You are not allowed to go to the toilet in the dormitory during training, and you can only use a dry toilet located on the south side of the playground.

Of course, the class that trained around there was close to the water, and although it feels strange to say this, it is also true. Well, our classes that train in the middle of the playground are not bad, but the students who train in the north corner are tragic, they go to the dry toilet farther than back to the dormitory, there are really advantages and disadvantages, Xie Qin thought as he walked.

"Wang Chaoren and Wu Ke are really cheating! Especially Wu Ke, he cheated me twice!" Lu Chenghu, who was walking next to him, was still indignant about the result of the game just now.

After all, don't you want to trick them into coming out on top? So you're all each other. Xie Qin thought so in his heart, and comforted him: "No way, Li Minghai sings really well." ”

"He's a Cheng Biting Jin who came out halfway! With two pit teammates, I'm really powerless!" Not to mention it, it's okay, but when Li Minghai and Lu Chenghu are mentioned, they are even more angry.

When did they become your teammates again, your positioning standard is really weird. Xie Qin muttered to himself, and heard Lu Chenghu mutter: "I only have half a bottle of water left......"

I see, I understand why you worked so hard, it seems that you will be more sad than Zang Zhichao today...... Xie Qin suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Lu Chenghu.

Walking to the door of the dry toilet, a pungent smell wafted out. It's really a typical aqua toilet, Xie Qin said to himself.

The interior of this aqua toilet is also very typical, with a urinal on the left and a urinal on the right. Xie Qin glanced at it, and there were people in the two pits that could be seen, and for some reason, they were all in a posture of facing the wall with their heads against the wall, exposing Bai Huahua's buttocks.

Hey, it's usually the head facing outward, isn't it that the outside air can't get in at all if it's facing the wall? That will make the smell stronger, what kind of god came up with this posture, and seeing that you are so consistent, eighty percent of it is a dormitory, won't it be fainted? Xie Qin had the heart to lean over and ask them what the situation was, but thinking that he was not in a different class, it was not easy to speak, and seeing their hearty appearance, it seemed that he would not faint for a while, and secretly said What do I care about this idle matter, so I walked directly to the urinal.

He and Lu Chenghu were making it convenient, and Wu Ke rushed in holding his stomach.

Wu Ke is in an extremely depressed mood now, Lu Chenghu has been cheating on me since last night, and he beat my eggs to a mess this morning, I originally wanted to take the opportunity of the "Little Song Meeting in the Rest Period" - Instructor Fan, your naming taste is really unique - to defeat him and let him taste the taste of half a bottle of water to survive the day...... Hehe, I still have three bottles of water! Thinking of this, Wu Ke felt as if he had saved some face.

As soon as he thought of the sparse eggs, Wu Ke thought of the raw egg yolk again, it took a lot of effort to clean up those thin yellow liquids, damn Lu Chenghu! Wait a while, speaking of which, the eggs I ate this morning seem to ...... It's also sandwiched.

Is this the reason for a bad stomach? Feeling a terrible gurgling sound coming from his abdomen, Wu Ke's expression instantly became painful. Wu Ke felt as if he had exhausted all his strength to run to the first compartment of the urinal, and he was about to cheer for his persistence in his heart, only to find that the first compartment was ...... There are actually people.

Damn! Don't play like this! Wu Ke took a deep breath and rushed to the second compartment...... There are also people.

I feel like I'm going to be strong...... He took two steps in three steps to the third compartment...... There are still people.

Ah......h There are still people!!

You guys fuck me, look at my bad belly, you want to fuck me! You also move in unison to make a butt backwards flat sand and fall goose style* to taunt me, right! Okay, okay, don't blame me for being fifteen when you do the first year of junior high school, I'll let you see what mockery is today! Wu Ke was dizzy, he didn't notice that the uniforms of these white-ass masters were slightly different from the camouflage uniforms on his body.

(From Jin Yong's "Smiling Proud Jianghu", it is a line that made fun of the disciples of the Qingcheng faction after Ling Hu Chong kicked them down, the original intention was to push or kick a fart, which was misused by Wu Ke.) ）

A loud roar of implicit banter and anger sounded in the dry toilet: "Look at this row of big white cheeks—"

Xie Qin and Lu Chenghu were startled and turned around, just to see that Wu Ke's long tone had not been finished, and they covered their stomachs with a wicked smile and looked down at the four urinal compartments with a sneering attitude, as if to say, "That's right, uncle, I said, you hurry up and get out of the house, it's convenient for you."

Then Sechin saw something terrible happening in the urinal compartment.

The owner of the white ass in the fourth compartment slowly turned his head, revealing a swarthy Sven face - Instructor Liu.

Wu Ke also saw it, and the word "腚", which was still dragging the long sound, instantly rose to a sharp syllable.

"- Oops, instructor!"

"Look at this row of big white cheeks—————— oops, instructor!"

Instructor Liu didn't say anything, but Wu Ke's abdominal pain seemed to have been cured by him, and the whole person immediately left the scene of the incident at a speed of 100 meters in a sprint.

The other three white-ass owners also looked back, looking like they were all instructors.

