Zhu Bajie said again: "There are four of us in a group, the master is going to change Guan Wen, and the three of us are resting and waiting in the same hall." My brother tricked me and went back to the museum first. ”

The old eunuch turned his head and said, "Captain, don't pull him, let's go to the hall to see, and we'll know!"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "You two grandmothers are still sensible." ”

The lieutenants squinted their eyes and said, "You monk, you really don't know how to look at people! Obviously you are your father-in-law, why did you call your grandmother?"

Zhu Bajie laughed and said: "Don't be ashamed! You guys are the opposite of yin and yang! The two of them spoke sharply and softly, obviously they were old women, and they didn't call them mothers-in-law and grandmothers, but called him father-in-law!"

Only then did everyone know that Zhu Bajie was joking, seeing that he was the one who exposed the emperor's list, and he had some courage, he didn't dare to come to deal with him, and urged: "Stop playing tricks!

Zhu Bajie raised his legs and left, and those who gathered around to watch the excitement, as many as one or two hundred, followed him, and walked with the twenty-four eunuchs and school captains, shouting and making trouble, and walked towards the hall.

When he arrived at the door, Zhu Bajie stopped and said loudly: "Everyone, stop, let me tell you, my senior brother is not as easy to talk as me, you can joke about it, he is a strong and serious person." When you see it, you must make a big salute and call him Master Sun, so that he can give face. Otherwise, he would have changed his face, and he wouldn't have been able to do it!"

The eunuchs and lieutenants agreed: "If your senior brother is really capable and heals the king well, he should also have half of the country, and we should bow down." ”

Those who were watching the excitement were all stopped at the door, and Zhu Bajie led more than 20 eunuchs and lieutenants into the hall.

Sun Wukong was in the guest room, laughing and talking to Monk Sha about the unveiling, Zhu Bajie rushed forward, complaining and exclaiming: "You are really a good person! Lie to me and say that you will buy somen noodles, baked cakes, and steamed buns for me to eat, but they are all fake! Instead, they made a whirlwind, revealed what kind of emperor list, secretly carried it in my arms, and made a fool of me! What a good brother!"

Sun Wukong smiled: "You idiot, you must have taken the wrong path and gone somewhere else." I passed the Drum Tower, bought spices, and came back to look for you, but I didn't find it, so I came back first, where did I reveal the emperor's list?"

Zhu Bajie turned around and pointed with his hand: "Now the officials who are watching the list are also here!"

Zhu Bajie ran in first to get angry, those eunuch captains just walked in the door at the moment, and when they saw Zhu Bajie greeting with his hand, they hurriedly stepped forward, knelt down and bowed to Sun Wukong, and said in unison: "Master Sun, today is really my king's fate, God sent the lord down to earth, please show your hands and cure my king's illness, Jiangshan Sheji and the master will divide it equally!"

When Sun Wukong saw them coming, he put away his joking look with Zhu Bajie, took the list from Zhu Bajie's hand seriously, and said to everyone: "Are you the officials who watch the list?"

The eunuchs kowtowed and said, "The slaves and maids are the ministers of the ceremonial eunuchs, and these are the captains of the brocade clothes." ”

"I revealed this list of doctors, so I asked my junior brother to bring you to see me. As the saying goes: medicine is not sold, and illness is not treated. Since your king is sick, go and ask your king to invite me personally, and I will naturally have the ability to get rid of the disease!"

The eunuchs and captains were surprised and delighted. "He who speaks loudly must have real skills!"

A lieutenant said, "We let half of the people accompany the holy monks here, and let the other half go into the court to start playing." ”

Immediately, four eunuchs and six lieutenants returned to the palace, hurriedly, without waiting for the summons, and went straight into the palace, playing: "Long live, great joy!"

The king and the golden cicada were chatting after eating, and when they heard this, they hurriedly said, "Where does the joy come from?"

The eunuch played: "The slave maid and others took out the list of recruiting doctors in the morning, and hung it under the drum tower, there is a holy monk who learned scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, called Elder Sun, he unveiled the list, and now he is in the same hall, and I want my king to invite him personally, he has the ability to get rid of the disease, and he is here to play!"

The king was overjoyed and asked Jin Chanzi, "How many senior disciples does the mage have?"

The golden cicada clasped his palms together and replied, "The poor monk has three stubborn disciples. ”

The king asked, "Which of the great disciples is proficient in medicine?"

Jin Chanzi didn't know what kind of medicine Sun Wukong's gourd was selling, so he had to tell the truth: "Don't tell Your Majesty, my recalcitrant people are all mediocre people in the mountains, and they will only pick and lead the poor monks to walk through mountains and rivers." Or when you go to a dangerous place, you can subdue demons and eliminate demons, but none of them can know the properties of the medicine. ”

The king shook his head in disbelief and asked, "Why should the mage be modest? If the master disciple doesn't know medical skills, how can he expose my list and ask the widow to greet him in person?

The herald said, "All Aiqing, the widow is weak and has no strength, so he does not dare to take the chariot, so you will go to the guild hall for the widow and ask Elder Sun to come and see me." When you see him, don't be despised, call him a god monk and an elder, and see him as a prince and a minister!"

The ministers received the decree and came to the hall together with the eunuchs and captains. Outside the guest room, arrange order, and pay homage to Sun Wukong as a monarch and a minister.

