Luo Yun patted him on the head and said, "Don't laugh, let's discuss it with you, how about it, are you interested?" Li Yihang stopped, looked at him with strange eyes, and asked, "What the hell is going on?" Luo Yun said: "The truth is like this, I don't want to get married so early, I don't want such a strong father-in-law, and I don't want to lose the whole forest for a tree!" Li Yihang couldn't help laughing: "Then so many arguments really convince you." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info You don't want to get married, why do you have to get engaged to others, and in a few days you have to hold a banquet to announce the world?"

Luo Yun said: "I have a headache now, a headache, seeing the days approaching day by day, that heart is annoying, worried, Yihang, do you understand?" Li Yihang saw that his expression was solemn, not like a joke, so he said: "If you don't want to get married, you can't do it, what's the matter, it's a big deal to leave." ”

Luo Yun said: "You can say it easily, now there are countless elite soldiers guarding the four major gates of Shouzhou City, strictly checking the people entering and leaving the city, can I go?" Li Yihang said: "Your father-in-law is beginning to doubt you, afraid that you will run away from marriage?" Luo Yun nodded and said: "Yes, no matter where I go now, someone will follow, we have just stepped into the Red Dust Pavilion with our front foot, and our back foot is still outside the door, Bai Taishou already knows." Li Yihang was taken aback and said, "Then you are so bold to enter and exit this land of fireworks and moons?"

Luo Yun said: "I just want to do something out of the ordinary, so that they will hate me and then break the marriage contract." Li Yihang pointed his finger and said: "High move, high move!" Luo Yun said: "You are a fart, quickly find a way for me to push off this family business." Li Yihang said: "I don't know the past and the future, how can I think of a way?"

Luo Yun said: "If you hadn't talked a lot just now, you would have finished telling my story by now, listen carefully, don't talk more, otherwise you won't be able to finish talking until dark." ”

The next story Luo Yun told was probably like this, he served the brothel proprietress for a few months, and one day, the proprietress said to him: "Brother Yun, you haven't been here for a short time, do you feel depressed, do you want to go out for a walk?" Luo Yun said: "Follow Sister Wenfang every day, it will be boring, but it is best to go outside to relax." The proprietress Wen Fang smiled and said: "Brother Yun, you are so good at making people happy, Sister Fang, I really can't bear you to leave me." Luo Yun said: "Sister Wen Fang, don't you go with you?" Wen Fang said: "I want to look at this brothel, these rabbit cubs stinky girls will go to the house to uncover the tiles if they don't look at it for a day, how can I travel far away? You can go out with this Zhu Yuan, and come back by yourself after playing." After speaking, he pointed to a fat middle-aged man outside the door.

With such a good thing, Luo Yun agreed to come down without thinking about it, jumped into the carriage, followed Zhu Yuanwai and others, left Fuzhou and went north, all the way to the mountains and rivers, so unhappy. Finally, he returned to his home in Quzhou with Zhu Yuanwai. Luo Yun lived for a few days, so he asked Zhu Yuanwai to say goodbye and wanted to go back to Fuzhou, then Zhu Yuanwai smiled and said: "Brother Luo, are you pretending to be confused or really don't understand?" Luo Yun was taken aback and said: "Zhu Yuanwai, I don't know what you say, I really don't understand anything." Seeing his puzzled look, Zhu Yuanwai obviously didn't know, and said with a smile: "The brothel boss has already sold you to me, and you will be a member of my Zhu family in the future." ”

Luo Yun heard this, and his horror can be imagined, of course, he was extremely angry, and wanted to escape from the Zhu family, but he was a teenager, although he had studied kung fu for half a year, but what was the use? Luo Yun is a smart person, knowing that in this situation, resisting and escaping is undoubtedly self-defeating, so he obediently stayed.

On the same night, Zhu Yuanwai ruthlessly spoiled him, the pain, humiliation, tears and hatred of that night, Luo Yun remembered it for the rest of his life, he gritted his teeth in his heart and said: "I will not break your Zhu Xuehe into pieces, I Luo Yun swear not to be a human being!" In this way, Luo Yun spent every day in tears and pain. Gradually, the people of the Zhu family saw that he was honest and peaceful, and they were not so strict with him, and he had to move freely in the wall.

