Chapter 255: The Legendary Character - Wine Fairy Liu Bolun
When I woke up with Lao Yu again, I found that I was in a purple world, which shocked me and Lao Ge, such a fantasy scene may only appear in my dreams, but this is not the case, everything in front of me is real.
I don't know how long I've fainted in this purple world, after calming down a little, I feel hungry and thirsty in my stomach, and at this moment I suddenly heard the sound of running water in front of me, and I and Lao Yu hurriedly searched for the sound and found that it was actually a stream, and the stream here is very delicious, very sweet!
But when I was drinking with Lao Yu, I suddenly looked up and found an ugly-looking short and fat old man peeing into the stream, and this glance almost made me vomit nauseously, but I still couldn't help but didn't tell Lao Yu, otherwise the consequences can be imagined.
Lao Yu was also attracted by this sudden short and fat old man, the key is that this old man's appearance is so distinctive, I don't know how to describe him...
The old man circled around the old man a few times, and then asked with a new look, "Hey, old man, where did you come out?"
"Where did this come from? I was sleeping here, and I woke up when I heard a shout, where did you come from?"
The old man spared me several times before he returned to my side, pouted and said, "Sleep, sleep here, aren't you afraid of a stroke?"
The old man Humpty Dumpty poured another sip of wine from the gourd, and looked disapproving: "The sky is the cover, the ground is the bed, I can sleep wherever I want, how?"
"Then you mean the two of us are burrowing you under the hood?"
"Yes, there is indeed such a suspicion!"
Lao Yu spat at the old man Humpty Dumpty and scolded: "I said why don't you want your old face, and we drilled your bed, why don't you say that we drilled your crotch? Hurry up and tell us where this is, we have to go back to find someone!"
The old man of Humpty Dumpty listened to the old man's unkind tone of self-questioning, but he was not angry, staring at the small eyes of two glass balls, one large and one small, and said with a rosacea: "Do you want to go?" I'm afraid you can't go!"
As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly asked, "What do you mean that you can't leave, where is this place?"
"Let me tell you, this is Yingzhou!"
"Yingzhou?"
Lao Yu and I exclaimed almost in unison!
Yingzhou is the legendary fairy mountain of the East China Sea, according to legend, Yingzhou is 700,000 miles overseas in Huiji, with a radius of 4,000 miles, and there is a fairy grass on it. There is a jade mountain that is thousands of feet high, called Qingyu Paste Mountain, there is a spring in the mountain called Yuli (li) spring, the spring water is like wine, the taste is sweet, you will get drunk when you drink a few liters, and you can make people immortal.
Could it be that this is the mythical and legendary Yingzhou Immortal Island, then the stream we just drank is Yuli Spring?
This is absolutely impossible, who doesn't know that Yingzhou is the intersection of the heavenly realm and the human world, where the gods stay, just by virtue of me and Lao to give this virtue can still enter Yingzhou?
Of course, Lao Yu didn't believe Humpty Dumpty's words, he thought Humpty Dumpty was mentally ill, and immediately asked: "Did you forget to take medicine when you went out, and Yingzhou, are you talking about that Yingzhou?"
The old man glanced at the old man and said, "Which Yingzhou can it be, is there a second Yingzhou in the world?"
Lao Yu and I glanced at each other, then looked around at the purple world, and then at Humpty Dumpty Old Man, and doubts began to arise in our hearts.
Could it be that this is really the legendary Yingzhou? If this is not Yingzhou, then what kind of place will it be? Where can it be so strange, the whole world is purple, and the bay stream is the most!
Grandpa used to talk about Yingzhou, but grandpa only said that Yingzhou is a connection point between the human world and the fairy world, but he never described what Yingzhou is like. The place we are in now is indeed very unusual, the energy of the Yuan Spirit is sufficient, even richer than the Dementor Tower, could it be said that Lao Yu and I were put into Yingzhou by Lei Zhipi?
