Chapter 110: Distinguish between male and female
Luo Yun went from place to place to deceive, and before he knew it, he had four or five hundred taels of silver in his hand. After the pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info arrived in Shouzhou City, Luo Yun repeated the old tricks, but this time he actually deceived Bai Shanshan, the daughter of Shouzhou Taishou Bai Ruhu, and waited for Bai Ruhu to find out, his daughter Bai Shanshan had already loved Luo Yun to death, Bai Ruhu read countless people, how could Luo Yun's little tricks escape his eyes, but his daughter was not married, and he came to the point of forcing each other to death, although he knew that Luo Yun was a prodigal son, Bo Xing was ruthless, but there was no way, so he had to marry his daughter to him.
Li Yihang said: "Miss Bai is very ugly, so you don't want to marry her?" Luo Yun said: "What are you kidding, I, Luo Yun Luo Xiaoxian, will it be ugly, although Bai Shanshan is not as beautiful as a fairy, but she is also a leader among women, she knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, plus a noble and elegant temperament, men are all fascinated by it, it is really the best in the world!"
Li Yihang said: "You don't want the best in the world, it's really a tyrannical thing, a great waste!" Luo Yun smiled: "No matter how best it is, it's not interesting for a long time, when today's three palaces and six courtyards, there are countless beauties, don't you often come to the people to steal fish? This is the same reason." Li Yihang said: "Your grandmother is a bear, and when the young lady is tired of playing, she said to introduce it to me, is there a brother who does this?"
Luo Yun said: "For the sake of her family's wealth and power, second-hand is not unacceptable." Yihang, you think about it. Li Yihang said: "you, get out of the way." ”
Seeing that he was unwilling, Luo Yun sighed again.
Li Yihang asked: "Since you don't want to marry Miss Bai, why did you agree to this family business?" Luo Yun said: "Can I not agree? If I don't promise my life, fortunately, I told Miss that my parents are dead, and I have no home in Jiangxi, otherwise I will be a big sin if I will affect my father and mother." ”
Li Yihang said with a smile: "Who told you to be so merry, show mercy everywhere, and now you are forced to marry, it is just a small punishment for you, if you don't take care of your nature, I'm afraid it will cause even greater harm, and you don't want to hang yourself on a tree, isn't the lesson Zhu Yuanwai received there enough?"
Luo Yun said: "Phew, I want you to come up with ideas, but I don't want you to teach me a lesson, use your brains quickly." Li Yihang said: "Thirty-six plans, go for the top plan, why do you want so much?" Luo Yun said: "If I can escape, I will flee early, and I still need you to remind me?" Now there are people following me when I go up, and the search is very strict when I go out of the city, and the chance of success in escaping is not great, if I can't escape and be caught, I'm afraid Miss Bai won't be able to save me." ”
Li Yihang said: "Otherwise, let's have a plan to get rid of the golden cicada, let's change our clothes, you go out in my clothes, and then find a place to hide, Shouzhou City is so big, not every place has Bai Taishou's eyeliner, and then wait for the opportunity to go out of the city." ”
Luo Yun slapped his thigh and shouted: "This plan is wonderful, this plan is wonderful! It's really wonderful, Yihang, you son of a son is really my big savior!" He drank a glass of wine on his lips, poured another glass of wine, and was about to drink it again, when he suddenly said: "Then what should you do?" Li Yihang said: "When they found out that I was not you, they would naturally let me go and continue to track down your traces, besides, they were not so easy to trap me." Luo Yun said: "Without further ado, let's hurry up." ”
Li Yihang said: "Don't worry, let's discuss how to deceive those kittens and puppies who are following you." Luo Yun said: "Okay, I don't have any opinions on this kind of thing, you can do whatever you say." Li Yihang said: "Let's go to the street for a walk first, buy some rouge gouache and other things, follow back to the inn, and finally go back to Hongchen Pavilion." Luo Yun didn't care what the use of this was, just do it.
When the two got out of the brothel, they first went to buy two scholar's hats, one black and one white, and two belts, also one black and one white, Luo Yun wore a black hat and a black belt, and Li Yihang was just the opposite. went to buy rouge powder again, Luo Yun said: "You fell in love with that girl, buy these girls' things and give them to her?" Li Yihang said: "I use it." Luo Yun smiled: "Do you want to pretend to be a woman?" Li Yihang said: "Almost." ”
The two returned to the inn, Li Yihang rubbed some rouge on the bronze mirror, and poured some incense powder on his body, Luo Yun smiled: "Girl, in Xia Luoyun, may I ask Miss Fang's name, where does she live?" Li Yihang clenched his throat and said sharply: "The slave's surname is Bai, Fang's name is Shanshan, and his home is in Shouzhou Taishou Mansion, I am waiting for you to climb the wall at home tonight." Luo Yun smiled: ", dare to make fun of me Luo Xiaoxian." ”
After resting in the inn for a while, the two went out and went back to the Red Dust Pavilion, at this time the twilight was deep, as soon as the two went upstairs, Luo Yun told the old bustard not to let people close to the room, the old bustard saw Li Yihang dressed like this, thinking that the two had the habit of breaking sleeves, covered their mouths and smiled, nodded and agreed. The two returned to the room, immediately closed the window and latched the door, Li Yihang said: "Take off your clothes and put on!" The two of them turned their coats, hats, belts and shoes over and put them on, Li Yihang applied grease powder to Luo Yun again, washed his face and removed his makeup, everything was handled properly, and then he opened the window again, Luo Yun smiled: "The people watching outside will definitely think that the two of us have a hand, haha, if Bai Taishou knows that I am not only lustful, but also a beautiful man, it is estimated that his face will be so angry that his face will turn pale, and the white will be red!"
Li Yihang said: "When you leave, you have to keep your head down, your steps should be thin, try to be a woman, and you have to go back to the inn first, and then modify and find a way to escape." Luo Yun said: "Where should I run away, why don't you go to your friend Sun Gongzi to avoid the limelight." Li Yihang said: "Don't, don't worry about others, you and I have nothing to say, the most important thing is that I am afraid that you will soak all the wives and concubines of Sun Gongzi, then I don't even have scum left?" Luo Yun scolded with a smile: "Get out, I, Luo Yun, am not indiscriminate, I don't know what to do, okay, I will act on my own, if there is no accident, we will wait for three days at the first post station in the north gate in a month, if you can't wait, then we will scatter things, and we will meet again in Tengwang Pavilion in three years." ”
As soon as Luo Yun came out of the door, Li Yihang stopped him and said, "Call a few girls in, so that they can act like you." Luo Yun said with a smile: "If you really let Bai Taishou know that I eat both men and women, and I won't stop, I have to kill me!" By the way, if they don't find out about the transfer, you can go back to my place to meet them for a few days, so that I have enough time to hide, this is my waist card, they won't do anything to you when they see it." Li Yihang said: "Is the house yours, is it given to you by the white girl?" Luo Yun scolded: "Phew, it was bought back by Lao Tzu with his hard-earned money, and I, Luo Yun, am not the kind of soft rice in your eyes." Li Yihang laughed and said, "As long as it's not Bai Taishou's house, that's fine, it doesn't matter if you buy it with soft rice money or hard-earned money." ”