When the old god saw that the old man opened his mouth, he scolded Zhang Tianshi for being an old bastard, and his eyes almost didn't pop out. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info estimates that he has been cheating and drinking for so long, and no one dares to scold Zhang Tianshi for being a bastard.

"You... You actually scolded Zhang Tianshi for..."

"You're an old bastard too!"

Before the old god stick finished speaking, the old man added another sentence, which made the old god stick angry, he said in his heart I don't care if you scold Zhang Tianshi, it's just an advertisement for himself, who would be really angry because of an advertising word.

It's different now, this is already a matter of his reputation, his iron-mouthed signboard is worth more than Zhang Tianshi, and today he was scolded by a little kid.

The old god stick slapped on the table with a "snap": "Hmph! I won't give you some color today, you really think that I can smash it if I say it!" After speaking, he took out a piece of yellow paper, which should be a stick figure, more like putting maggots in ink, fishing them out and putting them on the yellow paper to crawl out.

The old god took out the yellow paper and muttered in his mouth for a long time, and finally shouted as urgent as a law!

Not to mention, after the old guy finished talking, a yin wind blew in the room, and then a voice came out: "Who wants to touch my Zhang Tianshi's beloved apprentice!"

I immediately recited the eye-opening mantra silently, opened my yin and yang eyes, and after looking around the room, I found that there was a white-bearded old man sitting on a shrine next to the God of Wealth, who was holding KFC chicken wings in his hand at this time, and picking his feet while eating.

Could this Heavenly Master be like this? In front of everyone's eyes, he actually picked his feet and gnawed chicken wings without discipline?

Of course, it was he who felt that we couldn't see it, or it wouldn't be so obscene.

But the old lady who was sick and went to the doctor was frightened, and knelt on the ground with a poof, and called Zhang Tianshi to manifest his spirit, it is estimated that he doesn't know who Zhang Tianshi is, but it should be a god in the sky, otherwise can he only hear the sound and not see people?

The old god stick saw that his talisman paper that had been crawled out by maggots had worked, and at that time he returned to his original appearance of the fairy wind bone, stroked his beard and said: "Now if you admit your mistakes, I will spare you, kneel in front of me and kowtow three times, and then offer incense money on my master's throne, and I will be a large man, and I will not blame the past!"

Lao Yu also heard that voice, with so much experience, he would not believe what Zhang Tianshi was, first put aside personal grievances, that Zhang Tianshi is the head of the four heavenly masters around the Jade Emperor, how can he have time to give you an old god stick to fight unevenly, at this time he was scolding and looking for the source of the voice.

Songqi also saw the long-bearded old man who was picking his feet and gnawing chicken wings on the shrine, and handed a look to the old man, who suddenly understood, opened the yin and yang eyes and looked at the shrine, without saying a word, raised his big slap, riveted his strength, and "snapped" the old god stick with a big mouth.

"My dear mother!" the old god replied and leaned back on the sofa!

Songqi and I, as well as the old lady who knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, were all stunned by this slap, what happened?

"Master, are you okay?" I nervously wanted to go over and pick up the old god stick, but was stopped by the old man.

"You old coffin, you dare to fool me, if you don't knock out your front teeth today, you don't know what trouble comes out of your mouth!"

After saying that, I was going to continue to slap the old god's big mouth, but I stopped it quickly.

At this time, the old god stick was already stunned by the old man, and he swayed around the ground: "You! You! Master save me!"

At this moment, the little old man on the shrine who was picking his feet and gnawing chicken wings jumped down, and his perfect leap almost amused me, it turned out to be a dwarf, to say more about a meter two.

After falling, he stood on the back of the sofa, and was just about to open his mouth to speak, when he heard a crisp sound of "pop", and the dwarf old man was slapped by the old man into the fish tank at the door...

Now the excitement is even greater, the old god stick saw his master fall into the water, and swayed to save the master, who knew that the heating rod in the fish tank was leaking, and the master and apprentice were electrocuted straight ballet.

Songqi and I finally couldn't help it, this excitement was much more interesting than Uncle Benshan's abduction.

