"Apprentice, don't worry, take your time, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. ”

Seeing Ji Danhuang practicing there with red eyes and a thick neck, looking at the posture as if he was going to split a hole in the sky, Ren Bikong finally couldn't help but speak. Sometimes, being anxious can indeed increase efficiency, but sometimes it can backfire and make mistakes.

"That's it, this spell can't be practiced in a hurry. Wei Chi Charter also echoed, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and try again." Don't worry, with your ability, such a simple spell is not a problem at all if you want to learn it in a short time. ”

In the second half of this sentence, the charter of Wei Chi is not nonsense. With Ji Danhuang's current cultivation, it would not be difficult to open a low-level portal commonly used by cultivators. Anyway, it's just a trip home, and you don't need to go through the sect enchantment, and you don't need the more advanced spells like the boundary gate for the time being.

Ji Danhuang patted his chest, took a deep breath, and then took a deep breath to calm his brain a little. That's right, spells are not something that can be learned in a hurry, he needs to calm down and mobilize the energy in his body so that he can learn to open the portal in a short time.

After calming down for a while, Ji Danhuang let out a long breath, wiped the sweat oozing from his forehead, moved his limbs, and returned to practice.

Isn't it just a little spell, how can it be difficult to defeat Lao Tzu! In order to get the express sent by Tang Yuzhu as soon as possible, he must calm down and deal with the portal well, and he must not be impatient.

Gently closing his eyes, Ji Danhuang slowly mobilized the mana in his body according to the method of Ren Bikong's teaching. The right hand was raised slightly, the index finger trembled slightly, and a string of charms swayed out, Ji Danhuang suddenly felt a force escape from his fingertips, and then a burst of suction came. Ji Danhuang was surprised and delighted, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that he was being sucked in by a circle of glowing doors.

Hey, is this a success?

Ji Danhuang was overjoyed and laughed out loud. The suction in front of him was strong, and the whole person was sucked in by the door.

Ji Danhuang's heart is not good, he must have lost his strength with a smile just now, and the portal was unstable. I don't know where I'll be sent by the portal.

With a "bang", Ji Danhuang fell into a puddle of slimy things, and his face was covered with something he didn't know what it was. Ji Danhuang hurriedly wiped the things on his face with his hands, and the next second, he felt a foul smell penetrate his nostrils, and when he looked closely, he realized that he had fallen into a lot of poop!

"Moo-moo-"

Looking at the cow dung in his hand, as well as the cow tail that kept dangling in front of his eyes, Ji Danhuang's whole person was not good. It didn't fall into a good place, but it fell into the cattle farm, and it was impartial and plunged into the cow dung heap, stained with cow dung all over his face!

"Vomit—"

Ji Danhuang didn't hold back, turned around and vomited, and spit out the watermelon juice he had just drunk. I took out my phone to check the time, it had been half an hour, and it was estimated that the courier brother had already left.

Alas, don't you want to be so unlucky! It's just that I want to go home to pick up a courier, why did I fall into such a place!

Thinking that there were still clean clothes in the Qiankun bag, Ji Danhuang hurriedly got up from the ground and groped for a way out, wanting to sneak to the staff lounge of the cattle farm to find out if there was a place to take a bath. As a result, as soon as he opened the door of the cowshed, Ji Danhuang bumped into the aunt of the worker who came to clean the cowshed.

Ji Danhuang was stunned for a moment, and he was stupid all of a sudden, not knowing what to do. And the worker's aunt obviously didn't expect that a young man covered in cow dung would sneakily sneak out of the cowshed, and she was stunned all of a sudden.

The two of them stared at each other for several minutes, and finally the worker's aunt reacted first and shouted, "There is a thief!"

Ji Danhuang hurriedly raised his hand to block the attack of the worker's aunt's broom, and the thick and hard broom was really painful on his arm. In addition, the worker's aunt really had some brute strength, and when the broom was pulled down, several blood marks immediately appeared on Ji Danhuang's arm.

Ji Danhuang screamed at the broom, and ducked under the worker's aunt's arm, and the girl began to run wildly. The worker's aunt was obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and chased after her angrily with a big broom, shouting and screaming while chasing back, attracting many workers in the field.

"There's a thief, everyone, catch the thief! Someone steals!"

Ji Danhuang really cried without tears, and he screamed in his heart. Even a thief can't steal into the barn, is there anything but cow dung?

But this matter, there is really no way to explain it, he can't say that he opened the portal and was accidentally teleported in. If he said that, he would be treated as mentally ill in the next second, and he would be sent to a mental hospital by all the workers in the field.

Seeing that there were more and more people chasing behind him, Ji Danhuang panicked, seeing that one of the doors of one of the small houses in the row in front of him was not closed tightly, and he didn't want to open the door and got in. Lying on the crack of the door and seeing the employees outside chasing after him in the distance, Ji Danhuang breathed a long sigh of relief.

Whew-I'm so tired!

"Ahh

Before Ji Danhuang could take two breaths, a penetrating scream sounded in his ears. Ji Danhuang turned his head to look, only to find that he had actually entered the female staff dormitory. What made him even more depressed was that there was a middle-aged female employee in this dormitory who was dressed very coolly and was taking a nap!

It's a god!

The female employee with a fierce face screamed while grabbing hard objects such as kettles and lunch boxes around her, and smashed her head and face at Ji Danhuang. Ji Danhuang dodged while opening the door and running out. Before he could take two steps, he saw a group of employees holding all kinds of tools and encircling him in the middle.

Needless to say, the group of employees were attracted by the scream just now.

Ji Danhuang was stunned. It's just a small mistake, why let him be chased by so many people, he's really not a bad guy!

The worker's aunt who first found Ji Danhuang took a broom and shouted, "Where is the thief going!" and took the lead in rushing towards Ji Danhuang. Ji Danhuang was shocked, took a sharp breath, and the energy in his body instantly surged to his feet. Kicking the ground with both legs, Ji Danhuang landed like a cloud and mist, and flew straight into the air.

In an exclamation, Ji Danhuang rushed straight into the air like a sharp arrow. In a hurry just now, he failed to pay attention to controlling his strength, and he didn't know how high he would jump this time, let alone whether he would fall to his death when he fell.

Just when Ji Danhuang didn't know what to do, a hand suddenly stretched out in mid-air and grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him back.

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