Chapter 302: Come to find the drunkard Liu
In Jiang Lao's mouth, I learned the origin and origin of the Yingzhou Six Peaks Guarding Mountain Spirit Beast, and Lao Qi and I not only did not find a breakthrough, but we were even more bottomless. Originally, I thought that the saying that knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent would not be defeated in a hundred battles was right, but now I found that I could not fully believe what the ancients said, in the words of Lao Zhi: "Those are all drafts that the ancients bragged about, and whoever believes them is unlucky!"
Asked Jiang Lao again, can you give us some practical advice, but Jiang Lao said that he only knew the origin and origin of a few spirit beasts, and the rest couldn't help us at all.
As soon as Lao Yu heard this, he snatched the Qibao Wheel Turn, hurriedly took it in his hand and shook it, and then the corners of his mouth twitched, I also took it in my hand and shook it, and I couldn't help but feel a little pain in the flesh after a while, only after such a short period of effort, Jiang Lao drank a third again, leaving a small half of the gourd from the original half of the gourd, and the angry old man rolled his eyes, but he couldn't say anything, maybe when he could use Jiang Lao again, if the relationship was stiff now, and if he wanted to deduct something from Jiang Lao's mouth in the future, I am afraid it would be difficult.
But Lao Yu is a straightforward temper, and he has to put on a smiling face when he suffers a loss, which is impossible, unless the gold bars crackle down in the sky to relieve Lao Yu's mood at this time.
So Lao Yu tried his best to hide a big cold face, with his back to Jiang Lao, leaving only the back of Jiang Lao's head, like a king-sized gas bag, without saying a word. It made me look embarrassed, how could there be an old man like this, no matter how angry he was, he had to hold back a little, and directly turned his back to Jiang Lao, it was better to quarrel with him directly.
Looking at Jiang Lao's face again, it was also red and white, it is estimated that Jiang Lao has never seen such a personality as Lao Qi.
After a few more greetings with Jiang Lao, he pulled up Lao Qi, who was still holding the back of his head to express his dissatisfaction, and walked towards the mountain road leading to Zizhou Peak, and suddenly grabbed Lao Qi and said, "Hey, let's go find Liu Bolun!"
"What are you looking for him?" Lao Zhi still had a distressed look on his face.
"He's been in Yingzhou for so long, maybe he also knows about the six peaks of Yingzhou?"
The old man blinked his eyes and said, "Hey, yes, maybe that old pervert can help us, and get some wine by the way." ”
So, Lao Yu and I returned to the bank of the weak water river, and Jiang Lao saw that we walked back again, and seemed to understand what we meant. There are three people in Yingzhou, the old lady of Zizhou didn't tell us, Jiang Lao also said everything he knew, only the old guy Liu Bolun was left, goodbye we went back to find him, no need to ask, it must be to cross the river by ferry to find Liu Bolun.
There wasn't much nonsense, and Jiang Lao directly ferried us to the other side of the weak water river. I said that I would pick up Lao Qi and me at this time the next day, and then I held the boat and disappeared on the winding weak river.
Lao Jia and I were familiar with the road, and walked along the Yuli Spring to Liu Bolun's residence. After walking forward for a while, several thatched houses faintly appeared on the edge of the purple forest in the distance, similar to the thatched houses of the horse shed. A few simple purple wood pillars are covered with thatch, the thatched hut is made of bamboo strips around it, and the door is full of large and small wine jars, everything is the same as a year ago, this is Liu Bolun's "Liu Mansion" in the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest!
Looking from afar, I saw a person pouting his big ass rummaging for something, and from time to time he got up and scratched his half-bald head with few hairs. Less than one meter and a half tall, sloppy clothes, no elastic waistband, a big pimple directly twisted around the waist, stuffed into the waistband of the pants, how do you look like a fat chicken with hanging legs, such a standard shape, who can it be if it is not Liu Bolun!
When Lao Qi saw Liu Bolun, he immediately shouted at the top of his voice: "Hey, Lao Liu, why didn't you sleep with a bare ass today?"
Liu Bolun heard someone shouting behind him, stared at the source of the sound with two round little eyes, and saw me and Lao Yu who were walking towards him, and grinned loudly. The small windows of the two hearts, one big and one small, got a little closer, rubbed his nose and smiled: "What's the matter? Why do you two have time to come to see me Liu today?"
The old man smiled and said, "I have to take the time to come and see you if I don't have time, because you have good wine!
Liu Bolun is a connoisseur of winemaking, out of his hand brewed wine, I am afraid that I am not willing to take the peach elixir, naturally I am willing to hear the praise of others, plus for thousands of years few people can accompany him to drink, see me and Lao Yu come to accompany him to relieve his boredom, naturally overjoyed. Directly from the side room that was about to fall apart, I took my clothes as a rag and wiped it on the mouth of the altar, carefully, I obviously saw doting in his eyes, like stroking the heads of children, it can be seen that Liu Bolun is a person who loves wine.
