"Later...... There was no way, there was only one way to go home, so he went up the mountain hard-headed...... Climbing over the hill and down the hill was a mass grave, and it was already midnight. It's all come to this, and this person can only stubbornly continue to walk. He walked, walked, went deep into the mass grave, and suddenly! he saw!" Liu Jiapeng suddenly raised his voice at this time, startling everyone around him.

Lu Xiaoyu was no exception, she jumped to the side and hugged Liu Wan's arm, and whispered, "What did he see......"

Liu Jiapeng's eyes widened, and he put on a frightened pose: "He sees! a figure with a red eye!"

"Ahh

I understand how to hear this, such an old bridge. Xie Qin sighed, and looked helplessly at the few boys around him who were gasping, it's just that girls are timid, how can you be scared?

Liu Jiapeng said in a gloomy tone: "He was very scared, and said in his heart that it wouldn't be the legendary thing, no, I can't sit still, he looked around, picked up a tomb brick and threw it at the figure!

Liu Wan hugged Lu Xiaoyu and said in a trembling voice: "Figure... ...... really?"

Liu Jiapeng clapped his hands and said: "That person thinks the same way, this, this thing is really that, it's really that, he fell into deep despair, but he still didn't want to give up, he picked up a tomb brick again, and threw it at the figure fiercely! And the figure dodged again!"

Haven't guessed it yet? Xie Qin secretly wondered in his heart.

Liu Jiapeng said in a gloomy tone: "He thought, it's over, this time it's dead, the brick has no effect at all, maybe it angered it, and now he regrets the act of throwing the brick just now." At this moment, a hoarse old voice was heard......"

Liu Wan and Lu Xiaoyu said in unison: "What did you say?"

Liu Jiapeng sneered: "That voice said ......"

Everyone listened with bated breath, Liu Jiapeng whetted everyone's appetite, and then he said:

"Isn't it just open defecation, a cigarette kung fu, two bricks!"

Sure enough. Xie Qin patted his forehead and sighed.

The people around him were stunned for a full ten seconds before they reacted, and said in unison: "Cut-"

Liu Jiapeng shrugged and said, "I didn't say this was a horror story." ”

The people around him threw him a big look: "Cut-"

Lu Xiaoyu said in a low voice: "I think this ending is not bad...... Better than those scary stories. ”

Liu Jiapeng was stunned when he heard this, Xie Qin saw his old face flushed, and he knew that this dick was making up something bad in his brain. After a while, Liu Jiapeng's eyes turned and he happened to meet Xie Qin, and the former smiled: "Xie Qin, it's your turn to tell the story." ”

Xie Qinleng said: "When was it decided? Why don't I know!"

Lin Ziming said: "That's right, I don't know, if you want to come in order, it should be my turn to speak, right?"

Liu Jiapeng said helplessly: "You can talk about it." ”

Then Lin Ziming told a very cold joke, to the effect that a sandwich was hungry and ate himself. Everyone shrank and trembled for a while, and Liu Jiapeng smiled at Xie Qin again: "It's your turn this time, Xie Qin?"

Xie Qin was stunned and said, "When did I join you?"

Liu Jiapeng said angrily: "A man doesn't want a mother-in-law and a mother-in-law, if you want to talk about it, you can tell it!"

Xie Qin said helplessly: "But I don't know how to tell ghost stories." ”

Liu Jiapeng said: "If you tell jokes, it's okay, as long as it's funnier than Lin Ziming, it's qualified, and the requirements are not high, right?"

Lin Ziming was dissatisfied: "Hey, why is my joke not funny!"

Liu Jiapeng waved his hand again and again: "Go and go, while playing, you won't be useless if you are given a chance." Then he said to Xie Qin, "Xie Qin, you will come on." ”

Xie Qin thought for a while and said to everyone: "Then I'll tell you a suitable story, this joke happened in the barracks." ”

Everyone nodded again and again: "Hmm!"

Xie Qin said: "One day, a group of recruits came to the barracks. After a period of training, the command asked the recruits for mortar training, so the recruits were led by officers to the test firing range. ”

Everyone nodded: "And then?"

Sechin stepped over a protruding tree root and continued: "The first time I used a mortar, it was still fired with live ammunition, and everyone was very nervous, but fortunately, with the guidance of the officer, there were no accidents. But when the last recruit squad tested the firing, the distance was adjusted, and the shell was stuffed into the chamber, and with a bang, everyone felt that something was not quite right when they looked at the ballistics, and after a while, there was no reaction from the target, and the officers said that the shell was broken, and the shell was lost. ”

The crowd looked at him without blinking.

Xie Qin said: "But it's not a matter of going back like this, who knows if the shells have hit civilians, so the officer mobilized the recruits to look for the shells, and they searched and found a watermelon field." ”

Lu Xiaoyu asked curiously, "Is the cannonball there?"

Xie Qin nodded and smiled: "Yes, it is indeed there." Everyone was relieved to find a radial scorched earth clearing in the middle of the watermelon field, and it seemed that the shells had fallen here. But when I looked closely, I found that there was another person on the scorched earth, who had been blown into a black man. ”

Lu Xiaoyu opened his mouth slightly in surprise and said, "Is he still alive?"

