Wukong twisted a trick and recited a mantra, and was so busy that the old man of the land was turning around in the temple like a grinder. Fastest updates

The land lady sneered: "Old man, what are you doing? It seems that you have gone crazy!"

The land shook his head and hurriedly said, "You don't know! You don't know! Now there is a Monkey King coming, I didn't go out to pick him up, he called me there." ”

The land lady still laughed: "You just went to see him, why are you going around here?"

The land sighed: "If you go to see him, his stick doesn't know how important it is, and he cares about you, just big!"

But the land lady asked, "How can he beat you when he sees that you are so old?"

"Although he has delicious food in this life, it is a pity that he has no money and wine, and he prefers to beat the elderly. ”

The old couple talked for a while, but they had no choice but to go out, knelt on the side of the road tremblingly and shouted: "Great sage, kowtow to the local land." ”

Wukong waved his hand and said, "You get up first, don't pretend, I won't hit you first, I'll be there next time." I ask you, what kind of place is this?"

When the land heard this, he didn't want to be beaten, and hurriedly asked, "Where did the Great Sage come from?"

"I went from the east to the west. ”

"The Great Sage came from the east, but was he on that mountain?"

Wukong nodded and said, "On that ridge, our master and apprentice's luggage and horses are still resting on that ridge!"

When the land heard it, I see. The Great Sage is in trouble. Hurriedly introduced, "This ridge is called Pansi Ridge, and there is a hole under the ridge called Pansi Cave, and there are seven goblins in the cave. ”

As soon as Goku heard that there were monsters, he asked, "Is it a male monster or a female monster?"

"It's a leprechaun. ”

Wukong asked again, "Then how much magic power does he have?"

"The little divine power is short, I don't know how much means he has, but I know that it is just south, three miles away from here, there is a dirty spring, which is the natural hot water, which was originally the bath of the seven immortals above. Ever since the goblins had come to live here and occupied his dirty springs, the fairy aunt had never competed with him, and had given him up to him in peace. I see that the immortals don't mess with demons and monsters, and the elves must have great powers, so. ”

Wukong looked at the appearance of the land, and thought to himself what the origin of this monster was, and even the immortals were afraid, so he asked: "What is the use of the monster occupying this spring?"

The land told the story, "This monster occupies the bath, three times a day, and comes out to bathe." Now that the time has passed, the noon hour will come, and then the great sage will be met. ”

Hearing this, Wukong nodded and said, "Land, you go back first, and I'll go and get him myself." ”

The old man kowtowed and went back to the temple tremblingly.

This Wukong showed his own magical powers, transformed into a hemp fly, nailed to the grass on the side of the road and waited.

In a moment, only the sound of exhalation and inhalation can be heard, like cannibalizing leaves, but like the tide of the sea.

However, when half a cup of tea, the silk rope is exhausted, and Zhuang Village still appears, and it is still the same as it was at the beginning.

Suddenly, I heard a loud sound, and there was a loud laugh inside, and seven women walked out.

Wukong secretly took a closer look, and saw that they were holding each other hand in hand, holding each other, talking and laughing, walking across the bridge, and it was Peugeot.

Wukong looked carefully: it is better than Yuxiang, and it is more true than the language of flowers. The willow eyebrows are far away, and the sandalwood mouth is broken with cherry lips. The hairpin head is jadeite, and the golden lotus shines in the skirt. But it seems that Chang'e is in the lower realm, and the fairy falls into the dust.

Wukong sneered: "No wonder Master wants to come to Huazhai, it turns out that there are such general benefits." These seven beauties, if they keep my master, they won't be enough to eat for one meal, and they won't be enough for two days, and they will die if they take turns to do it. ”

"Let me listen to him first and see what he calculates." ”

Wukong snorted and flew on the cloud bun of the woman walking in front of him.

As soon as he walked across the bridge, the person behind him came forward and shouted, "Sister, we took a bath, and then we went to steam the fat monk and eat." ”

Wukong smiled secretly: "This monster is so calculating! Cooking also saves some firewood, how can it be steamed and eaten!"

One by one, the women picked the flowers, grabbed some grass and walked south, and in a short time they reached the bath.

I saw a door wall, which was very magnificent, full of wild flowers fragrant and gorgeous, and full of orchids and dense forests.

A woman in the back stepped forward, whistled, and pushed open the two doors, and there was a pot of hot water in the middle.

It seems that since the opening of this water, the sun star has ten original stars, and then it was opened by Yi Shan, shot down nine black and fell to the ground, and stopped saving one star of the golden crow, which is the true fire of the sun.

There are nine springs in heaven and earth, all of which are transformed by the Wu.

The Jiuyang Spring is a fragrant cold spring, a mountain spring, a hot spring, a Donghe spring, a mountain spring, a filial piety spring, a Guangfen spring, a soup spring, and this spring is a dirty spring.

The poem says: There is no winter and summer, and the three autumns are forever spring. The heat wave is like a boil, and the heat wave is like a soup. Divide and nourish the crops, and stop wandering the dust.

Trickling tears and rolling jade tuanjin. Lubrication is not brewing, and it is also self-warming. Ruixiang local show, creation is naïve. The beauty washes the ice muscles and slips, cleanses the dust and annoyance, and the jade body is new.

The bath was about five zhang wide, more than ten zhang long, and four feet deep, but the water was clear and thorough. The water at the bottom is like a ball, and the jade bones are all bubbling up, and there are six or seven holes flowing on all sides.

