"Uncle Lao remembered that the slave family was just preparing breakfast and was heated by the fire. ”

Although Pan Jinlian said that, she was full of emotion in her heart, hey, this uncle is upright, and he was careful in his heart, but how can I tell him about the unpleasant things in my boudoir.

"Oh, if my sister-in-law is bullied, I must tell Erlang!"

After Wu Song finished speaking, he sat at the table with a big grin, and couldn't help but be happy, only to see a fat chicken, two catties of braised beef, and two bottles of wine on the table.

"Haha, if there is a white rice, it will not be a main meal!"

"Oh, it's the slave family who is careless, so I'll serve dinner to my uncle!"

But Wu Song got up early in the morning and just wanted to eat white porridge and fritters.

Pan Jinlian hurriedly walked downstairs, looked at Wu Song's burly figure, couldn't help but peek over, and said in a lost voice: "Uncle, your padded jacket is torn!"

Wu Song touched behind him, and sure enough, there was a big crack, which was probably torn by the hooligans yesterday, and he hurriedly took off his padded jacket, revealing a tight suit with bulging back muscles, which made Pan Jinlian a little flustered:

This man is really like a god, how can that muscle be possessed by ordinary men, hey, what am I thinking, he is my uncle, Pan Jinlian has a heart of ape, and he bumped into Wu Dalang who came up from downstairs, and spilled three bowls of white rice on his tray all over the ground.

"My sister-in-law panicked and spilled all the good white rice all over the floor. Wu Dalang said heartbrokenly.

Where did Pan Jinlian dare to speak, blushing and bowing her head to clean up, Wu Song laughed: "It's just right, I don't want to eat rice today, big brother, I heard that the baked cakes you made taste first-class, bring me some to taste." ”

Wu Song is telling the truth, Pan Jinlian listened, and her heart was sweet, this uncle really understands the world, there are still people in this world who don't eat white rice and want to eat the broken baked cake, he must be worried that I will be scolded by the eldest brother, so he said this.

"Sister-in-law, my second brother has liked to eat my baked cakes since he was a child, I'm not wrong, you go down and get them, I'll clean them up here." ”

"Bah, you're really larded. Pan Jinlian scolded in a low voice: "How could my uncle like your baked cakes, that's ......."

Pan Jinlian didn't dare to continue, and hurriedly went downstairs, but Wu Dalang had something else on his mind, he walked over with a smile, took the parrot green silk cotton jacket in Wu Song's hand, and said:

"Hehe, second brother, this padded jacket is torn, it's not appropriate for you to wear it out when it is sewn, you are the head of the county, just give it to me, I am short, I cut the hem, and it is not bad to use it to make a headscarf, I like this parrot green when I look at it!"

Originally, Wu Song didn't care, but when he heard his last sentence, his hands shook violently: "Big brother, you are not suitable for wearing green, and you are not suitable for this life, you will have bad luck, and the goods next door are surnamed Wang, this old Wang and Xiao Wang's, I can't give it to you!"

"My brother has done everything, and he has forgotten his eldest brother. Wu Dalang cried and mourned, and his eyes became watery: "When you were a child, you didn't wear the clothes of the eldest brother, this eldest brother is the father, and this licking calf is ...... deeply"

"Okay! Mulan has no eldest brother!" Wu Song heard the nonsensical answer of "eldest brother is the father", he was the most afraid of playing the family card, and looked at Wu Dalang with pity and sighed: "It's good if you like it, it turns out that you have left a name for eternity, and there is a reason." ”

Wu Dalang didn't care what he said, and ran back to the room with a parrot green silk cotton jacket.

"Uncle, I don't know if you like meat stuffing or vegetarian stuffing?" Pan Jinlian came up with two bamboo cages of baked cakes and asked Wu Song, who sighed.

"Oh!" Wu Song was stunned, came back to his senses and said casually: "I love meat the most!"

