In some time that cannot be determined, in some place that cannot be determined. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Chen Ao was insulted by a woman!

These beasts!," Chen Ao scolded in his heart.

originally thought that he had a good fight, but who knew that Chen Ao punched out, and saw the woman shake her head in disappointment and sighed softly.

Chen Ao was wondering, the woman's body was sideways, dexterously gave way to the fist, and then grabbed her right hand, grabbing Chen Ao's elbow.

It is well known that there is a tingling tendon in the elbow. In ordinary life, there will always be intentional or unintentional accidental bumps, resulting in the whole arm is sore and numb, and I can't use any strength.

Chen Ao once specialized in the study of this peculiar "phenomenon", but when he wanted to deliberately look for the numb tendons, he couldn't touch it. But this girl grabbed the numb tendon of Chen Ao's elbow.

Suddenly, the whole arm was weak, like a loach, and was pinched in the girl's hand. Chen Ao's nose was sore, and his tears almost burst out in pain.

"Oh-oh-spare, spare-"

The hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, all the revolutionary integrity of Chen Ao is gone at this moment, just thinking about the girl in front of him who looks delicate and does not be ambiguous at all.

Seeing that he had conceded defeat so easily, the woman was quite bored, snorted, and let go of Chen Ao's arm.

Chen Ao rubbed his sour arm and peeked at the hateful bandits around him. Hmph, what kind of ability is it to bully more and less. Now you can't fight the enemy, you can only outwit it.

Thinking about this section, Chen Ao settled down. After such a toss, he seemed to have forgotten where he was and what kind of dangerous people he had encountered. Sometimes Chen Ao's strong ability to adapt to the environment like a cockroach is indeed worth learning from many people.

Helplessly, Chen Ao's mind was very bright when he thought about it, and when he really started to think about serious things, he couldn't think of any idea at all.

Seeing that Chen Ao was also cleaned up, the woman seemed to be moved by compassion, and her voice was softer: "What's your name?"

The eldest husband does not change his name, and he does not change his surname. Chen Ao still has this integrity.

"Chen Ao!" he said loudly, straightening his chest.

"Chen Ao, someone has such an ugly name...... everyone whispered.

There is also a name worthy of ridicule? Chen Ao felt a fire in his heart. Although he also knew that his name was really not good.

Speaking of the word Chen Ao, I really smelled sadness, and those who saw it shed tears. Chen Ao was born that year, just as the Atlanta Olympics were in full swing. Chen's father was a middle school physical education teacher, and Lipton named his son Chen Yate. Later, he felt that this name was too foreign, and he praised the suspicion of the stinky feet of US imperialism. So he changed his name to Chen Olympic.

Although Chen's mother was weak after giving birth, she also had to fight for reason. She is a mathematics teacher in the same middle school, and she has always occupied physical education classes, so how can a physical education teacher come to grab mathematics classes? If a physical education teacher is allowed to gain the upper hand, wouldn't it be a mistake for the children of the people, and the country will not be a country? So she insisted on taking the name Chen Bida.

The implication comes from the Pythagoreans of ancient Greece. This school created the discipline of mathematics and can be regarded as the ancestor of Chen's mother.

But "Chen Bida" is also unpleasant! Chen Ao thought about it later, and he was also afraid for a while. Who Pythagoras was, Chen Ao didn't know. He knew Godzilla.

Later, the parents argued, compromised with each other, reached a consensus, and signed an agreement. The word Chen Ao was born, and if the word "luck" is added, it will satisfy Chen's father. Add the word "number", and Chen's mother has nothing to say.

Chen Ao's light is bizarre, and Ai Ai's life unfolds dramatically in this way.

The lady waved her hand to stop the crowd from talking. At this time, a middle-aged man on horseback picked up the pocket on the ground and looked at it. leaned over to the woman and said, "The big boss, there are only a few books in the baggage, and dozens of coppers, like a poor scholar!"

Zhang Dayou also hurriedly agreed: "That's right, that's right! Our brother has already checked it, and there is no oil and water." ”

The female head of the house nodded and said, "Since he is also a poor family, don't be embarrassed for him." Give it back to the family and let him go!"

Then, her face turned cold, and she said coldly to Zhang Dayou: "The first time you came out, why were you so reckless and indiscriminately trying to kill people? Have you forgotten all my rules?"