The old lady didn't know why, seeing the old fairy dancing ballet on the edge of the fish tank, she didn't dare to get up to save it, in case this was a ceremony, wouldn't it be a sin to leave without permission.

Lao Zhi caught the reason this time, and immediately scolded: "You old shameless, dare to take an old hedgehog to fool you to the master, and return Zhang Tianshi, when did Zhang Tianshi become a beast, let me tell you, if I don't clean up the two of you today, I won't give my surname! No, no, no... I don't even have the surname Hu!"

Lao Zhi was so angry that he almost forgot what his surname was, but listening to what Lao Yu said just now, that dwarf old man is an old hedgehog Chengjing, this should be placed in the Northeast, it is the white immortal in the earth immortals!

The master and apprentice danced the ballet for a while, and the old god finally fished out the dwarf, which was already small, plus the white beard on his face, and he was dipped in water just now, at this time he was like an old goat fishing in water, gasped for a few breaths, and scolded the old man: "You fucking dare to move the great immortal, you can't eat today!" After speaking, it was like the old man rushed over.

This long beard can make you taller and deeper, but you are only more than a meter tall, so keep it shorter. The old dwarf man just ran two steps, stepped on his beard, and "snapped" on the ground, and when he got up again, his teeth were all gone, are he sure he didn't come to be funny?

Laughing so much that Songqi and I were about to get angry...

The old man stood on the edge of the sofa with a big mouth, waiting for the dwarf old man to come over and fight with him, but before he could do anything, the old guy himself dropped his front teeth, thanks to not letting the Bai family leader Bai Santai in the Ma Family Immortal Hall see it, otherwise he would have to die of shame, it was really enough to embarrass the old fairy of the Bai family.

The old guy was probably stunned too, got up and ran to the door.

When the old god saw it, he hurriedly stopped him: "Master, Master, you are going backwards, behind you!"

Reminded by the old god stick, the dwarf old man swayed around, and did not forget to find face for himself: "Ben Daxian still doesn't know that he is behind, see how I clean him up!" After speaking, he put his beard on his shoulders and rushed over again!

"Hi Knock Knock...... At sunset, it was dark in the western mountains, and every household closed the door, and nine of the ten families were locked, and only the boy moved the immortals. Worship the Buddha Bodhisattva and Arhat, and then worship the Sect Master and the Five Immortals, I am ordered by the Black Mother of the Earth Ancestor to summon the Dharma Protector to go out of the mountain quickly, knock"

Lao Giving's helper must think of it, and five figures appear out of thin air, these five figures are already very familiar to me, the five protectors of the Dharma.

The dwarf old man saw five earth immortals appear out of thin air, how could he not see who they were as a goblin, and when he was surprised, a white-robed protector in the shoes protector opened his mouth and shouted: "Hmph! The face of the Bai family has been lost by you!"

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense with him, kill him an old potato, the little one is not tall and dare to pretend to be Zhang Tianshi, see that you are alive to the end, first pluck his beard for me, and then roll him into the pancakes to feed the pigs!"

The dwarf old man saw this situation, how could he not know that he kicked on the nail today, and at this time he didn't know how to curse the old god stick in his heart, and said that you could kill me! I was about to turn around and run away, but I was stopped by me and Songqi who were blocking the door, this is the matter of the shaman and the immortals, in other words, the old man is in charge of their family, I mainly watch the excitement today, because the master and apprentice are so humorous, it is a pity not to be an actor!

The old god stick was already stunned, and the dwarf old man narrowed his small eyes and said to the five shoe-lifting protectors: "Everyone is also a cultivator, it's best that the well water doesn't interfere with the river water, it makes me anxious, go back and order enough people to make you look good!"

"Hmm, let's look good? Why are you good-looking? I'm already good-looking, I don't need your help! You old grandson, you dare to scare me!" After speaking, he knocked on the Wenwang drum heavily, and the aftermath of the Wenwang drum rippled away, and the dwarf old man screamed!

"You... Where the hell did you come from?"

"Hmph! Authentic shamanic witchcraft, grandson of the great shaman Hu Guangcheng - Hu Qi!"