Chapter 8: You're Too Fat
"What? Didn't you say it's good to be friends?" Zhang Xiaocai was taken aback: "Xiaoyao, you have to say a reason, it's boring to go back and forth like this!"
was said by Zhang Xiaocai, Lu Yao also felt very aggrieved, but the character of the little girl's family was a bit strong, and she was embarrassed to say that her father Qingyunzi was not allowed to make friends with Zhang Xiaocai two days ago.
Not far away, there are disciples of the Immortal Gate practicing the art of flying with the sword, between the blue sky and green mountains, one by one the clothes are fluttering, rich and handsome, really like a fairy-like figure.
Lu Yao looked at Zhang Xiaocai in front of him, and his big eyes rolled: "It's just that you are too fat, how can we be friends?"
Too fat? Zhang Xiaocai was very unconvinced: "The body given by my father and mother, I can't help it?"
"Then I don't care!" Lu Yao pointed to the senior brothers and sisters in the sky who were flying with the sword and said, "Look at the senior brothers and sisters, is there a fat man like you......?" Chic, the sisters are all beautiful, if you fly to the sky, what does it look like? like a big fat pig......"
That's right...... If Zhang Xiaocai has 10,000 blood, he was cut off by Lu Yao's words 9,999 points, and Zhang Xiaocai, who has become remnants of blood, still does not give up, and looks at the last bit of blood, but the facts are the facts.
...... The last bit of blood was gone, Zhang Xiaocai looked at his body, and had to admit that what Lu Yao said was probably the truth, but Zhang Xiaocai was still a boiled duck with a hard mouth, and argued forcefully: "What's the good of flying around? That's a birdman! Mom and Dad gave us feet for walking, not wings for flying!"
However, his voice was a little low, and he was not at all rightfully arrogant...... In fact, in Zhang Xiaocai's heart, he is also very envious of those senior brothers and sisters who are flying around.
Well, if you can fly, you won't climb the window when you peek at Erya taking a bath, if you don't climb the window, you won't fall a dog and eat and be caught on the spot......
It's hard to look back on the past.......
Lu Yao finally won a verbal battle with Zhang Xiaocai, and couldn't help but feel very proud in her heart, and was afraid that Zhang Xiaocai would continue to entangle with herself in the matter of making friends, so she said: "Xiaocai, then we will make up our minds like this, after you lose weight, will we make friends again?"
With that, Lu Yao hurriedly left. Zhang Xiaocai was thinking about the benefits of flying skills, and he didn't notice Lu Yao for a while.
Lu Yao walked more than ten steps, looked back again, and saw that Zhang Xiaocai was still standing there motionless and stunned, and suddenly felt a little unbearable in his heart, wondering if his words were too serious...... However, he remembered the stern eyes of his father Qingyunzi, so he gritted his teeth and turned away.
What if you learned how to fly...... By the way, isn't my dad not allowed to go to the Yihong Courtyard by himself? When the time comes, he will fly, and he will go back and forth from the Yihong Courtyard with a "whoosh", how refreshing it is!
Zhang Xiaocai couldn't help but smirk, and suddenly remembered that Lu Yao was still by his side, so he hurriedly restrained his expression...... But where is there any trace of Lu Yao around?
This girl...... Zhang Xiaocai remembered that Lu Yao said that he flew like a big fat pig, and a scene suddenly appeared in his mind:
I finally flew to Yihong Courtyard, and I was about to show off, but the girls in Yihong Courtyard suddenly pointed to me and said: Look, whose big fat pig is out of the slaughter!
How embarrassing will it be?
Alas...... It's really boring! It's really a joy to come and go home, Zhang Xiaocai is very happy, dragging heavy steps back.
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After Zhang Xiaocai returned to the dining hall, he saw that the pig's trotters and water and wine on the table were still there, and in a fit of anger, he bit the pig's trotters three times and divided five by two, but the taste of the water and wine was not very good, and he choked half to death in his stomach, and had no choice but to give up.
After all, he was young, and it was these two sips of water and wine that made Zhang Xiaocai a little drunk, so Zhang Xiaocai entered the room and fell asleep on the bed with his head covered......
When I woke up, it was already the next morning, when the sun was rising, and Zhang Da Niu was humming and chopping wood in the yard......
The more people who have a bad brain, the more fulfilling their lives feel...... Zhang Xiaocai got up and looked at Zhang Daniu, who was busy, and remembered what happened to him yesterday, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh...... It's good to get rid of this fat on the body, and it does affect the image a little!
However, is fat meat so easy to make? The eldest sister only eats a few fruits at each meal at home, and usually drinks some boiled water...... I was so hungry that my head was dizzy and I was shaking when I walked, and I didn't see a single or two less fat on my body!
If he loses weight like that, Zhang Xiaocai would rather find a rope to hang himself...... So Zhang Xiaocai spent the whole morning sighing back and forth.
"Young Master, can you take two steps less and sigh less? I was so upset by you that I almost split my hands several times!" Zhang Daniu begged.