Zhang Dayou and the two of them were ashamed for a while, but fortunately, Chen Ao somehow did not die, and it was considered that they could escape this punishment.

Chen Ao only thought that he had misheard. Are they going to let themselves go? Don't they have the impression that the bandits are all fierce and vicious, and they don't leave anything alive? Could it be that the sun is coming out of the west today?

I knew I didn't have to die, so what kind of effort did I have to fight? What a waste of effort!

The others had stopped looking at him, and seemed to have lost interest in this man, and did not want to embarrass him. The middle-aged man handed the cloth bag back to Chen Ao, and suddenly a letter slipped from the baggage. It's the official certificate that Chen Ao has seen!

A thin man with sharp eyes, reached out to pick it up, and said with a smile: "Little Xianggong, don't drop your things!"

Chen Aozheng wondered, why did these people become so kind?

It turned out that he didn't know that among this group of bandits, the female master had the highest martial arts. Chen Ao actually dared to challenge her in public, which really surprised others. Although the result is not so glorious, it has already made the bandits secretly admire.

An older one suddenly raised his hand and said, "Slow!"

This shout made everyone stop and startled Chen Ao. The man reached out and snatched the official credential and opened it to take a look.

The female boss and a few people around her also leaned over to look at it for a while, and muttered and whispered for a while.

Zhang Dayou suddenly said: "The surname is Chen, you can bully us, but you can't on our boss's head!"

His companion, named Wang Daodao, also said stupidly: "That's right, it's just, you can't!"

When Chen Ao heard such a disgusting metaphor about these two living treasures, he couldn't help but laugh and cry. The big boss also felt helpless, sighed, and slapped the two of them on the head.

She stepped forward and said, "Chen Ao, although we are illiterate, there are still people who recognize this piece of paper. This is an official certificate, right? The name on it is all capitalized, and it is obviously three words! How do you explain it?"

Chen Ao suddenly remembered the three words "Buhantang", and his whole heart jumped up. Although he hadn't figured out what was going on yet, he vaguely guessed that this Bu Hantang was only afraid that it was the unlucky ghost who was stabbed to death by Zhang Dayou and the others, which is now himself.

With those three words in his mouth, he finally understood that something was wrong. Every time I think of this name, I can't help but think of curing kidney deficiency and not containing sugar.

This name is even worse than his Chen Ao!

Chen Ao's heart was empty, looking at everyone's suspicious looks, the knife and axe that he had originally put away actually showed up again.

An idea flashed through his mind. Chen Ao decided to tell a lie, although he had told countless lies in his life, but he had never been on the line of life and death like now.

Chen Ao's originally pitiful face was piled up with a smile, he reached out to take the official certificate raised in the woman's hand, and said with a smile: "Big boss, let's not care about these details. The name is just a code name, I can be called Chen Ao, you can also be called Chen Ao! When I got this certificate, I was still young. Since you are young, the name should also be younger, so it will be called ...... Chen Xiaoao, of course it's just three words!"

Chen Ao secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he was so, and he didn't know if he could pass the test. But since these people are illiterate, there shouldn't be anything wrong with them.

He peeked at the female head of the house and saw that her eyes were full of suspicion. The woman said to a middle-aged man beside her, "Uncle Ma, what do you think about this matter?"

The man surnamed Ma hesitated for a long time and said, "If this person is an official, this matter will be troublesome!"

As soon as he said this, a strange atmosphere instantly spread through the crowd. Everyone seemed a little worried, a little scared.

Chen Ao's mind flashed, yes, I am now an official, and I am still a seven-grade county commander. These people are bandits, what am I afraid of them doing?

But now that we're outnumbered, it's not the time to be a hero. In case they get angry and don't do anything......

Thinking of this, he hurriedly smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, let's not know each other if we don't fight! I don't remember anything about today's events, haha, I don't remember!"

Convenient with others, convenient for yourself. Chen Ao doesn't need to be taught by others.

The female boss sneered twice and said, "I didn't expect that you, a dog official, are still a little arrogant. Take him back and let Mr. Liu see the official certificate, what the hell is going on, and then deal with it!"

PS: "This woman is unusual" is taken from the lyrics of Diao Deyi in the Peking Opera "Shajiabang", talking about A Qing's sister-in-law. Take it without thanks.