Valkyrie Comedy VI

Hawking's flesh reduction technique is extremely exquisite, he uses massage acupuncture points to make people's muscles expel or absorb water, and at the same time use clever grasping techniques to narrow or loosen the bone and joint space, changing the shape of the person's body. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info can make the eighty old lady tall and mighty, and it can also make the big man shrink like a yellow-mouthed child. It's magical.

At the same time, he is also good at the method of disguise, he uses the gel made from pig tendon, applies pig skin, and sticks to human skin. The human skin pigskin can be stuffed with finely minced pork bones in the middle to change the shape of the human face, make the person beautiful and ugly, or use the method of shrinking the meat to atrophy the masticatory muscles of the face, so that the human face becomes fat and thin. In this way, the tall, short, beautiful and ugly are all at will, and almost everyone can be incarnated into anyone. This method was named by Hawking as the "Great Method of Shrinking Flesh", and although the effect is amazing, it has a flaw that it does not last long, at most one day. After the time limit, it must be restored to its original state, otherwise there is a possibility of death from dehydration.

Hawking famously used clever tricks to turn Li Zicheng into a handsome son, and Zhang Xianzhong into a follower scholar. Yoo Min-sze becomes a martial arts bodyguard. Then it was Xiao Bei's turn.

Hawking Ming first performed plastic surgery, turning Xiao Bei's face into a heroic chivalrous warrior, and then rubbed the acupoints all over Xiao Bei's body, and after a long time, he was only tired and sweating, but Xiao Bei's body did not react. I had to sigh and say: "Little, your body is too stiff and insensitive, and you don't react at all under my wonderful massage, what a sluggish man~~\"

Xiao Bei coughed, arched his hand, and said, "Under the ...... Congenital disability, painless and itchy all over the body, may have previous nerve damage. But with this face, no one will see through it, Brother Huo has worked hard, let's set off as soon as possible. \"

Hawking was quite unwilling, sighed, shrunk himself into a four-foot dwarf, took out four notes, and said: "This note is your name and identity, and when the time comes to encounter the checkpoint, you must not make a mistake, otherwise you will be exposed." My fake name is Hobbit, and I'm a dwarf who makes a living by juggling. Everyone remembered. Also, Miss Liu, try to pretend to be dumb later. With that, he divided the note among the four people.

The four of them read the note, wrote down their names and identities, and then burned the note, leaving no trace.

The identity assignment of the four has been decided, Li Zicheng changed his name to Li Muming, is a student of the philosophical building of Xi'an Taoist Academy, this trip, mainly to enter Beijing to catch the exam, but also to increase experience. Xiao Bei, whose pseudonym is Xiao Yan, is a disciple of the Wuzi Building of the Truth Academy, and hereby comes out to walk the rivers and lakes, escorting Li Zicheng by the way. And Liu Minshi's name is Liu Ruyi, who is a bodyguard of the Yuelu Dart Bureau In front of Liu Minshi, who was born deaf and dumb, he specializes in protecting Li Zicheng's travel. Zhang Xianzhong's name is Zhang Heng, and he is Li Zicheng's scholar.

In fact, the four of them have no flaws, but the name of Hawking, who is disguised as a hobbit dwarf, is too eye-catching, and I am afraid that he will be suspected by the government, but Hawking is very confident in himself, so he chose the strangest identity to challenge his limits. After repeated persuasion by everyone, they still refused to change, so everyone had to give up, pack up, and leave the house together.

At this time, it was almost dusk, and seeing that the gate of the county was about to close, everyone couldn't help but speed up their pace and came to the gate of the county seat. Lord Cai, who was electrocuted into a pig's head, also inspected the personnel, with a pair of triangular eyes, looking left and right, with a fierce expression. It's just that it seems that the body still trembles occasionally.

Xiao Bei and the others followed the team, slowly moved forward, and soon came to the side of the checkpoint, Lord Cai looked at these five people suspiciously, the more he looked at them, the more strange he felt, and suddenly grabbed Hawking's name and asked: \"You five people, what is the matter with leaving the city so late?"

Hawking Ming smiled and said: "My lord, the little one's name is Hobbit, he is a juggler, and he wants to take these young masters to Tongren Town to see the head of our dwarf juggling troupe. Due to the uncertainty of the juggling troupe, which may move at any time, we had to hurry up to avoid delaying the trip. \"

Lord Cai's gaze swept over the four of them, and the rest of them all looked calm, only Xiao Jie and Liu Minshi's eyes wandered, as if they intended to avoid looking at themselves. Suspicious in his heart, he skipped others, walked straight to Liu Minshi, and asked, "What is your name? What are you doing here?"

