The three of them sat down on the long wooden chairs in front of the store with great interest, and listened to how much fun this iron-mouthed god could make when they were full. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Big sister, your court is dark these days, and there are constant disasters in your family. In the early years, he suffered from poverty, and the old children were in a group, this is the old wood in spring, and the appearance of a prosperous husband!

The old lady on the other side was squeaked by the old guy with long beard, and said in Shandong's dialect: "Master, my wife has been dead for more than 30 years, and I am a widow who pulls a son over, and I am not a prosperous husband with an old heir around his knees, are you wrong?"

The old guy who was still pretending to be forced heard that the old lady's wife had been dead for more than 30 years, and he groaned: "Hehe... Sure enough, as I expected, after you were widowed, you and your son depended on each other, and naturally they were inseparable from them, surrounding you in front of and behind you, and naturally your heirs were around your knees!"

It's the first time I've heard of the meaning of the heir around the knee, there are few children, and they are around their knees every day, this is the heir around the knee? At this time, the old man was crossing Erlang's legs and listening energetically, and Song Qi was also staring at it with a smile on his face, looking forward to how he would explain that an old widow who had been dead for more than 30 years was Wangfuxiang.

"You were widowed in your early years, lonely and helpless! Today, you are half a sixtieth, and you have long forgotten the appearance of your husband, this is the appearance of forgetting your husband!"

Sure enough, it was a god who calculated an iron mouth, and he actually explained the Wangfu statue as forgetting her husband, and I couldn't imagine that there was this explanation in Wangfu's picture when I was killed!

Lao Zhi even more admired and stretched out his thumb to show his admiration.

After listening to the old guy's explanation, the old lady slapped her thigh and said, "Master!

After speaking, he took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it over respectfully.

But the old guy didn't take it, but sighed helplessly and said, "This big sister should put away the money, your family's business... Hi... I can't do anything to blame the poor Dao! You better go!" After speaking, he got up and walked to the shrine and poured incense into the God of Wealth inside.

The old lady still looked at the old fairy in front of her with a reverent face just now, but she didn't expect that the old fairy didn't want to see things for herself, so she panicked at that time, this must be something shocking, otherwise why didn't this famous god count the iron mouth?

"Old fairy, there were more than 70 fires in my house a day, and now the house has burned to the ground, you are a living immortal in the world, how can there be a god who can't save him when he sees death, please save me, please!"

After saying that, he got up and knelt down to the old guy with fairy wind bones...

And this kneeling did not make the old guy with a stinky fart back down, but turned his back, scratched his buttocks while the old lady was not paying attention, coughed lightly and said: "I knew about the disaster of your family before you came to the future, your family offended the god of fire, so I condemned your family, it happened that the poor road was an old friend with the god of fire in his previous life, so it is not good to meddle in this matter!

"Lying down, I thought he really didn't charge money, this is a mouse pulling a shovel, and the big head is behind!"

Song Qi didn't seem to understand the old man's words, but he also understood the old guy's methods, isn't this just the desire to promote and suppress first. Don't charge you money first, in order to improve your image, and then excuse yourself and say that you can't help, the reason is not that you don't have that ability, but that it's too troublesome or will damage your yin morality. In this way, the person who asks for help will definitely not ask for it, and willingly take out the money in his pocket as a hard-working filial piety master.

This is the usual method used by those bullshit masters who cheat and cheat, although we understand, but the old lady was already confused, took out a dozen red tickets in her pocket, put them on the table and begged: "Old fairy, please tell that Vulcan friend that we are wrong, don't condemn to my house, this is the incense money to honor the Vulcan, please trouble the old fairy to help bring it, thank you!"

"Does this Vulcan still cost RMB?"

"You're stupid! What kind of yuan do the gods spend!" Song Qi gave a white look.

"This old guy is so good that he almost believed me. ”

"Hey, don't talk, listen to what's going on!"

Maybe we were too much of a movement, and we were discovered by the old guy who cheated in the house, and then walked to the door with an angry face and closed the door.

"This time, people won't let you see it!" Song Qi tilted his head and said with a playful face.

At this time, Lao Yu got up and walked to the door of the store, pouted his big ass and picked up the crack in the door!

