Chapter 55: A Salted Fish

When Li Yihang heard the words "three months", his head exploded with a "boom", and he couldn't believe his ears, "I have been buried in this grave for three months? I have slept for three months? How is it possible, for such a long time, I should have died of suffocation, starvation and thirst, how can I still be conscious, am I really dead, at this moment it is just my soul thinking and listening?" A heart was pounding, "Am I the legendary ghost?" He didn't believe in ghosts and gods before, but now he began to doubt his life. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Listen to He Lao Liu's words again: "Zhang Zhentian is a treacherous old man, and he made a suspicious grave for us to dig, second brother Gao, since the coffin has been opened, don't think about it, let's see what treasures are in the coffin first." Liu Lao Wu said: "This is a fake tomb and a fake coffin, what treasures will there be, you Zhang Laogou's ancestors are eighteen generations, and our brothers have spent so much time and manpower and material resources, and next time we have to dig up your ancestral grave, so that your ancestors will scold you below!"

The second brother said: "I'll investigate the matter of digging his ancestral grave in the future, bring this corpse out first, carefully check what valuable items there are, don't really fucking run for nothing." He Lao Liu said: "Second brother, this corpse is really well preserved, it is not rotten or smelly, it is no different from a living person, you see that his eyelids seem to be still beating, this is so fucking amazing, it is beyond the scope of my knowledge." The second brother said: "It's really incredible, some dead ghosts have only been buried for ten days and eight days, and then they rot and grow maggots and the water stinks so badly that people vomit out the food they ate three days ago, this dead man has been lying in the coffin for nearly four months, how can it still look like a living person? This is the corpse that I have seen most like a living person since I engaged in this business, ouch, the corpse is still warm, like the residual warmth of a newly deceased person has not yet receded!"

Liu Lao Wu said: "Is there still a funeral technique in this world, which can maintain the body temperature of the dead?"

Li Yihang listened to their nonsense, but his body couldn't move at all, he just let them move and lift, and finally his body was cold, as if he was lying on the stone slab. He secretly scolded in his heart: "Your grandmother's is a dead person, and she is stupid and can't even tell the difference between the living and the dead, and you have stolen the tomb all your life, which is the same as Zhang Zhentian's old fool!" began to resent Zhang Zhentian in his heart, scolded him for being careless, and even hoped that these people would dig up his ancestral grave.

He Lao Liu said: "This young man is so perfectly preserved, the embalming in his mouth must be extremely rare, now we are wrong, we have to make a fortune." Liu Lao Wu said: "There is nothing in the coffin, Zhang Zhentian, the old ghost, is also stingy, he doesn't even put a treasure in it, you still think that he has embalming treasures in his mouth, go dream!" He Lao Liu said: "Fifth Brother Liu, don't be busy jumping to conclusions, this young man has been lying in the coffin for four months, his body is not rotten, if there is no treasure to press his body, I don't believe it, you see that there is faint blood flow in the blood vessels under his skin, he is simply a living person, what is the difference between you and me?"

Li Yihang suddenly felt that someone was pinching his cheeks hard, his mouth opened involuntarily, and he only heard the second brother Gao say: "Hey, there is no antiseptic pearl!" He Lao Liu shouted: "How is it possible?" Then Li Yihang felt that two fingers with mud were digging his throat, which made him very uncomfortable and painful, but he couldn't cough and make a sound, nor could he shake his head and struggle, so he had to endure silently with tears. The two fingers were picked out for a while, retracted, and He Lao Liuqi said: "It's really as the second brother said, this guy still has saliva in his mouth, warm and wet, could it be that he is a living person and is not dead at all?"

The three of them were silent for a while, only to hear the second brother Gao whisper: "It may be a wet corpse, it is about to be transformed, quickly prepare the black dog blood, the peach wood sword, and stick the spirit talisman of Zhong Tianshi on his forehead." There was a sense of panic in his tone. Li Yihang only heard a rustling sound, and then someone trembled and glued a piece of paper on his forehead, thinking about what Zhong Tianshi's ghost suppression talisman was. He Lao Liu said: "Second brother, this talisman is for dealing with evil ghosts, I don't know if it is effective against wet corpse zombies?" He told people not to worry, but he was so worried that his voice trembled, revealing the true feelings in his heart.