Liu Minshi shook her head, pointed to her mouth, followed a few gestures, and pointed to her ear.

Hawking Ming hurriedly stepped forward and arched his hand and said: "My lord, this chivalrous warrior is a strong martial arts dart master in the Yuelu Dart Bureau, helplessly deaf and dumb, he can only communicate through gestures, please forgive me." \"

Master Cai said suspiciously: "Deaf and dumb, what kind of dart master do you have?

Hawking nodded and said: "Although he is deaf and dumb, his martial arts are really outstanding, otherwise it would be impossible to do things in the Yuelu Dart Bureau." \"

Master Cai was suspicious, walked up to Xiao Bei again, and asked, "Who are you? Why don't you dare to look directly at this official?"

Xiao Bei thought to himself that he had a conversation with him, so he didn't want him to see the flaws. So he controlled his chest and abdominal muscles, used the technique of ventriloquism, and said in a clear voice: "In Xia Xiaoyan, a disciple of the Wuzilou of the Truth Academy, I was specially ordered by the master to travel this time, and escorted my friend to Beijing to take the exam. Because of the majesty of the adult's appearance, the villain encountered such a big battle for the first time, so he was a little nervous. Therefore, I dare not look directly at the adults, hoping that the adults will forgive the sins. \"

Seeing that he was handsome, his attitude was modest, and he looked like a famous disciple, he didn't dare to underestimate him at the moment, called his subordinates, took out the wanted warrants and compared them one by one, and saw that these five people were not listed, so he waved his hand and said: "Let go." The two soldiers at the pass put away their halberds and made way for the city gate.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly Zhang Xianzhong coughed twice because he was too excited, which touched the wound between his chest and abdomen, and a small piece of blood was printed through his shirt.

Lord Cai's eyes were sharp, and he hurriedly shouted: "Suspend the release." \" walked up to Zhang Xianzhong, pointed to the bloodstains and asked: \"What's the matter with you?\"

Zhang Xianzhong said: \"I...... Just now when I was sorting out the ancient books for my son-in-law, I was accidentally scratched by bamboo slips, and I was in a hurry to go out, and I didn't have time to deal with ...... properly\"

Master Cai said with a suspicious expression: "Lift up your clothes and let me take a good look at the wound." \"

When Zhang Xianzhong heard this, he was immediately anxious, knowing that his Zhuge crossbow was hanging on his waist, and it was a prohibited weapon.

Hawking Ming stepped forward quickly, stood in front of Lord Cai, and said: \"My lord, this wound has just been bandaged, and I can't see the wind, I hope my lord ......\"

Lord Cai's face changed, and he said, "Damn, how can you know so clearly about this scholar, are you a dwarf a fool?"

Under the kick, the dwarf did not move at all, which was extremely inconsistent with his figure. Lord Cai's heart sank, and he shouted: "Come on, there are strange ...... here."

As soon as the words fell, suddenly a soldier in the distance shouted: \"It's Yi Wuyang, Yi Wuyang is here!\" I saw a person standing in the open ground, with a long body and a dashing appearance, who is Yi Wuyang? Hearing this, the soldiers rushed over, holding weapons, and surrounded Yi Wuyang in the middle.

Yi Wuyang smiled slightly, stretched out his palm, and with a wave of his hand, a soldier who was a foot away suddenly spurted blood from his mouth, his clothes were on fire, and he fell to the ground screaming. The rest of the soldiers were frightened for a moment and did not dare to come forward. At this time, a rope flew from the eaves next to him, came to Yi Wuyang's side, and was grabbed by him, and then the long rope was withdrawn, and Yi Wuyang also flew to the eaves with the long rope and disappeared.

"Chase after him, don't let him run away!" Lord Cai was excited for a while, leaving Xiao Bei and them behind, and hurriedly commanded the troops to go to encircle Yi Wuyang.

"Good opportunity, if you don't leave at this time, when will you stay?" Hawking waved his little hand and ran away, and the rest of the people waiting to get out of the customs also rushed up and poured out of the city gate. Xiao Bei and the others mixed in the middle and escaped with them.