One day, Luo Yun wandered around the garden, saw several women sitting in the pavilion playing and singing, the old mistake again, made an excuse, boldly walked into the pavilion, greeted several women, played and sang two women, one is Zhu Xuehe's fourth aunt, the other is the fifth aunt, is bored, seeing a handsome young man with a long body and standing tall will break in, naturally overjoyed, and soon talk to him, Luo Yun is eloquent, only a few words will make the two laugh heartily, not for a moment or three, has provoked two lonely aunts too Qiubo secretly, the heart is secretly knotted。 Luo Yun can also play a good hand, Xiao Sheng's music even made the two jade people's hearts ripple, difficult to hold themselves, they pestered him to learn to blow the flute, Luo Yun smiled: "You learn to blow the flute, it is very suitable, and it is very simple, I will teach you by hand." ”

After coming and going, Luo Yun became acquainted with the two, and it didn't take long for them to fool around with the two of them, Zhu Xuehe's freshness to Luo Yun passed, and he didn't often come to him, Luo Yun was even more like a fish in water, and after a while, he actually pulled Zhu Xuehe's other two aunts into the water. Luo Yun shuttled back and forth between the four aunts, greeting left and right, so unexpected, and said in his heart: "Your grandmother's Zhu Xuehe actually has a special fucking fetish, which makes me so painful to go to the thatched shed every day, then I will give you a green hat, one is not enough, give two, two if two is not enough, three and four, let you be green from head to toe, and, if your original wife is too old to do it, I really want to get her to bed and make you half angry!"

There is no impermeable wall in the world, and gradually some rumors reached Zhu Xuehe's ears, he remained silent, as usual, but secretly sent someone to monitor Luo Yun, and reported it immediately as soon as there was a situation. This night, Luo Yunzheng and the third aunt were too reluctant, and Zhu Xuehe led someone into the house and caught him, in that era, doing this kind of thing was found that there was still a way to live, the two were tied up, stuffed into the pig cage, tied to the boulder, and thrown into the Qujiang River.

Speaking of this, Luo Yun sighed, Li Yihang said: "It's so dangerous, how did you escape in the end?" Luo Yun said: "I don't know very well, I just remember that I drank water in a big gulp at that time, and my lungs and stomach were full of water, and then I lost consciousness." Li Yihang said: "Could it be that someone saved you?" Luo Yun shook his head and said: "No, I don't know what the reason is, then I woke up again, but then I found that I didn't have to breathe in the water, I didn't care what the reason was, I managed to get out of the cage, crawl back to the shore, and this life was picked up like this." ”

Li Yihang only listened to it and said: "This thing is really weird, are you possessed by some gods, ghosts, monsters, and demons?" Luo Yun said: "I think so too, the weird thing I just said refers to this, you said that I am obviously dead, how can I come back to life, and after I come back to life, I often come up with some marginal sentences." Li Yihang said: "After you said this, you began to come up with some sentences that others couldn't understand?" Luo Yun said: "Exactly." Li Yihang said: "It is very likely that you are possessed by a water ghost, go to your grandmother's, stay away from me." ”

Luo Yun also scolded: "Get out, don't you little bastard lie in the coffin for four months and don't die, then what are you possessed? Li Yihang said: "Is the third aunt who soaked the pig cage with you too dead?" Luo Yun said: "Dead, I see that her whole body is swollen like a rag doll, and I wanted to pull her ashore, but when I went ashore, I cut her skin and sprayed me with corpse water, and the thief was disgusting." Li Yihang exclaimed: "How long does it take for the corpse to bubble?" Luo Yun said: "I don't know, I'm afraid it will take at least three or five days." ”

"Didn't you soak for three or five days, and did you have swelling yourself?"

"No, nothing at all, and when I got up, I found that I seemed to be more handsome and attractive. ”

"There's such a good thing, then I'll have to soak the pig penn another day." ”

"Okay, I don't think I'm enough to be in the wind, let's go and soak him together, and soak him for ten days and eight days before he gets up. ”

After the two finished talking nonsense, they laughed, and Li Yihang asked: "What happened?" Luo Yun said: "I didn't dare to stay in Quzhou, I walked around in a panic, went to many places, came to Shouzhou a year ago, and stayed until now." ”

Before Luo Yun came to Shouzhou, he deceived a lot of rich girls, saying that he was a talent who went to Beijing to take the exam, what did those girls see in the world, Luo Yun's eyes were lightened a few times by Luo Yun, who was dressed in a scholar's uniform, and then listened to a few words of poetry he blurted out, so they all obediently disarmed, and gave him a lot of silver to wrap up in addition to dedication, hoping that he would come back to marry them after gaining fame.