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha didn't dare to accept this big gift, so they all got up and avoided. Sun Wukong sat in the middle and did not move.

"This monkey, looking for death? Why do so many officials pay a big salute, but he neither returns the salute nor stands up!" Zhu Bajie hid in the next room and complained secretly.

After a while, the ministers finished worshipping, fell to the ground and said: "Tell the monk Elder Sun, we are all the courtiers of King Zhu Zi, according to the will of my king, with the etiquette of the monarch and ministers, to pay homage to the monks, and please come into the palace to see my king's medical treatment." ”

Only then did Sun Wukong stand up and say to the ministers: "Why didn't your king come?"

"Our king is weak and has no strength, so he doesn't dare to take the ride, so he ordered the ministers and others to perform the salute on behalf of the king and invite the monks!"

Sun Wukong reluctantly said: "Since this is the case, you lead the way in front, and I will go with you." ”

The ministers arranged their ranks according to their ranks, and walked out of the door in groups.

Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong was dressed and was about to go out, so he hurriedly came over and shouted: "Brother Monkey, don't tell us!"

Sun Wukong smiled: "I won't tell you guys, I just want you two to collect medicine for me." ”

"What kind of medicine?" Monk Sha was puzzled and hurriedly asked.

"Whenever someone comes to give me medicine, you will take it as it is, and when I come back, I will use it!"

Sun Wukong walked out of the door and entered the court with all the courtiers to meet the king. The courtiers who walked in front went first to start the king.

The king rolled up the beaded curtain and asked, "Which one is the Divine Monk Elder Sun?"

Sun Wukong stepped forward and said in a loud voice: "Lao Sun is." ”

When the king heard the fierce voice, and saw his ugly appearance, he trembled and fell on the dragon's chair. The eunuchs and maids on both sides hurriedly picked up the king and hid in the harem.

The king regained his breath and shouted, "I'm scared to death!" and thought to himself, "Master is such a rich person, why is the apprentice so ugly?"

Seeing that the king was frightened, the officials outside blamed Sun Wukong and said, "You monk, why are you so rude, how dare you expose the emperor's list?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "You blame me wrongly. I say to you, if you neglect people like this, your king's sickness will not be cured for a thousand years. ”

"How long can you live in life, and how can you say that a thousand years is not good?" asked one of the courtiers.

Sun Wukong said again: "He is a sick king now, he is a sick ghost when he dies, and he will still be a sick person if he is reincarnated, isn't it not good for a thousand years?"

"You monk, you really don't know how to be polite! How dare you talk nonsense like this!"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "It's not nonsense, you all listen to me: the medical method is subtle, and there must be a spin in your heart." The first is to look at his complexion, moisturize, fat, lose weight and sleep, the second is to hear the sound of clarity and turbidity, listen to his true words and wild words, the third is to ask the pathogen for a few days, how to eat and drink, and how to make a bowel movement; the fourth is to cut the pulse and clear the meridians, and what is the fate of the ups and downs. Your king is in the harem, don't come out, don't let me not look at it, don't think about it, this disease can be cured!"

There was an official from the Tai Hospital among the ministers of civil and military affairs on both sides, who listened to Sun Wukong's words and came out and said: "This harmony also makes sense, even if the gods see a doctor, they should also look forward to hearing and asking, what he said is completely in line with medical theory, and maybe there is really a magic hand for rejuvenation." ”

When the ministers heard what the medical officer had said, they sent the eunuchs into the harem and told the king. "Long live, Elder Sun said, you have to look at what you hear before you can see a doctor and take medicine. ”

The king didn't want to see Sun Wukong again, so he slept on the dragon bed, and said weakly: "Let him go!

The eunuch came out of the palace and said to Sun Wukong: "Then monk, my king has a decree to tell you to go, my king doesn't want to see the living." ”

Sun Wukong had no intention of leaving, and said: "If you can't see the face of the living, there is a way, I will hang the silk to diagnose the pulse." ”

The ministers became excited again and discussed together: "We have only heard of the pulse of the suspensory wire, but we have never seen it, and then we will go to play and play!"

The Imperial Supervisor entered the palace again and played: "Long live, that Elder Sun said that he could not meet, he would hang the silk to diagnose the pulse!"

The king thought to himself: The widow has been sick for three years, and he has not tried to diagnose the pulse of the suspensory wire, so it is better to believe it than to believe that it is not. He commanded the eunuch, "Announce him in." ”

The eunuch came out and preached: "Long live has promised him to diagnose the pulse of the silk silk, and quickly invite Elder Sun to enter the palace for a consultation." ”

Sun Wukong asked the eunuch to lead the way in front and walked up to the treasure hall, and when the golden cicada saw him coming, he scolded with a smile: "You monkey, you hurt me!"

Sun Wukong smiled: "Good master, I'm giving you a strong momentum, why do you say that I hurt you?"

Jin Chanzi scolded: "You have been with me for the past few years, where have you been cured? You don't even know the properties of medicine, and you haven't read medical books, how dare you dare to venture into this catastrophe!"

Sun Wukong still smiled: "Master, you don't know. I have a few home remedies that can cure serious diseases, and I guarantee that I can cure him well. Even if the doctor dies, he can only ask a quack doctor for murder, and he doesn't deserve to die, what are you afraid of! It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you sit down first and see how my pulse is. ”