Chapter 54: Super Oolong
I don't know how long I slept this night, I finally woke up in a daze, I only felt a splitting headache, my whole body was sore, my fingers couldn't move, I couldn't even open my eyelids, so I just lay still, waiting for my strength to recover, so groggy and I don't know how long it took, I finally had some strength, I first opened my eyes, only to see that it was dark in front of me, there was no light, and at the same time I felt extremely depressed and stuffy around me, the air was dirty, and my breathing was very poor. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After a while, Li Yihang found that his fingers, wrists, and arms were gradually moving, and he slowly groped for things around him, and was surprised to find that there were planks on the left and right sides of his body, and there was only room to turn around, and he reached out to touch the top of his head, which turned out to be a plank, and thought: "Where am I? It looks like I'm sleeping in a wooden box." His mind went blank as he tried to figure out where he was and why he slept in a wooden box. After a long while, the memory slowly surfaced, before he slept to death, he was drinking at Senior Zhang's house, and then remembered that Senior Zhang's daughter, Miss Zhang Meilan, died of illness. After another moment, finally everything before the drunkenness came to mind clearly, but what happened after the drunkenness, I can't remember at all.
The more I thought about it, the more I had an unbearable headache, the more I breathed, the more stuffy I became, only to feel that the breath in my body was full of breath, and there was nowhere to go, and I was about to burst. Like a wooden board like iron and stone, in an instant he only felt a circle of starlight appear in front of him, his ears buzzed, he couldn't sit up, so he lay back without stopping, and the back of his head fell heavily on the bed board, this collision and fall, until his brain became paste, and in the chaos of losing his soul, he seemed to faintly hear the sound of something falling to the ground outside.
After a full quarter of an hour, Li Yihang grabbed a thread from the mess, and in a daze, he felt that he was in a rectangular wooden box sealed on all sides, no wonder he was so depressed.
"Terrible!" a terrible thought flashed through my mind like lightning: "It's like I'm lying in a coffin!"
That's right, when he touched the planks on both sides just now, he found that the planks on both sides of the box were tilted outward, in the shape of narrow at the bottom and wide at the top, wasn't that the shape of a coffin? He was so frightened that he wanted to reach out and touch it, but he found that his whole body had lost his strength and he couldn't move at all. The breath in his body swirled back and forth, stirred up conflicts, and scurried around, and he couldn't move even one finger even if he was taught, and his body was like a needle prick for a while, like a moxibustion for a while, and then like falling into an ice cellar, and it was unspeakably uncomfortable! Li Yihang was so frightened that he wanted to open his mouth and scream, but he couldn't even move his mouth, and his eyelids couldn't open his eyelids.
Although the body could not move, the ears were still functional, and I could faintly hear some sounds outside the coffin, and I wanted to hear what the sound was, but I couldn't. He wondered in his heart: "Am I dead, how can I lie in a coffin, could it be that I was drunk and fainted at Senior Zhang's house, and they mistook me for dead, and put it in a coffin and buried it in the ground?"
Just thinking about himself, he suddenly felt that the coffin he was sleeping in shook slightly, followed by the sound of prying on the coffin board, Li Yihang was overjoyed: "Thank God, they found that I could still move in the coffin, and made a sound, so someone came to rescue me!"
