Chapter 9 Ways to Lose Weight

Zhang Daniu came to his senses, and shouted as he rushed over: "Dao Chief, stop quickly, you can go to Yihong Courtyard in the town if you really need it, the young master is still young, but he can't stand your spicy hand push flowers!"

Zhang Daniu shouted, the voice was earth-shattering, and several stir-fry aunts in the kitchen poked their heads out one after another and asked what was going on?

"Zhang Daniu, you're a pig's brain, shut up!" Zhang Xiaocai, a bastard boy, is just that, how can Zhang Daniu, a person who seems to be loyal and honest, not reliable? Qingxu was ashamed and angry, and couldn't help but scold again: "Bastard boy, check your qualifications for the teacher, you are shouting nonsense?"

After scolding, Qingxu nodded towards Zhang Xiaocai and Zhang Daniu, and the two of them couldn't move.

"The master wants to check the qualifications, just give a command, and the disciple promises to do it!" Zhang Xiaocai saw that the blue void did not seem to be a fake, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Master, but the inspection is checked, what to do with my clothes, the clothes on my body are old and expensive, and it is not good to tear them ......"

There is no way, people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads...... Zhang Xiaocai was going to succumb.

Since accepting this disciple, Qingxu obviously felt that he was speeding up on the road of meeting the Sanqing Patriarch...... Sooner or later, I'll have to be by him.

Qingxu glared at Zhang Xiaocai angrily, and didn't bother to take care of him, and at the same time stretched out the index finger of his left and right hands, and put Zhang Xiaocai's lower abdomen dantian, and put Zhang Xiaocai's chest in the middle.

Zhang Xiaocai only felt as if there were two qi machines, cold and hot, emanating from Qingxu's fingertips, slowly moving in his body, not uncomfortable, but lazy and comfortable.

With the movement of the qi, Qingxu's eyebrows gradually wrinkled, and after closing his eyes slightly and pondering for a while, his brows gradually let go, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes when he looked at Zhang Xiaocai.

This stinky boy is actually a chaotic body? No wonder the guide mirror can't measure the qualification, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't feel like it, could it be that there is a problem with the detection method passed down by the ancestors?

After the great god Pangu opened the heavens and the earth, the chaotic heaven and earth first produced the two qi of yin and yang, and the two qi of yin and yang turned into the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth...... This is to all things in heaven and earth.

In terms of the qualifications of the cultivation realm, the body of chaos is to have innate qi in the body. After the baby is born, because of the invasion of the five elements of yin and yang in the world, the innate qi is slowly lost, and it is occupied by the five elements of the world...... This is the theoretical basis for the qualification test on the guide.

Similarly, according to a person's physique, some people lose their innate qi faster, some people lose it more slowly, but most of them are lost before the age of three...... That's why there is a saying in the world that "three years old looks old", and when a child reaches the age of three, his qualifications have been finalized.

Before the age of three, the child is still an ignorant naughty child, and he can't learn the kind of advanced method of preserving the innate qi, so the world is full of people with the five elements of the day after tomorrow......

However, just like the Book of Changes, one of the three great strange books of ancient times, says: the Great Dao is fifty, the Tianyan is forty-nine, and one of them is gone. There are no absolute things in the world, and some children have a trace or more of the innate qi in their bodies because of chance, so they have achieved the body of chaos.

..................

With Zhang Xiaocai's arrogant temperament, he didn't notice the trace of surprise in Qingxu's eyes, and after being put down by Qingxu, Zhang Xiaocai suddenly jumped away from Qingxu's side, and his expression was very vigilant: "Master, what did you do to me?"

With such qualifications, but with such an unobtrusive temperament! Qingxu looked at Zhang Xiaocai and was speechless, how could he say that...... God opened a door for you and closed a window for you.

In any case, Zhang Xiaocai's qualifications are in line with the secret inheritance mission of the sect he bears, and he has entered his own sect by mistake...... Is it really providence?

It's just that this bastard boy is lazy...... Qingxu felt that he was under a lot of pressure.

Seeing Qingxu's expression, Zhang Xiaocai also felt that he was making a fuss...... The qi machine that Qingxu Fang just exerted on his body is no different from the induction qi machine that was connected to the magic mirror on his body a few days ago!

Zhang Xiaocai sneered: "Master, how is the disciple's qualifications? Is it enough to suppress one out of a hundred who receives the magic mirror...... No, one in a million peerless wizards?"

Qingxu said in his heart, although you are suspected of blowing up this sentence, but you are really right by you, of course, Qingxu will not tell Zhang Xiaocai the truth...... With Zhang Xiaocai's big mouth, if he knew that he was a chaotic body today, I am afraid that tomorrow the entire Immortal Sect would know about it, and the entire cultivation realm would know the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow would know it, and the day after tomorrow would ......

