Chapter Twenty-Nine: Useless Cocks
As soon as the loudspeaker of the village committee broadcast, the news of Yu Tingwei's purchase of eggs soon spread throughout Lilac Village.
In the countryside, who hasn't raised a few chickens, when they heard that there was such a high price to buy eggs, everyone rushed to take the eggs at home to the chicken farm to find Yu Tingwei for money.
Soon, a bunch of people gathered in front of the chicken farm, everyone carried baskets and baskets, holding their eggs, waiting for Yu Tingwei to exchange money.
Yu Dabao and Liu Qing looked at the fact that they could get so many fresh and reliable eggs without destroying them without much effort, and they couldn't keep their mouths together.
"Is it really fake to say it's four cents a seeding egg?"
"That's right, we've got all the eggs, so let's change them quickly!"
"It's just, change it, it's not a lie. ”
......
Everyone was clamoring and shouting.
"Be quiet, please be quiet now," Yu Tingwei moved a chair and stood on it, "I'll change it for everyone now, but I have two requirements to say before I change it." ”
"Say, say it quickly, everyone can't wait. ”
"Okay, okay," Yu Tingwei made a quiet gesture and continued, "First, make sure that the eggs you exchange must be eggs, and second, make sure that they are fresh eggs from the last two weeks. ”
"Don't worry, it's guaranteed!
At this time, the anxious urging of the villagers came from the crowd.
"Okay, okay, everyone, don't be impatient. Yu Tingwei reassured everyone again, "Let's line up first, and after a while, we will go to Yu Dabao's side to register, and all qualified fresh eggs will be guaranteed to cost four cents for each egg, and then go to Liu Qing to receive the money." Listen, if you don't have a rooster at home, don't bring the eggs, so as not to waste everyone's feelings. ”
"Hahaha......"
Yu Tingwei's last sentence caused everyone to burst into laughter.
Everyone understands that you can't fertilize a hen without a rooster, and an unfertilized egg can't be a breeding egg.
Under Yu Tingwei's organization and arrangement, everyone lined up in an orderly manner to change eggs. Basically, every family can change twenty or thirty eggs and earn ten or eight yuan.
After shouting at everyone to change the eggs, Meng Dafu rushed back again, such a scene naturally could not be without him, so that the villagers knew that this way to make money was still won by him for everyone.
Seeing Meng Dafu put on a posture of a common man's parents and officials in front of the villagers to ask for merit and reward for himself, Yu Tingwei smiled disdainfully, she didn't care, anyway, she just received enough good eggs for herself, and the others had nothing to do with her.
"Xiaofeng, you dead girl, white-eyed wolf! Don't tell your family about such a good thing. ”
I saw that Yu Laosi also came with a basket and scolded and scolded, followed by Mrs. Yu, Mrs. Yu's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and Yufen of Yu's second family, who also carried a basket on their elbows.
Yu Tingwei glanced at Yu Laosi with disgust, "You are really dirty, do you feel uncomfortable if you don't scold me for a day?"
"Fourth, this big treasure has built a chicken farm, our old Yu family is also a family with a head and a face in this village, you have to pay attention when you talk outside in the future, you can't lose the face of our old Yu family. ”
Hearing Yu Tingwei's dissatisfaction, Mrs. Yu hurriedly stepped forward to play a round.
Yu Tingwei snorted coldly and turned her head, her face was really thick enough.
"Oh, our Dabao is amazing, let's go, go over and find Dabao to change eggs. ”
Mrs. Yu saw that Yu Tingwei didn't want to see herself and this big family, so she sneered and said, leading these people to find Yu Dabao directly.
Over there, Yu Dabao was busy collecting eggs, and saw that these people in his own family also came to join in the fun, "Milk, eldest aunt, second aunt, what are you doing here?" Yu Dabao glanced at his own few strange things, "Forget if others earn this money, our own family members also come to fight for this money, isn't this a joke?"
In Yu Dabao's view, they are all a family, especially Yu Laosi, and this kind of egg should be levied for free for chicken farms.
"What is this called?" Yu Laosi blew his beard and glared, "What's the matter? Other people's eggs are eggs, but ours is not, our eggs are the purest!"
"I didn't mean that," Yu Dabao couldn't laugh or cry, "Dad, we are a family, just a dozen eggs, you either take them home and keep them for us to eat, or give them directly to our chicken farm, what's the matter with you to exchange money?