Zhang Xiaocai gave Zhang Daniu a blank look...... Master Ben, I am on the verge of falling out of love, and I am in a very bad mood, you don't want to make me happy, but you want to chop wood, and you deserve to chop your hands.
"Young Master, why don't we go find the Qingxu Dao Chief?" Zhang Daniu had an idea.
Zhang Xiaocai glanced at Zhang Daniu again, the master is forty or fifty years old, and he has never seen a wife or lover or anything, it works to find the master? He can't even solve his own life events, okay...... Master Ben, I just have a body like a pig, and you have a brain like a pig.
"Young Master, I mean, let the Qingxu Daoist teach you how to lose weight. Zhang Daniu touched his head and said: "I feel that the Qingxu Dao Elder is very powerful, I practiced for a day yesterday with the method taught to me by the Qingxu Dao Chief, and today I feel that it is much easier to split wood, and even the blisters on my hands are much better." ”
After that, Zhang Daniu stretched out his arm, and the blisters on it were gone, replaced by a layer of cocoon skin.
Is it really so fast, and it only takes one day to produce results? Zhang Xiaocai was a little suspicious...... I had a blister on my hand, and my father asked the best doctor in town to apply ointment, and it took two or three days to get better?
Three pig heads are better than Zhuge Liang...... It seems that the big cow has split the wood and opened his head.
"That's it, let's find the master to understand the situation!" Zhang Xiaocai said.
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The two came to Qingxu's yard again, this time Qingxu was still eating, Qingxu got a roast leg of lamb out of nowhere and chewed it with relish, and when they saw the two of them coming in, they didn't pay attention!
Zhang Xiaocai looked at the fragrant roast leg of lamb in Qingxu's hand, and wondered in his heart that he might really have some ways to be a cheap master, and it was not like his identity as a foodmaker.
...... There is no other reason, every time he sees Qingxu, he is eating in a different way, and he doesn't see him fat when he eats like this, and he is quite energetic...... My father also ate like this, and as a result, I went to see the doctor twice in three days.
"Master, the disciple wants to kill you!" Zhang Xiaocai wanted to tell the difference, so he behaved very kindly.
Qingxu doesn't eat Zhang Xiaocai's set: "Stinky boy, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart!"
"Master, look at the disciple's figure...... Alas, it's sad to mention it, don't mention it!" Zhang Xiaocai rubbed his little hands and smiled with a stammering smile: "Master, what good immortal method do you have in your old man, teach a disciple, and let the disciple lose weight!"
Qingxu didn't raise his head: "Being a teacher is a person who manages food, where is there any immortal law?"
Zhang Xiaocai stammered cautiously: "Master, your old prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and he won't be angry with my little child, right?"
"You ......" Qingxu couldn't cry or laugh, his eyebrows and mustache glared: "The teacher is going to be angry with you today, so what?"
"How can that work?" Zhang Xiaocai has always been so angry that he finally whispered a few angry words, and was suddenly exposed by Qingxu's agitation, and shouted: "Master, you are just a disciple like me, and if you don't teach me all your skills, what will happen in the future...... Isn't that skill lost!"
In case you're big! Qing Xuxuan laughed angrily, and directly carried it with Zhang Xiaocai: "As a teacher, you will enter the coffin with this skill, can't you?"
"Then are you worthy of the ancestors and ancestors of the Immortal Sect?" Who is afraid of whom, Zhang Xiaocai, where will he care about what he wants? As soon as his brain twitched, he threw the idea of losing weight into Java early, and he was depressed for a day, and he just wanted a happy battle:
"The entire Changshengmen knows that Young Master Ben, a peerless talent, has entered the door of Master You, if you don't teach me immortal arts, I will be bullied when I go out in the future, I will report your name, do you think it is Young Master Ben who is ashamed?"
Qingxu sneered: "The peerless talent of bullshit, the peerless talent of Tianjiao who connects to the magic mirror and does not light up a bead!"
Zhang Xiaocai couldn't see anyone talking about things with a mirror, and when he got on the ground, he was very angry, and when he saw Qingxu sitting high, how could Zhang Xiaocai be willing to lose the upper hand in his momentum? Seeing a stool in front of him, he jumped to the stool with his feet kicked, trying to be condescending.
"Oops......" But where can Zhang Xiaocai's chubby body jump?
Qingxu was stunned for a moment, what kind of play is this? Even if he thought about it, he immediately clapped his palms and laughed: "The stinky boy asked you to spray with the teacher, you will be punished!"
...... This face was embarrassed, Zhang Xiaocai sat on the ground and kicked the stool twice, but it turned out to be two "oops".
The two masters and apprentices quarreled like this, Qingxu remembered something, Qingxu stretched out his hand to grab Zhang Xiaocai on the ground, and then put Zhang Xiaocai across his knees, and ripped off Zhang Xiaocai's shirt......
"It's rude!" This moment suddenly made Zhang Xiaocai's face pale, and he yelled at Zhang Daniu, who was stunned on the side, with his hands and feet flicking: "Dead bull, don't come and rescue Young Master Ben quickly!"
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