On this day, we finally walked into a small town, and a few people saw the fast food restaurant, like a devil entering the village, and before they rushed into the restaurant, they began to shout and order, which scared a few waiters and thought that the robbery was coming. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I ordered six dishes and a soup in one go, and the eldest brother of Shandong saw us looking at the fish in the aquarium in a daze, for fear that we would eat the fish raw, so he first gave us a set of pancake rolls and green onions to quench our hunger.

Lao Zhi didn't have time to pick it up, so he bit it directly, which scared the big brother of Shandong and withdrew his hand.

Several waiters in the room were stunned, it is estimated that they have grown so big, and they have never seen humans starving like us.

The girls are fresh and refined, the boys are handsome and delicate, but they are no better dressed than the ones who ask for food, and you can understand why they keep whispering behind their backs, after all, our current miserable image is too dazzling.

After a stormy meal, six dishes and one soup, all of them were wiped out, I looked at the last spoonful of tomato brisket soup in the basin, burped and said to Lao Gai: "Lao Gui, there is still a spoonful..."

Before I could say the word word, the spoonful of tomato and beef brisket soup had already entered Songqi's mouth, and then smiled at me and said, "Eight points full, let's go buy clothes." ”

After speaking, he walked out without looking back, and always went to the front desk to check out, he had a lot of opinions about Songqi's habit of always eating rice, and said it over and over again I don't know how many times, but Songqi just didn't go to heart, and let the old man complain behind her ass.

Out of the fast food restaurant, we found a clothing store nearby, the owner of the clothing store was also stunned when he saw us, he thought it was a request for food, there was a closer look at us, but not very much want food, so tentatively asked what we needed to help.

Although Lao Qi was stunned, he was not stupid, and he saw the boss's meaning at a glance, so he pouted and replied in an unkind tone: "What kind of help do you say?

The owner of the clothing store was stunned by the old man, and then he was a little embarrassed to stretch out his hand and signal us to pick it at will.

Lao Yu and I just picked one at random, and then sat on the chair next to us and began to watch Songqi change back and forth like a marquee.

Songqi is beautiful, her skin is fair and flawless, and her figure is also standard, and the boss standing on the side has straight eyes, if I hadn't coughed more than a dozen times on the side, I would have to drool!

After waiting for about half an hour, I was so anxious that I always complained, but I had no choice but to Songqi was such a big lady's temperament, and the more I said that Songqi was changing, the more energetic I became, and finally I could only mumble and walk out of the store alone to smoke.

Finally, the eldest lady Songqi finally picked one out, and after wearing it, she snapped her fingers directly at the old lady, and then walked away extremely elegantly.

Lao Yu was dumbfounded, and when he reacted, his eyes almost didn't pop out, and he scolded at Song Qi's back: "Hey, you come back for me, I'm your father or your mother, and let me pay for you, I'll pay for dinner, and let me pay for clothes, I'll tell you! This money has to come out of Nangong's share, and I don't know who to find to pay for me!"

Song Qi didn't hear the words of Lao Zhi at all, but replied nonchalantly: "It's your honor to pay me, just steal the fun!"

"Oh yes! You really think of yourself! I can tell you, this is the last time, the last time!"

In this regard, I am deeply helpless, I always spend money for this chicken thief to check several times, for fear of taking out an extra dime to suffer a loss, when leaving the two old men, I put all the money of the two people in his place, and in the name of resource sharing, sharing weal and woe!

Now I realize that I have fallen for this stunned young man, what bullshit is to share weal and woe, and now I want to buy something for money, it is more difficult than asking for accounts, it is simply an iron rooster - a dime a dime!

Although I am very dissatisfied with the current Li Ning sportswear, which does not conform to my temperament and my aesthetics, it is much better than the dress I wore just now, and it has more sunshine in the original handsomeness.

It cost me nearly a thousand yuan to get three sets of clothes, and I really hate why I didn't let Qiu Yanghui buy a few more clothes and put them in my treasure bag to prepare. Now I have bought sportswear at a high price, which is really wronged.

Lao Yu has never had his own standards for clothes, as long as it is warm in winter and cool in summer, this sportswear at this time is already the icing on the cake for him, but his face is extremely ugly at this time, and the small eyes that look at Songqi are also full of disgust.

The three of them were holding an ice cream, wandering in the afternoon sunset, just walking past a spicy hot shop, and patted their bellies with a little relief and said, "Oops... This tastes good, or... Why don't we eat some more!"

It was rare for Songqi and Lao Qi to have a common topic, so he walked up to Lao Gai, smelled the unique smell of Malatang coming from it and said, "Hmm... It seems to taste really good, but we just finished eating, and we just ate some roadside snacks, can you still eat it now?"

"I'll tell you! there won't be this shop in this village anymore!"

Song Qi thought about what Lao Giving, blinked his big watery eyes, turned around and asked, "Nangong Dongluo!"

"Are you two the reincarnation of the rice bucket, how much have you eaten along the way? We ate before eleven o'clock, and bought a lot of snacks on the side of the road, and I'm about to vomit now, and you can still eat it? Are you two iron-beaten stomachs? Aren't you afraid of dying!"

"Cut! Don't eat and pull down, why are you talking so much nonsense, you are the rice bucket!" Song Qi glanced at me after speaking, and swaggered forward along the road.

Lao Zhi's expression seemed to be a little regretful, and he said with a big mouth: "It seems that I can't eat it, it's a pity." ”

After speaking, he stuffed the ice cream into his big mouth, lifted his clothes, and put on that classic look, reaching into his clothes with one hand, rubbing his belly, and holding a lighter and cigarette case with the other.

Lao Qi and I followed behind Songqi idly, and suddenly saw her stop, looking at a shop full of curiosity, I and Lao Qi also walked over, and then looked at the plaque "Iron Mouth God Calculation!"

It's no wonder that Song Qi has that expression, there are too many iron mouths and half-immortals in this world, and many of them are a little overflowing.

The old men and old ladies sitting on the Mazha near the Buddhist temple and the Taoist temple are all called Tiezui Er and Half Immortal.

I remember one time when the temple in our town was doing Buddhist business, there were two old ladies at the door who fought for the title of "Iron Mouth".

An old lady with a straw hat looked at her face, pinched her waist and scolded: "Even if you dare to call Tiezui, you are not afraid of retribution, you will be a fart, you will be abducted and deceived! Last time, an old lady asked you for a fortune telling, and you said that people can live to eighty, no illness or disaster, and no need to take blood sugar medicine." The old ladies believed your words, they didn't take blood sugar medicine for a day, and they were hospitalized the next day, and you were embarrassed to say that you are an iron mouth, a stinky mouth!"

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The old lady in the straw hat saw that the old lady in the headscarf dared to insult her master, and she also lifted her old bottom, so she stopped doing it at that time, spat twice into the palm of her hand, twisted her big buttocks and rushed straight over, scuffling together in seconds.

Some people around also advised: "Two iron mouths come together, see who has the hardest mouth in the end! It's even better at sweeping the hall, pretty!"

"Hi... are all so old, what are you fighting for, don't you have an iron mouth and don't have an iron mouth, and add your surname in front of you to distinguish it!"

"Oops... You don't know this, the two of them, both of them are called Ba Tiezui!"

It is a coincidence that things in this world are not written, it turns out that the two old ladies are called Ba Tiezui, no wonder they have to be superior and decide the male and female, it turns out that they are famous. Then it depends on which of the two people can be better, pick up another pair of iron mouths, and finally win the first Kui, and become the first god in one fell swoop!