Only a few cheers could be heard, and someone said, "It's open, it's open!" His grandmother's coffin was nailed so tightly and the plate was so thick that it really couldn't be opened with little effort. ”
Another said: "Be careful, there is movement in the coffin, I don't know what kind of monster is haunting, be careful of danger!" A sharp voice said: "What are you afraid of, it's just a corpse, is it possible that there will be zombies?" Zhang Zhentian's wealth is very strong, the coffin used by his daughter, of course, is full of materials, regardless of the cost of building, I see that this coffin board is also a valuable goods, there is no money to spend in the future, carry this coffin out, it is estimated that it can be sold for a lot of money. ”
The previous person said: "You don't want to die, carry the coffin to sell, it's really bold." Also, who's a big fool going to buy a second-hand coffin? A sharp voice said: "I heard that Zhang Meilan is very good-looking, and she has the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose, I don't know if she has melted or not, if her body is not rotten, then the brothers will be blessed." ”
Li Yihang was only confused, thinking: "Why do people outside think that I am Zhang Meilan? Could it be that I am Zhang Meilan instead of Li Yihang?" His mind spun around quickly, and all he remembered was Li Yihang's memory, so he settled down and said in his heart: "I am Li Yihang instead of Zhang Meilan, it must be those people outside who Zhang Guan and Li Dai recognized the wrong coffin." ”
Suddenly, a sharp voice shouted: "The corpse is not corrupted, the face is still ruddy and watery, this time it is developed!" A person said: "He Lao Liu, look at you are happy to be like that, what does it matter if the corpse does not turn into a corpse, do you want to **?" The man named He Lao Liu: "How can it be said that it is '***, I heard that after the girl who has not ** dies, she will be reincarnated in the underworld for nine hundred and eighty-one times, I just kindly help her, give her a break, let her be reincarnated as soon as possible, the merit is immeasurable!" The previous man scolded: " I heard nonsense from there, what kind of virgin died and couldn't be reincarnated, you can really fuck it!" Another person also scolded: "He Lao Liu, it's really disgusting for your mother, I heard that Zhang Meilan died of smallpox, molesting a corpse covered with smallpox abscesses, you can do it, you can vomit when you think about it." ”
He Lao Liu said: "Second brother Gao, Zhang Meilan's beauty is famous far and wide, everyone in Jianghan knows it, no one knows it, how many people want to kiss her Fangze before her death but can't, even if she is dead now, even if she is full of smallpox, but I He Lao Liu's life is rotten, I can get the joy of beauty, what are I afraid of it?"
The second brother said: "If you are infected with smallpox, you will be burned with a fire, but don't blame us for being ruthless and merciless." The more Li Yihang listened, the more cold sweat he had, and said secretly: "It seems that these people are a group of tomb robbers, who wanted to steal Miss's coffin, but accidentally opened my coffin. ”
The three of them said that they used their hands to pry nails, and after a while, they covered the entire coffin, only to hear the three of them exclaim in unison: "It's a male corpse, not Zhang Meilan!" The second brother shouted: "Liu Lao Wu, what's the matter, are you stepping on the wrong point, is this Zhang Meilan's grave?" Then Liu Lao Wu said: "That's right, Zhang Meilan was buried that day, and I also pretended to be a porter and followed me in person, how could I be mistaken?" He Lao Liu said: "But what is lying in this coffin is a male corpse, Zhang Meilan went, could it be that her corpse became a man?" It's weird. Liu Laowu said: "I am very impressed by this coffin, I remember the lacquer texture workmanship clearly, and the tombstone outside is not also written that it is Zhang Meilan's tomb, how can I be mistaken?"
Li Yihang also heard it in a fog, how could he be buried in the grave of the young lady, could it be that Senior Zhang made a big oolong, confused me and her daughter's coffin, and buried them in the wrong place? This matter is too unbelievable, burying a drunk person as a dead person, that's fine, how can he still mess up his daughter's coffin, Zhang Zhentian is too confused, if you want to say that he drank and drank dizzy, it is reasonable, but Miss and her mother will not faint, others are very sober, this mistake is so outrageous, it can really be said to be a big joke in the world!
The second brother Gao said: "Since I recognized that this is Zhang Meilan's tomb, and opened the coffin only to find that there was another person, then Zhang Zhentian is turning the tiger away from the mountain...... No, it was a plan to secretly cross Chen Cang, he attracted everyone's attention to this Cangnan Mountain, but secretly buried the coffin containing his daughter's body in another secret place, so that we people could pounce, this old fox, is really fucking treacherous and cunning. Liu Lao Wu said: "What the second brother said is extremely true, Zhang Fox knew that his daughter's grave would be dug up sooner or later, so he came to a strategy of ascending to the east and attacking the west, and made a fake grave out.