Xie Qin said: "Everyone's hearts are broken, and they have blown up people, and when they get closer, they see that the black man is holding a watermelon in his hand, and when the black man sees them coming, he is sad for a while, and he cries on the ground. ”

Liu Jiapeng said: "This is when I see the organization, I feel safe." ”

Sechin smiled noncommittally and continued: "As soon as everyone wanted to come forward to comfort the black man, they heard him cry loudly: 'Won't I just steal a watermelon, as for bombarding me?'"

Everyone was stunned, and then burst out laughing.

Liu Wan smiled and said, "Brother Lingsheng, when I was in junior high school, I thought you were very boring, but I didn't expect you to be so humorous." ”

Xie Qin sighed secretly that I hadn't heard this name for a long time, and just wanted to say that I have always been like this, and suddenly I felt that something was not right, my eyes swept around, and I saw Liu Jiapeng, Ding Yixiong, Wang Chaoren, and Tao Jian all looking at themselves with strange smiles, and there were many mistakes in their hearts, although they didn't know why this was the case, but they couldn't be caught by them and made fun of it, so they didn't speak.

The team began to descend, and after a while, a fence appeared on their left-hand side. Xie Qin speculated that he might have reached the outskirts of the academy, and soon a gate appeared in front of him.

After passing the gate, the team continued to walk along the tall red brick wall for a while, and the main entrance of the Shishipu Army Academy came into view.

"Isn't this the gate we came from?" Liu Jiapeng doubted.

"Hmm. Xie Qin nodded.

Walking into the main gate, there was a wide asphalt road, and as he walked, Tao Jian suddenly pointed to the right: "That's probably the supermarket that Instructor Liu said." ”

Sechin followed the direction he was pointing to see a building with the lights out, and we didn't even have a single pass.

"When will I have the opportunity to get the pass...... Liu Jiapeng said expectantly.

It was nearly half past eleven when he returned to the dormitory building, and Wu Ke's combat effectiveness had turned negative in the final stage of the march, and it could basically be said that he was helped back by Lu Chenghu.

Before entering the dormitory, they heard the sound of humming and chirping, and everyone said in their hearts, this person has not eased up, pushed the door and went in, and sure enough, he saw Zang Zhichao lying on the bed, and the latter heard the noise outside and knew that the march was over, turned his head to look at everyone, and said weakly: "You are back......"

"It's back. The crowd responded.

Seeing that his face is so pale, he can't be dehydrated, right? Xie Qin was worried, and asked, "Are you feeling better?"

Zang Zhichao didn't answer, but asked, "I didn't go... The instructor didn't say anything, did he?"

Wang Chaohumanitarian: "Instructor Fan already knows, and he also told Instructor Liu, saying that you can't go with a bad stomach." ”

Zang Zhichao turned around slowly, and said weakly: "...... That's good......"

Qin Cheng also asked with concern, "Are you feeling better?"

Zang Zhichao said weakly: "...... Ok......"

Xie Qin sat back on the bed and asked seriously: "Zang Zhichao, what do you think, you still drink tap water when you know that you want to have a bad stomach?"

Zang Zhichao said weakly: "...... Because I thirst ......"

Wang Chaoren said with a serious expression: "In the future, you can't try this kind of thing with a fluke mentality, you know?"

Zang Zhichao said weakly: "...... Got it......"

Can he still listen to what others are saying? Xie Qin was deeply skeptical.

“...... Ah... Not good......"

Seeing Zang Zhichao get up with a trembling rope, he walked slowly to the door.

Xie Qin asked, "Is there enough paper?"

“...... Enough ......."

After Zang Zhichao left, everyone turned their eyes to Ding Yixiong, who was about to take off his shoes and go to bed, this time he quickly understood what everyone meant, and said consciously: "I'll wash my feet." ”

Everyone turned their gaze to Xie Qin again, and their eyes were strange.

Xie Qin was uncomfortable by them, and asked vigilantly, "What's the matter?"

Liu Jiapeng said: "Tell me honestly, what's going on with you and Liu Wan?"

Xie Qin was asked inexplicably, and asked rhetorically, "What's going on?"

Wang Chaoren smiled and said, "Still pretending, we all heard it!"

Xie Qin asked rhetorically, "What did you hear?"

Liu Jiapeng laughed and said: "People praise you for your humor!"

Xie Qin asked rhetorically, "So what? What did you make up for your dick?"

Liu Jiapeng was speechless for a while, and then Ding Yixiong, who had returned from washing his feet, kicked open the door and walked in, and said with an ambiguous smile: "I was quite boring in junior high school, but I became so humorous in high school, do you dare to say that you are not pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"

Xie Qin said helplessly: "Please, I've always been like this." ”

Ding Yixiong asked rhetorically: "The mobile phone ringtone has been on publicly?"

Xie Qin said angrily: "It was an accident!"

Ding Yixiong smiled ambiguously: "I can't say, I just want to use this to attract Liu Wan's attention......