The lid of the altar was lifted, a burst of strange fragrance suddenly dispersed, at the beginning I also said that I drank and made a mistake, and today I said that I would not drink anything, but I can smell the wine again, and the saliva is swallowed into the stomach one by one, not much to say, first punish myself with three cups!
As for why self-punishment ... Let's talk about the punishment first!
Liu Bolun glared at the two small eyes, one big and one small, and said: "You haven't come out for a year, and your expression is very different from before!"
"Hehe... Lao Liu has good eyesight!" Lao Yu looked at Liu Bolun with a big mouth, his face full of pose.
"Sure enough, it's a three-day farewell, Brother Nangong's hair is really as ink-colored, waist-length, and has the style of my Seven Friends in the Bamboo Forest!"
After listening to Liu Bolun's words, I was a black line in my head, I thought that he said that we were different from a year ago, and he was talking about cultivation, but I didn't know that the two were not the same thing at all.
Lao Zhi originally wanted to brag about Liu Bolun, how to do penance in this year, how to achieve success in cultivation, how not easy, and talk about Liu Bolun again, but the old man miscalculated, Liu Bolun, this old guy is talking about my hair, and my hair is up to my waist, does this old pervert want to say that you can marry me when I have long hair and waist?
"I said Lao Liu, you are too superficial, you haven't seen Nangong for a year, you can see that Nangong's hair is long?
"You have long hair and short knowledge, can you speak!" said the old man with a displeased look.
"Inside?" Liu Bolun looked at the old man with drunken eyes and said: "Liu is clumsy, I can't see whether you are wearing clothes inside or not, anyway, I am not wearing them!"
"Poof!" As soon as Liu Bolun's voice fell, all the wine he had just drunk in his mouth was squirted out, but the incident happened suddenly, patronizing and avoiding Liu Bolun, but ignoring the old man on the side, and as a result, it was sprayed on the face of the old man without any bad behavior. The old man instinctively got up and went to hide, but it was too late, and the angry old man yelled at me for a while, and I could only accompany the smiling face to help him beat the wine stains on his body.
Liu Bolun's words are really too thunderous, Lao Zhi's original intention was to guide him to ask us what level of cultivation we have reached, but this Liu Bolun can be ranked among the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest, why can't he hear the meaning of Lao Zhi?
"I said Lao Liu, why are you getting older and more perverted? Who asked you if you wear pants anymore, what I said is inside! Do you understand?"
Lao Qi spat at Liu Bolun with a disgusted face, Liu Bolun glanced at me and Lao Qi, and said nonchalantly: "How? If you two have something to say, why bother to go around the bend with me! Isn't it just that your cultivation has improved, what is there to make a fuss about, and it is worth mentioning to a mere spiritual monk?"
Lao Zhi raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and he was despised by Liu Bolun, our hard year was so understated that it was not worth mentioning, not to mention Lao Zhi, even I was a little unconvinced.
"Of course, Mr. Liu is a half-immortal body, how can we two ordinary people compare with the dignified wine fairy Liu Bolun. ”
"Huh! That's... No matter how bad it is, I Liu has lived in Yingzhou for thousands of years, if I can't even feel this breath fluctuation, wouldn't I live in vain!" said Perfect Beauty took a sip of wine, and then grinned and said Good wine.
Lao Yu pursed his mouth and took a sip and said: "I don't know if it's in vain, but there are half-immortals who instigate ordinary people to steal things?"
Liu Bolun heard that Lao Yu was pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, not only did he not get angry, but he was a little excited, leaned forward and asked, "If you hadn't reminded me, I really forgot, did you bring me Luo Han Guo this time?" Liu Bolun's eyes were full of expectation.
When I heard that Liu Bolun mentioned the matter of Luo Han Guo, he suddenly became angry: "Pull it down, don't mention Luo Han Guo, if you really steal Luo Han Guo, it is estimated that the two of us will be bathing in weak water now!"
"Did you miss it?" asked Liu Bolun quickly.
"What do you mean by a miss? We didn't do anything at all, we ate some herbs planted by the old lady of Zizhou, and we almost died in his hands, and we dare to steal Luo Han Guo for you? Hmph!"
After Liu Bolun heard what the old man said, his eyes suddenly showed a look of disappointment, he took a sip of wine from the wine jar, and said as if he was lost: "It's okay! ”
When I heard that Liu Bolun also asked us to steal Luo Han Guo, he snorted coldly and said with a big mouth: "I deserve you or owe you, why do I have to listen to you." Besides, can we afford to provoke the old lady of Zizhou, if she doesn't steal things, she will always be beaten, if she steals her Luo Han Guo, she won't swallow the two of us alive! Are you a half-immortal, or you go and steal it yourself, we little fish and shrimp who go to the human spiritual monks don't have that guts!"