There is no day after tomorrow, the husband is not guilty, he is guilty, and there are many dark things in the cultivation realm.

"It's ordinary, it's not a waste wood in the cultivation realm that is one in a hundred. Qingxu said lightly: "But barely those ways to lose weight, you can still learn it!"

That's good...... Zhang Xiaocai patted his chest with his small hand, and let go of his heart with a long breath: "Master, you see that according to the disciple's qualifications, how long will it take to lose weight?"

If it's too long, it will definitely not work, and by then, before I lose my fat, what if Lu Yao's girl was taken by someone else and became friends with others?

Qingxu's eyes squinted: "Depending on your hard work, it will be two or three months soon, or two ......or three years at most."

"It's been so long, have you hurried up!" Zhang Xiaocai just wanted to cut through the mess quickly, settle the matter of being friends with Lu Yao earlier, and then go down the mountain and go home.

Although Lu Yao is good, he can't lose a forest because of a tree, and Wang Erya in the town is still waiting for him...... Zhang Xiaocai thinks so.

"Do you want to hurry up? There is also a way, it depends on whether you can do it or not!" Qingxu was once again successfully provoked by Zhang Xiaocai, and his speech was like a cannon: "The first method is that if you don't eat or drink, you will never need to lose weight after a week......; Don't lose weight after an hour!"

Qingxu took out a kitchen knife from under the chair and threw it on the table with a "pop".

If it weren't for the fact that you still have some merits, how far you bastard will roll to Lao Tzu, it's best to roll from Changsheng Peak to Changsheng Town below the mountain to fill in the potholes on the road...... When others are masters and apprentices, the apprentices are saying the same, and when it is their turn to be the masters, the apprentices are picky.

This bastard...... It's really a blessing in the midst of blessings, hum......

The chef threw out all the kitchen knives in the kitchen to cut meat, thinking that there was really no faster way to lose weight...... Zhang Xiaocai tilted his head and thought for a while: In fact, it is not bad to lose weight in two or three months, thinking that his eldest sister has lost weight at home for two or three years, and she is still like that bear......

..................

Zhang Xiaocai said that he would learn: "Come on, come on, master, quickly teach me the formula!"

"Not for the time being, there are too many messy scum things on your body, you need to be reformed!" Qingxu looked at Zhang Xiaocai's fat body, and looked sad and angry about his misfortune: "I don't know what your rich father thinks, let you eat and sleep hard, sleep and eat, and give birth to a son to be a pig to raise!"

Young Master Ben hates the word "pig" in front of me...... Zhang Xiaocai, who couldn't stand the stimulation of obesity, almost ran away again, but looking at the face of the kitchen knife on the table, Zhang Xiaocai said in his heart that Young Master Ben is not like you, an old Taoist priest who has not had a girlfriend and started a family for dozens of years, I will endure it.

Qingxu groped in his arms for a while, took out a three-inch square quaint small box, and after opening the small box, it was a black pill the size of a pigeon's egg.

Just this shape, just this color, it is almost exactly the same as the pill that Zhang Mengyang gave himself a few days ago...... Zhang Xiaocai took out Zhang Mengyang's small pill from his arms, and couldn't help but complain: "Master, if you refine the pill like this, won't it look better?

Belch...... Qingxu's old face was slightly red, on the day he was refining the pill, he drank a little more wine and went to sleep, and when he woke up, the pill became like this.

But that's not the point, it's a waste of the perfect pill to use on your bastard, anyway, you don't need it in front of you, Qingxu said: "You don't care if it looks good or not, just eat it and it works!"

Zhang Xiaocai picked up the pill, looked at it cautiously for fear that it was a poison, and then frowned and put it in his mouth, but stopped halfway: "Master, your pill has not passed its expiration date, right?"

After the expiration date, it is best to give full play to the effect of the elixir...... Qingxu's rare and pleasant face: "No, the elixir for the teacher is always within the expiration date!"

Well, Zhang Xiaocai nodded and continued to send the pill to his mouth: "Master, there were no accidents in the storage process of your pill, right?"

"No, you look at this box, it is made of the best huanghuali for the teacher, and there will be no accidents!"

Seeing that the elixir was in his mouth, Zhang Xiaocai stopped with an embarrassed face: "Master, you also know that you are such a disciple as me, and in the future, when you are old, the disciple will take good care of your old man, in case the disciple eats your elixir and has any accidents......"

"Bastard, do you like to eat it, don't you eat it, how many people can't eat it!?" Qingxu finally couldn't help but roar...... Waiting for you to take good care of my old man, don't be angry early, I'm lucky!

..................