029 Express, wait for me!
After drinking a bottle of fairy dew, Ji Danhuang followed Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Charter to the mountain where he had cultivated before. This time, Ren Bikong didn't explain those very complicated theoretical knowledge to him, but Wei Chi Charter first made a sword trick demonstration, and after explaining the matters that need to be paid attention to in the most superficial and simple sentences, he let Ji Danhuang go to the side alone and practice over and over again against a wooden stake.
For a fool like Ji Danhuang who doesn't know how to remember after speaking, it is more appropriate for him to familiarize himself with sword moves over and over again. After all, practice makes perfect.
Ji Danhuang repeated the same move over and over again under the sun, while Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang sat under the shade of the tree, chatting while watching Ji Danhuang practice. But this time, they used a secret way to talk, and they didn't want Ji Danhuang to smoke it again.
The sun rose higher and higher, and the ground was so hot that even the cicadas hiding in the shade of the trees began to be unable to stand it, and shouted the heat noisily. Ji Danhuang was carrying the wooden sword he used for practice, his face was covered with sweat, and his tongue was so hot that he stretched out his tongue, panting like a husky.
It's so hot!
The sword moves are getting slower and slower, and the slash on the stake is no longer as sharp as it was at the beginning, and it looks very muddy. However, perhaps it is that this move has been practiced a lot of times, even if it is so hot that the head is dizzy, the trajectory drawn by the tip of the sword is still presentable, and it really has such momentum.
Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang seemed to be sitting next to them casually, but they were very clear about Ji Danhuang's every move, and naturally knew that this guy was already so hot that he was about to suffer from heat stroke. However, seeing that Ji Danhuang's sword moves were getting better and better, they did not call Ji Danhuang to come over and rest, but continued to watch Ji Danhuang practice his sword.
This kid has finally mastered this trick, and if he is not familiar with it a few more times, what will he do if he forgets it in the blink of an eye! As for heat stroke, it is a trivial matter. If Ji Danhuang really fainted from heat stroke, they could make him sober up in a second.
In this way, Ji Danhuang swung his sword in a daze until noon, and Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang also saw noon, and then announced that the morning's cultivation was over. Ji Danhuang was already dizzy from the heat, and when he heard that he could rest, he roared "whoop", drew a perfect shape of the wooden sword in his hand in the air, slashed into the wooden stake with a "click", turned his head and rushed into the cabin.
I'll it, but I'm going to die!
Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang, who had been sitting all morning, were also tired, and got up with a yawn and moved their limbs. Turning around, he was about to go into the wooden house to make something to cool off for Ji Danhuang to eat, when he suddenly heard a "bang" behind him, and when he turned his head sharply to look, the wooden stake with the wooden sword had exploded into sawdust. And the wooden sword was completely inserted in the dirt, and the body of the sword was still steaming with the afterglow left by the burst of true qi.
Wei Chi Xianzhang turned his head to look at Ren Bikong, who was used to Ji Danhuang's unconscious outbursts: "Fifth brother, this is what you said before...... Occasional outbursts?"
Ren Bikong looked deeply at the lone cloud in the sky, and nodded slightly: "Well, have you been shocked? So, you now know how entangled I was when I first taught him to cultivate!"
Wei Chi Xian let out a "hmm", took a deep breath, and let out a long sigh.
This situation is really not easy to handle! You say this is a fool, and occasionally bursts out with a power that even a genius can't catch up with. But if it's a genius...... Most of the time, it's even more stupid than stupid!
"Fifth brother, I think, I understand......"
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Lying on the mat in the cabin, Ji Danhuang only felt that he had become a dog. It's not hot yet, it's in the mountains, why is it still so hot at noon!
I want ice bullying, I want cold Coke, I want air conditioning!
"Don't ask, who walks and stops, and the dry bones under the moon are wrapped in red......"
's music sounded in his ears, Ji Danhuang stretched out his hand and touched it for a long time before he touched his mobile phone, and pressed the answer button weakly.
"Hey ......"
"Hello, I'm from Ztong Express, are you Ji Danhuang?"
"Hmmm......"
"That's right, I have a package of yours here, just knocked on the door and you're not home. I would like to ask when you are usually at home, and I will send it to you when you are home, or I will give you our address, and you can come and pick it up at six o'clock in the evening. ”
"Package?" Ji Danhuang frowned slightly, "Who sent it to me?"
"Oh, I'll take a look. There was a sound of checking the items in the mobile phone, apparently the courier brother was looking through the records, "Oh, that's right, this package was sent from Hebi City, Henan Province, and the sender's name is Tang Yuzhu......"
"What? Tang Yuzhu?"
As soon as he heard the words "Tang Yuzhu", Ji Danhuang's eyes lit up with "biu", and his voice suddenly pulled out several heights, and he jumped up from the mat at once. The half-dead appearance just now was swept away, and the whole person felt like he had taken the wrong medicine.
