Every day, I have the same dream, a dream that challenges the way of heaven, and that dream is so real.

One-day ......

I remember that day, the wind and the sun were beautiful......

I sat on the branch, my butt was pierced by the branch, and I didn't feel any leakage.

This branch is really a good place, sitting here, I have dreamed of the Zixia Fairy five times, she wears a red belly pocket, and calls me the Supreme Treasure.

Although I really don't know if this name is a nickname given to the monkey by a certain crew, so that it is played everywhere.

But just as Zixia untied his clothes, I shuddered, and without paying attention, I tumbled down from the branches.

I saw Lao Sha running over in a hurry and said, "Senior brother, senior brother, Tang Doudou has been captured by the monster again." ”

Hey, after hearing this, I almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out and hung up on the spot.

Why is he called Tang Doudou, not because he nags, but because he has a virtue with the old pig, shameless. Ha~ha~ha.

If you want to say that this old Tang is really not as serious as it is in the book, the TV series you watch are all deceitful, high-sounding, well-dressed beasts, I really don't disrespect the old man when I describe Lao Tang like this.

Did you know?

This old monk steals fish, this is the eternal law, the monk goes down the mountain, he loves to drill into the green building, does not show his true face, wears a black hat, even if the Buddha left in his heart.

These are all scenes I saw in Chang'an City back then.

It can only be understood, not spoken.

Amitabha......

At that time, I was still a little monkey who didn't know the world, I didn't know how to understand the world, and the moment I jumped out of the stone was also destined to be extraordinary in my life.

I have been in Huaguo Mountain for many years, as the saying goes, the heavens descend on the people, they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, and what is behind them...... Anyway, it's the ...... this person who has become a big thing.

But......

In short, you have to suffer and suffer.

I think back then, I worshipped the Bodhi Patriarch at the Lingtai in Xiniu Hezhou to learn the craft, and mixed the way of immortality and the art of earth change.

However, this old man is also very generous and taught me all kinds of skills, but he is also a master who turns his face and does not recognize people, so he was expelled from the school because of my skills.

After returning to Huaguo Mountain, I borrowed a golden hoop stick from the Dragon King of the East China Sea and pierced the Jade Emperor's Nine Heavens, which was considered to be in his old man's nest, and the Jade Emperor couldn't hold his face, thinking that he had been in charge of the Heavenly Palace for tens of thousands of years, and the immortals he met had always been respectful, modest and polite, but who would have wanted to be stabbed by a wild monkey in the Nether.

So, the Dragon King of the East China Sea said, "You monkey, it's over, you're in trouble." ”

The Nine Heavens I disturbed were not peaceful, and the blood flowed like a river.

What Erlang God, Nezha, and even the Jade Emperor are not my opponents.

Ay......

This person, when you reach a certain height, and nothing can suppress you, you will become more and more rampant, and your blood will flow backwards, and you will always feel that heaven and earth should serve me as the master.

Now that I think about it, I was young and vigorous at that time, and I didn't know how to weigh the pros and cons, I remember that when I fought against Erlang God, he gave me benefits, yes, it was the roaring dog, and he actually asked me to pull it home to improve the food.

He said, "Dead monkey, you are now out of this chaotic war, I will guarantee you to be the king of Huaguo Mountain, and I also gave you this dog, don't look at him as a dog, Ai, this meat is in the stomach, so that you can live without disaster and pain, the main thing is that the meat is good, how about it, agree not to ......." ”

I didn't expect that I didn't agree, so he persuaded me again, "This Jade Emperor is also dying, and he has been angry with you recently and vomited blood, brother will tell you an insider's words, we have long wanted to provoke the child, he doesn't let the gods fall in love, he himself hides from the queen mother in the lower realm every night to steal food, you must know that one day in the sky, one year in the lower realm, I don't know how many wild seeds in this world are sown by him." ”

What's the situation, there is still such a thing, I laughed three times, looked at Erlang God and said, "Everyone wants to be a god, and it seems that the god is nothing more than that." But this Jade Emperor's second child, but your uncle, I'm afraid it's not good if you say that!"

I poke the sky, fight hell,

went to the Nine Heavens, did Bi Ma Wen,

After eating peach, I have a sharp eye by mistake.

It was also at that time that I finally realized the words of Bodhi Ancestor, that is, the master, "In the future, I am not allowed to say that I am your master." ”

It seems that he is also a prophet, and he is afraid of getting into trouble.

Everyone knows the plot later, the Buddha went out and cleaned up my monkey.

"Big Brother"

"Ah, it's okay, let's go, save the old monk ....... ”

"Dead monkey, you said that this Tang Doudou, why do you always let the monsters take it away, is there something wrong!"

Talking and talking, I followed Lao Sha to the entrance of the monster cave, the old pig carried a rake, and seemed to be seriously searching for the whereabouts of Lao Tang, but in fact, he wanted to find a chance to run away, you all know, we have a few masters and apprentices, and the old pig will be cowardly when he encounters something, either to divide the luggage, or to go back to Gao Laozhuang, which is all commonplace.

The old pig said slowly, "Ai, Mom, don't look for it, whoever you love, it doesn't matter if you eat it." This monk feels that he is a white lotus, and we are black-bellied men. Dead monkey, let me tell you, this time it must still be a female goblin, if you want me to say, he simply got from this goblin, I will go back to Gao Laozhuang to marry Yulan, you go back to Huaguo Mountain to live a free life, Lao Sha will be quicksand river. ”

I looked at this fat-headed pig-eared idiot and shook my head and thought, this is really a pig's brain.

I slapped his bald scoop, "You stupid, even if I leave, I have to take off this tight spell!"

"Senior brother, in fact, Lao Tang told me privately that Guanyin passed this tight spell to him back then, but there was never any loose hoop spell. ”

"Lao Sha, all these things are mutually reinforcing, if you can tighten it, you can loosen it, you have to believe me. I patted my chest and said with a look of unwavering conviction, I don't believe what I said.

Then the old pig shouted, "Monkey monkey, come quickly, I have found the entrance to the cave." ”

Lao Sha and I rushed over to take a look, only to see that the old pig quickly picked up a bunch of weeds, and a black hole appeared in front of him, which was covered by vine leaves, and I don't know how deep it was.

I poked my nose out and smelled it, and sure enough, there was a commotion that could soar to the sky,

"You see, this must be another goblin. Bajie said anxiously.

"Nerd, look what's behind that leaf."

"I'll go, monkey, this ............!"

I saw a sign hanging behind the vine leaves, on which were nakedly engraved four words "Late Night Canteen"!

Dare to love this is to stew Old Tang to the rhythm of the current wine and food.

I stood up and looked around with my fiery eyes, but I didn't see a goblin or anything.

Look at the entrance of this cave again, the width and narrowness can first accommodate the bones of the old pig, you know, although I am a skill, but when I go to any river, sea, cave, these places, I will lose my skills, it may be that I have been pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain for a long time, and I have hallucinations and black hole phobia.