I don't know how long it took, I just felt dizzy, I struggled to open my eyes, a strong burst of sunlight squeezed into my eyeballs, I closed my eyes again and again, tried several times, and finally could get used to those dazzling lights.

As far as the eye can see, I am in a purple world, not only the flowers are purple, but even the mountains and trees in the distance are purple.

I'm not dreaming again, am I?

I rubbed my eyes, endured the pain on my body and barely sat up, just sat up straight, and found that there was a person lying on my stomach a meter away from me, this person seems to be still known, isn't this Lao Zhi, how did he run into my dream, since it is a dream, then let me have a good time.

Thinking of this, I laughed evilly, grabbed a large rock beside me, and threw it, followed by an unpleasant scream.

"Huh, stump on him for being conscious in my dreams?" he said to himself.

Just as I was thinking about this question, Lao gave a few arches to his big buttocks, sat up with a hum, rubbed the back of his head with his hand and looked around, and scolded vaguely: "His uncle, this is something that doesn't have long eyes and smashed me, and it hurts me to death! Hey, am I not surrounded by the demon beasts of the Xuanyuan Divine Sect, why did I come here? Where is this, why are they all purple?" As he spoke, he rubbed his little eyes in panic, and he was extremely forced like that.

I laughed on the side and said, "Hey, I said I'm old, why did you still run into my dream?

Lao Zhi looked at me, and when he saw me, he was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Dream your uncle, you still talk in the middle of the day, it's time for you to go to the hospital!

"Isn't that a dream?"

Lao Qi said in a contemptuous tone as if he saw a mentally handicapped child: "After the beating, I started playing innocent with me, are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid with me?"

After listening to the old man, I pinched my thigh hard, and I gasped in pain! I have consciousness, this is indeed not a dream, but where is this? Aren't we surrounded by those old beasts of the Ape Ancestral Gate, why did we suddenly come here, could it be that the two of us are dead, and this purple flower is the flower of the other side?

It's not right, I've seen the flowers on the other side, it's not like this!

After knowing that everything in front of me was not a dream, he quickly stood up, and he didn't know if it was too fierce, or low blood sugar, he just stood up and saw a flower in front of him, and then hit Lao Yu, and the old man scolded his mother: "Your uncle's Nangong, smash me to death, hurry up and get out of the way for me, oops, my chin!"

After tossing for a while, Lao Yucai and I stood up with each other's arms, like two rural geese, looking at everything around us in a daze.

Lao Yu blinked his eyes and asked me: "I said Nangong, I'm a little blindsided now, we won't really die, I remember that before I fainted, it seemed that I was struck by lightning, and then it was like being thrown into a bottomless tunnel, and the tunnel was full of stars." Why did you wake up and run here, where is this?"

"You ask me, I still want to ask you, hey, by the way, where is Songqi, where is Songqi?

I suddenly remembered Songqi, I didn't see her after waking up, could it be that I was into the river, thinking about it and looking into the river in front of me.

Seeing me all over the world, I squinted my little eyes and looked around and said, "It won't be a fall to death!"

"Fuck your uncle, you crow's mouth, she is so good at light work, she won't die if you die!"

"Ahh Why are you beating me?"

I stared at Lao Yu with an unhappy face and scolded: "You can't speak, if you can't speak, close that stinky mouth for me, can you look forward to Songqi's goodness!" After speaking, he limped and picked up the purple grass, in case it was covered by the grass.

Lao Yu twisted his big ass and followed me, muttering in a disdainful tone: "Hmph! You are still not happy to say her, as if you are somebody, hum!"

The place we are in now is too mysterious, too unbelievable. As far as the eye can see, there is a sea of purple flowers, blue sky and white clouds, distant mountains and near water, not to mention seeing, I have never even heard of it!

When I was in college, I had seen purple plants, but I had never seen such a large-scale plantation, who could have such a big hand, decorating this radius of hundreds of miles with purple, the breeze blowing, the purple sea rippling with the waves, bursts of fragrance, smelling me and the old to refresh.

In front of me, a meandering stream flows under your feet, and the water is crystal clear. Lao Yu and I didn't know how long we were dizzy, and when we suddenly saw such a clear stream, we couldn't help but swallow our saliva. Without saying a word, he lay on the rocks by the stream and began to pour violently.

Unexpectedly, the taste of this stream water is really good, sweet and cool, and then recall the Coke and Sprite that I usually drink, it is simply pig urine, of course, I have never drunk pig urine, just to describe it, it is simply the best in the world.

Just when Lao Xiang and I poured water into the stream, an old man dressed in tatters came from a distance, wearing a torn linen shirt on his upper body, and a pair of linen pants with the same torn hanging legs on his lower body, with a big head and few hairs, with a pair of bare feet, and a big wine gourd in his hand, he stopped from time to time to take a few sips, and began to grin and sing something after drinking: "There are adults and gentlemen, take heaven and earth as one dynasty, ten thousand dynasties as a moment, the sun and the moon as a stumbling block, and the eight wildernesses as the court." There is no trace, there is no room, the twilight is on the ground, and the indulgence is as it is..."

Singing and singing, he suddenly shuddered, and then, without even looking at it, took off his pants and began to open the sluice gate into the stream to release water.

When I was almost finished, I sat down on the stone and wiped my mouth, but there was a sound of a broken gong in my ears, and I wondered in my heart, there was no one just now, why was there someone's movement at this time, was this crying or singing? I immediately got up and looked at the source of the sound, and at this glance, there was a tumbling river and sea in my stomach, and this short and fat old man in front of me was urinating in the stream, and what was even more sad was that we were downstream, and he was upstream, no more than ten meters away, and people with a little longer brains could understand what was going on, and I turned around and vomited.

The happy Humpty Dumpty old man, who was urinating, suddenly heard a voice, and was frightened, impartial, and urinated all on his big feet, which looked in our direction and stretched his big feet into the stream and soaked them.

Looking at Lao Zhi who was still drinking water, my stomach almost vomited, and this thing was drinking.

To save him, he kicked him in the big ass and told him to stand up and stop drinking, who knows where the old guy's excrement was in his mouth.

The old man got up and burped, and was in a good mood: "Damn, this water is too delicious, I really hate my small stomach, otherwise I can drink it for a day, Nangong you... Uh, who's this old guy?"

I chattered for a long time before I saw the short and fat old man who was also stunned at us not far away. The old man scratched his belly, and walked over to us with a curious expression, his expression seemed to have found the last eunuch in New China, and he looked around us for a long time, and the old man was given goosebumps when he was looked at by this old man.

How long is he, I thought that the old man was short enough, and then look at this one, not even one meter five, a tattered dress, it is estimated that he has been wearing it for decades, the waist of the pants is not tight, and he directly twisted a big pimple, and tucked it into the waistband of his pants, like a fat chicken with hanging legs. Two small round eyes almost squeezed into one socket, still one big and one small, the nose of rosacea crooked mouth, and a dozen hairs were windless and automatic, like ostrich cubs that had just come out of their shells.

Stared at us for a long time and said to himself: "Did I say that something fell, I thought it was wrong, something really fell down." After saying that, he poured another sip of wine.

I and Lao Yu are looking at each other, and the heart said where this old miscellaneous hair came out, just now there was no figure in a radius of 100 miles, why did he suddenly run to us upstream to pee, just thinking of this, I couldn't help but churn in my stomach again, but I can't tell Lao Zhi, if Lao Yu knows that this old guy is standing upstream of us and peeing and shabu, he has to play with him!