Pan Jinlian's face turned red, and she looked at Wu Song secretly, only to see that he looked quiet, and did not mean to laugh, and began to feel relieved in her heart, it turns out that this uncle likes to talk like that, it seems that what he said yesterday is also my mistake, but he said that I am the world's number one lewd woman, how can this sentence be wrong! This person is really hard to guess, could it be that he has experienced something in the past two years.

"Uncle, I heard from my eldest brother that you have been running around for two years, where have you been?"

"Australia, where there are red-haired and blue-eyed foreign devils, I feel very unhappy, so I came back. ”

"Big brother!" Pan Jinlian exclaimed to Wu Dalang in the room: "Uncle has been living with ghosts for the past two years, no wonder he sometimes talks nonsense. ”

"How can I ......" Wu Song was about to explain, and when he looked back, wasn't that right, all yesterday's misunderstandings were pushed to the ghost's body, he frowned and smiled: "Yes, those ghosts are tall and strong, a head taller than me, and can lift a car!"

"Car?" Pan Jinlian was even more sure that Wu Song had been violated by the evil of the ghost.

"Sister-in-law, after finishing the deal, I will go to the crude medicine shop of the big official in Ximen to grab a pair of calming medicine and come back, I will bother you to fry it, the second brother will be fine if you eat it." Wu Dalang listened to Pan Jinlian's call, and made the padded jacket in the room for a while, before slowly coming out, his character, unless Wu Song died violently on the spot, it was rare for him to be agile.

"What else is there to buy, my brother's life is important, go now!" Pan Jinlian glared at her.

"Okay, I'll go after breakfast. Wu Dalang washed the white rice that had been packed from the ground with water, and ate it with the sauced beef.

Pan Jinlian is angry and funny, and she has a lot of anger in the face of this chronic husband.

Wu Song smelled the fragrant baked cakes, stretched out his hand to grab them to eat, and when he took a bite, the thick broth oozed out, wrapping the crispy dough, and he closed his eyes and exclaimed:

"It's delicious! It's much better than Italian pizza! Well, the chives have been fried, the dough and ginger juice have been added, this pork filling, strange, why is it so fragrant, is it possible that our pigs have changed their genes, and the pigs of the Northern Song Dynasty are the original?"

Wu Dalang was confused, what Italy, what pizza, what genes, but he still smiled and said: "The second brother didn't know how to eat when he was a child, how did he become an imperial chef after two years? This pork is marinated with high-quality Huadiao, so it is so delicious!"

"Big brother, teach me to make baked cakes, do you drop, the old man outside the school, risking your fame, selling Wu Dalang baked cakes, which are expensive and unpalatable, you will write a letter of authorization to me later, and I will go back to apply for a patent for you to put an end to the copy!"

"Second brother, what you said is getting more and more strange, what school and patent, but it doesn't matter, you are the head of the house, fighting tiger heroes, how can you do the things of three bad cooks!"

"No matter, I'm going to learn anyway!" Wu Song said this sentence that usually plays tricks with his parents, and he couldn't help but be happy.

"Okay, you can learn, but you have to close the door and show outsiders what kind of system it is, let your sister-in-law teach you. Wu Dalang stood up: "This baked cake is delicious, and it is also your sister-in-law's improved recipe, I will go out and grab medicine for you." ”

Wu Dalang is usually slow, but this time he went to grab the medicine but ran fast, leaving Wu Song very embarrassed to Pan Jinlian, he always thought about last night's events, and looked at Pan Jinlian slightly, she got up in the morning, did not apply grease powder, and looked more elegant and beautiful, coupled with that faint sorrow, it almost cost a man's life.

Pan Jinlian watched Wu Song's eyes fall on her face, bowed her head and said, "Second brother, is the slave's face dirty?"

"Oh no, you're beautiful!"

Pan Jinlian listened to it in her ears, and her heart fluctuated, this second brother's ghost obsession was committed again, and he spoke so lightly, but why am I happy in my heart, am I also confused by ghosts?