For a while, Lao Qi and I didn't know what to say, and we were searching for all the information about Yingzhou.
When the Humpty Dumpty old man saw the old man looking like a fool entering the city, he couldn't help but be proud, with a stinky fart on his face.
I don't care about how stinky and beautiful that old guy is, just say that this is Yingzhou? Then didn't Lao Yu and I stay with the immortals, as the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and we will not become immortals over time? If I and Lao Yu become immortals, we still need to be afraid of that Xuanyuan Divine Cult and the Dragon Demon, so we will directly catch them all and throw them into the pot, put some pepper and salt, and stew them in the northeast, so that they can get rid of them again.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but start to get excited, rubbed my palms and asked the short and fat old man: "Since this is Yingzhou, are there many immortals living here, then you should also be immortals, right?"
"Immortals?" When the old man saw me say that there were immortals, he couldn't help but stare at two small eyes, one big and one small, and looked around, and then said, "Where are the immortals?"
"Aren't you a god?"
When the old man saw me say that he was a fairy, he looked confused, blinked his little eyes and said, "Am I a fairy?" I still want to know whether the fairy is long or flat, Hugh wants to joke, does the fairy have me like me?"
"What? Isn't it! Isn't Yingzhou a place where immortals live?"
Seeing that the old man didn't believe his words, the old man took another sip of wine and said, "I've lived here for hundreds of years, and I haven't seen a single immortal!"
"Lie down, how many hundred years have you lived? Aren't you a god? You can admit it quickly, do you have any elixir or anything on you, give me a few pills to taste!"
The old man of Humpty Dumpty saw that the old man was staring at him, and he lifted his crotch pants, and gave the old man a look of contempt and said, "There is no elixir, good wine and half a gourd." ”
When Lao Yu heard that the old man Humpty Dumpty had no elixir, he immediately lost interest. As soon as I heard this short and dumpty old man talk about recruiting three or four, I don't seem to be a reliable person, I have heard Grandpa Hu say since I was a child that Yingzhou, the abbot, and Penglai are all places where the gods live, but are the gods like this? Isn't it too embarrassing for the gods?
So he asked, "That... Is there anyone else in this place in Yingzhou?"
Humpty Dumpty Old Man thought about it thoughtfully, probably because his brain was out of order from drinking, he looked up and thought for a while, put the big gourd into his armpit, and counted it several times with his fingers before saying: "There are four people living in Yingzhou, none of them are the immortals you are looking for, but there are two old neurotics with extremely strange tempers." If you want to find the gods, don't waste time here, let's go up to the heavens and take a look. ”
This old guy, let us go to the sky to see, did he think it was so easy to go to the sky, I had never even been on a plane, he let me go to the sky.
But after calming down and thinking about it carefully, the old guy in front of him really doesn't look like a fairy, how can a fairy look like this, he is dressed more like a helper than Hong Qigong, barefoot, wearing open crotch pants, this also has a benefit, the wind blows the ass and the ass is cool!
Anyway, Yingzhou is not half of the place, although the old guy in front of him is indeed a little different from the immortals, but the old goblin who can live in Yingzhou for hundreds of years must not be simple, maybe there is really a fairy opportunity to be found here!
At this time, Lao Yu has lost interest in this old guy, and the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes began to look into the distance, needless to say, he can guess through Lao Giving's thoughts, since ancient times, there are many fairy grass spiritual roots in Yingzhou, and Lao Zhi must be looking for fairy grass spiritual roots!
Of course, I also want the fairy grass spirit root, after all, the fairy grass spirit root in this Yingzhou is not comparable to the human world, if I can find a few, maybe it will be cultivated to a great progress!
Although I can't bear it anymore, I also know that I can't be reckless, so let's ask who this old guy in front of me is.
Thinking of this, he put on a humble look and asked, "Juniors dare to ask, who are you?"
The short old man rolled his glass-like eyes, one big and one small, and said with a rosacea, "Who am I?