Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Cow and the Monkey

In the wing room of the Sanxing Cave Courtyard, two old men with gray hair sat at a quaint table and drank tea. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The mouth of the teacup is steaming, and the fragrance fills the room, and the smell is mouth-watering.

“...... Why do you have time to come to me? You old man has always been very busy, why, you haven't had any alchemy recently? Could it be that you lack some fairy herb elixir and plan to come to me to fight the autumn wind?"

Putting down the teacup, the white-haired Su Bodhi shook his head gently, and half-squinted his eyes at Taishang Laojun opposite, with a smile on his face.

"Hehe, what's the matter? Could it be that I'm here to walk around just for those broken weeds in the back garden of Sanxingdong?"

With his head down and continuing to drink tea, Lao Jun, who was full of red face, seemed to enjoy the moisturization of this tea, and his eyelids did not lift.

For a long time, the two old men did not speak, and each drank the tea in his hand.

“...... Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is a small country in the nether realm called Aolai Country, a place called Huaguo Mountain, I don't know if you have heard of it?"

After drinking the tea in the cup, Taishang Laojun nodded slightly, and glanced at Su Bodhi sitting opposite him with a smile.

“...... That monkey squatting outside your mountain gate, hehe!"

Glancing slightly at Su Bodhi in front of him, a strange expression appeared at the corner of Taishang Laojun's mouth, and Laojun seemed to have some doubts in his eyes.

Hearing Lao Jun's words, Su Bodhi was still indifferent, and hummed lightly in his nose.

“...... You don't know the origin of that monkey, do you? There are some things that the Heavenly Dao follows cause and effect......

Picking up the teacup on the table again, Lao Jun poured himself a cup of tea, picked up the teacup and drank it slowly.

"Hmph...... What monkeys? Do I have monkeys here? haha......"

Making a wry smile towards Lao Jun, Su Bodhi shrugged his shoulders, his face still light.

"Besides, isn't it a stone on Huaguo Mountain? I'm afraid everyone knows the origin of the stone, right? As for the origin of the monkey, hehe......

Grabbing the teapot on the table, Su Bodhi also poured himself a cup of tea, picked up the steaming teacup, Bodhi Ancestor blew lightly on the teacup, and then slowly tasted it.

“...... Aren't you going to take it in? Or, because this stone, which has not changed for thousands of years, may be ...... of its variables today."

Putting down the cup, Lao Jun straightened his body and looked at Su Bodhi with a solemn face, with some expectations on his face.

“...... Now, I'm in a lonely family, even ...... You should know the situation of Sanxingdong, if it is because of a monkey, causing unnecessary trouble, wouldn't I be asking for hardship?

With his eyes closed, his eyeballs rolling slightly under his eyelids, Su Bodhi seemed to be muttering to himself.

"Perhaps, because of this monkey, all the destined causes and effects will be reversed? Don't you want this? I heard that in the Great Lei Yin Temple, the golden cicada under the seat of Rulai has ......."

Staring at Su Bodhi's eyes, Lao Jun said slowly word by word.

"I know ......"

Here, before Lao Jun's words were finished, Su Bodhi's face moved slightly, and he interrupted Lao Jun's words with a loud voice.

"So, the monkey outside the mountain gate?"

Lao Jun mentioned the monkey again......

Outside the mountain gate of the Sanxing Cave Daoist Courtyard, the monkey was also depressed at the moment, and even a little hysterical.

With a pair of round eyes, the monkey stared viciously at a pair of eyes bigger than his own, with a fierce look, just staring at each other.

Lying in front of the monkey was nothing else, a cow, a very tall buffalo.

This cow is the same cow that just came to the three-star cave of the oblique moon with Taishang Laojun.

"It's really infuriating, this bad old man is simply too deceitful!"

Staring at the buffalo, the monkey gritted his teeth and cursed Taishang Laojun vigorously in his heart.

"It's really too bullying, I actually led this stinky buffalo in front of me, and let this unlucky stinky cow squat with me, obviously treating me and this cow as the same, clearly saying that we are beasts......"

Looking at the big buffalo that was shaking its ears and wagging its tail, the monkey remembered a lot of things in his heart, remembered the gossip furnace of Laojun in "Journey to the West", and remembered that the monkey used to stay in Laojun's furnace......

"It's really strange what this bad old man is doing here...... Hey, you damn stupid cow, take your nose off and the stench is coming to my face......"

Thinking of some unpleasant things in his heart, the monkey was suddenly in a bad mood, and as soon as he lost his temper, he immediately threw it on the buffalo, which was not pleasing to the eye.

“...... Moo, you indiscriminate monkeys, low-level things, little monsters in the nether world, you dare to look down on your grandfather Niu, Lao Tzu still doesn't want to stay with you, do you think Lao Tzu is rare in your three-star hole? What do you want......

The cow seemed to be annoyed by the monkey's self-talk, and at last the buffalo stood up violently, and barked loudly at the monkey.

The buffalo, like the monkey, made a human voice, an urn sound, and a temper that was not small.

"Y-You can even talk?"

Staring at the big buffalo in front of him, the monkey almost jumped.

"Nonsense, can you monkeys in the Sanxing Cave speak, can't our Grandpa Niu speak? Don't you open your eyes to see who Lao Tzu's master is......

The big buffalo looked at the monkey with a squinting expression, and his eyes were full of disdain.

“...... I forgot it, there is a record in Journey to the West, and this stupid cow seems to have some entanglements with me......"

Jumping in front of the big buffalo, the monkey pondered a little in his heart, and then whispered to himself.

"Bah...... You monkey, a low-level little monster, is estimated to be a useless thing in the Sanxing Cave, and you are only worthy of guarding the courtyard gate here, how can Lao Tzu have any entanglement with you? Lao Tzu doesn't bother to stand with you at all......"

Unexpectedly, this buffalo seems to have a good temper, and it does not look at the monkey at all.

"It's just a little brute, and you deserve to talk to Lao Tzu? I don't know how you can speak? What a joke......"

Shaking the tail of the ox behind him, the big buffalo rolled his eyes and looked at the monkey in front of him with disdain.

"Aren't you a brute? You're just a buffalo, aren't you also a brute......

Teased by the buffalo in front of him, and even by the big buffalo and abused by the big buffalo, the monkey finally became angry.

In the monkey's heart, it still has a proud heart of its own, and it has never treated itself as a beast......

In the wing room of the Samsung Cave Dao Courtyard, the two old men suddenly stopped talking, the two closed their eyes slightly, as if listening to something, and after a while, the two old men smiled at each other.

"The monkey at your door seems to be facing my buffalo......"

Turning his head to look at Su Bodhi, Lao Jun laughed.

"So what? It's not a monkey in my three-star cave at the moment...... Let's see what tricks they can play? Let's have fun......

His brows curled slightly, and Su Bodhi laughed along.

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