There was another long period of silence, Li Yihang only felt that there was a hard object poking eight or nine times on his body, and he only heard He Lao Liu say softly: "There is no reaction, I'm afraid it's a false alarm." Liu Lao Wu said: "If he makes any changes, let's cut off his head first, and he will become a murderous corpse, without a mouth, ears, eyes and nose, and he can't fight us." The second brother said: "This method is very good, the fifth, you raise the knife and wait on the side, the sixth, you go to search his body, and I will respond with the blood of the black dog." ”

Li Yihang secretly complained in his heart: "Liu Lao Wu, Liu Lao Wu, I don't move, you must be calm, don't be shocked, your neck will be cut off, and you will never be able to take it back." He Lao Liu said: "Second brother, why am I on it, I'll take the blood of the black dog, you go and search for him." Gao Lao Er scolded: "What did you say just now? What a rotten life, how can you look like a girl at this moment, it's really embarrassing, hurry up, don't grind, there is not much time." He Laoliu muttered in his mouth, extremely reluctant to walk to the wet corpse, trembling his hands, groping for things on the corpse.

He carefully touched Li Yihang's whole body, only found a few taels of silver, a dagger, and ripped off the silver-inlaid jade pendant hanging on his chest, and said: "Second brother, there are only these items, what are these ghost things of his grandmother worth, it seems that this tomb robbery has lost even his underwear." The second brother muttered: "You are right, only these things are not enough for the travel fee." Old Fifth and Sixth, you see that this corpse is so well preserved, but there is no pearl and jade in its mouth, what is the reason?"

Liu Lao Wu said: "In my opinion, this corpse is very strange, the appearance is the same as a living person, but no matter how you make him, he doesn't move, the inside is no different from a dead person, this embalming technology is superb, if you can ask Zhang Zhentian for it, we can make a fortune just by selling this embalming technique, so we have to be afraid to do this thief's business?" Gao Lao Er said: "I'm afraid that as soon as you ask Zhang Laogou to study, you will divide the corpse for him, it is better to dig his ancestral grave to be more practical." He Lao Liu said: "I see that there must be antiseptic pearls, but they are not put in the mouth of the corpse." Gao and Liu asked in unison, "Where will it be placed?"

Li Yihang couldn't hear He Laoliu speak, but he heard Gao and Liu clapping their palms on each other, and praised in unison: "It makes sense, this method was commonly used by the ancients, but I didn't expect Zhang Laogou to learn it." He Laoliu became bold and said, "You are on guard on the side, and I will do it." Gao Liu and the others said: "That's it." ”

Li Yihang's breath was churning, and he was so uncomfortable that he wanted to shout, but he couldn't move, and when he heard them say, "Just do it", he didn't know what they were going to do, and he didn't have time to think about it. Suddenly, he felt that someone was stirring up his waist, and he was actually untying his trouser belt! Li Yihang's surprise was not trivial, and he scolded wildly in his heart: "These dog thieves are so perverted, what do you want to do, you want to take off people's pants, and I am not a woman! He cursed all the foul language in his heart, but it couldn't stop the man's movements, and the man turned him over and ripped off his trousers and underwear.

Li Yihang's heart was cold: "It's terrible, this stinky sixth man wants to rape me from the future!" He suddenly remembered Lou Kaitai, Lou Kaitai originally said what he said about eunuch zombies in the barren mountain tomb on the outskirts of Yuezhou City, and he didn't believe it at first, and he wondered how there were men in the world who were interested in men, and how could a living person kiss a dead salted fish, but at this moment, when his pants were removed, he was finally convinced that there were such perverted and disgusting people in this world! He wanted to cry without tears, so he could only lie quietly on the stone slab, helplessly waiting for that painful moment to come.