"Second brother, please come to the kitchen, the slave family will teach you to make baked cakes. Pan Jinlian didn't dare to confront Wu Song anymore, so she hurriedly got up and went downstairs with broken steps.

Wu Song is also very interested in food, when he was in Australia, he often went to Chinese restaurants to work part-time, and he was very familiar with the people in the kitchen.

"Uncle, you have great strength, squeeze out the ginger juice, put it on the flour, add duck eggs, stir it, knead it vigorously, ordinary people want to knead it for half an hour, your strength can be a cup of tea, I will fry the green onions." ”

Pan Jinlian talked about making baked cakes, she was very good at it, and she was not shy, like a master, Wu Song was not ambiguous, she took the ginger paste wrapped in a white cloth from her hand, and gently pinched it, and the ginger juice flowed like tap water.

Pan Jinlian, who heard the sound, turned around and saw that Wu Song's knotted muscles were bulging on her arms, and she was confused, "Oops", a little splash of oil hit her pretty face.

When Wu Song saw it, he immediately tapped a little soy sauce with his finger and wiped it on her face, Pan Jinlian was so frightened that she hurriedly stepped back and said sharply: "Uncle, the eldest sister-in-law is the mother, how can you take advantage of the eldest brother's absence to tease me!"

"Sister-in-law, you misunderstood!" Wu Song hurriedly stretched out his finger and said in fear: "Look, your face is burned with oil, I will use soy sauce to heal you, otherwise you will definitely leave a scar, you are so beautiful, it's a pity." ”

Pan Jinlian listened, a hanging heart fell, Wang Ganniang also told her that the hot with soy sauce can be treated, and she was about to apologize, but the little heart was beating "plop, plop", and her throat was dry.

Poof!

Wu Song took a rag and wiped it on her face, Pan Jinlian took two steps back, her body hit the cupboard, and almost broke the rice bowl, Wu Song immediately understood and pointed at her face: "Flour!"

Pan Jinlian touched it, and sure enough, there was flour on her face, which turned out to be left by Wu Song when he smeared soy sauce for her just now.

Wu Song looked at Pan Jinlian, her movements were all natural, without a little artificiality, and said strangely: "Sister-in-law, in the twenty-third episode of "Water Margin", she said that you were a maid in the big household, and you were molested by the big family, and she was angry in her heart, and told the master's mother-in-law, the big family held a grudge, did not charge a penny, and married you to the eldest brother, which shows that you are a good woman who abides by women's morals, and your current performance is also in line with it, why did you fool around with Ximenqing, and became the first lewd woman in the ages, and also became the protagonist of "Mei Jin Vase" (deliberate clerical error), strange!"

"Uncle!" Pan Jinlian frowned, suppressed her anger, and said in a low voice: "I also said that you were confused by ghosts, why did you mention what kind of lewd I am today..... Hey, I can't say this dirty word, but today you should make it clear to me, don't ruin my name!"

Wu Song was stunned all of a sudden, how to say it, could it be said that he crossed over after a thousand years, who would believe it, the mobile phone fell on the desk again, otherwise it would be okay to show her "Water Margin" on the Internet, it seems that it is still the old way, saying that he was confused by the ghost in Australia, so it is simple.

"Sister-in-law, that's because of ......"

Wu Song was about to explain, when a crisp child's voice came from outside the door: "Mrs. Wu, I'm Brother Hui, Wu Dutou asked me to bring some Sydney pears, and he will settle the bill!"

It turned out that Brother Hui was here, Wu Song told him what fresh fruit he had yesterday, although he brought it, it happened that he came, so as not to be embarrassed, he immediately walked out of the door and said loudly: "Brother Hui, are the pears fresh today?"

"Wudutou!" Brother Hun was very surprised when he saw Wu Song: "Don't you have to go to the county government to serve the master?"

"Hold the grass! I forgot that I had to go to work!" Wu Song screamed, pushed away Brother Hun, and went straight to the yamen.