Martial God Comedy V
“...... Share the world together?" Xiao Yi was immediately dumbfounded when he heard this, he had never had much ambition, and at the same time, he also felt that Zhang Zhinan was usually giggling, no matter what, he couldn't imagine the image of him wearing a dragon robe and sitting on a dragon chair in the Jinluan Palace. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Yes, Zhang Zhinan has been supporting the overall situation since Sanlin'er fell ill. Guarding the broken city of Jiama County, winning more with less, defeating Cao Wenzhao's cavalry in the plain, so that the invincible Cao Wenzhao tasted defeat for the first time, the news came out, the world was moved, and now it is a rising star in the rebel army. Our King Chuang said that it should be difficult to give birth to a son, and we want to unite with him and conspire with him. Li Zicheng said excitedly.
Xiao Bei thought to himself: "It's a good thing that this King Chuang values Zhang Zhinan so much. But how can you take advantage of others and treat people as sons? If you really seize the world in the future, how can your son compete with Lao Tzu?\" He didn't refute at the moment, he pondered for a while, and said: \"If that's good, I have something urgent and I'm about to rush back to Jiama County, but at present, the streets are full of chasing soldiers, chasing and intercepting everywhere, and we will be arrested as soon as we go out, what should we do?\"
Li Zicheng said: \"I originally made an appointment with the savior sent by King Chuang to connect in the restaurant, but I didn't know that you were so mixed up in the restaurant, even I was involved in the impulse, and now the savior doesn't know where it is, and I can't think about it." \"
Xiao Yi frowned and said, "What kind of savior? What is the use of sending one person in such a situation?
Li Zicheng smiled mysteriously and said: \"This savior can be powerful, he is known as the ......\" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound of footsteps from upstairs, Li Zicheng's face changed, and he immediately stopped talking, pricked up his ears, and listened to the movement of the footsteps.
I only heard the footsteps walking east and west, and suddenly stopped, and then there was a "squeak", as if the secret door was opened, and then I heard the sound of "tuk tuk tuk" getting louder and louder, and stopped for a moment when it approached the door.
Xiao Bei hurriedly pulled Liu Minshi to hide next to the door, Li Zicheng glanced at Zhang Xianzhong, picked up the spatula himself, put his back behind him, and blocked Zhang Xianzhong's face, Zhang Xianzhong shrank behind Li Zicheng, showing nothing, and raised the Zhuge crossbow to the door.
only heard three knocks on the door, paused, and then knocked four times, Li Zicheng was taken aback, hurriedly raised his hand and waved down, signaling Zhang Xianzhong to put down the crossbow. The door was pushed open, and a figure walked in.
I saw that the man was short, less than four feet, emaciated, with a delicate face, like a woman, with fluffy and messy hair, and his body was covered with gold and silver, and his image was extremely fashionable.
Li Zicheng looked puzzled and asked, "Who are you, and how do you know the code of our knock?"
The man said in a male or female voice: "Ouch, Brother Li, why don't you even remember my little five, I came to save you on the orders of King Chuang." That's your attitude. It's heartbreaking. \"
Li Zicheng's eyes widened and exclaimed: \"You are Wu Niang...... Little Five, how did you become the way you are?\"
That little five laughed, his figure suddenly rose, and he was soon as tall as Li Zicheng, his muscles were knotted, and his face became full of flesh, which was almost like two people just now. The garment was also stretched out and bulging, as if it was about to tear at any moment.
Li Zicheng shouted happily: "Little five...... If it's you, your disguise has reached such a level of supernatural power?\"
The muscular man said solemnly: \"Hey~~I hate it~~ Don't call me Xiaowu, people have a name, it's called Hawking's name." This is not a disguise technique, it is called the Dafa of shrinking bones and hiding flesh. It's something I've learned recently. \"
Xiao Bei couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat when he saw this mighty man named Hawking emitting such a coquettish look. Turning his head, he didn't dare to look him in the eye.
Liu Minshi pulled Xiao Bei and said, "Master, this person is so weird, the yin and yang qi on his body can move freely, especially ...... Two ...... under the crotch The other men are all red yang, even the master you ...... It's no exception. But master, in addition to those two red grains, there is also a black evil qi wrapped around you...... And he is half yin and half yang, and even yin and yang are declining. \"
Xiao Bei listened to Liu Minshi's description of the man's ****, and the more he spoke, the more he couldn't speak, and he was afraid that Hawking would hear it, so he hurriedly covered Liu Minshi's mouth and said softly: \"Don't speak...... lest it attract his attention......\"
Saying that it was too late, the Hawking head turned 90 degrees at a very fast speed, with a bewitching smile on his face, and said to Xiao Jie and Liu Minshi: "Yo yo, look who else is here? Xiao Lizi, Xiao Zhangzi, you two are not shallow. \" After that, he leaned over and looked Xiao Liu and the others up and down, his face almost touching Xiao Liu's face.
Xiao Bei was sweating profusely, bowed slightly, and said: \"Huo ...... Hello brother...... In Xia Xiao, it is Brother Li's new friend...... This is Liu Minshi, my apprentice......"
Hawking nodded sharply, kept rubbing against Xiao Bei's face, his lips opened and closed with great movements, and when he was close, he was only one centimeter away from Xiao Bei's cheek, and said: "My name is Hawking, known as "King of Thousands of Faces", the first in the world in the art of disguise, and please Xiao Gongzi and Miss Liu give me a lot of advice~~. \"
Seeing that Hawking's lips were about to be attached to Xiao Bei's face, Li Zicheng asked in a loud voice: "Little Wu, how did you find us?"
Hawking Ming seemed to reluctantly turn his head away, and said: "Ouch, little plum, you made such a big noise, it's hard not to pay attention to you." And I know you so well, I know where you like to hide, and you have that strong masculine smell on you, it's hard to find you. \"
Li Zicheng scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "With your nose, even the hound can't compare to you." \"
Hawking puffed up his chest proudly, patted his chest, and said: "Don't worry, with me, where the officers and soldiers are concentrated, how many people are all clear, wait to see my clever means, keep you dressed up beautifully, even your father and mother can't recognize it." \"
Xiao Beiya didn't want to accept the disguise, but the situation forced her to follow Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong, and suffered the fate of the disguise.