs and returned them to his body, and handed the fake golden bell back to Sai Tai Sui.

Sai Tai Sui took the golden bell, didn't look at the authenticity, held it with both hands, and handed it to the mother of the Golden Saint Palace: "Niangniang, this time you have to put it away, be careful, don't be like last time." ”

The lady of the Golden Sacred Palace took it, gently opened the suitcase, put away the false bell, locked it with a golden lock, and came to drink a few glasses of wine with Sai Tai Sui, and instructed the maid: "Spread the bed and make the quilt, I will sleep with the king." ”

When Sai Taisui heard it, Nuo Nuo said repeatedly: "No blessing! No blessing! I don't dare to accompany you, I still take a palace maid to sleep in the West Palace, and the mother please sleep in peace." ”

The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace pretended to be reluctant, said a few words of peaceful sleep, and sent Sai Tai Sui away.

Sun Wukong stole the golden bell, couldn't help but be overjoyed, showed his true appearance, collected the sleepy insect on Chunjiao's body, and walked to the front door. At this time, the sound of the watch has been three watches. Sun Wukong made a stealth method, came to the door, saw that the door was locked tightly, took out the golden hoop stick and pointed at the door, and used the unlocking method, and the door opened gently.

Sun Wukong slipped out of the door, turned around, and shouted at the door: "Sai Tai Sui!

After screaming two or three times in a row, the little demons guarding the door woke up, and when they opened their eyes, the door opened!

In a panic, he quickly lit the lamp to find the lock, locked the door again, and sent out a few little demons to run in and report: "King! Someone called the king outside the gate, saying that he wanted the golden saint Niangniang!"

The maid in the West Palace heard the call outside, came out and whispered, "Don't shout, the king is asleep." ”

The little demon didn't dare to shout anymore, so he had to walk back to guard the door. Sun Wukong saw that there was no movement inside the door, and called a few more times. The little demons just pretended to be deaf and dumb and ignored the color. Sun Wukong called three or four more times, but the little demons didn't dare to report it.

Sun Wukong was shouting outside, and before he knew it, the sky was bright, and he was on fire for a while, and he beat the door with a golden hoop stick. The little demons inside were so frightened that the top door of the top door reported the news.

Sai Tai Sui was in a good mood last night, holding a palace maid in his arms, imagining that it was the mother of the Golden Saint Palace, and after half the night, he woke up at this time, heard the noise outside, pushed away the palace maid on his body, sat up and asked, "What are you shouting outside?"

When the maids and maids saw that he was awake, they hurried over and dressed him, and told him the situation:

"Grandpa, I don't know who shouted and cursed outside the cave for half the night, and now he is banging on the door again. ”

Sai Taisui's heart was on fire, and he walked out of the palace gate in his clothes.

A few little demons who were waiting outside to spread the news saw that the king had come out, so they hurriedly kowtowed and said, "My lord! In the middle of the night, someone outside shouted and scolded the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace! We didn't dare to worry about the king's sleep, so he said many ugly things." When it was dawn, seeing that the king had not yet come out, he began to knock on the door. ”

Sai Taisui suddenly thought of Dao Zu, what he had said to him, could it be him, and hurriedly asked: "Don't open the door in a hurry, you go and ask him where he came from, what is his name, come and report back!"