My God, why can't you take the time to give this second point of wisdom? It was a glass door, and if the old man was not blind, he could see that a human-like creature was lying on the glass door of his house in a very elegant position, and as for what he was doing, he probably only could understand.

As expected, the old guy went out and scolded the old man with his head and face, but he didn't expect that as a fairy, he would also touch nails.

I was anxious to be sprayed by the old god's saliva, and when did I suffer this loss since I was a child. After reacting, even Ben Zaili was returned to the old guy, and the old guy was scolded for his erect beard. There is no five minutes at the door to watch the lively people.

The wife of the hotel just now was also in the crowd...

"Hey, it's him, I just ate a pancake roll, green onions, and six flatbreads!"

"Really, where did you get the rice bucket?

"I think he's going to be unlucky, this iron-mouthed god is high, ten years ago I was going to lose something, but I lost five dollars the day before yesterday!

"Really, that's too smart!"

I can't even describe the IQ of those people who watch the excitement, I should really thank them for the old guy, if it weren't for them, where would he go to cheat and eat and drink, and he would have starved to death on the streets.

Song Qi saw that Lao Qi was surrounded by the three layers inside and the three layers outside, and at this time, he was fighting the crowd with the strength of only one person, and he did not have the slightest intention of falling into the disadvantage. I looked at me with some embarrassment and said, "Nangong Dongluo, why don't we go, why do I feel a little embarrassed?"

"Well, good idea, I don't want to know him either, let's go"

"Nangong!"

Just as Songqi and I were just getting up and running away, suddenly the voice of Lao Yu came from the crowd...

Lao Qi and the old god stick confronted each other silently like this, and Lao Qi's small eyes were round, and he didn't mean to retreat at all.

As a senior monopoly iron mouth god in this area, the old god stick naturally can't be overwhelmed by the momentum of a foreign descendant, but after all, he is old, his eyes are not too good, and he is crying in the wind, and after less than twenty minutes of stalemate with the old man, his eyes are bloodshot, and tears are flowing down, thanks to the fact that he has driven away those who watched the excitement, otherwise everyone will see that the old fairy in the past has become this bear-like, and he will not have to laugh off his big teeth.

Just now in front of everyone, the old god stick said that the old man strayed into his personality, and he had to ask for an explanation, and everyone who watched the excitement was also looking forward to the excitement and was looking forward to the excitement more, and they all gave their ideas The scene is called a lively, and there is a lady who set up a stall to buy ice cream and simply pushed the refrigerator over and started business directly. Everyone discussed for a long time, and finally decided that the two people should PK separately to determine the winner.

Either this ginger is still old and spicy, and the fox is still a thousand-year-old sass! The old guy saw that everyone was coaxing, and he didn't have any real skills, and if he really fell into the hands of this young man with small eyes and big mouth, how could he still mess around in the future, and he couldn't even pay the rent if he couldn't make trouble. After thinking about it, I scared away all the people who gathered around the door to watch the excitement, but the innocent-looking old lady was left, and the money was spent, but there was such an accident, which was really an accident for me.

The two of them stared at each other with such big eyes, the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, and the temperature was close to below zero. Songqi sat on the sofa, took out nail clippers, and trimmed her nails in Titicaca, while the old lady was pacing back and forth behind the sofa, and the house was still in chaos, how could she not be in a hurry. In order to get out of here early, I coughed lightly: "Hmph! It's not too early, you... Isn't it a matter of how to compete in the end?"

After listening to my words, the old god stick was relieved, although he didn't show it, but a flash of joy flashed in his eyes, and he walked down the steps I had given.

"Hmph! Ignorant descendants, they don't know the height of the sky, and they come to smash my field! Do you know that I am the one hundred and eighth generation of Zhang Tianshi's eldest disciple, if it weren't for the sake of you being a child, I would have been..."

"Ahh If you don't mention Zhang Tianshi, I'm not angry, if it weren't for that old bastard, I wouldn't have to come all the way here to see you playing monkey!"

What the old man said is really good, if it weren't for Zhang Tianshi, the Jinghe Dragon King would not have to die tragically, and the Jinghe Dragon King would not have become a dragon demon if he did not die tragically, and without the dragon demon, I would not have to climb the mountain and wade out to find a teacher. If it weren't for these, maybe Xiaonuo and I would have been married and entered the cave room!