Chapter 3: The Whispers of the Next Room
Pan Jinlian couldn't help her heart beating "plop, plop", she secretly scolded herself in her heart for not being angry, that person was her uncle, and he insulted him just now, he was a prodigal son, but there was a throbbing in her heart for a while.
"Of course, he grew up eating my baked cakes, and we are compatriots. Wu Dalang said proudly: "It should also be as tall and short as me, it is all the function of the baked cake, and my baked cake can make people become majestic!"
"Why...... Hey......" Pan Jinlian didn't continue, the flush on her face receded, and her resentment increased.
Wu Dalang thought about himself, and felt sorry for his wife, so he didn't dare to brag anymore, and sighed in his heart, in fact, Jin Lian and his second brother were a pair of beautiful people, and they married me.
Over there, Wu Song rose to prominence, grabbed a hooligan with one hand, closed his hands, and the two collided on their foreheads, and immediately fainted.
When the rest of the hooligans saw Wu Song's hero, they all shouted: "Besiege him!"
Wu Song can even kill the white-fronted tiger empty-handed, where is he afraid of these dozen or so drunken hooligans, he watched twelve or thirteen people rushing over, turned around and pretended to flee to the alley, in fact, the alley is a poor alley, he wants to bring in all the hooligans, none of them can run, and then come to the urn to catch turtles.
Wu Song ran five or six steps, he was tall and wide, already more than ten meters, and he thought it was about the same, suddenly stopped, the two hooligans in front couldn't hold their feet, and crashed into Wu Song, Wu Song shouted: "Okay! Let you taste the jade ring step of labor and management to beat Jiang Menshen, mandarin duck feet!"
He stood on the ground with his left foot, kicked back twice with his right foot, kicked the lower abdomen of the two hooligans, turned his body, and kicked the four hooligans in the forehead with both feet, knocking down six of them at once.
Wu Song snatched forward, with one hand, and stopped the remaining eight hooligans in the alley, watching them line up, Tian Xiaoqi in his thoughts suddenly thought of a trick in WWE, "King Kong Arm", which came in handy.
Wu Song stretched out his arms and struggled forward, passing through the middle of the eight, and his arm hit the neck of the six, knocking them down.
"Haha, it's a pity, the master's arm has a limit after all!"
Wu Song let out a long roar, folded the six people on the ground into two piles like stacks of arhats, straddled his big feet, sat on two human stools, and laughed wildly: "You said that the master was fighting a sick cat in Jingyanggang, and I will show it to you now!"
Wu Song raised his fist like a clay pot, but he didn't dare to use too much force, and lightly punched the six people's heads, which also beat the six people so that the three souls flew out of their heads, and the six spirits fled from their feet, and the remaining two people were so frightened that they kowtowed violently on the ground and shouted: "Master spare your life." ”
Wu Song stood up, counted a little, knocked down fourteen people, and said with a smile: "Master is the 'Heavenly Wounded Star' in the sky, Liangshan ranks fourteenth, just fourteen people, let go of you two dog thieves!"
"Thank you, sir, for sparing your life!" the two hooligans kowtowed three times, raised their legs and ran.
Wu Song kicked his eyes and shouted: "Slow!"
Frightened, the two hooligans knelt on the ground again, Wu Song's right foot supported the ground, his left foot was raised, his eyes looked at the sky obliquely, and slowly spit out three words: "Drill through!"
"Second brother is too pushy to do that, isn't it?" Wu Dalang was a little scared in his heart, he was worried that if Wu Song left home, the group of hooligans would come to the door.
Pan Jinlian's apricot eyes kicked: "This is what a hero does!"
She was very conflicted in her heart, at this time she was very eager for Wu Song to live at home, it was best to live all the time, but his flirtatious charm and disrespect to herself in the house just now made her grit her teeth.
The two hooligans obediently drilled under Wu Song's crotch, causing the crowd of onlookers to laugh, Wu Song surrendered his hand, and said loudly: "Fathers, Wuda is my brother, I hope you will take care of it in the future, and I also bother you to spread the word to Erlang, if anyone dares to bully Wuda, Wu Er can bear it, but this is unbearable for the fist that killed the big insect on Jingyanggang!"
After Wu Song finished speaking, he picked up the flat pole used by the native soldiers to carry the salute, and with his arms forced, he snapped, and the flat pole was immediately folded into two sections, so frightened that the onlookers knelt down, and praised in their mouths: "What a god!"
Wu Song wondered, why do people here like to kneel so much, there is gold under the knees of men, isn't this sentence said by the ancients, it seems to be false, I hope that my divine power this time can save Wu Da's life.
Thinking of Wuda, he couldn't help but glance at it, and begged, this Wuda is actually not ugly, it is still a little similar to me, how can it be said that it is so unbearable, it is estimated that the standard of ancient people to evaluate beautiful men, height is very important, unlike modern times, a certain writer is also short, but some people say that he is handsome.
