Xie Qin sat up with a stirring spirit.

It was quiet in the dormitory, everyone was still asleep, and it was already dawn.

Sechin picked up his phone and found that there were still a few minutes left before the alarm went off, so he turned off the alarm clock and rubbed his temples in frustration.

There was a buzzing sound, and he turned his head to see a mosquito eating after a full meal.

Syllable!

Xie Qin wiped the blood from his hands, and heard the buzzing sound again, it turned out that there was more than one mosquito in the mosquito net, how did they get in?

So he devoted all his time and energy to the most sacred cause of all—the struggle to catch mosquitoes under the mosquito net.

"Okay, catch it, catch it! Catch it! Catch it! Xie Qin has made a meritorious service! Xie Qin has made a meritorious service! Don't give the mosquitoes any chance! The great 2042 bed bunk! Xie Qin is alone, he represents the long history and tradition of the 204th dormitory! At this moment, he is not fighting alone! He is not alone!*"

(Parody of the famous sports commentator Huang Jianxiang's classic commentary on Italy's vs Australia in the '06 World Cup.) ）

Wu Deng didn't know when he woke up, and when he saw Xie Qin catching mosquitoes, he inexplicably began to explain the live story, waking up several people in the dormitory at once. Wang Chaoren poked his head out of the upper bunk angrily and just wanted to scold Zang Zhichao for your neurosis, when he saw Wu Deng's emotional appearance, and Zang Zhichao looked at him in a daze on the side, and he was stunned for a moment.

Xie Qin's mosquito net was already stained with blood, and he turned his head to look at Wu Deng in surprise like everyone else, and asked if this guy who had no sense of existence had taken the wrong medicine, only to see that his eyes were straight, and the whole person seemed to have gone to Ke Ke Xili to wash his soul under the high blue sky.

"Wu Deng, are you alright?" Xie Qin asked with concern, remembering his name clearly.

“...... He lived up to the expectations of the whole 204, this technique of catching mosquitoes is an absolute theoretical death... Lore, an absolute dead end!" Wu Deng's eyes fluttered towards Xie Qin, staring at him like a drunkard looking at a person for a long time.

Then he smiled and said, "...... My name is Wu Pan. ”

Xie Qin wondered, and suddenly thought of Zang Zhichao's wind oil essence and Wu Deng's moaning last night, and secretly said that it couldn't be that he had been smoked all night, and his head was not very bright......

"Hey, Wu Deng, what's wrong with you?" he rolled over and got out of bed, approached Wu Deng and touched his forehead, and tried himself again, well, no fever.

Wu Deng shook his hand away and corrected with a smile: "My name is Wu Pan." ”

Zang Zhichao said on the side: "That's right, Xie Qin, how can you always call Wu Pan's name wrong!"

Xie Qin glared at him angrily, it's not your fault!

The wake-up call rang suddenly.

I wipe it, Bai got up early! Zang Zhi is a pit for you! Xie Qin didn't care about Wu Deng, turned the table back to bed, and hurried to change clothes, and everyone was also busy in a hurry. Only Wu Deng was smiling and unhurried.

Seeing the people in the 204th dormitory who were belated, Instructor Fan was angry: "I told you that I will go downstairs and gather as soon as the trumpet sounds, have you forgotten, let the whole class wait for you?!"

Everyone bowed their heads and said, "Got it, instructor!" While slanting Wu Deng viciously: I blame you!

When Instructor Fan saw Wu Deng's eyes straight, he suddenly became even more angry, and shouted, "Wu Pan, haven't you slept enough?"

Wu Deng smiled, and his voice was ethereal: "Report to the instructor, I am very sober. ”

Instructor Fan was stunned, and shouted again: "Return to the team!"

"Yes, Instructor!"

Xie Qin said in his heart that Wu Deng was really abnormal, and his usual reaction to the fallacy of his name was very large.

Instructor Fan led the team to the cafeteria, suddenly remembered something, turned his head and said, "Remember to send someone to get water after eating in 2041!"

"Yes, instructor~" Wu Deng's voice was still ethereal.

While queuing up in the cafeteria to eat, Xie Qin leaned over to Wu Deng's side and asked, "Wu Deng, do you feel anything uncomfortable?"

Wu Deng smiled, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I feel fine now...... Also," he corrected Xie Qin solemnly, "my name is Wu Pan. ”

I'm almost stunned by you!You still say you're okay?!Xie Qin stared at him straight for a while, the latter's smile remained the same, and finally Xie Qin sighed, maybe it's just a temporary lack of inspiration, I'll see later.

Ding Yixiong, who was on the other side, suddenly shouted: "Let me tell you, the mosquitoes here are really evil, I have tucked the mosquito nets into the futon, and I was still bitten three or four bags in the morning." ”

Wang Chaohumanitarian: "Me too." ”

Qin Cheng said: "I didn't prevent it, I was bitten on the thigh." ”

"Three or four bags?" said Xie Qin disdainfully, "didn't you hear Wu Deng's live commentary in the morning? I catch mosquitoes under a mosquito net!" As for me," he said after a moment's feeling, "about seven or eight." ”

Wu Deng smiled and corrected: "My name is Wu Pan~"

Liu Jiapeng, who had been immersed in eating, raised his head and looked around at everyone, and said helplessly: "Dare to show it for now?"