It flows two or three miles away, and flows into the fields, and it is still lukewarm. There are three more pavilions on the pond, and in the middle of the pavilion there is an eight-legged bench near the back wall. On the two hills are two coat hangers painted with gold and paint.

Wukong was secretly happy, and flew a winged and nailed it to the head of the hanger.

When the women saw that the water was clear and hot, they wanted to take a bath, so they took off their clothes and put them on the hangers.

They went down together again and were seen by Wukong: unbuttoning the buttons and untying the tie.

The crisp chest is as white as silver, and the jade body is as muddy as snow. The elbows are condensed, and the shoulders are suspiciously pinched. The belly is soft and soft, and the back is smooth and clean. The knee and wrist are half circumferred, and the golden lotus is three inches narrow. And a relationship in the middle reveals the romantic hole.

The women jumped into the water, jumping over the waves one by one, and playing with the water.

Wukong thought, "If I beat her, just stir this stick into the pool, it's called boiling soup and throwing rats, and every litter will die." Pitiful! Pitiful! He was beaten to death, but he only insulted Lao Sun's name. As the saying goes, men don't fight with women, and I, the upright Monkey King, are too much to kill these yellow-haired girls. If you don't beat him, just give him a fixation plan and teach him that he can't move or get out of the water, that's not enough. ”

As he spoke, Wukong pinched the trick, recited a spell, and transformed into a hungry eagle.

I saw the eagle, whose hair was like frost and snow, and his eyes were like stars.

If the demon fox sees his life soon, the cunning rabbit will also be terrified when he sees it. The steel claws are fast and majestic.

will make the old fist confess to the stomach, and will not hesitate to fly with his own hands. Thousands of miles of cold sky up and down, through the clouds and inspection of things are left to him.

Wukong exhaled his wings, flew forward, used his sharp claws, took the seven sets of clothes on the women's hangers, took them to his heart's content, and flew towards the ridge.

When I arrived at the ridge, I came to see Bajie and Sha Seng in my true form, and said with a smile: "Bajie, Senior Brother Sha." Take a look. ”

Bajie saw Wukong coming back, and smiled at Sha Seng and said, "Senior Brother Sha, you see that the master was originally taken from the pawn shop." ”

Sha Seng said, "Where do you see it?"

Eight Ring looked at the clothes on the soles of Wukong's feet and said with a smile: "Didn't you see Brother Monkey snatching some of his clothes?"

Wukong walked over and said coldly, "This is the clothes worn by the goblins." ”

When Bajie heard this, he was surprised: "Why are there so many, could it be that Brother Monkey went and stole all the monster clothes?"

Wukong stretched out his hand and pretended to fight, shook his head and said, "No more, no less, seven sets." ”

Bajie asked again: "How can you steal so easily and take it so cleanly?"

Wukong laughed, "That's stealing! Originally, this place was called Pansi Ridge, and Nazhuang Village was called Pansi Cave. There were seven female monsters in the cave, and they took my master, hung them in the cave, and they all went to the dirty spring to bathe. But the spring was a pool of hot water made in heaven. He calculated that he would take a bath and steam the master to eat. ”

"It was I who followed him, and when I saw him take off his clothes and go into the water, I was going to beat him, lest I stain the stick, and I was afraid that I would lower my name, so I did not move the stick, but became a hungry eagle, and took his clothes. They endured humiliation and shame, did not dare to come out, and squatted in the water. Let's go and get rid of Master, and let's walk quickly. ”

After hearing this, Bajie smiled and said: "Senior brother, whenever you encounter something, you must ask the reason." Now that you've seen the goblin, why don't you kill her, and then go and save the master!"

Bajie saw that Wukong did not interrupt and continued: "Although the monster is ashamed and reluctant to come out now, then it will definitely come out at night." You think he must still have old clothes at home, and he is putting on a set and chasing us. If we don't come, the monster will live here for a long time, and if we take the scriptures, we will go back from that road. As the saying goes, it is better to have less money on the side of the road than less money on the side of the road. At that time, he stopped beating and scolding, but wasn't he an enemy?"

After listening to this, Wukong thought about it and nodded, and asked, "What you said is reasonable, so what should we do next?"

"Brother Monkey, according to me, I took the goblin first, and then went to rescue the master, this is a plan to cut the grass and eradicate the roots. ”

When Wukong heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand, thinking that if it was a male monster, he would be the first to go up, but now it was a female monster, and Wukong was embarrassed: "I won't beat him." If you want to fight, you go and hit him. ”

Bajie shook his spirits when he heard this, happily held the nail palladium, dragged him away, and ran straight there, secretly saying, "The credit this time is mine, haha."

Bajie arrived, and then pushed the door open, and saw the seven women, squatting in the water, scolding the eagle just now: "That plaque brute! The dead man who chewed the head of the cat! took away all our clothes, how can this make my mother be harmonious!"

Bajie couldn't help but smile when he heard this: "Female bodhisattvas, how about taking a bath here, and also taking me, a monk, to wash?"

When the female monsters saw Bajie's appearance, they immediately said angrily: "You ugly monk, you are very rude! We are the female generation of the family, and you are a monk man." Gu Shuyun: Seven years of different banquets for men and women, why are you embarrassed to take a bath in the same pond with us?"

Bajie said with a smile: "The weather is hot, there is no way, just let me wash." Now where do you care about the things in the book, the same table is not the same seat!"

After saying Bajie, his face showed his complexion, and he couldn't say anything, he lost the nail palladium, took off the soap brocade straight jacket, and jumped into the water with a plop.