Chapter 590
Xie Qin said helplessly: "Please, I've always been like this." ”
Ding Yixiong asked rhetorically: "The mobile phone ringtone has been on publicly?"
Xie Qin said angrily: "It was an accident!"
Ding Yixiong smiled ambiguously: "I can't say, I just want to use this to attract Liu Wan's attention......
"Damn, you don't have anything else to do all day, do you, why should I attract her attention?" Sechin lay down, "It looks like you're not tired." ”
Ding Yixiong smiled and groaned: "Not tired, not tired~ Compared to this, we still care more about Xie Qin's lifelong events~"
Xie Qin rolled over and interrupted him, "Hurry up and go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow." ”
Everyone looked at each other and sighed, when will this child be enlightened......
Liu Jiapeng was lying on the bed, and suddenly said: "I seem to have encountered an affair again, you give me an analysis ...... analysis"
Ding Yixiong said lazily: ", I can see it this time, Lu Xiaoyu didn't be honest with you at all." ”
Tao Jian also said bluntly: "You are being amorous again, classmate Liu Jiapeng." ”
Then came Liu Jiapeng's regretful voice: "Is that so......"
I knew you must have been in the back of your mind at that point, but I didn't speak. Sechin feigned sleep motionlessly.
With an uproar, Liu Jiapeng snorted: "Damn, the mosquito net has collapsed again......"
The crowd burst out laughing.
Exhaustion surged up from all parts of his body, and Sechin soon fell asleep. In the dream, he came to the big playground again, and the two fanatical martial arts fans, Instructor Fan and Chen Tongfang held hands and danced in a circle around him, chattering a noun in their mouths:
"Whole, country, demon, beast, tower, defense, and, martial arts, chivalry, small, say, powder, silk, same, good, will ......"
Xie Qin hugged his head and yelled: "Don't say it anymore!"
"Whole, country, demon, beast, tower, defense, and, martial arts, chivalry, small, say, powder, silk, same, good, will ......"
"Please, don't say any more!"
"Whole, country, demon, beast, tower, defense, and, martial arts, chivalry, small, say, powder, silk, same, good, will ......"
"Ah——!!!!!!h
"Bell bell bell bell, bell ......"
Xie Qin opened his eyes, and what caught his eye was the bed board on the top bunk, and Zang Zhichao's snoring came from the side, and it seemed that he should have eased up. Xie Qin turned off the alarm clock and sat up, feeling sincerely happy to be freed from the curse that hurt so much.
What a terrible dream...... However, this dream is much better than yesterday, Xie Qin moved his shoulder, and felt that the quality of sleep was not bad.
There was a buzzing sound, and he turned his head to see a mosquito eating after a full meal.
Syllable!
Xie Qin wiped the blood from his hands, this scene is really like yesterday morning, I see that there is no difference between this mosquito net and not. He suddenly remembered Zang Zhichao's swollen appearance, no, it was actually still useful, at least it could block most mosquitoes.
The others also woke up one after another, and everyone got dressed and sat back and waited for the wake-up call to sound.
Only Zang Zhichao did not react, and seemed to have fallen into a coma.
"Zang Zhichao?" Wang Chaoren walked over and pushed him, and when he saw that the other party didn't react, he increased his strength again, "Zang Zhichao?"
Qin Cheng shouted: "Get up! Zang Zhichao!"
Zang Zhichao didn't react.
Liu Jiapeng got a marker out of nowhere, leaned over and gestured to Zang Zhichao's face and said, "At this time, I really have to use this trick......
"Die!" Wang Chaoren stretched out his hand to push without looking back, but unexpectedly, he directly pressed the marker pen with the lid on Liu Jiapeng's face.
"Oops!" Liu Jiapeng shouted, "My face!" Before the words fell, the person left the dormitory and rushed to the bathroom at a speed of 100 meters.
This is called treating others the way they do...... Xie Qin looked at his back and sighed in his heart.
Over there, Wang Chaoren was still calling out to Zang Zhichao, who was unresponsive: "Zang Zhichao! Wake up!
Ding Yixiong jumped down from the top bunk: "You can't do this." ”
Wang Chaoren turned his head to look at him: "What can you do?"
Ding Yixiong said leisurely: "Do you know how to make a drunk sober up in a short period of time?"
Wang Chaoren thought for a while and asked, "Splashing water?"
Ding Yixiong shuddered and hurriedly said: "Your trick is a bit too ruthless, keep it for the end and use it again, think about it again." ”
Wang Chaoren thought for a moment and asked, "Sobering medicine? Give Zang Zhichao this... Doesn't seem to work, right?"
Ding Yixiong said angrily: "Isn't this nonsense!
Seeing that Wang Chaoren had been thinking about it for a long time and hadn't figured out why, Ding Yixiong raised his hand depressedly and made a fanning motion.
Everyone looked at his gesture in a daze and muttered, "Slap your mouth?"
Ding Yixiong nodded, and Xie Qin continued: "Try it, splashing water is really not good, Zang Zhichao has diarrhea and his body is weak, and then pour a basin of cold water to cool his heart, nine times out of ten he will catch a cold." ”
Wu Deng, who is the chief of the water, couldn't help but have a sense of mission when he heard this, and interjected: "We can just splash water on his head." ”
Xie Qin shook his head and said, "That's not good, isn't the water still cold?"