"Second brother, I'll bring the salute in for you, and my sister-in-law has already cleaned up the room. Wu Dalang smiled and came over to pick up the first base of luggage.
Wu Song gave the colored cloth in his hand to Pan Jinlian, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore: "Sister-in-law, Fang Cai Wuer drank wine, was delirious, and offended, this colored cloth is given to you to apologize." ”
Pan Jinlian listened to the inexplicable joy in her heart, she was not a person who twisted, she immediately put her hands in front of her, made a salute, and then took the colored cloth, and said with a smile, "Uncle is my own family, don't talk about the two families in the future." ”
"Second brother, you really have vision. Wu Dalang stroked the colored cloth and said with a smile: "This color is what my sister-in-law likes, and I am also planning to buy one for the New Year, so I bought one for her, who knew that you actually bought it." ”
Wu Song gave Sydney to the neighbors and followed Wu Dalang into the room, the room was very simple, a wooden bed, a table, two pots, a charcoal stove, that's all, less than five square meters, but it was also very clean.
Pan Jinlian came in to make a bed for Wu Song, Wu Song sat on it, very comfortable, and was about to go to the charcoal stove, Pan Jinlian had already poured a plate of hot water in, holding a pair of soft shoes and socks in her hand.
She bent down lightly, put the plate on the ground, put her shoes and socks aside, and the pair of white flesh balls as white as the full moon jumped out through the blue bandeau again, matching her squatting movements, very tempting.
Wu Song couldn't help but pull the quilt and cover it on the crotch, so as not to have unnecessary embarrassment, like hiding a rabbit in her heart, should she wash my feet for me, how can she refuse.
"Uncle. ”
"Ahh
Pan Jinlian was startled by Wu Song's sudden shout, and then pursed her lips and smiled: "Uncle, the water for washing your feet is ready, after you wash it, you change into socks and soft shoes, and the slave family has retired." ”
"This man was majestic when he beat the hooligans, but he was usually nervous. Pan Jinlian went out sideways, closed the door, and walked back to her room.
In fact, her room is nothing more than next door, only two steps away, Wu Dalang walked around the room, suddenly felt for copper coins left in his pocket, suddenly teased the charcoal stove, saw if it was warm enough, counted his fingers at once, and thought about how many baked cakes should be made tomorrow.
Pan Jinlian is used to seeing Wu Dalang's inkblot character, but tonight is a little strange, I always feel that this good-hearted man is just too far worse than the one next door.
Thinking of the man next door, he couldn't help but show a red tide on his face, and Wu Dalang asked stupidly: "Sister-in-law, is the charcoal furnace too fierce?"
"Big brother, you're tired when you go out to do business, let me serve you and sleep. Pan Jinlian touched her flushed face, and the small thoughts in her heart made her answer the question.
Wu Dalang sat lightly on the edge of the bed, looking at his flower-like wife, very pity, Pan Jinlian knelt beside the bed, took off her shoes for Wu Dalang, she was born in a ring, and often had to serve Mrs. Miss, so she naturally had a set of familiar techniques.
Her hands were like playing a piano, gently pressing on Wu Dalang's thighs, and suddenly reached the important part, Wu Dalang was so frightened that he grabbed her little hand, and blamed himself: "Jin Lian, I am not only cowardly, but also very weak, if only I could have the strength of the second brother, I have treated you badly, it is better to write a piece ......of paper."
Pan Jinlian's little hand covered Wu Dalang's mouth, her head rested on his thigh, and she said softly: "Big brother, you should look at yourself from the beginning, which makes your heart unhappy, so that your body is ...... Let the slave family serve you well, maybe it can arouse your majesty, you and he are the same mother, it is impossible to be worse than him. ”
"Jin Lian, why are you so emotional tonight......"
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This night passed, but Wu Song was bitter, the scenery in the next room was heard clearly, he was Tian Xiaoqi crossed over, his heart was a foreign education, he was open to that aspect, naturally he understood it at a very young age, and now he has Wu Song's god-like body, and he is even more bloody and strong, and he can't help himself.
When he got up in the morning, the signs peculiar to young men made him hide in the room, and after Wu Dalang greeted him three times, he barely calmed down, bent down slightly, tidied up his pants, looked at his crotch, and then slowly walked out of the room.
Pan Jinlian also happened to bring breakfast, and when she saw Wu Song, her face flushed, and she made a blessing and said, "Good morning, uncle." ”
"Sister-in-law Lao is preparing breakfast, why is my sister-in-law's face flushed?" Wu Songhu said suspiciously: "And there is a little grievance between the eyebrows, is there something unsatisfactory, or someone is bullying, you can tell Wu Er, there is nothing that can't be done!"