Xie Qin immediately turned around and obediently said what should he do, and said in his heart that Wu Ke is really playing big now. Lu Chenghu's reaction was not slow, but his shoulders kept twitching violently after the person turned around, and Xie Qin said in his heart that the effect of such an annoying person like you is a double crit bonus, and it is better to laugh vigorously in the front.

In the end, this kind of occasion is very serious, Xie Qin held his breath, looked at his nose and nose, and devoted his whole person to the process of convenience.

The four instructors in the back had already solved the problem quickly, looked at each other, and finally their eyes fell on Instructor Liu. Instructor Liu nodded slightly, meaning leave it to me. So the other three instructors tapped him on the shoulder and left the scene of the incident.

Instructor Liu's gaze turned around and fell on the two people who were still convenient, and he had already seen the ghost animal movements on Lu Chenghu's shoulder.

He stepped forward and patted Lu Chenghu on the shoulder and smiled: "Okay, don't pretend, it looks like epilepsy." ”

Lu Chenghu jumped up in fright, and almost wetted his shoes! The man was still forcibly calming: "What are you pretending? Instructor, I don't understand what you mean." ”

Instructor Liu smiled, took out the walkie-talkie from his jacket pocket, turned it on, and said, "Call Lao Fan, call Lao Fan." ”

Instructor Fan's voice came out of the walkie-talkie: "Old Fan received, please speak, over." ”

Instructor Liu said: "Did a student who shaved his round inches return to the team just now?" ”

"Is that the student who just went to the bathroom?"

Instructor Liu looked at Lu Chenghu with a smile, "That's right, it's him." Let him run ten laps around the playground, don't ask why, over. ”

"Received, received, hey, come here!"

Instructor Liu suddenly remembered something, and said again: "By the way, Lao Fan, let him go to the toilet first and finish what he should do before going to run laps, over." ”

Xie Qin and Lu Chenghu were shocked in their hearts: What! At this point, are the instructors still concerned about Wu Ke's body? Now that I think about it, the instructors are still very good to us, except for being a little black-bellied.

Instructor Fan shouted on the other end: "Yes, it's you, round inch, you go to the toilet first to finish what you didn't do, and then run ten laps around the playground!

Instructor Liu put away the radio with a smile, and patted Lu Chenghu's shoulder who was in a daze: "I think it's better for you not to pretend anymore." ”

Lu Chenghu shook his head like a rattle: "I don't understand what you're saying at all, I haven't seen anything." ”

At this time, it was a little too late to say this again, Xie Qin sighed in his heart, and his face was silent.

Instructor Liu's smile became more and more kind: "Instructors like honest classmates very much. ”

Lu Chenghu decided to pretend to be stupid to the end, and continued to be stunned: "Oh, instructor, why are you here?"

It's too fake! It's so fake that it's completely unacceptable! Xie Qin complained in his heart, and his surface was silent.

Instructor Liu's smile was still undiminished, and Xie Qin and Lu Chenghu secretly admired this person's good temper, but I won't admit it! Lu Chenghu secretly added again.

"And you see, the main offender has been corrected. ”

"What is the main culprit?"

Is it pretending to be stupid, not pretending to be mentally retarded! Xie Qin said in his heart, and his appearance was silent.

Instructor Liu still said patiently: "There is an old saying: the main offender is sentenced heavily, and the coercion never asks, and this is not quite right when it comes to the matter just now, the instructor knows that you have nothing to do with the round inch, and the coercion is not valid at all, not to mention that the ancient saying and the cloud are not strange." ”

"Uh......" Lu Chenghu's expression relaxed.

Instructor Liu, you really have the talent to be a political commissar. Xie Qin admired in his heart, and his face was silent.

Instructor Liu's smile was already so kind that it felt like a spring sunshine: "So I know that you have nothing to do with what happened just now, I just want you to admit your mistakes, only by recognizing your mistakes, can you make progress." ”

"......" Lu Chenghu's expression seemed to have been redeemed by an angel.

Instructor Liu, you have a side job of posting chicken soup for the soul on Weibo, eighty percent of them are a big V. Xie Qin thought wildly in his heart, and his face was silent.

"So, is there anything you want to say to me?"

Lu Chenghu plucked up his courage, now it's time to recognize his mistakes and move towards progress! He said loudly: "I'm sorry instructor, I shouldn't have gloated and laughed because Wu Ke said just now that 'look at this row of big white cheeks' was discovered by the instructor, it's all my fault!"

Even the grievances with Wu Ke were vaguely explained! Xie Qin was shocked in his heart, and his appearance was silent.

Instructor Liu patted Lu Chenghu on the shoulder with a smile, and said softly: "It's okay, it's okay, whoever encounters this kind of thing will not be able to stop laughing, after all, it's human nature." With that, he burst out laughing.

What a character. Xie Qin admired in his heart, but he remained silent on the surface.

Lu Chenghu was stunned, and then laughed heartily, Xie Qin said in his heart that it was really a realistic version of meeting and laughing, but after thinking about it, it had nothing to do with him, so he decided not to join them.