Wu Deng said again: "You can change it to warm water." ”
Wang Chaoren rolled his eyes at him: "Where is the heating equipment, Wu Pan, don't have bad ideas." ”
Wu Deng said: "My name is Wu Deng. ”
The crowd was furious: "Don't interrupt!"
They looked at the motionless Zang Zhichao for a while, Ding Yixiong was not at ease, walked over and tried his snort, and said with a sigh of relief: "The person is still alive." ”
Wang Chaoren lowered his head and was entangled, and he didn't see that the person was Ding Yixiong, so he said helplessly: "Wu Pan, don't make trouble, of course Zang Zhichao is still alive!"
Wu Deng on the side raised his hand and said, "My name is Wu Deng, and I am here." ”
The crowd was furious: "Don't interrupt!"
They stared at the motionless Zang Zhichao for a while, Liu Jiapeng walked into the bedroom with a basin of water, and said loudly: "Get out of the way, look at my panacea, cure drowsiness and coma......"
What a panacea is this! Xie Qin hurriedly stepped forward to grab him, and Wang Chaoren over there also frowned and said, "Wu Pan, what's going on with you today, I told you that you can't splash water!"
You are too focused! Wu Deng, Ding Yixiong, and Liu Jiapeng's voices are completely different! Xie Qin was pulling Liu Jiapeng, and Wu Deng really raised his hand again and corrected: "My name is Wu Deng, and I am here." ”
Wang Chaoren was furious: "Don't interrupt!"
Wu Deng couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "Wang Chaoren, if you want to do it, you can be quick! After a while, the wake-up call will ring!"
Wang Chaoren gritted his teeth and nodded, "I know." He rushed to Zang Zhichao in three steps and two steps, raised his right hand, opened his five fingers, and slapped it down fiercely, at that moment everyone seemed to hear the sound of breaking the sky, but Wang Chaoren still couldn't get down in the end, and the palm of his hand was reduced halfway, and it slapped on Zang Zhichao's face lightly and heavily.
Syllable.
Everyone looked at Wang Chaoren and Zang Zhichao in a daze.
"Wang, Wang Chaoren......" Liu Jiapeng didn't know the situation when he went to wash his face before, but now he was completely misunderstood when he saw this scene, "Why are you touching Zang Zhichao's face?" Without waiting for Wang Chaoren to answer, he made his own conclusions, "I can't imagine that you still have this kind of habit......"
Wang Chaoren turned his head to look at him with a stunned face: "What?" Then he understood what Liu Jiapeng was referring to, and couldn't help laughing, "No, it's not like this, where do you want to go!"
Liu Jiapeng said: "Don't come here! Did you also plot against me by putting mosquito nets with me last night? You want to take advantage of my vigilance...... Isn't it?!"
Ding Yixiong said impatiently: "I'm really convinced of you, women can make up for their brains, men can also make up for their brains, what do you have in your head?" he walked up to Zang Zhichao's side and slapped him hard, "The efficiency of the entire dormitory has been lowered by the two of you." ”
Syllable!
Everyone looked at the palm prints that slowly appeared on Zang Zhichao's face in a daze.
Wang Chaoren wondered: "I remember that you don't have any enmity with Zang Zhichao......
Ding Yixiong said impatiently: "It's because I don't have any grudges that I want to help him get up, it's a dormitory." "It's another slap in the face.
Syllable!
Everyone looked at the second palm print that slowly appeared on Zang Zhichao's face in a daze.
Ding Yixiong said impatiently: "Do you want to wake him up?
"Ahh
Liu Jiapeng was eager to try: "It's my turn, it's my turn!"
"Die!" Wang Chaoren didn't look back, stretched out his hand to push, and pressed his hand directly on the basin, and then the basin was tilted by force, and then only heard a pleasant "bang", and most of the basin of water was sprinkled on Liu Jiapeng.
"Oops, ha!" Liu Jiapeng jumped more than three feet high on the spot, "It's too cold, I'm damn!" Before the words fell, the person left the dormitory and rushed to the bathroom at a speed of 100 meters.
That's why people can't do bad things...... Xie Qin looked at his back and sighed in his heart.
Over there, Qin Cheng gritted his teeth and whispered to the unconscious Zang Zhichao: "Zang Zhichao, offended!"
Syllable!
Five minutes later.
Zang Zhichao, whose whole face was swollen, did not react, and seemed to have fallen into a coma.
Everyone gathered around Zang Zhichao and looked at each other.
"Or," Qin Cheng said embarrassedly, "let's ask for a leave of absence from the instructor for him." ”
Xie Qin shook his head and said: "This is not a big problem, he has been running to the toilet for half a night and has not slept much, and now his physical condition is definitely not good, so this leave is to be invited anyway, what I am worried about now is whether Zang Zhichao will really faint." ”
The wake-up call sounds.
Wang Chaoren got up and said, "Let's go downstairs and gather first, and tell the instructor about the situation before making plans." ”
Everyone nodded, and that was all there was to it.
When he came to the corridor, Liu Jiapeng came out of the bathroom scolding, and there was still a large water stain on his uniform.
"Wang Chaoren, you are a cheating father! The same is the wake-up number! You will die if you blow it at night, and your clothes are not wrung out!"
"Then it's obviously you who did it yourself!" Wang Chaohumane.
"Shut up!" Liu Jiapeng was furious.
After going downstairs to gather, Instructor Fan found that Zang Zhichao was not there at a glance, and before the 204 people could speak, he spoke first: "What about Zang Zhichao?"