Chapter 30 Bet
Outside the Sanxing Cave Dao Academy, at this moment, those ordinary disciples were gathered outside the door, talking about it one by one. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the past few years, there is a monkey outside the Sanxing Cave who wants to apprentice, which has long become a strange scenery outside the Sanxing Cave.
Over the years, people have come out almost every day to see this strange monkey.
However, there were more people who came out to see the excitement today, and even, because of rumors, many disciples ran out.
A monkey and a buffalo got into an argument, which was a funny thing.
Moreover, monkeys can talk, cows can talk, and such things are indeed more attractive.
"This monkey is a little monster and can speak human language, is this cow also a monster?"
Some curious disciples walked around the monkey and buffalo twice, and then chattered incessantly.
"Shh......h Be quiet, but I can see that this cow is here with an old man with a childish face, maybe it is the mount of the ancestor, but there is a ......."
An older ordinary disciple whispered to everyone.
“...... Let's not mix, what are we afraid of, let's just watch the excitement, the ancestor has already said, this monkey, none of us can bully it, let it kneel outside the mountain gate. ”
"That's right, let's not mix, let's just watch a lively, monkey bullfighting, it's funny, two beasts ......"
A young man with clear eyebrows and a sadistic smile turned back to the disciples and said.
Before the disciple finished speaking, the monkey not far away opened his mouth and laughed.
"How's it going? Big stupid cow, look, in their eyes, you're also a beast and a monster, haha, don't think you're much taller, haha......"
Rolling his eyes a few times, the monkey smiled coldly at the big buffalo, with a playful expression on his face.
"You ......"
Staring at the monkey with a cold snort, the big buffalo suddenly roared.
"Bastard, these ordinary people in the three-star cave dare to laugh at your grandfather Niu and get out of the way. ”
"Moo!
Hearing the young man's banter and the monkey's laughter, the big buffalo was really angry.
That is, in an instant, the big buffalo twisted the bull's head violently, and there was a cold snort in the nose, and suddenly, a white mist erupted from the mouth of the big buffalo.
This mist, like an iron pillar, swept directly towards the ordinary disciple's body.
"Ouch...... Boom!"
I saw that the young disciple with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes was swept to the ground by the white mist in an instant, and he rolled several heels in a row, and he couldn't get up from lying on the ground.
The rest of the ordinary disciples, seeing that the "Bull Demon" was so fierce, they were so frightened that they fled.
"Little monkey, now you know how powerful I am, haha, the three-star cave of the slanting moon, there is just a bunch of waste under the Su Bodhi seat, as for you, hum ......"
Proudly raised the huge bull's head, and the big buffalo called very proudly......
In the wing room of the Samsung Cave Dao Courtyard, Lao Jun shook his head at Su Bodhi a little uncomfortably at the moment, with a trace of embarrassment on his face.
"Hehe, this beast is talking nonsense, it's all arrogant, I've never taught it to say this, wait until I go back, I will teach it a hard lesson......"
Smiling bitterly at Su Bodhi, Lao Jun shook his head and said.
“...... It's okay, I'm not that kind of calculating person, let's see how the monkey responds to the provocation of the big buffalo, haha...... Interesting, funny......"
The corners of his mouth bent, Su Bodhi waved his hand generously towards Lao Jun, and the two old men looked at each other and smiled.
Outside the gate of the Sanxing Cave Dao Courtyard, the outer wall was full of people, all of whom were ordinary disciples of the Dao Academy, and at this moment, they were lying on the wall and pointing at the monkey and the cow.
"Monkey, you have the ability to overturn that cow, haha......"
"Monkey, don't lose the face of our three-star cave temple......"
"Haha, what a monkey, you are also the guard of our three-star cave courtyard, haha......"
On the wall, these ordinary disciples coaxed one by one......
After all, this is the Sanxing Cave, it is the dojo of the ancestor of Su Bodhi, the big buffalo is not an ordinary mountain spirit and wild monster, it is the mount under the seat of Taishang Laojun, it naturally knows the reputation of Su Bodhi.
Therefore, this big buffalo did not dare to be really too presumptuous.
“...... Hmph, I'm too lazy to bother with you, a wild monkey, get out of the way, I'm really too lazy to take care of you, hmph! You also saw my awesomeness just now, and I can't stand up with a random sneeze, haha......"
He shook his head proudly at the monkey, and the big buffalo raised its head high, and it had a disdainful expression on its face.
"It's not a big deal, it's just a pity, I just can't spell, if I can spell too, hum ......"
Although the monkey knew that it was impossible for him to compete with the big buffalo at this moment, the monkey was not convinced.
Of course, there is one thing that the monkey knows very well in his heart, at the gate of the Sanxing Cave Courtyard, it is impossible for the big buffalo to really do anything with it.
"Hmph, even if you know how to spell, you little monkey, am I still afraid that you won't succeed?
Hearing the monkey say this, the big buffalo was immediately unconvinced, and it snorted angrily.
"Yo, cow hair, how many cow hairs can you have?"
Jumping in front of the big buffalo, the monkey rolled his eyes and said.
"Haha, every cow hair on Lao Tzu's body is a magic weapon, so many that you can't count them......"
At this moment, of course, the big buffalo was not convinced, it lowered its head and shouted at the monkey angrily.
"Haha, I can't count? Joke, even if I don't have a spell, as long as I draw a few squares on the ground, your cow hair can't be put down, and I'm embarrassed to say that I can't count the cow hair on my body, haha......"
Seeing the buffalo's appearance at this moment, the monkey knew that the big buffalo had fallen into his own scheme, so the monkey rolled his eyes and smiled at the buffalo.
"Impossible, the cow hair on Lao Tzu's body is changing, how can it be impossible to pretend that you can't fit your grid? There is a kind of ...... you draw the grid and see your grandfather Niu fill your broken grid with cow hair."
Hearing such confident words from this monkey, the old cow was naturally not convinced, and suddenly it shouted.
“...... Hmph, that's what you said, you wait......"
When the monkey saw that the buffalo had been tricked, the monkey immediately burst out laughing in his heart, and saw the monkey pick up a branch from the ground and draw it on the ground.
On the wall of the Sanxing Cave Dao Courtyard, ordinary disciples stretched their necks and stared at the monkey and the big buffalo......
In the wing room of the Taoist courtyard, Patriarch Su Bodhi and Lao Jun also looked at each other, and they couldn't figure it out at the moment.
"Hehe, my cow is not shallow, every cow hair on his body can be transformed, how can it not fill the grid drawn by an ordinary monkey, even if the monkey paints the entire three-star hole on the grid, it still fills ......"
Shaking his head, Taishang Laojun couldn't help laughing.
"Hehe, this monkey is smart and tight, maybe ......"
Shaking his head and nodding again, Su Bodhi said noncommittally.
Outside the gate of the temple, the monkey picked up the branches and drew a grid on the ground slowly......