The courier guy on the other end of the phone was obviously frightened, and he was stupid for a long time before stammering: "Yes...... yes......"
"Then where are you now?" Ji Danhuang casually pulled a towel and wiped the sweat on his face, "Is it at my door?" I'll rush back now, wait for me in five minutes, and I'll call you back when I arrive." Without waiting for the courier brother to agree, he pressed the phone and rushed out.
It was a package sent by Tang Yuzhu! How could I miss it! Originally, Ji Danhuang also wanted to take advantage of the holiday to communicate with Tang Yuzhu about her feelings, lest she forget about herself again after college, but she didn't expect Tang Yuzhu to leave after the college entrance examination, and I heard that she went to see the master who taught her kung fu. At that time, Ji Danhuang was still lost for a long time, thinking that he would never have the opportunity to talk to Tang Yuzhu again.
Unexpectedly, Tang Yuzhu still remembered him and sent him something!
Ji Danhuang was so happy that the corners of his mouth reached the root of his ears, and he accidentally hit someone's head, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Wei Chi Charter holding his head and turning his head dizzy.
Ren Bikong held the chilled watermelon juice in his hand, and said to Ji Danhuang, who was knocked to the ground: "Silly apprentice, why are you going?"
Ji Danhuang still had the heart to drink watermelon juice, so he rushed over and grabbed Ren Bikong's hand, so excited that he didn't say anything for a long time. Ren Bikong patted Ji Danhuang's back: "Don't worry, speak slowly." Come, you might as well take a sip of watermelon juice first. He raised the quilt in his hand again and handed it to Ji Danhuang's mouth.
Ji Danhuang was speechless for a long time and was very anxious, so he simply took the watermelon juice and drank a few sips to moisten his throat. After pouring a cup of watermelon juice, Ji Danhuang only felt that an ice line slid down his throat to his stomach, and the cold air dispersed into his limbs along the meridians, and the whole person was suddenly cold, and his head was sober.
"That's the kind of master," Ji Danhuang patted his head that was a little stiff from the ice, "I have a very important courier to go back to pick it up, and I told the courier to wait for me for five minutes, so I have to rush back now." Master, help me and send me back quickly! I'm really anxious!"
He didn't want to miss Tang Yuzhu's delivery.
Ren Bikong tilted his head and looked at Ji Danhuang for a few seconds, naturally reading what he was thinking thoroughly. With a faint smile, Ren Bikong spoke unhurriedly: "I know I'm in a hurry now!Silly apprentice, you said that if you can teleport a spell yourself, don't you need me to help?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Ji Danhuang nodded vigorously, "Master, it's that I don't usually work hard, it's that I'm too lazy." Master, send me back quickly! I'll be right back! I'll work hard to cultivate when I get back! I'm really anxious!"
At this moment, Ji Danhuang really realized the benefits of cultivating immortals. If he knew what to do to get home in five minutes, he wouldn't have to be in such a hurry.
"If you want to go home, it's not impossible. Ren Bikong smiled with a cunning face, "But you have to rely on your own strength." I'm only responsible for teaching you how to do it, and it's your business whether you succeed or not. ”
"Master-" Ji Danhuang wailed, "Can you stop being like this! I'm really in a hurry! You send me back first, can't I come back and learn again!" He was really afraid that the courier brother would not wait for him in a hurry, then he would definitely not be able to get Tang Yuzhu's express today.
If he can't get the express today, he will have to cultivate for another day tomorrow, and then the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow...... It's all like this, so he doesn't know when he'll get this package!
Moreover, he can't wait so many days!
Ren Bikong shook his head resolutely: "If you want to go back, rely on yourself! I can only teach you how to use the portal, but I can't send you back." If you want to learn, I will teach you now, and if you don't want to learn, I will not teach you until the end of the summer vacation, and I will not send you back now. ”
"Ahh
Ji Danhuang was so anxious that he couldn't cry anymore. I weighed it left and right, and decided-
"Learn!" Ji Danhuang gritted his heart, "I'll learn!"
Since Ren Bikong is determined not to send him back, he will definitely not send him back. Instead of this, it is better to learn how to use the portal yourself, so that you can learn it one day earlier and get the courier one day earlier. If he's lucky enough to learn it right away, he'll be able to go back later.
However, it may be necessary to trouble the courier brother to wait a little longer or run two more times.
At that moment, Ren Bikong began to explain to Ji Danhuang how to open the portal. Knowing that Ji Danhuang has poor comprehension and poor memory, Ren Bikong didn't say anything about those complex concepts about time and space, and only taught Ji Danhuang the opening method and let him practice by himself.
Ji Danhuang gritted his teeth, and according to the method taught by Ren Bikong, he drew spells in the air over and over again, anxious.
Courier brother, you must wait for me!
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