Everyone was shocked.

Liu Jiapeng rolled his cuffs to his elbow and showed his left arm to show everyone, and said indifferently: "The widow has fifteen bags in this arm." ”

Wow——! everyone gasped.

Liu Jiapeng saw everyone's doubts and explained: "Isn't my mosquito net a double bed, it took a lot of effort to put it up yesterday, but it collapsed when I slept at night, and it was covering me, sweating all over." ”

“......”

Xie Qin said in his heart, no wonder I seemed to hear you snorting before going to bed last night, it turned out that the mosquito net collapsed.

Wu Deng abruptly interjected: "What are you talking about? Bao is talking about Bao Zi?"

...... You're out of help. Sechin looked at him silently.

"Haha, everyone is very tragic!" Zang Zhichao and Lu Chenghu walked over with a tray, looking inexplicably radiant. "Didn't I say you, what's the use of a mosquito net? It turned out that it wasn't bitten by mosquitoes? Look at me, smeared with wind oil essence, nothing happened!"

"Zang Zhi ...... you" Liu Jiapeng felt that he didn't seem to be the same as the day before, and said very carefully, "Grown?"

Wang Chaodao: "How come, how can anyone grow so fast overnight!" looked up and saw that Zang Zhichao was also stunned, and changed his words: "...... It looks like he's grown. ”

What is long, is it the whole person enlarged in equal proportions, okay! Xie Qin complained in his stomach, where are you wrong, you are the whole person is swollen by mosquito bites!

Wu Ke stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of pickles, and next to Lu Chenghu came over with chopsticks to shoot his pickles, Wu Ke looked at Lu Chenghu, Lu Chenghu glared at Wu Ke angrily, Xie Qin noticed that they both had two faint dark circles on their faces, Wu Ke picked up the pickle again, and was slapped off by Lu Chenghu, and I don't know what these two people are playing.

Wu Ke saw that the vegetables were blocked, so he simply stopped eating vegetables, he took an egg and turned around and asked a girl on the left: "Do you eat eggs?"

The girl was taken aback by him, shook her head and smiled, "Thank you, I won't eat it." ”

"Oh, thank you then. Wu Ke took the girl's egg and put it in his trouser pocket.

The girl and several people around her were stunned, what is this? Euphemistic robbery? Seeing Wu Ke pick up his eggs again and carefully peel them in front of Lu Chenghu, and eat them with relish, the latter glared at him directly.

Wu Ke smiled at the stunned crowd: "She won't eat it anyway, I'll take it back, and use it as a snack when I'm hungry." ”

People don't eat the eggs you give, and they don't say they don't eat eggs...... Xie Qin sighed secretly.

Lu Chenghu said angrily: "You are dreaming!" said and punched Wu Ke hard in the thigh.

"I'll wipe it!" Wu Ke bent down, Xie Qin just wanted to say Lu Chenghu, you are too ruthless, but when he saw Wu Ke stand up again, he said with a sad face: "Lu Chenghu, you bastard, my egg was broken by you......"

Eggs are broken?!Xie Qin almost squirted the milk out of his mouth, oh, it turned out to be eggs, then again, why do you always like to take innocent things to...... Xie Qin silently took another sip of milk, and saw Wu Ke suddenly jump up, and his expression became very exciting: "I wipe the egg yolk or it is still thin!

"Lu Chenghu, I'm an immortal board!" he left the cafeteria at a speed of 100 meters.

Everyone looked at each other and burst into laughter.

After breakfast, everyone went to the playground, and Instructor Fan and Instructor Liu led everyone to run and exercise.

After running, Xie Qin suddenly felt something unusual, so he raised his hand and said, "Instructor, I want to go to the toilet." ”

Lu Chenghu raised his hand and said, "Instructor, I also want to go to the toilet." ”

Instructor Fan pointed to the building in the south corner of the playground: "Go over there, go and come back quickly." ”

Wow, it's really a dry toilet, it's really a dry toilet, I never thought it was really a dry toilet......

Xie Qin and Lu Chenghu stood at the door of the dry toilet, enduring the pungent smell and feeling emotional.

The interior of this aqua toilet is also very typical, with a urinal on the left and a urinal on the right. Xie Qin glanced at it, and there were people in the two pits that could be seen, and for some reason, they were all in a posture of facing the wall with their heads against the wall, exposing Bai Huahua's buttocks.

Hey, it's usually the head facing outward, isn't it that the outside air can't get in at all if it's facing the wall? That will make the smell stronger, what kind of god came up with this posture, and seeing that you are so consistent, eighty percent of it is a dormitory, won't it be fainted? Xie Qin had the heart to lean over and ask them what the situation was, but thinking that he was not in a different class, it was not easy to speak, and seeing their hearty appearance, it seemed that he would not faint for a while, and secretly said What do I care about this idle matter, so I walked directly to the urinal.

He and Lu Chenghu were making it convenient, and Wu Ke rushed in holding his stomach.

Wu Ke is in an extremely depressed mood now, Brother Dan actually beat my eggs to a pulp just now! As soon as he thought of the sparse eggs, Wu Ke remembered the raw egg yolk again, it took a lot of effort to clean up those thin yellow liquids, damn Lu Chenghu! Wait a while, speaking of which, the egg I stole this morning...... Is it a raw egg?