Chapter 303: Do what you like, attack what you don't prepare
Liu Bolun heard that Lao Yu was ridiculing him, but it was also true, we really didn't have the ability to dare to steal the old lady's Luo Han Guo from Zizhou, since the matter of stealing herbs was exposed, Lao Zhi and I worked hard every day to be slaves to their master and apprentice.
Although the girl is a tendon, after more than a year of dating, she gets along quite well, but the old lady of Zizhou is not so easy to serve, and she comes out every once in a while to find faults. is always cheap, there is no door on the mouth, and sometimes he will speak against the old lady of Zizhou, but the old lady of Zizhou has never been as good as Jiang Lao and Liu Bolun. Sometimes when you are provoked, you will be beaten up, and there is no room to fight back.
Looking back on the past year, it's really hard for me and Lao to give, I can't eat well, I can't wear well, I can't sleep well, I can't sleep well, everything is not good, in a word, people have to bow their heads under the low eaves...
Liu Bolun faced Lao Zhi's complaints, and it seemed that he didn't take it to heart, but had an expression of indifference. Obviously, the overly superficial thing of "face" seems to have no important significance for Liu Bolun, thousands of years of ups and downs have already been practiced invulnerability, as long as there is wine to drink and boast, the rest is not important.
Liu Bolun took a sip of wine and said: "Although I, Liu, am a half-immortal, but after all, there is helplessness, weak water is the intersection of the Three Realms, even Da Luo Jin Immortal is beyond reach, you can't let me beg that old immortal to take me across the river!"
Speaking of this, Liu Bolun said with a disdainful face: "Do you think I can't beat that Zizhou? With my wine fairy supernatural powers, how can a mere Zizhou Peak Guarding Mountain Mao God be my opponent..."
Before Liu Bolun could continue, Lao Yu interrupted directly: "You can pull it down, the girl has told us, you have been there several times, and the old lady of Zizhou was beaten by the old lady of Zizhou, and your nose and face were swollen, if you didn't run fast, you would have been thrown into the weak water river, and I am embarrassed to say that you fooled us!"
Liu Bolun was exposed, and his old face was more distorted than rotten chrysanthemums, and he didn't say anything for a long time. I look funny in my heart, Liu Bolun, this old guy is also a master who runs trains with a mouth, there are big ones, not to mention small ones, this shameless energy is really a fight with the old one.
Thinking of this, I coughed lightly a few times and said, "It's really not that we don't want to help you, it's really that the old lady of Zizhou has cultivated too high, and that Luo Han Guo seems to have been forbidden by the old lady of Zizhou, and the old lady and I have searched for it several times but have not found it." ”
Then, I told Liu Bolun everything I had experienced in the past year, how we found the old lady of Zizhou, and then how the old lady of Zizhou was difficult for us, and she didn't give us food, and then she was forced to steal her herbs, and then how she was discovered, and finally forced us to steal the Zhenshan Spirit Grass of the remaining six peaks, otherwise she would throw us into weak water and so on.
During the period, the old man was also foaming at the stars, adding oil and vinegar to the side, Liu Bolun listened to the red face, and said that Zizhou was inhumane, and finally carried the wine jar to avenge us, if I hadn't pulled it, Liu Bolun would have to swim through the weak water to find Zizhou desperately.
Of course, Lao Yu and I hope that Liu Bolun will go to the old lady of Zizhou to work hard, after all, the life and death of the two of them do not seem to be particularly important, but the top priority is to settle the three mountain guarding spirit beasts, get the fairy grass to go to the old lady of Zizhou to change the method of leaving Yingzhou, and then let them die together after this is done, maybe Lao Yu and I can still applaud and cheer for them.
Listening to the old man talking a bunch of nonsense, he didn't say anything about the mountain-guarding spirit beasts at all, it was estimated that he had forgotten the business, so he hurriedly found an opportunity to ask Liu Bolun: "Mr. Liu, do you know anything about these mountain-guarding spirit beasts?"
When Liu Bolun saw me ask him, he rolled his eyes, one big and one small, thought for a while and said, "Hmm... Those few mountain guarding spirit beasts still have some understanding, but they don't know much. ”
As soon as I reminded him, he also remembered the business of coming to Liu Bolun, and hurriedly urged Liu Bolun to say quickly, but Liu Bolun said for a long time, and it was just what Jiang Lao said, it seems that Liu Bolun knows no more information than Jiang Lao, and he can't help but feel a little lost.
Seeing me sighing, Liu Bolun blinked his two extremely asymmetrical little eyes and said, "How? Why sigh for no reason?"
I took a sip of wine and said: "Although we know some news about spirit beasts, our cultivation is too low, those mountain guarding spirit beasts are all sectarian disciples of the god era, the descendants of the ancient demons, how to say that they are also the cultivation of the earth spirit or the heavenly spirit, although Lao Yu and I have made rapid progress in cultivation in the short term, but the gap is too big, and the difference of one realm is a world of difference, not to mention that the two of us are only two spiritual monks, how can we go and grab things with the descendants of the ancient demons?" It's just a tiger skin, it seems that we can't go back to this house. ”
When I heard this, I lost the pride of drinking and bragging just now, and angrily raised the wine jar and poured a few sips of wine, muttering that I don't know what I was talking about, but I was greeting the ancestor of the ancient demon...
Lao Qi and I both understand the gap, what kind of existence is the bloodline of the ancient demon? Although the cultivation of the beast body is not as good as the foundation of human cultivation, the speed of cultivation is slow, and it has to survive the catastrophe, but the descendants of the ancient demon are not trivial, they are all close relatives of the four ancient divine beasts, and their cultivation is far beyond that of the same creatures, and the strength of each of them is infinite, and the ferocity is incomparable!
So if you want to get the spirit grass, you either have to cultivate enough, or... Either it's enough...
Anyway, the chances are slim...
Just when the old man and I sighed and sighed that the chances were slim, Liu Bolun spoke: "In the battle of Muye during the Shang and Zhou dynasties, Jiang Ziya led an army of 100,000 and broke the enemy's army of 700,000. In the battle of Julu in the Qin and Han dynasties, Xiang Yu had less than 20,000 troops, but he was able to completely annihilate the opponent's 400,000 army, and afterwards there was the battle of Pengcheng, and the opponent's 560,000 army with only 30,000 troops fell into the water, and finally won a complete victory, annihilating 200,000 enemies. Since ancient times, soldiers have been like this, victory or defeat has little to do with the number of soldiers, and the strength or weakness of it, mainly because of this!"
After Liu Bolun finished speaking, he nodded his head, and said with a big mouth full of disdain: "Hmph! Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, your brain is so good that you can still make the old lady of Zizhou look for teeth all over the ground, and let us steal Luo Han Guo for you, hum!"
Liu Bolun was told by the old man to the shortcomings, choked on the neck, I hurriedly asked the old to shut up, since Liu Bolun said confidently, there should be a clever plan to deal with the spirit beast, thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little nervous, and asked: "Mr. Liu is through the past and the present, is there any good way?"
Seeing that I was nervous and eager, Liu Bolun deliberately sold the guanzi, and took a sip of wine unhurriedly before saying: "Do what you like, attack it unprepared!"