"I said Dabao, why is this inappropriate? Our eggs are not blown by the wind, do you say that you will still be able to share half of our money when you earn money in the future?"
Tong Min shouted in a sharp voice, let her give it for nothing, and think about it beautifully.
"Yes, eldest nephew, you see that the second aunt's eggs are usually reluctant to eat and save," Yufen smiled and stepped forward and said, "Look at it, or if you give us a cheaper price, we will exchange it at the market price, three cents, and we will earn less, and we should support you to start a business." ”
"That's not good, why do people have four cents, but if we are born to the old Yu family, we have three cents. ”
Cao Ping didn't give in and stepped forward to argue.
"You ......" Yu Dabao was angry, obviously a family, why are you so careful, "What I said doesn't count, you want to change, find our field director!"
"Captain, aren't you the field manager?"
Mrs. Yu blinked a pair of cloudy eyes and looked at her eldest grandson with a serious face.
"I am the field director, Xiaofeng is the field director of this chicken farm. ”
Yu Dabao thought it was funny, if it weren't for Yu Tingwei and Zhang Luo, what could he do with Yu Dabao.
"Brother, I'll give them four cents in exchange. ”
Yu Tingwei really couldn't stand these people responding to herself here, so she thought about sending them away quickly, and said directly to Yu Dabao.
"Really changed?" Yu Dabao said unhappily, "It's all a family anyway." ”
"My brother still has to settle the account, just count it according to four cents, and besides, if we make money, it really doesn't matter to them. ”
After Yu Tingwei said this, Mrs. Yu and Yu Laosi's faces changed again and again, and they always felt as if they had lost a lot of money.
According to what Yu Tingwei said, Yu Laosi, Yu Laosi, and Yu Laoer's family all exchanged a lot of money.
After changing the eggs, Mrs. Yu wanted to visit the chicken farm, Yu Tingwei didn't care, Yu Dabao and Liu Qing were busy, so the concubines accompanied Mrs. Yu to visit.
"Everyone's eggs can be changed, why can't my eggs be changed!"
"We all said in advance, we want excellent eggs, Aunt Five, your eggs are obviously not up to standard. ”
There is still an endless stream of villagers changing eggs here, Yu Tingwei is maintaining order while counting the number of eggs currently purchased, when she hears another noise from Yu Dabao's side.
Yu Tingwei frowned and walked over, only to see that the fifth aunt next door was arguing with Yu Dabao with her waist.
"Why am I not qualified for this kind of egg? I have six hens at home, each of them lays eggs, and the rooster also has it, why don't you accept my eggs?"
Hearing the reason, Yu Tingwei paced in front of Aunt Wu, picked up an egg in Aunt Wu's basket and looked at it, "Aunt Wu, don't be angry, you do have a ...... rooster at home"
"If you have a rooster, you won't have it, why don't you hurry up and let Dabao collect this egg. ”
Without waiting for Yu Tingwei to finish speaking, Yu Laosi was forking his mouth on the side, Yu Laosi was waiting for Mrs. Yu and them, and they had nothing to do to watch the excitement, and they happened to meet the fifth aunt, and the two of them were eyebrows.
Yu Tingwei saw that Yu Laosi was speaking for the fifth aunt, and she was even more indignant for Xiu'e, and she would also vent her evil anger for Xiu'e if she said anything today.
"Dad," Yu Tingwei cleared her throat and said deliberately, "Aunt Five's family does have a rooster, but you also know that it is a rooster that can't be used, what we want is a good breed of eggs, the rooster of the fifth aunt's family never even crows in the morning, and one day when he is sick, where is such a rooster used?
"Hahaha......"
Yu Tingwei's words made everyone present laugh.
"Dead girl, you, what are you talking about!"
Yu Laosi has no silver of three hundred taels here, and said with a white face in a hurry, he himself is not the rooster of someone else's house.
"Yu Xiaofeng, you are squirting feces all over your mouth, I won't change this egg!"
The fifth aunt was even more blushing and her neck was thick, and she couldn't wait to pounce on her and tear Yu Tingwei's mouth.
Yu Tingwei can be described as a pun, the sick rooster of the fifth aunt's family is the useless man of the fifth aunt, and the hen is the fifth aunt herself.
In a burst of laughter, the fifth aunt carried a basket of eggs and trotted all the way away.